It's completely unnatural, you are forcefully woken up by a loud sound, it's insanity. I know you'll call me a NEET or whatever but you know deep down alarm clocks are completely unnatural and not how humans should operate or function.
>unnatural and not how humans should operate or function.ok whats the natural way to wake up and meet specific time sensitive deadlines made by humans without a device to wake you up made by humans?>notice they only critique but never offer a solution
>>540098084The answer is to not be a wagecuck.
>>540097903https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBonRs-E-4A
>>540098084You're supposed to wake up with the sun.
The british
>>540097903BTW this is how you know if you made itno alarm = made it
>>540097903Just buy a rooster, much more natural.
Alarm clocks are degenerate.
>>540097903Keeping a rooster in my bedroom to beat the system
>>540098084fall asleep earlier so you have sufficient time to sleep and wake up naturallyif you need something to specifically wake you up then you are undersleeping
>>540097903I agree with you OP, I don't think you're a NEET for this opinion. I work full time and feel the same way.One day I was outside and heard someone's phone ringtone go off and it was the same sound as my alarm clock and it immediately made my blood pressure rise and my heartrate jump. I realized it's really not good to be woken up by jarring sounds like these.Now I use alarm clocks that first simulate a sunrise by slowly increasing a very bright warm colored flood light over the course of an hour, and then at the time when you actually set it for it starts playing bird sounds and rustling trees and snapping twigs. Usually the light itself wakes me up before it even has to start making noises.If you really want to have a fucked up awakening experience, be at a hotel when the fire alarm goes off at 2AM. This has happened to me multiple times and ruined my entire week.
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Go to bed way earlier and an alarm will be useless.
>>540098084Drink 8 gallons of water before bed.
>>540098084>have to be awake at 7 to get to work on timeGo to sleep at 9
>>540097903My father sets his alarm for 6am and then it starts blaring the "news" for 2 hours.Can't believe I'm related to him.
>>540097903If I'm woken up by an alarm, I feel physically ill all day.
>>540099785How can you go sleep at 9pm and not want to die
>>540100724I don’t, I go to sleep closer to 7 AM
>>540097903when time became a tradeable commodity.this is one of the reasons for public 'schooling'.it inculcates the commodification and institutionalisation of your time from a very early age.
>>540097903>wakey>wakey>little>EEE-YOUEEY
>>540097903Would you rather be listening to my cock go off every morning?
>>540097903my alarm is chirping birds and vibration, but i usually wake up before it starts and turn it off
>>540098084Your body will do it if you go to sleep at a similar time each night.
>>540098372Easier said than done.
>>540098768>Time to wake up>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>>540097903Deadlines and insomnia
>>540097903Same ones that gaslit them into thinking that slave labor was a good way to spend your life
>>540103683feels wonderful being "autistic" after having done every year of normie school and being willing to call it out as what it was: stealing your life, programming you to wakeup at 3am daylight savings to go makework, etc... and you get out an hour later for half the year because of daylight savings. it's designed to kill you. every migrant gobbles it up without seeing the danger.
>>540097903Bump This is a psyop one tier below circumcision. I've noticed TV ads at my parents' houses play alarm like noises now. Puts me in a guarded mindset for an hour+
