As a dad, what do I need to do to prevent my son from becoming woke and gay in this day and age?
>>540102418Hookers, early and often
>>540102418No Fortenite, no TikTok, keep him away from processed foods, actively supervise his online history. That's enough.
>>540102418You need to start living an openly gay lifestyle and get aids and break up your familyYour son robbed of his childhood will turn into a chud guaranteed
>>540102418And dont wait for The Conversation or for him to ask, either!Just have loose women on a spare couch at all times, at least 2, maybe build a cabin in your back yard
Were you get banned, faggot? I haven't seen any of your thinly veiled fag threads in a while.
>>540102418get him into athleticism and make him listen to part ii of summa theologiae
>>540102636how am i a faggot?
>>540102418Regular beatings. Spare the rod, spoil the child.
>>540102418Have him read the Northwest novels of Harold A. Covington and give you book reports.
>>540102418kill yourself memeflaggot
>>540102418I didnt try at all and he is normal, but thats genetic.
>>540102418I'M TELLING YOUFORCE HIM TO FUCKAT LEAST FOUR WHORESA NIGHT
>>540102486It worked for Cotton HillSort of
>>540102418Love him for who he is.
>>540102418Spend time with him, love him and keep him away from Jews.
>>540102418Nothing. He's a human being with his own rights, not your pet. Everyone should know that before having children
>>540102418send him
>>540103250how dare you
>>540102418Don't be woke and gay yourself
>>540102418Pretty decent genes.
>>540102418leg day.
>>540103530true. luckily my kid willingly hates FAGGOTS like you
>>540105676everyone acts like faggots aren't a result of the parents but every single time it is the most crystal clear representation of severe cuckery, diddling, or braindead golemry. they all have a mind virus and it's often terminal.
>>540102418reminds me of the doughnut picture of Hillary and the ugly blonde girl
>>540105719That is always on february 29, quite a coincidence.
>>540105753He kisses other boys
>>540102418Don't put the tip of his dick in a guillotine and actually encourage him to have sex with women instead of telling him it's bad and only allowed if you sign a government contract first that rewards her for leaving. Start with that.
>>540105972I once watched some videos of those super fat people and there was a woman that ate like half a cow for breakfast, i seriously would rather put her down than the cow, i thought to myself "some animals died for this".
>>540103250holy shit NO. teach him to be a MAN.
>>540102418Rape him into submission of course. Generally works for Muslims.
>>540102418well, killing is illegal, but maybe legalize it.
>>540102418Explain why the values you try to teach him are important. The dumbest thing a parent can do is try to be authoritarian in their parenting.
>>540102418Rent him a hooker
Your son will simply see how you interact with women and your superiors and your peers and then decide if it's respectable or not.So the only way to really teach him is to be out there and watch him observe you interact with others. Going on boomer rants will achieve the opposite effect 100%
>>540102418You're already on /pol/ so he will no doubt become a faggot jew hater
>>540106029It's insane how we all struggle with different shit. I'm over here with the opposite issue, trying to work out and get bigger with no appetite for the food I need. I will never be fat. It's impossible. I don't like food.
>>540102418Too late... for both of you.
>>540102418More of this twink?
>>540102418Gay sons results when the father abuses the mother, so the son does not want to be straight like the dad. And the son wont support straight males lifestyle choices because they empathize with the abused mom.
>>540106589Something about the way you wrote this makes me know you are from the Third World, but I am not sure what
>>540102418take him to hooters
Anything you try to do he will resist.
>>540106129Based and correct.
>>540102418You're rocking a memeflag so I should discredit you as a spam thread jew. But maybe you're a boomer that came here thinking it's hip so I'll go e you advice. Don't do any of that gay ass shit with forcing your son to do classical conservative stuff. "HURRR DURR BE A MAN FAGGOT" he'll hate you over night the second a liberal sinks their claws into his mind. There's a time and place to be hard and tough love if the son is just humming around and not trying to achieve anything. That's the personal side of it. The teaching side is just always listen to his side of what he's heard and then be clever and evaluate what he says and then kindly tell him why that's wrong and the wrong way of thinking. DO NOT use god as an excuse. That will also turn him negative. Hit him with god as a last resort. Hit him with the facts that life doesn't work the shitty way some believe it to.
