>order "no lettuce">Mexicans go out of their way to put lettuce on orderThis has happened five times in a row since the outbreak. We all know lazy Mexicans won't do work they don't need to do. This leaves room for only one conclusion: they're dping it on purpose. They're shitting on the lettuce and putting it in your food in a concerted effort to lash out at their father, Spain, who left them orphaned after creating them by fucking their native mothers. It's all Freudian.
Doubt me if you wish. Go test it yourself. Order something like a burger that usually has lettuce and tell them you don't want lettuce. Have them repeat the order and confirm. You will get lettuce every time. Come back and tell me. Do you really thing this was a mistake? You think Mexicans are just retarded and can't follow the most basic instructions?
>>540055030>>540055166Yeah no one in our whole economy gives a fuck, everyone is sabotaging their own customers, employeers, etc.
That's so wild to think you don't have real restaurants with real waiters on every street corner. I pay the price of a double QP meal at any Asian buffet (excellent food) or an Italian restaurant operated by real Italians. It's so commonplace I haven't been to MCD® or BurgerKing® in years. How do you even live in the US unless cooking yourself?
>>540055030this is absolutely true. I am laughing my ass off as boomers who cannot conceive of teaching their daughters to make real food get served poison every time they go participate in their lovely society.
>>540055030they don't understand your order and go by guessing. not their fault you look like a lettuce-eater. I could not get them to give me orange juice in the burger king at tysons corner back in the 1990s because I look like a coca-cola person.
Just take the lettuce off you sissies
>>540055030BE A MAN AND EAT YOUR VEGGIES
>>540055030How about not going out to eat and cook your own fucking food fatass!
>>540059395Yes but does this make it acceptable that food has shit on it? Even if only vile dagos consume it? It has shit on it, though...
>>540059188>Just take the lettuce off you sissiesyou faggot retard the shitting disease has slathered itself everywhere it touched. you can't just take the food poisoning out of the food it's been physically mixed with. this is why you don't want a competency crisis because you get instant food poisoning from everything.
>>540055030>I WENT TO THE GOYSLOP CAFE AND THE BROWNOID GAVE ME GOYSLOP!!!!!!!!
>>540059395>>540061752FUCKing /thread
Happens in UK kebab shops as well. It's frustrating that UK educated children have to retake GCSE English to get to a certain grade yet immigrants with poor English skills are allowed to work.
>>540055030>worried about outbreak>keep eating out
>>540055030No hablo Ingles.
>>540055166>Drive-through>Check order at the window>Make them fix it and refuse to move until it's fixedHad one cheeky cunt fuck it and over and over trying to prove I would eventually drive off with what she had chosen for me.Turns out they usually cave in between 5-10 cars backlog.>Inb4 they'll spit in your foodidgaf, she was cute.
>>540061752good luck convincing your golem family and friends that the "restaurants" are actually instruments of your death. they'll just think you're schizophrenic.
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