Well it all makes sense if this fella is going to hit and we cant do shit about it
>>540081699maybe it will hit serbia, and spare kosovo
OP, I would not even care. lol
>>540081699Is this the one that will maybe hit India?
>>540082066Mhm Deus Vult
muh 3I Atlus
>>540081699yeah many things about current reality only remotely make any "sense" if there's something coming the elites know about, and know they're powerless against, so will be fucked with the rest of us
>>540081699Scientists are naming it The Big KnobRight now its expected to go by us us so long as it doesnt keep rolling to the right and stays left
In 1997, just 3 weeks before Hail Bopp was at its closest Point; Earth itself was at that exact spot.had Earth lagged 3 weeks in its orbital path the world would have been destroyed by a comet 3 times larger than "What killed the dinosaurs"this is how lucky we are.do not wish this upon us. Breathing is much nicer than death no matter how wrapped up you are in giving shits about politics and world activities.
>desperate last minute data center hail marys hoping AI can come up with a solution they can't
>>540082290>guise dont make rock angry>offer sacrifices to appease it
>>540082321I started thinking the same thing when looking at this thread.
>>540081699Dunno what schizo episode you're on but everything makes perfect sense to me.
>>540082388first born son!don't have one. No problem. Borrow the neighbors
>>540082388We need to sacrifice 31 year old virgins just in case. I'm sure no one on this website will be affected.
>>540081960not gonna happen no way we are getting out of here that easy>t sufferer
>>540082486jesus mate the traffic is already getting low enough
>>540081699what is the name of this? is this the one heading towards us in 2032 or 2029?
>>540081699is this asteroid Apophis?>>540082290riiiight.
>>540082066The apoocalypse.
>>540082290>luckyThere's no such thing as lagging orbits and the distance Earth travels in space in 3 weeks is pretty huge. We're moving through space and orbiting around the Milky Way at 514,000 MPH. In 3 weeks that means we were 259,056,000 miles away from the comet you think nearly took us out.
YeahIf only NASA’s photoshop pictures were true! Then science would still be right! Damn chuds… why won’t they listen!?
>>540082290>had Earth lagged 3 weeks in its orbital path>If physics worked completely differently from how it did now, something different would have happened whooooaaaaaa
Site so dead and boring that we resort to the doom schizo posting.There's no fucking apocalypse coming only flattening of emotions and dystopian societies
>>540081699DONT LOOK UP!!
>>540083010>dont talk about the reason we are digging bunkers goy
>>540082290based loosh cow happy breathing time everyone
>>540082066>>540082537>>5400825652007 PA8Not a dangerous object.
>>540083209Don't be silly. That's an average at best schizo-theory.
>>540083565meds or no?
>>540081699nah nothing is gonna happen as far as a catastrophic end of the world thing. we won't get that lucky. things will just stagnate, our lives will get worse, while no general collapse happens. the wealthy will just get wealthier and still proclaim that we just don't work "hard enough" and thus don't deserve anything.
>>540081699>approximately 1.4 kilometers in diameterooo. its a big boifor some reason i thought i read it was just a 100 meters wide
>>540082388Nike means victory
>>540083649
>>540083720Nope its a real deal, mass is not that much of an issue, speed it has makes it harder to reroute than Moon
>>540083720>>5400838011.4km would definitely fuck us up, but it wouldn't be an apocalypse impact. The asteroid that took out the dinosaurs was 10-15km. Impact force is a logarithmic scale so that's much more than 10x the impact of 1.4km.
>>540083658half your cities will look like cities in south africa in another 20 years
>>540083940depends entirely where it lands
lands in water, not so badlands on land, could fuck the atmosphere up for yearlands in India? global poo rain apocalypse
>>540083658>the wealthy will just get wealthier and still proclaim that we just don't work "hard enough" and thus don't deserve anything.all you had to do was vote
>>540083801Real deal, but it's not going to hit Earth for the next 600+ years at least.I'd worry more about the rocks we don't know about.
>>540082290>Breathing is much nicer than deathsource?
>>540081699For the sake of discussion, if the elites really thought a meteor was gonna hit earth, why invest in an underground bunker? If its an extinction level event wouldn't everything get giga heemed the minute it hits?
>>540084180Well when they say bunkers normal human means something like atomic shelter or something like thatNothing is there that claims they are not deep drilling God knows how deep where they will be secure if they know atleast wich side of planet will be culledIf we cling on New Zealand as ideal place for them and place that was already poping up as place where they build them, look like Spain area is the impact zone
>>540084077>lands directly on top of Yellowstone
>>540081699that rock needs to come and Hit India then go east to Israhell
>>540084538
>>540084538>Yellowstone NO U's the asteroid back into space>all the lava sticks to it and flies off into space too>Earth is fine
>>540082290Nah Bruce Willis would have nuked it
>>540081699yes... then all this makes perfect sense in retrospect
Why are none of you niggers posting any sort of QRD on this stupid ass shit?You faggots are stupid. I thought space was fake? Fuck off.
>>540081699Tell it to hurry the fuck up. Slow ass fuckin rock
Digits confirm it's going to hit Tel Aviv
>>540085403k
>>540084976Here's your QRD frog nigger>in two weeks [THING] happens>two weeks pass [THING] does not happen>schizofaggotjews spam the website with new [THING] that will happen in two weeks
>>540082167Micronova in 2046.
>>540081699I hope it hits india.
>>540082290Dinosaurs are a Jewish myth. Never talked about before 1699
>>540081699If that one doesn't get us, this one will:>>>/x/42710760
>>540084354Nice earth you got, bud. Pay Elon and the SpaceX boomer shareholders and you have nothing to worry about
>>540082290>luckyhow new are you.
>>540081960Same, don't care. It will hit and the jews will figure out a way to make us go to work the next day anyway.
>>540082290fuck off, SPACE ROCK PLEASE ANNIHILATE THIS GAY EARTH>NOOOOO MY WEALTH MY SCHEMES IM A NIGGILLIONARE I DONT DESERVE TO DIE WITH THESE GOYIMhhahahahaha youre all gonna die the same death as the lowest ugliest stupidest weakest poorest dog on this planet, maybe you should have lived better and space rock wouldnt have wiped you out like the Deluge.
>>540081860Maybe it will hit your shithole and end the existence of your humiliating nation of albino niggers
>>540082954>>If physics worked completely differentlyur kinda retarded m8>american flagof course.its not about how physics works but the timing. in the grand scheme of things in the universe a 3 week miss is a pretty close call.
>>540082066The path they think will hit crosses aftrica, the indian ocean, and passes into india.Honestly, anywhere along there would be gravy.If it hit the ocean, the huge waves it would make would fuck africa, the middle east, and india all at once.People forget how much humanity is still ties to water, and a lot of major cities are close to oceans/lakes/rivers
>>540081699
>>540088676>massive tsunamis wipe everything onland in India into the seaF remaining sea life
fucking oceans will look brown from space
can you imagine having to breathe in liquid jeet shit
>>540081699Oh god please hit us...
>>540088676And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; 9And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.
>>540090137>t. "that guy John, you know, like the other John from the bible you know but not actually that guy, a different John that saw this in a gas filled cave"
abrahamism is just jews having hallucinations in caves
>>540081699It's clearly not coming toward us because it isn't getting bigger with each photo
>>540082290Of course.The universe would just allow us to languish forever. I beg for something like this. Fuck this horrible nightmare world.
>>540090296space is so fuck huge it wouldn't get noticeably larger over like 2 weeks even if it were, unless it was going faster than anything we've seen in this system
>>540081699Satan and his children are running out of time. Overdrive
>>540081699please be real
>>540084027No, not really. It’s gonna be a regional catastrophe, not a global one.
>>540082290Is physics was that imprecise, the entire universe would be obliterated in a week
>>540090296>It's clearly not coming toward us because it isn't getting bigger with each photoThe Earth isn't stationary
>>540090914>lands on land, could fuck the atmosphere up for yearsno sun=severly reduced global crops
dust and shit gets in the atmosphere and can take a long time to settle
>this threadWe have survived FAR worse.
now imagine it lands on land in India and it's global SHIT dust in the atmosphere>>540091248we're only here at all because other species did not during these things
>>540091271It never ends for us anon.
>>540091723shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeet
>>540081699in case anyones wondering this is an object that flew by us about 13-14yrs agoalso, fun fact:the next possible collision (its prolly not gonna hit either desu) is projected to hit only the shittiest places in the world that need to be depopulated anyways.so i guess god rly does have a plan for us after all
>>540092114I knew God was Based even though I am the most cringe of all sinners
>>540081699>november 13thThat’s my birthday. Dear God please let it hit Israel
>>540092114I'm telling you, India getting smacked with it either way would probably extinct us, but it's honestly for the best at this point, reallythere is only one way to take out Indians and it's tied to their DNA
>>540081699I hope that rock hits berlin.Oh my very special earth i want the aliens to take me away.
>>540081699Sending all my love to fuckhuge spacerocks that wanna smash my planetGive me a biiiiiig hug
>Its another episode of retards falling for LE BIG SPACE ROCK IS COMING IS TOTALLY GONNA HIT THE EARTHIts crazy how you retards keep falling for the same grift, multiple times and now multiple times in the same year.
QUESTIONWould you legally sacrifice the whole Jewish population to stop the asteroid from hitting, ORWould you let it hit India and wipe it off completely off the map along some Muslim countries?
>>540092334I like that quote.
>>540085800>this guy doesn't know about the Roman bone collectors
>>540081699I bet it's not even hard to deflect an asteroid. Sure, they're heavy, but they're so far away that moving them just a tiny bit off-course will be enough to have it miss earth.
>>540092334it depends heavily on the mass and what exactly its made out of, what angle it hits at, etc.heavier materials obviously can impart a LOT more force. and even non-lethal second order effects would still be devastating. for ex if the earths tilt/rotation got further changed (which was, itself, caused by a giant asteroid made primarily of iron)but still, it would take a very very very fucking big rock to actually end all life on the planet at this point. we have a very robust carbon cycle. and getting smacked in the face with another big rock certainly wouldnt calm the planet down, geologically speaking.short of something immediately stripping the entire atmosphere away, i genuinely dont believe there is a way to end all life on this planet at this point. things die, then other things eat the things that die, and then they die and other things eat them, etcafter millions of years, and several asteroid drops specifically, life has gotten extremely efficient at coming back "from the brink"
What do the Jews say we should stop eating to avoid the incoming disaster?(How comes every time I mention the Jew in a post the captcha asks me to select the star of Remphan?)
>>540088676Remember that tsunami in south asia that killed like 250k people?
>>540092281ChatGPT, what day of the week is November 13, 2026?
>>540093230lmfao
>>540093230
>>540081699I can tank it
>>540082167No youre just mentally ill
>>540093499unrelated
>>540092970Iirc, exotonnes would be req. Nothin like happen unless Luna deorbits or Sol farts.
>>540092970>end all life on the planetwe're certainly trying our best to make it happen but hopefully some big rock or something takes at least us out before then
>>540081699No where near a world ender, world changer for sure, likely for the better given that it is projected to hit around India.
>>540082290>Breathing is much nicer than deathHow the fuck do you know that?Maybe death is the greatest thing ever. Ever think of that?Must be pretty sweet as absolutely no one ever, had ever come back from it, yet absolutely everyone goes to it.
>>540094266Every country is taking in as many of them as they can.
>>540082167>"elites">powerlessYou appear to be very close to learning something important. Please reevaluate the meaning of "parasitism."
>>540094448>implying implicationsif the host all but ignores the parasite far as "doing anything about it" is concerned, what good is even noticing it
>>540081699what is the name of this?- QED?- when?
>>540094365Then we can send them back to fix their homeland. Win win.
>>540094527>you won't do shit postingYou could actually learn to recognize actions for what they are. Lacking a knife through your skull is not an indication that nothing has happened.
>>540081699Apophis is probably going to hit Earth yeah, estimates put it at passing at 20000 kilometres. Like a bullet missing your head buy half a millimetre. It's likely why elites are building bunkers and it isn't talked about really.
>>540094751No, China will be heavily affected, but they'll still take the chance to "AID" India and take it over.It's the only real threat on their border.
>>540090237>I will attempt to self ground reality with itself, and then immediately say bible believers are begging the question and the burden of proof is on them even though i just pulled teleology out of my ass while attempting to deduce something using the context being currently examined. I will then attempt to prove something and if unable to do so, will feign ignorance and assume gnosticism or agnosticism are valid representations of reality simply by inference and special pleading.I don't have to be specific about what you believe. I don't need to explain what you believe.Literally all worldviews originate in that circular clusterfuck and it denies the ontology it currently experiences, so dont tell me this has anything to do with evidence, reason, truth or otherwise. Its just pure ego trying to lie to itself that it had anything to do with the fact that it began to exist, and has now proceeded to erect government and religion in a dialectic based on moral preformance to justify guilt it somehow still has, while it denies the potential reason as to why anything exists at all, while attempting to mimic and be the very thing it is denying.If you are still confused as to the most tragic irony of creation, and what i am talking about, fuck off.Neoplatonists and gnostics can do the same. You people have fallen for recursive reasoning literally everywhere because it puffs up your ego, it never had anything to do with the truth, the entirety of your life has been a larp of you pretending to be God. We got so fucking asshurt about the fact that we aren't. That were erected governments and religions to fuck us in the ass, while justifying the dialectic by stating it was necessary that we suffer for it, when it is ontologically impossible for us to be anything other than what you already are. No, i refuse to be held captive by guilt. God revealed himself in Christ, fuck your gay satanic larp. Christians have been waiting, for a proper ontological retort.
An asteroid nuking the whole planet would be hilarious.
>>540093966we even HAVE had rogue stars flyby this system. as close as the oort cloud possibly (based on comet trajectories implying some large body moved through there). but thankfully jupiter is fat as fuck, and kept us all "grounded".its the same kinda idea as the question of "how do you get probes around the asteroid belt?". you just shoot it right fucking through the thing lol. just because its an asteroid belt, doesnt mean its not still space. and everything in space is comically far spread out.i mean it sucks we dont get to go visit the ayys, but its almost certainly in our evolutionary advantage that things are as spread out as they are. star trek stellar politics aside, we might run into some more immediate "mechanical" issues (like getting btfo by something hitting us, or throwing us out into the void)>>540094059youre overestimating humanity to a ludicrous degreecomplex life like us is literally only here because earth is the best at doing what its doing. period (insofar as the observable universe goes). itll maintain balance, no matter what. you cant stop it, and you DONT control it. nor have you any real input into it, for that matter. thats between the earth, and the sun (and our big bros the gas giants, keeping everyone safe). the sun, alone, decides when its time for everything to die. and no worries because theres still plenty of fuel left in the tank
>>540082290Earth can never be destroyed by asteriods. Some world governments know this as the interterrestrials deal with any threats of that nature long before humans generally even realize there may be an issue. Kind of like how we don't let our dogs get hit by cars
>>540094531its the rock schizos were pretending would hit us on like 2012. it didnt obviously.OP is an faggot as per usual
>>540082290Lucifers Hammer
>>540081699 WAIT this is PA8 is due 2488!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/(214869)_2007_PA8> zero threat.Apophis is 2029 (2 years)- still pretty close (MOID: 7,500km), that's less than the diameter of the earth.> if you imagine a tennisball's diameter, the asteroid will fly less than a tennisball diameter away. Accuracy/Rounding Probability means, there's a 5% chance it will hit us.- good news: it's only 450meters, not a planet killer.- bad news: at that speed it's 1000-2,400 MEGATONS, enough to fuck up an entire country.
>>540095186your mom never called me a faggot
>space is fake and gay
>>540081699space if fake bro
Nothing ever happens, only slow but steady enshitification
>>540081699https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwvZFliPiUGuess that explains this guy picking up an object half the size of the moon on camera. lol, lmao even.
>>540095134>jupiter is fat as fuckJVPIT3R IS BAE.
>>540084824I dont want to close my eyesI dont want to fall asleep cause I miss you babyAnd I dont want to miss a thing.
