how do you earn money in modern day without becoming a wage slave with no investment capital?
Buy, sell, and stream opening pokemon cards.
>>540071856Remember to preopen them and slip the good cards in so you get those virahl moments from your khantent.
>>540071769Steal catalytic converters. First time you won't get prostate checked in prison they'll give you a penal fine and 3 years suspended sentence.But you get 1 (ONE) out of jail free card after that you have to live in accordance with the laws
>>540071769>get credit cards>hit your max credit>declare chapter 7 bankruptcy>erase debtDebtmaxxing does work!
>>540071769Gamble until you can buy crackSmoke crack so you can stay awake gambling moreRepeat
The idea of suspended sentences for first time offenders encourages people to break the law until they get caught the first time and use their good boy points.Worst case scenario is your reality: being a wageslave again
>>540071769Become a politician, they don't work at all.
>>540071769how does anon feel that DarkSide is a race-mixer and has a fat Mexican wife?
>>540072130Thats how Mexican women work. She was thin when she first moved in with him but she just got a little bit more older and turned into a hog.
>>540072130People consider this guy to be the biggest loser, but his first girlfriend was genuinely attractive. He cracked that and now he's getting his dick sucked by this seminal goblin meanwhile some of his detractors have never seen a vagina.
>>540072272>He cracked thatShe complained about him not cracking it all the time. She was kindve annoying but you could chalk that up to her being 19, way too pretty for a slob version of Dante from clerks.
>>540072219It's because the retard keeps buying DoorDash for her with all the money he gets from his loyal paypigs. He genuinely milks 10 fuckers daily to pay bills and junk food if they commit suicide in the future he's done for.
>>540072377Maybe he wanted a plapjak. Phil has been looking skinnier
Why would anyone tell you. Stay poor, its funny. Pic: he did it.
>>540072362Lel I'll never be able to get a 19 year old girlfriend let alone a moderately attractive one. I have no idea how they managed to bully him for that too considering some of the people who kept harrassing him will never see a vagina in their lives.The Pigroach has had a much better life than me unfortunately he was refusing to fuck a bitch I can't even dream of lmfao.
>>540072434Well since he didn't wanna fuck his thin girlfriend maybe he's into big brappers
You have to simply join the FSB, wait for russia to finish collapsing and then its simply a matter of intimidating business owners into giving you 40% of their businesses for you to allow them to buy up state assets for 1p in the pound. Voila, you are the next wee king monkey. You can spend your time taking over the world very slowly at the cost of 1,300 lives a day (a higher cost than keeping the emperor of mankind seated on the golden throne in 40k) gaining a few meters of bushes per day and trying to find the secret of immortality. As monkey does with his stolen loot. (Google the immortality thing, its entirely real i didn’t make it up). There. Are you happy?
>>540071938>Steal catalytic convertersWe can't all be gypsies.
>>540072791Well then go back go work you little wageslave rat BITCH hahahaha
>>540072523Correct. >kept harrassingAll because he said bad words about videogame. Fucking pathetic.
>>540072130Bruhs I just looked up Kat when he met her. HOW THE FUCK did he pull 2 hotties I am convinced now his detractors are jealous virgins
>>540072523>The Pigroach has had a much better life than me unfortunately he was refusing to fuck a bitch I can't even dream of lmfao.Maybe that's what all the trannies are mad about. In 2018 watching the highlights videos of him begging and shitting on his supporters was funny but it gets old. I still hope he has to get a real job some day but knowing streaming has turned into a prison for most people, including him, makes me feel better
>>540072720If he had the stamina to do that, he'd had the stamina to start a real company.All those mob bosses worked for their spot the same way CEO did, they have the same skills, even more.
>>540073008Dude was looking like a divorced 40 years old fucking a 19 years old with big milkers. Then he got Kat who was also attractive. This is genuinely the worst time of his life relationship wise he finally looks like he married into his own league.What were they flaming him for in 2018? Dude was slaying.
>>540072915He was cracking a teenager leagues above his own. Then he lost it all and then he did it again found another girl above his league while being a worthless bum.Virgins seething.
>>540073259>>540073431>Being envious of DSP, the king beggar and manipulator Holy shit you truly are a gypsy
