>Bake themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nagjPyNMu9Q>Greek police fast-tracking tests to find out how British woman found in suitcase diedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz05yzzr93jo>Fresh questions over sporting and charitable achievements of Cambridge's youngest ever black professor amid plagiarism rowhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16020603/outcry-Left-predictable-Cambridges-diversity-poster-boy-claims-plagiarism-sporting-charitable-achievements.html>Panic as UK beer industry ‘under threat’ due to 1 major challengehttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2235112/uk-beer-industry-challenge>Non-Muslim police staff invited to fast during Ramadanhttps://archive.ph/4D2jS>High court clears way for clinical trial giving puberty blockers to childrenhttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jul/31/high-court-clinical-trial-puberty-blockers-children>Boozy Westminster MPs are drinking so much they are having their stomachs pumped, report warnshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/westminister-drinking-parliament-mps-alcohol-b3025753.html>London leavers: How people are quitting boroughs across the capital as the population shrinkshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/population-migration-boroughs-birthrate-b1291789.html>Former British Army soldier Nirmal Purja confirmed dead in Pakistan avalanchehttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-01/former-british-army-soldier-nirmal-purja-confirmed-dead-in-pakistan-avalanche>Green councils in London to resist Home Office immigration raidshttps://www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/article/green-councils-london-raids-illegal-migrants-q7rg5fg3v>London residents lose legal challenge against Chinese ‘mega’ embassyhttps://archive.ph/U9ApP
>>540048412Send goy.
>>540048412Nice to see the Brits too are still going to church these days! Though please take a lesson from the Irish and convert to catholicism!
>BREAKING: Bames to be made to binge watch corrie before they're allowed into the country
>Better Alternatives>Be specific: Name the exact ethnic group you mean (e.g., Bangladeshi, Black British).>Use general terms carefully: Say "ethnic minority" or "ethnically diverse communities" only when a broad term is truly needed.
Wasn't this Lindsay Graham's mistakeNot planning ahead
>>540049157I like bame it covers every possibility It doesn't make much sense to call a polish a nigger, but bame is acceptable
Memory holed- That kid thrown into the alligator pen- Rochdale rapist getting deported to Pakistanany more?
redditors have declared that britain needs no written constitution
>>540048657i'd be tempted but the pope goes around tonguing refugee anus
>>540049467- widdecombe's murder- gypsy gang-rapes, and lack of punishment thereof- leicester(?) ethnic/religious riots- gypsy riot over one being arrested for abusing a kid (iirc)- batley teacher still in hiding after showing a cartoon of muhammad- jihadis returning and not being arrested or anything
>>540049545Nice, phew thank goodness for reddit. Big problem solved.What's their take on the rape dinghies?
>>540049467Has he been deported? I thought pakistan said nuh uh now gibs that 130 milly.
>>540049749they don't exist, and they're payback for colonialism
>>540049796of course he hasn't
>>540049467I can barely remember who this old confused man is..
>>540049831All that goat fucking causing dementia Ackmed?
>>540049796>Liberal/jew run society >ever deport a wogAnon I
>>540049880You couldn't fuck a goat even if you wanted.
I'm obsessed with a paki girl at work.She flirted and led me on, she makes me so mad.I'm going to leave my job for another.
>>540048412jews are a plague upon Britainhttps://executiveconcern.substack.com/p/sabbath-millennium
>>540049813Our racist far right ancestors*shakes fist*>>540049940Don't panic anon, I get it. The door only opens one way.
>>540050075You should win her affections and then arrange an honour killing.
>>540050075She might be scared or just weird about sex and relationships? I ruined things with a lass after heavy flirting, being back at hers, and then not knowing how to initiate sex, even though it was there just waiting to happen.
>>540050075>>540050271Haha.You fucking virgins.
>>540050326Weird thing is I'm not. I think it's more haha you (me) fucking failed normie.
Josh has never had sex and he turned out fine.
>>540050326You’ve done them
>>540050619Josh is the only confirmed sex-haver on Brit/pol/
I watch Josh’s sex video he posted here every day Not in some horny way, but rather in a studious manner. Studying the master, frame by frame
Fingering your dead mum doesn't count
>Ghana Party in the Park, aka ShattaFest>ShattaFest>Shat FestSo good they named it twice.Imagine the smellhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16022449/People-injured-carried-stretchers-stampede-family-friendly-London-festival-people-turned-up.html
>>540050326Based saints. Unaware of the degeneracy and infertility of modern culture. Keep them from the whores, harpies and pimps.For their souls are free from modern infertility
August already, almost 2/3 of the year gone
>>540050836Jewess hag
The anti-white regime is going full throttle nowhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04kdk9v590o
>>540050271She is actually overtly sexual. She's a whore actually and that's what pisses me off is how she flirts with others.She's just been a nasty bitch.>>540050326Far from a virgin.
>>540049133They can't use it anymore because of the "minority" bit, since native British are now a minority.
>>540051000Made up article. Bloke is obviously a faggot.
>>540050785I encountered a sloot in my 20s, but I should be a virgin.
>>540050836I remember seeing a load of chinks wearing masks on the news in probably october 2019 and thought nothingburger because they always wear masks but little did i or anyone else know it was the catalyst for the boriswave
>>540051000>The birth did go better for his wife - but not for him. >"I had a panic attack and broke down. I hadn't been able to - I didn't have the ability to - process that," Alex says.Absolute fucking FAGGOT, guaranfuckingtee he'll be trooning out soon
>>540051064Leave, it'll only eat away at you and piss you off more.
>>540050075Do not go near pakis Simple as
spliff then back to bed
New Rupert video just dropped.He's admitted defeat and is now begging for Nigel's help. Lmao.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr8uKvE_g4s
>>540051405Fair chance he might try to troon his son.
>>540051552Yes. That's my plan now. I've never had to work with women/girls before, but I never want to again.>>540051620I thought Pakis were evil before hand, it's something in them. Didn't even know she was a paki to begin with. It's only galvanised my opinion of them.
Mad how in the 5.5 years since Jesh has been blogposting here he has never had sex and i have sex with of age, alive, cisgender, consenting, non-relatewomen about 300-400 times.
>>540051673>I thought Pakis were evil before hand, it's something in them.They are semites - racially cousins to the jews. Naturally evil people that ironically can only be solved by them converting to Christianity.
>>540051649Was just about to post this, what the fuck is Lowe doing?
>>540051673They don't have souls. They are unsuitable vessels.
>>540051819Women or Pakis?
>>540051765It's a good move really.Restore was never going to win any general.Reform have the best chance of finally ending the two party rule. So they should work together.Like he says, they basically agree on the same things. No point in fighting each other, because then we all lose.
>>540050836mad, isn't it?
>>540051886Rupert split from Reform because they didn't endorse mass deportations. I can't see how Reform will bow to his demands. Unless things happen on 13th August.
it's no wonder the year has gone fast, though. i've constantly been some combination of ill, drunk, in pain, depressed, anxious, shut-in and/or in solitary confinement.
>>540051993>Unless things happen on 13th AugustWhat's happening on the 13th of August?I'm out of the loop because I've been on /biz/ mostly this week.
>>540052062The Clacton by-election
>>540051765I think it works. If you look at the current criticism of Restore on places like GB Jews, it centres around 'le fight between le egos'. Publicly making an offer to someone who tried to get you incarcerated on false charges is the opposite of ego, it's more humility than most people could ever display
>>540051999You sound like a feminised histrionic loser
>>540052072Things like GBNews fear the "right" splitting and leaving the kosher reservation.
>>540052135i kneel
>>540051999>In pain>Solitary confinement Can relate to that. (Physical pain. Jiu jitsu chad)
alright lads. got banned for two days for alleged off topic posting. what does this mean for british politics?
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morning all
>>540052251Queers have always existed in every western country.They will have their moment and be suppressed again sooner or later.
>>540052173I don't have any problems, I have no crutches, I'm out here rawdoggin' life no issues
>>540052505you are amazing
>>540052390Poor guy, puts up with a fat bint. Fat bint gets slightly attractive. Bint leaves himHe deserved better
>>540052576I know lmao, I don't need some mental cripple telling me either, I'm well aware of my superiority
>>540052501>Queers have always existed in every western country. >They will have their moment and be suppressed again sooner or later.try to suppress me and i'll break your jaw you normie retard
>>540052701Choose Love, not Hate.
>>540052701So you're out of the closet homo?
>>540052628why? what do men offer now that women have wage parity?
What a selection of social articles by the BBC today.We'll skip the advert for the feminised American boy film even if it's peculiar why he's saving a monkey in that picture. It's just their culture. Especially with how they put it in every one of their big blockbusters, my friend refused to see Dune 2 because of I think that one?
>>540052845>>540052728>>540052701>>540052650>>540052628
Morning spakkers Fuck church, am going out to water the garden again
>>540052957>Why I don't regret choosing a vasectomy in my 20shttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04kdk9v590o>"I had a panic attack and broke down. I hadn't been able to - I didn't have the ability to - process that," Alex says.>Unresolved trauma from his wife's first labour and his subsequent postnatal depression meant Alex didn't want to continue with the couple's plan to have four children.At the top and says everything you need to know about a self castrating man. The BBC doesn't normally do that.I would say he has oestrogen and not testosterone but then he doesn't want children.>"I didn't feel this love and connection that everybody says I should have," Alex says.>Not wanting to repeat the experience, he and his wife agreed to stop at two kids. Given he was the driving force behind the decision, he felt it was "wrong to put the onus on my wife" to take a contraceptive.He has a tattoo and his wife has his nose. I'm sure his children will eventually get them too, even the one darker than them both. Odd how his wife is already obese but I hear older women marrying young men is common these days.Further down the article men are praising how quick, easy, and painless vasectomies are that you can have them whilst listening to two of your favourite songs, and that 15% of men in their late forties have been happily castrated.
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>>540052957>Australia using "indigenous knowledge" to fight wildfiresWhat the fuck.
done
>The Sopranos star Vincent Pastore dies aged 80
>>540052992>Solitude as a new aspirational lifestyle: 'We are not lonely'https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y63dw2x3wo>At the centre of the video – which has amassed seven million views on TikTok – is Lana Isa, a software sales manager in her 20s based in Toronto. >finding comfort in "feeling seen".Not much to say about this. All of these women appear to be young, rich and attractive. So their immediate fame by lonely Indian eyeballs, and fellow doomscrolling women, isn't surprising.If any went to have a boyfriend, she would succeed, and if any chose to find ways to make money off her social media, she might be incentivised to keep going until she hits the wall and then she'll actually be lonely then.
>>540052957The "le lonely girl" thing is a fake Tiktok trend and the "lonely" girls posting those videos typically have hundreds of thousands of followers, once they've finished filming their "poor lonely me eating a pizza in front of the TV with my cat" video they're probably getting railed by some nigger
>>540053126>>540053052You might just be surprised!>How Australia combines modern tech and Indigenous knowledge to fight wildfireshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czdmvr984yyo>Originally from Spain>Her team looks at how technology such as satellites, drones and AI can be used to better detect fires, alongside the knowledge of experienced firefighters."I provide space age technology, plastic contraptions, digital magic and lived experience">Using Indigenous ecological knowledge – a plant's colour and scent, for example, or the shade cover of trees - he can verify information in the satellite images from Yebra's team."I provide eyeballs and own a car."Laughably this aboriginal knowledge is actually being implemented by an invader and the firefighters don't actually work with the lazy natives.The article also claims fire was used by the natives before Brits arrived in the 18th century. Which unfortunately it is true that aboriginals did discover fire but not the bow or the wheel or clothes or...Anyway the actual point of the article is Canada and the US have a firefighter network with Australia and the EU is doing so too now because modern fires are similar and Australia knows how to fight them by ironically lighting more fires before both Summer hits and vegetation grows enough fuel. To me that means you should cut back vegetation and use it somehow but I suppose it'd be too low grade for woodchip, biofuel or industrial compost.
>>540053052>oooga bboga dere fire over dere
>>540053139>once they've finished filming their "poor lonely me eating a pizza in front of the TV with my cat" video they're probably getting railed by some niggerShe's a fellow lonely sister! She'd never betray us girls and sexless boys!Just because she's rich, fit, and has all the free time in the world!Next you'll say she has real friends! Everyone knows no-one's a real friend of a girl, just ask any girl if they actually like other girls or if they're faking it! Why if I could I'd trip Stacey up, ruin her makeup and pull on her hair just so I could get to black cock faster!
Rupert owned nigel with that vid.
>>540053052I thought muh indigenous turned Australia into a fucking desert?
>>540053126are you really an introvert if you spend half your time sat with strangers doing your tattoos, piercings and cosmetic injections?
>>540053139>they're probably getting railed by some niggerand some of you call me a faggot when all you lot do is talk about women being railed by BBC all day. weird cunts
>clattering of roller shutter going up, pots, pans and spatulasScrans up.I've got dogs arseholes, bats, pangolins and half a porcupine from last week. Rats and sparrows are still thawing.
>>540053162Last article.>Ginger hair portraits show unexpected 'golden thread' connecting Americanshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce97nyz4rvmoInteresting piece and unexpected, until you hit image related in it because of course.Essentially a photographer jerking off over Scottish colonisation of the world, spreading their semen and him finding comfort in this ethnic spread given he also has red hair. He even says at the bottom of the article he's patriotic for America now because he's found so many red heads that say his race won.Not something you'd expect on modern media but an attempt has been to twist it into something diverse, modern and raceless. Maybe gingers are a protected race sometimes now? Or maybe it's simply because:>"I met a lot of black Americans who had often married someone who is white."He's even quoted as saying Native Injuns aren't from America but from other parts of America, i.e. the indigenies are immigrants just like everyone else.It is hilarious seeing the various "I'm native american/I'm persian!!!!" quotes attached to a very European face. It's somehow something only Americans do, though we basically do have that mentality over here now, one drop of blood and you're black is a leftie concept after all. Oh and the native injun who says "wtf my family never said they fucked/were fucked by a wyte, yet I have red hair, how crazy is that!"
>>540053126>It's a Friday night. A young woman trudges back to her apartment after a day of work. She enters a spotless kitchen, unloads a bag of groceries, and unwraps a frozen pizza before sliding it in the oven.>What follows is a nightly routine that is almost meditative in its mundanity: she lights a candle and gazes briefly at the snow-covered landscape outside her window, piles a premade salad onto a plate with the pizza, and settles on her sofa to eat in front of the TV.>The tagline that accompanies the scene reads: "POV you're a childfree and single girl that has no friends and lives alone so this is how you spend your Friday night."Jesus Christ. What a pathetic existence.
>>540051649Hahaha Restore Fags are gullible cunts.
>>540053351rofl
>>540053382Voters are.Never trust a politician.
>>540053351Did you read the part about how these Brave women are pushing social boundaries by doing things like attending parties alone?And then filming it?That's so unique and interesting! It probably even takes 5 seconds of prep!
>>540053382Scared Ahmed?
>>540053457>Lana Isa says her videos show her real life and were never intended to "romanticise having no friends"Sure they weren't
>>540053382they know exactly what they are doing (for israel) and why
>>540053469You're pathetic scum. Thick as pig shit and desperate. Go back with your tails between your legs and suck Farage's cock with your leader Lowe haha.
BIG PUSSY IS DEAD, SHOW SOME RESPECT
>>540053317>Female introvert: has 100k social media followers for whom she makes rambling posts about how "I'm le UwU introvert so le quirky and mysterious amirite?>Male introvert: Hasn't exchanged more than 10 words with anyone for the past 5 years
>>540053571I don't get the logic behind hating the only, current, party attempting to get reimagration as a viable policy.
Gormless Steve Laws will fall into line and back the Restore/Reform pact haha
>>540053718heart attack phenotype
>>540053786>>540053768>>540053762>>540053718>>540053571
>>540053768Because you don't understand who those people are and what they believe in. That's why you don't get it. You take marketing and branding on face value and don't think any further. As long as they say what you want to hear you support them.
>>540053786BIG UP CLACTON SIKH BOYZZZZ
>>540053840stupid spammer
>>540053768>I don't get the logic saaaar
>>540052390>I had a smart coworker>she had a child with a man>she said the man wasn't good looking enough, smart enough, rich enough>so she divorced him and now raises her son aloneI remember 20th century fiction romanticising divorce by basically always having another man.Now there is never another man. As >>540052925 puts it, men exist for one night flings for these women. The state is there to pick up the bill. On top of the courts requiring the divorced man to pay for the child too I imagine.>I was >150lbs>I married a man who loved me>now I'm nearly a normal weight>I can do better>should I divorce?Reddit really has been a women's website for a decade now. I remember when it was for gamers and amateur coders. Then everyone discovered politics and oestrogen pills...
>>540053850What is the realistic solution? You are right, I didn't pay much attention to them. Other than their main political aim was reimagration.
>>540053786There will be no pact, but now Rupert can point to this and say he tried and that the split is nothing to do with ego
>>540053991People have noted this before. The state has replaced the husband. Women basically marry the state, and it raises their kid for them in schools and pays for everything they need.It's a bit like being a concubine in a harem, except they don't actually have to fuck the fat old prince.
>>540053992There is no solution. Immigration is a dead issue presented as a live issue by people like Farage and Lowe to gain social position and and money. It's over. Mass immigration is baked into the British economy and can never be reversed. "Remigration" is a marketing con and could never legally happen. The idea that the British Government could pass racial laws through both houses and send deportation squads into the Pakistani ghettos of Birmingham and pull 3 generations of legal Muslims out of their homes and deport them on the basis that "they're brown and we don't like 'em" is pure delusion. Not only that Lowe and Farage are not racist nor are they ethno nationalists so they wouldn't do that anyway. They support mixed race 1980s Capitalism. It's all just a scam.
what is going on with this weird two camera set up
>>540054308Maybe he was meant to have a Stewart Lee moment? Lean into the camera and say something witty.
>>540054308Zoomers don't understand media presentation or framing and think everyone has ADHD like them so the camera perspective has to constantly switch around to keep people's attention. Mind you when it comes to listening to this boring old cunt that might not be a bad strategy. Zoomers have ruined everything they touch though as a general rule is correct.
>>540054308bollywoods best
>>540054485>using an e-bike illegally>not paying for a visa>living in a houseshare with 20 other men>and not paying tax>I made this much money>and I can send it all to my family in india
>>540053560I'd give her a friend to play with if you catch my drift
>>540054584>catch my driftis this more sea-faring language? can't get away from it
>>540054299If it is, as you say, completely hopeless. Why bother posting?
>>540054641if you wasn't there in the 90s you wouldn't get it
>>540054650Because there is still lots to talk about, like willies and bums.
>>540054650It isn't a bother. It doesn't bother me at all.
>>540053162remember when canada had out of control bush fires and instead accepting the offer of a massive water bomber from russia they chose african "fire beaters" who just whacked fire with sticks kek
>>540054766Truly the noble savage understands the natural world better than we do. We are blinded by science and arrogance. If you think about, we are actually the primitive ones.
>>540054299>Mass immigration is baked into the British economy and can never be reversedkekExcept its costing billions for a social engineering project. Think of it as an ongoing HS2.It will crash the society. The fight is between the ideological jews(left liberal) and the money counting jews in the City. The jews are successful basically because they understand money. Everything about the grand plan hinges on it not destroying the productive part of society, but it is doing just that.
>>540054926DEEP
>>540054299>can never be reversedIt's funny how things were one way once, then they changed, but for some reason things can never, ever, ever change ever again because it just can't.
>>540055032Horrifying, isn't it.
>>540053571You have to go back Ackmed
So many nignogs posting retarded betting tips on twitter
>>540055137this IS financial advice
>>540054962It isn't. What's costing billions is the welfare state(333 billion peryear rising to 400 billion) and having over 10 million able bodied people out of the work force. This is another reason why mass migration is needed and won't be reveresed unless a Government is willing to drastically slash pensions and benefits, which they aren't. Secondly the reason it becomes part of British life is because so many people, including so called Nationalists use immigrant based services, just eat, kebab shops, turkish barbers, amazon delivery etc etc etc. There is no grand plan other than to expand the population and create more demand for goods and services.>>540055032It's not funny it's reality. You cannot put a society in reverse when millions upon millions of immigrants are already embedded legally in society. You would have to deport 3-4 generations of legal Pakistanis by force on racial grounds which is never realistically going to happen.>>540055073I'm White. My lineage goes back to Anglo Saxon times at least. I am simply not a deluded young person anymore.
The panzerwuffen is Lowe doing, if he waited 3 months he would have been able to absorb reform
>>540055175>you cannot put society in reverseIt wouldn't be going in reverse. It would be going forward, which means expelling the foreign invaders, if we want an actual future.
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>>540055175>having over 10 million able bodied people out of the work force>This is another reason why mass migration is neededGreat!
>>540052992>>540053126think i've got a nudging overdose what is the Naloxone equivalent for this?>Hundreds of thousands of women have used a new, free morning-after pill service at high street pharmacies in England, figures reveal.>New NHS figures show that almost 305,000 doses were given out at pharmacies between October 2025 and March 2026.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn9n1rg3n81o
you can just reduce the size of governmentyou can just deport/kill brownsyou can just do things
>>540055248>305,000 sex-havingsscandalous, really. where is the justce in the world?
>>540055300I'd be fine with just one.
>>540055300Why do women enjoy murder so much
>Lowe's non negotiable policy>death penaltyBased but that's russian roulette. I remember yougov pol's suggesting that majority of brits agree on the principle of death penalties. But needless to say it's a massive risk.
>>540055542What have you done, anon?
>>540055300Imagine a woman loving you so much she'd have your abortion
>>540055542Just execute a few of the really bad wogs every so often and the others will get the message.
>>540055604Have you met niggers?
>>540055212They aren't invaders they are here legally which is why you can't simply "expel" them. Millions of the Pakistanis who would need to be deported were born here so they aren't going anywhere. No law change will ever be passed to say that people born in Britain can be deported because they are brown and have foreign ancestry. You need a legal basis to deport people.
>>540055663>they are here legallyYou are jewish.
>>540055663you can just do things
>>540055205>do you want to go to the best kebab or the best super kebab tonight?>is there a difference?>yes, the unwashed hands that cut the same skinmeat are different
>>540055663I'm sorry millions of what were born here?What did you call them?
>>540055663>they aren't going anywhere.What if their house catches fire... regularly
>>540055663>You need a legal basis to deport peopleKek, laws are fake and gay if you have enough power. You can literally just do things
>>540055715Dey lovin it.
>>540055663the suitcase or the coffin
>>540055248>In 2024/25, there were around 150,000 NHS prescriptions for the morning-after pill - far fewer than under the new service.They've doubled their customers, all paid for by your tax bill.>>540055663One might say it's illegal to deport people not born here.In fact we're almost at the point where it's illegal to not import people.We could never imagine the world where every European country deported millions of Germans who had lived in their countries for generations. Post-war Europe was very interesting.
>>540055833>ground NUT>peeled BEANSShe looks like she's selling dog chew sticks.
>>540055577>>540055604I completely agree with the death penalty. It should not be feared by normal people. It is a very useful tool for groups who cannot behave, they only understand violence. But it's a very ambitious policy that will scare some people off. These plays are very ambitious. Managing the public perception is important. Hope he's not overplaying his hand. Although it seems that he's definitely angling as an overton shifting party as opposed to winning the election, which farage is clearly doing to terrible effect.
>>540048657Catholicism is great on paper and then the Pope goes around ruining everything and traditional Catholics can't do anything about it because the religion has infallibility mental gymnastics baked into it.>inb4 Jesus called Peter his rock 2000 years ago so that means I have to obey the words of an American heretic todayOrthodoxy solved this problem 1000 years ago.
>>540055706>>540055711You don't want reality you want a comforting fantasy where all you need to do is voote and all of the brown people will vanish.>>540055780>if you have enough power. You can literally just do thingsRestore will never win a majority and if you want to change a law it has to be passed through both houses. So no you can't just do it.
>>540055780having them renounce their foreign citizenship would be a good start
inb4 the first person executed is some white working class based memes poster
what about paki shops john?
>>540056054the infallibility buff is very rarely active
>>540055833There's been a shitload of sheep and lamb thefts down in the southwest lately and whenever I see these swine peddling their hideous ethnic slop I'm reminded of it, and I'm reminded that they have likely tortured and killed all the animals they stole. Quickly and wastefully.
>>540056141Sounding a lot like Mamdani and his 'state supermarkets'.
>>540051649this is smart, he's put his personal animosity aside and put the ball in nigel's court, my main criticism of lowe was that he would never advocate for tactical voting because of the bad blood, seems like he's put his ego aside, well played
>>540056154https://www.londoncentric.media/p/hackney-london-goat-sacrifice-office-warehouse
>>540056141Is he going to go after the energy companies too?
>>540056154round here some pikeys stole a sheep and threw it off a building
>>540051649Looks like he's just clarified their manifesto, piggybacking off restore as publicityCan't complain about the points made being presented to the normie consciousness at least
>>540055663With the right laws in place, they'll deport themselves.
>>540055663You're brown and are going back to Pakistan in the next ten years.
>>540055663Most retarded post I've ever read.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edict_of_Expulsion>But that was the past, and this is the present, you can't do that today.Except you literally can. Parliament is sovereign. The only thing stopping anyone from doing it right now is political will.
>>540056289You can do anything even ignore laws, it's what the government does every day when allowing in thousands of illegals, they're ignoring all the laws set-up to protection our country. You can just do things.
>oh those poor men
I’m out of the loopIs Josh still dominating the hostel?
>>540056289But what if parliament used this act against BRITISH serial killers!Y- you'd d- disagree with it, r- right?
>>540056379couldn't dominate a pull up bar
>>540056358I once knew a man who claimed Moroccans are the fittest black birds in the world... I wasn't sure which Moroccans he dated. Maybe he went to the disputed territory.
>>540056154Do the police bother investigating?
>>540056154The farmers sell to the Halal market anyway. Farmers are motivated by self interest.>>540056289>The only thing stopping anyone from doing it right now is political will.Precisely and there will never be any political will. The very man you are pinning your hopes on has said that he detests ethno nationalism and won't deport people who are here legally and he will never get into power anyway which is why I say it's all just a fantasy.
be careful Muhammad
Israel belongs to the British the same way the Isle of Man does. We need to start kicking the Jews out of Israel.
https://xcancel.com/ZiaYusufUK/status/2083630089489600943#m>I’m in Ceuta. >What I have seen is a warning to Britain.>Reform now actively contributing towards the Spanish migrant crisis by sending their own brown people there:lol
>>540056358Is that fella dressed like that little kid that drowned years ago? The one photographers found in some rocks and repositioned it for a better picture
>>540056410>I once knew a man who claimed Moroccans are the fittest black birds in the world...heard this claim myself
>>540056418>there will never be any political willHard disagree>he detests ethno nationalism and won't deport people who are here legallyThe video he released today explicitly said that White British people will be a minority, that this is unacceptable, and that it was caused by the importation of millions of third world people.
>>540056414No prosecutions in the last 5 years.
>>540056200Paki voodooguess it wouldn't be surprising, as if anything else they do makes sense
>>540056511How is it a warning to us when we literally have tens of thousands coming over by boat every year for past nearly 10 years?
>>540056522Similar, yeah. But I think that's just because they're primary colours.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Alan_Kurdi
Saarg0y of arsechud
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/aug/02/five-couples-separate-money-diaries-revealed-all-partnersThese Guardian "money diaries" are hilarious>Rachael spent 5k on a boob job in Turkey, 220 a week on Monjaro, 350 a week on "polynucletide injections", 150 on Botox>moans about her fella spending 25 a week on fagsFuck me, imagine trying to save for a house with a cunt that pisses away 90% of her salary on "beauty treatments"
>>540056597ahh, back in the good old days when people smuggles operated of heir own volition and sold browniods fake life jackets that actually got heavier when wet, instead of now where they use proper stuff and are basically sponsored by Israel
https://xcancel.com/RupertLowe10/status/2083801359913021951#m>The Greater Manchester result showed what Restore Britain can deliver.>The next step is how we maximise the chances of delivering the change Britain needs - it means putting personal differences aside.>That is why today I am making a public offer to Nigel Farage and Reform UK.
>>540056790>Rachel, 38, met Kojo, 41, in 2020, a year after divorcing the father of her two children, Amanda and Miles. Rachel works for the NHS, earning £27,000 a year. Kojo earns £32,000 as a school caretaker. They live in a three-bedroom home they bought in 2024 for £325,000. Their son, Marcus, and Rachel’s 13-year-old daughter, Amanda, live with them, while Miles, 17, splits his time between them and Rachel’s ex. The couple divide their £1,750 monthly mortgage and household bills. They each contribute £500 to a joint account for shared expenses, while keeping the rest of their finances separate. Rachel receives £150 a week in child maintenance from her ex-husband.
>>540056790>Rachel and Kojo
>>540056399fuck off ginge
Any lads itt found a way to get around the hosepipe ban?
>>540051649>>540051765Undecided if its an attempt to be the bigger man, or a cuckoutOne thing he needs to do though is sack off the faggy emotionally manipulative piano musicMakes it come across as a crying woman making a "I loved him, please take me back" tiktok videoHe's got a good strong, deep, speaking voice and he needs to keep it naked, not covered with a distracting tune
>>540056949You just fill a bucket?
>>540056949Yes. Want to know how?
>>540056949Portable aqueductAs long as it isn't a sealed pipe you're good
>>540056949Just do it? Who is going to stop you?
>>540055663yeah fuck your "legal", we can and will do whatever we want and need to
>>540056790Fuck me, how the other half live.
>>540056790>Rachael spent 5k on a boob job in Turkey, 220 a week on Monjaro, 350 a week on "polynucletide injections", 150 on Botoxis still an ugly unfuckable slag, many such cases
Yerbs is getting roasted on twitter for being unable create dank OC memesthis is bad
>>540056418>Farmers are motivated by self interest.Plenty of documentaries say otherwise, if you're talking about money.Dutch farmers came here to grow Dutch milking cows, not because milk is valuable.Now African farmers come to grow the traditional food of their continent (dry weather maize) not because there's an established market, that it's actually a plant from Africa, or that the climate supports a hardy crop over a more productive one, but because kulturally it's theirs.And Sikh farmers come too, deliberately not growing meat and deliberately hiring extended family as labourers even when gangmasters offer Poles or darker for less.
>>540056790Spending that much on beauty treatments, she must be absolutely gorgeous now.
>>540050271>She might be scared or just weird about sex and relationshipslol she's a paki the men in their culture make sure they're already doing that by 12 years old
>Burnham says devolution plan paves the way for a written UK constitutionReminder
>>540057106>She is nervous about revealing her diary to him. She has increased her spending on beauty in recent years, trying to tackle low body confidence after three kids. Last month she flew to Turkey for a breast augmentation, at a cost of £5,000. Kojo was taken aback, but told Rachel to do what felt right. “I helped her research the clinic, but it was all her savings,” he said. Rachel puts larger purchases, such as her monthly Mounjaro injections and her Botox treatments, on her personal Amex, for which she pays off the minimum each month. “I’ve got a debt of around £2,500,” she says, during the diary reveal. “I didn’t know it was that high,” Kojo responds.>The task also illuminated Rachel’s body insecurities to Kojo. “Maybe it’s my fault: I need to tell her how beautiful she is more regularly,” he says. “She doesn’t need to spend all that on beauty treatments, but I won’t try to control her choices.”She'll be one of these women who never finds herself beautiful.
>>540056949put the hose down your trousers and let the water come out by our ankle. Then just wonder about your lawn. If a neighbour starts asking questions about the hose coming out your trousers you could put a fishbowl on our head and strap two thermos flasks to your back and just say you're testing your scuba diving equipment
lets not pretend forcing reform to the right is a bad thing
>>540057017So when are you getting into power? Not at the next election. That will mean another decade at least of Labour or Tory Governance and knock it all on for a while. Let's play along and say it takes you another 15-20 years, by then we will have had another 10-20 years of mass migration and it really will be over.
>>540056949Tell your neighbours to mind their own fucking business
>>540057153>If a neighbour starts asking questions about the hose coming out your trousers you could put a fishbowl on our head and strap two thermos flasks to your back and just say you're testing your scuba diving equipmentBased and Odysseus insanmaxxing pilled
>>540056790My financial adviser got called in to explain why my expenses were down as only 1k a month and he had to explain that I'm not a spakka
>>540049133>Black Britishwhat about blacks who are not yet legally british? are you meant to ask someone "where are you from?" so you know they are ghanain or nigerian (both things invented by the british)?or are the non-british blacks? that sounds pretty bad.sadiq khans family was from Lucknow which is in india and they moved to pakistan during the Partition, or maybe before it. but they were technically muslim indians who became pakistani. so he is a pakistani but how are you meant to know such intricate details of South Asian or British Asians as they used to be?
>>540051886>>540052072>>540052070It's probably a good time to do it seeing as Nige is in the shit with a corruption investigation, which he has only delayed with a byelection everyone knows is a stunt, even if he wins he'll still face itSpeaking of which, Nige took all the election campaigning resources from the Manchester Mayor election to steal for his vanity electionTurnout was only 25%, if they'd been pounding the ground convincing bennie mongs to get out and vote for them, they might have had a chance or at least have had a less humiliating gap
>>540057202Once we are really in power, our first and foremost task will be the annihilation of Thatcherites. As soon as we have the power to do so, we will have gallows built in rows — at the Piccadilly Circus in London, for example — as many as traffic allows. Then the Thatcherites will be hanged indiscriminately, and they will remain hanging until they stink; they will hang there as long as the principles of hygiene permit.
>>540056985What if I have a really big garden and I need to use a hosepipe >>540057015One of the neighbours might see me using it
>>540057202likely things will get a lot, lot worse before we are in a position to declare the doctrine of necessity, it won't happen through electoral politics, strap in
>>540057264>Turnout was only 25%, if they'd been pounding the ground convincing bennie mongs to get out and vote for them, they might have had a chance or at least have had a less humiliating gapI doubt that. Labour were coming from such a position of strength due to "King of the Norf" that any Reform victory would have been truly astonishing.
>>540057293>One of the neighbours might see me using itI assume you're doing a bit but so what? What are they going to do about it?
>>540057293>One of the neighbours might see me using itgouge all their eyes out first
>>540055663>No law change will ever be passed to say that people born in Britain can be deportedwe don't need to change a law we can simply call on ancient magic, the laws our ancestry wrote for us hundreds of years ago
But is there a pressure washer ban?
>>540053052>>540053162Ironic, because it was thanks to the abos preferred hunting method being 'burn the cunting forest down', is why the outback is a giant uninhabitable desert
Morning niggas
Christ is the Lord.
>>540052628>puts up with a fat bint.it's the fat bint paradox. a guy who would be with a fat bint is low value, so why should a fat bont, former or current, be with a low value guy?if a fat bint is the best the guy can do then the guy isn't good. if he can do better then why is he settling for a fat bint? not good either.
>>540056949Yes
>>540052992so he was forced by his wife to circumcise his sons and couldn't refuse?
>>540057448What about love n shit?
>>540056949Yeah not live in a county that has one. HAHAHAHA!
>>540052957abo knowledge to fight wildfires? didn't they burn down the whole continent, what the fuck do they know
>>540056949Just use it. They won't arrest you for it. It's one of those threats.
>Sunday Brunch
500 on things that didn’t happen
>>540053052its nonsense. just anti-colonialist bullshit.
>>540053560>Eat dinner while reading my romance book
