The church shouldn't allow marriages if the bride says she is not a virgin
>>540074300She can say she's , now what?
>>540074300The stain glass is sus kek.
>>540074300No way that's not shoped
>>540074411The Church should ask for a virginity certificate from a gynecologist
>>540074300Just tellin' you; in the background there's depicted an anal sex scene.
>>540074300make priestly hymen checks mandatory
>>540074495>>540074506>>540074539That is a chapel in Las Vegas and the stained glass is completely intentional.
>>540074539Double penetration actually
>>540074599...why?
>>540074300>>540074495It looks like a woman getting two dicks at the same time.
>>540074599Found a better one.
>>540074539>>540074616One in the pink, one in the stink
>>540074300Most Christian churches have been captured/subverted at this point. You're a retard if you still attend.
americas globohomo versions of christianity let women become "born again virgins"
>>540074300>>540074411she becomes church harem property
>>540074818>"born again virgins"What the fuck is that?
>>540074300How do people at this church not see double penetration?
>>540074632It's Las VegasThe joke is that you party senselessly there and wake up married. There's lots of novelty chapels that lean into this idea too. There was "the Hangover" movie
>>540074632To make a mockery of the sacrament, a sort of black mass, obviously
>>540074300What if she repented? And shouldn't it go for grooms too?
>>540074818>virgin againWanna see the face the "victim" of this bullshit when he is drifting with his pencil dick in those gaped "virgin" echoing chambers?
>>540074818She's ready to settle down for a nice beta bucks provider she can easily walk all over and drain of all his resources until ultimately divorce raping him. God it's good to be a whamen.
>>540074883Upon conversion to Christianity you get to lie openly and brazenlyeternal life* soon**
>>540074883they make a pledge to not fuck niggers until they marry a white cuck
>>540074599>That is a chapel in Las Vegas and the stained glass is completely intentional.What is this chapel?
>>540074300dick butt stained glass window
>>540074818>>540074908>>540074300>>540074495>>540074599>noooo u guize Luther saved the church!!!!I wish the inquisition was as cartoonishly evil as anloid fucks make it out to be ONCE and had choked Luther with his retarded "No, u guise, theology is retarded and we should let every hobo make a church" papers. Also just shot Calvin on the spot.
>>540074883A recent Protestant invention where a non-virgin woman becomes a spiritual virgin.
>>540075204It's a joke chapel. I would be surprised if mass was ever held there. The person officiating might be a real minister, women* love that. The same women* that pump out two exactly kids and then divorce you for basically no reason. You should be objecting to common law or irreligious state marriage.And again this only happens in Las Vegas although super progressive branches of certain Protestant sects aren't so far behind.
>>540075011
>>540075459>ProtestantWhy are they like that?
>>540074883It's a silly thing churches made up to get young women who have all been ran through by the 10th grade to remain celibate until marriage. During my time at Catholic school, we had this thing in our Junior/Senior year called Confirmation, which is basically like a rite of passage into the Catholic church as we transition into adulthood. We had a bunch of meetings, and at one of the first ones, they asked anyone who had lost their virginity to come up front for a prayer aimed at breaking the spiritual chains formed through sex and promoting celibacy until marriage. I remember being shocked at the time that all my female classmates walked up to be prayed on. It was more or less the born again virgin stuff protestants are known for only it was classed up a bit.
>>540075459>spiritual virginThen the echo sound will be also spiritual.
why would anyone be a christkek?be protestant and youve gotta accept this absurd "born again virgin post-wall roasties"be catholic and youve gotta suck nigger toes with the popeand both adopt nigger children that will grow up to kill them and commit many other felonies
>>540076083Theoretically Christian women are on average less busted than atheist women but this is like saying eating rats is better than eating mold.I don't even think religion is the problem people have. I think it's college and corporate culture>I have to graduate high school and then I move>I have to graduate college and then I have to move>I have to get a master's and then I move>then I get a job>now I can finally start looking for a husband!!!I don't blame the logic: why settle down if society is telling you to literally keep moving? But then you're thirty and you've spent your whole life turning down men when they want more than casual sex. Then you join the wine-aunt-cat-lady club because literally menopause was faster than you. Meanwhile the men are scratching their heads when the dating market is broken beyond belief.
>>540074300What the literal fuck is that mural behind the altar? It looks like a cock fucking someone in the asshole.
YES!!! VIRGIN WOMEN FOR VIRGIN MEN!!! GOD BLESS THE VIRGINS!!!!
>self-hating atheist tells religious people how their religion should better fit his political agenda
>>540074300Dude wtf that stained glass looks like a chick getting buttfucked! Am I crazy?
>>540075692The funniest part of that cave is the penis-light. >based thracians
dude fuck off that's not real HAHAHAHAHAAH
>>540074883>>"born again virgins"WTF!!!Once every has touched the cookie no one want to eat it!
>>540077676And then the teacher started licking and sucking the cookies slowly with his eyes closed
>>540074300>marriage rate falls to 0Haha wow
It went on for the remainder of the class period.
>>540077068Double nigger, i can't unsee it kek. Now this is quality psyops lel
>>540074853this
>>540076899>Looks at colors>Thinks of analYou gay
>>540074300What exactly is the picture in the back depicting?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TjlJZPZkUr4
>>540074300>>540074519>>540074598This. Bring back the sanctity of marriage and hang heretic dispensationalists.
>>540078232raw dog double pen. At least it's not gay though
>>540074495It’s sandy cheeks being double teamed by spongebob and squidward.
>>540077068what do you see here?
>>540074411If any witnesses claim she is not then she should be thrown into a breeding prison to produce sons for the states and virgin daughters for the citizens.Lying is of the devil, and children (liars) should be punished.
>>540074495DP action
>>540074300This is not a Church and this is not a Father.
>>540078835Anyone worshipping Jesus in any way is a Christian and is in a church.
>>540074734My favorite verse. Amen.
>>540075204>"No, u guise, theology is retarded and we should let every hobo make a church"That's not what Luther said. One only has to look at how you type to realize you're retarded, though.
>>540078460A wizard casting disintegrate on a pleb
>>540074300>My best friend is getting married>t. Tyrone
but christcuck churches arent supposed to be real churches, theyre there to brainwash you into being a subservient slave for jews, and nothing else.i think what youre looking for is a pagan temple.
>>540074663Typical modern church-going woman.
>>540074300Double penetration stained glassGood job Christians Keep making Jesus happy
>>540074300that stain glass promoting anal sex instead of PIV
>>540074300That stained glass art seems to represent a woman receiving both vaginal and anal sex simultaneously.
>>540083796It’s actually supporting being fucked in both holes simultaneously
>>540083796worse anal and vaginal at the same time. there are 2 dicks and 2 holes.
>>540074495Came here for thisLooks like a girl getting mud holed
>>540074495>>540074663>>540084596we got some fucking detectives over here
>>540074495Yeah, what the fuck? No way that wasn't intentional, are you kidding me.
>>540074300>ywn be married in the church of crust bustin'fml senpai fr
>>540074300Foundationally cucked philosophy
>>540085532Christkeks not even once
>>540074663What every woman who wins a million Dollars would do.
>>540078428It's actually Spongebob getting tag teamed.
>>540074663Can't unsee it. It really looks like a woman getting DP'd in both the pussy & ass.>>540074632Las Vegas is called Sin City for a reason. Just look at the stainless window & put the 2 together. It's the kind of chapel available for guys to marry their one night stands.
>>540085532they were just about to murder a woman without her husband's knowledge, presence, or input. they were going to kill her for being an adulteress, but not with the adulterer alongside her, contrary to the law of Moses. in actuality, they were violating not the laws of Moses, but the commandments of God.that's why He wrote in the dirt with his finger, the same way He wrote the commandments, fyibut since you value the laws of Germania, they were clearly in violation of that as well, which states "in the husband's power." implying he has the power to show mercy.but the laws of Germania were even more cucked than the law of Moses, which is similar to the code of Hammurabi that states, should the husband will it, the wife and her lover should be tied together and drowned in the Euphrates. bound together in the business of death, as they were in the dirty dealings of their lives.curses and whipping? an afternoon of embarrassment? america 2026, they'll cut their own fucking hair off, be shaking ass in the club same night.
>>540074300But a redeemed whore is in The Bible.
>>540079958I don't even think it's christian, looks some masonic shit.
>>540074300>thanks doc
