https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ry2pjYgiLU>Burnham pledges to be 'relentless' in curbing small boat crossingshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3r0v952ny3o>Restore leader offers Reform pact to unite 'the patriotic Right': But only if they ban burka, hold referendum on death penalty and sideline Tory defectorshttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16023637/Restore-leader-offers-Reform-pact-unite-patriotic-Right-ban-burka-hold-referendum-death-penalty-sideline-Tory-defectors.html>Benefits cheat 'too weak to lift a phone' caught running a 10khttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2235436/weak-benefits-cheat-caught-running-10k>Education Secretary blames Michael Gove for youth worklessness crisishttps://archive.ph/mILAT>Former navy officer criticises Reform plan to use military to stop small boatshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/aug/03/former-navy-criticises-reform-plan-military-stop-small-boats>UK economy ‘at risk of recession’ next year if Strait of Hormuz disruption continueshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-recession-iran-war-strait-of-hormuz-b3026041.html>Flats evacuated as fire breaks out at shop in east Londonhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/fire-shop-hackney-shoreditch-london-fire-brigade-b1292162.html>Fuel theft: Nearly £200,000 stolen from UK forecourts daily during Iran warhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-03/fuel-theft-nearly-200000-stolen-from-uk-forecourts-daily-during-iran-war>Adigital iron curtain is threatening the global economyhttps://archive.ph/Q8arU
Gollum from lord of the ringsIs stalking me in real lifeSorry, is solemn a wordCos that's how I'm feeling rather rifeBrexit ruined my roifeThat's why I'm voting Nigel FarageCos he said big chungusThats amazingGollum is my wife, Farage is my lifeGollum is my wife, Farage is my lifeGollum is my wife, Farage is my lifeGollum is my wife, Farage is my life
>>540110931Am i allowed to join in on the conversation despite not being British myself?
Updated 25 minutes agoReform UK says it would use the Royal Navy to "intercept" small boats crossing the English Channel and return them to France or Belgium.>Under plans to be announced at a news conference, the party says it would form the "largest military operation" in the Channel since World War Two.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr59qyy4l5yo---------------------------------------------14 minutes agoReform UK's deputy leader Richard Tice is being investigated by the parliamentary standards watchdog over an allegation he failed to declare an interest. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceqe24qjgzdo
>Farage: "I have it from the highest authority that Iran is behind the migrant boats."The highest authority is Israel.
>>540111152desu a significant number of crossers are iranian lol
>>540111026Yes, but please abide by British Values
>>540111026yes, please post as much as you like
>>540111152Yes, everyone knows that the coast of Normandy is a hotbed for Iran military intelligence operations. God I hate zio boomers
>>540111121Move fast when they want to, don't they
>>540111026The UK will literally welcome anyone but it's own.
Progressiveism in a nutshell: Every single country in the entire world MUST let women kill their babies, even tiny wealthy tax havens because the poor oppressed women of Liechtenstein surely can't afford to hop on a bus into Austria and get an abortion. I look forward to the next Guardian article about the SHOCKING lack of Pride parades in Liechtenstein
>>540111121Exceptional top rated comment:>Who started the boats, yes it was the party who encouraged us to vote to leave the Dublin Convention. Under the Convention of a refugee applies for asylum in an EU country, that country is responsible for processing their claim.>Under Brexit, if their claim in the EU fails, they can cross the channel and try again in the UK.>You don’t ask an arsonist to put out a fire…
>>540111152unit 8200 is inflating dinghies on the beaches of france. mossad is on the poland-belarus border herding the dumbest criminals they could find in iran and afghanistan.[this is what /pol/ actually believes]
>>540111121There wouldn't be any need for that if it wasn't for Brexit and losing access to the The Dublin III Regulation.
https://xcancel.com/iamtomskinner/status/2083846214642987446#m>Happy Sunday you lovely lot. I’ve got another idea for our Prime Minister @andyburnham , I recon you’ll like this one. >Let’s get everyone growing. We could start a campaign where we send families who wanna take part a “Grow Pack”. Tomatoes, cucumbers, potatoes, carrots, herbs etc with instructions on how to grow….. We will have to Open up more allotments as not everyone has a garden and we will have to teach people how to grow their own food, I’d even do the videos online for ya. Most people don’t do it because they’ve never been shown how. My father in law grows us potatoes and veg on his allotment. They’re always bigger and taste better than stuff from the supermarket.>I’d absolutely love to grow fruit and veg with my kids. It will teach them where food comes from and get youngsters off their screens and gives them proper life skills. Plus if people grow more than they need, donate the surplus to local food banks and homeless shelters instead of letting it go to waste. This ain’t a hand out, teaches people how and where food comes from, good for the environment and brings communities together plus it is Money saved on families food bills. And imagine the bragging rights down the pub on Fridays because you grew the biggest cucumber >This is a good one. >BOSHfat retard, I 'member when everyone sucked him off saying he was some sort of potential Reform wonder weaponhttps://xcancel.com/andyburnham/status/2083868885103636663#m>I like it, Tom.ffs
>>540111337haha, yeah
>>540111321Who profits from multiculturalism?
>>540111279Surely the bigger archaic element is the fact that they're a semi absolute heredity monarchy, the final relic of the HRE, which somehow avoided the greater nation building of the 19th century and not foidslop. Also what a fucking name (and face) to have when writing about Mitteleuropa, the gall
>>540111409the mossad agents gathering up afghans, pakistanis and iran's hazaras, and taking them to the poland-belarus border, obviously.
>>540111292How did all the pakis and wogs get to France in the first place then
>>540111356He's one of those "influencers" paid by the government to promote progressive talking points, I suspect that Gary Economics bloke was previously before he packed it in when he got absolutely mogged in the debates on his telly programme that even The Guardian thought was rubbish
>>540111497So, Jews?
>>540111292>>Who started the boats, yes it was the party who encouraged us to vote to leave the Dublin Convention. Under the Convention of a refugee applies for asylum in an EU country, that country is responsible for processing their claim.They never tell you how many were actually returned per year under that convention.
>>540111279>travel abroad from Liechtensteini travel further to buy a newspaper than a Liechtensteiner travels in order to leave Liechtenstein.
>>540111292yes, there was no asylum-shopping and piss-taking before brexit. there was no illegal immigration before brexit. also, people only care about boats. if illegal immigrants come in a lorry, that's fine. by pretending not to understand things, we can btfo nigel GARAGE once and for all.
>>540111321it's albanian mafia inflating boats.
>>540111636ok, rabbi
>>540111619>if illegal immigrants come in a lorry, that's fine.Yeah, isn't it strange how that kind of invasion has been completely ignored nowadays.
>>540111668Don't notice the birth rates..
>>540111546gary economics is part of a socialist network who work against the government to implement millionaire favourable socialism.
>>540111121I've said this all along and people act like I'm crazy.>but france doesnt want them eitherSo?>what you're just gonna drop them off on the beach?Yes.>b-but that's illegal!Don't care.>France will be upset!Don't care.France have been taking the piss for the last 10+ years. Start doing this and suddenly they'll have a solution overnight.
>>540111356potatoes are easy but tomatoes are not unless you are in the south of england.
>>540111619>there was no illegal immigration before brexitbold claim
>>540111737>potatoes are easyShhhhhhhhhh! You'll offend any paddies that might be lurking
>>540111337Exit from ECHR is the one and only thing we need to do, all else will follow. We should have resiled from it when we did breggzit.Burnham is gearing up for a huge Burnhamwave.
>>540111649נעים לראות אותך כאן, אימאם חאן
>>540111730Shit rolls downhill
Be a shame if all these migrant hotels got caught up in those wildfires, eh?
>BREAKING: A U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) officer reportedly emailed a large group of military analysts last week requesting “new, creative and unconventional” ways to pressure and punish Iran, according to CNN.>The email, sent to a broad distribution list, sought fresh proposals for increasing pressure on Tehran as the Trump administration considers its next steps.>According to CNN, multiple sources described the mass brainstorming request as highly unusual, reflecting CENTCOM’s efforts to develop additional military and strategic options against Iran.Right brit/pol/, ideas, NOW!
>>540111917Play A Flock of Seagulls on repeathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
>>540111939Better trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt9FG9YjBMM
>>540111279>brownoid femoid wants more dead white babies
>>540111917Actually build the oil tankers Iran bought from is?
>>540112070Globalisation innit.
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16024547/Couple-lost-14-year-battle-neighbours-six-inches-land-sentimental-ornamental-squirrel-court-bill-increased-150-000-failing-appeal.htmlMy favourite genre of mail story is "Boomers waging war on their neighbours for years over miniscule boundary disputes">N-NOOO YOUR FENCE PROTRUDES 0.72 INCHES INTO MY GARDEN AND YOU DESTROYED MY PRECIONS ORNAMENTAL SQUIRREL I WILL CURSE YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE FOREVER REEEEE
>>540111279>find this story in the opinion section: https://archive.is/KLWymSurely telling someone you're going to visit them is common courtesy?
>>540112124I get that certain boomers can be awful but does make you wonder what happens in such situations if your neighbour is BAME. Do they not notice the 6 inch (oi oi) intrusion or do they try to break your legs?
>>540112170For some people, others just swing by unannounced. I have a sign on my door stating "By appointment only."
>>540112170Reminds me of an ex whose parents would just randomly show up at her place, we'd be having sexy time and then the doorbell would ring and I'd have to hurriedly put my clothes back on as her dad would be at the door, cunt wouldn't even text her to tell her we was coming
>>540112124>comedy songwriter neighbouri'd rather live next door to fred west, at least he kept his patio within the boundaries.
>>540112124>One song, Neighbours, offered advice on how to deal with bad neighbours and included the words: 'Throw s*** at their window, s*** at the door/ Call him a w*****, call her a w***e.
>>540112170You're caught in their web of meaningless microaggression stories nowit's over, so sad
>>540112346kek, it's a classic Guardian article as well
>>540111121Intercept and do what with them?Something tells me it won't be the The One Thing that will fix this, which is shooting them.
>>540112386A stern finger wagging.
>>540112241BAMEs don't really pay any attention to their gardens, they just use them as rubbish dumps which they occasionally set on fire sending toxic fumes into your garden
Horsefurrynonce the brown gay pedo who fantasies about horse genitalia still melting down?
>>540112386They have no will for violence.
>>540112472The guy behind horsenonce threads is not just unemployed, hes mentally handicapped. Its abnormal behaviour. Think about it, he relentlessly posts threads all day and night, goes sleep for a few hours, does the same thing, day after day. He spams his own threads with nonsense. If someone else creates a thread, he loses his mind. That is insanity
>>540112561>glowy or lunatic, take your pick
>The criminal records of ministers will now be kept secret from the public, following the ruling of a tribunalThought Burnham wanted more transparency?>>540112472>>540112561>samefagging
>>540111121>Richard Tice claims parliamentary standards probe resulted from ‘antisemitic anti-Israel’ complaint
>>540112605>>The criminal records of ministersnoncenoncenoncefraudnoncefrauddangerous drivingnoncenonce
Timmy checkHe's doing well lads
>>540112582Just a friendless sadcunt desperate for attention imo
>>540112661what antipsychotics doth to a mf
>>540112649Pretty much.
>>540111600Around 40,000 a year but the flow was much lower before Brexit.No we've left the EU the UK is an obvious "second chance" after an EU rejection. Brexiteers voted for this and were fully aware of the consequences. Indeed, Patel and Gove were going round Indian and Pakistani communities telling them were ending the racist EU laws and they could be reunited with their village if they voted Brexit, which is why they did in huge numbers.I don't get this constant pretending nobody could have guessed what the consequences would be when they were not just known but enthusiastically voted for.
>muh legalityOh well absolutely nothing we can do to stop the invasion of our country because it would be illegal to do so.
>>540112778>Around 40,000 a year but the flow was much lower before Brexit.The flow still existed. Imbeciles believe illegal immigration never ever happened before Brexit.
>going on holiday abroad when it's warm and sunny in BritainWhy though?
>>540112841>>540112830>>540112820>>540112778>>540112759Good morning Saars.
Anyone else here that hates British people?
>>540112830The numbers today are vast by comparison.Back when we were in the EU people knew they'd just get sent back. Now the UK is a unique second opportunity for anyone rejected in any European country to flock to.Brexit is the single biggest pull factor bringing illegal immigration to the UK.
>this is the ideal immigrant according to Rupert lowe and Tommy Robinson.
>>540111600A total of 8,466 people crossed in small boats before Brexit. After Brexit Total crossings escalated to 74,299 people. We no longer have the legal mechanism to simply send them back. It's an objective fact that Brexit caused this mess.
>>540112841If you tell the other mums in September that you didn't go abroad, they'll all laugh at you for being poor and uncultured. Your child won't be invited to birthday parties.
All British citizens are fags.
>>540112896>Back when we were in the EU people knew they'd just get sent back.That didn't happen though.>>540112932>muh legal mechanisms
>>540112778The consequence was always going to be we would be collectively punished for voting against globohomo.Most people were not aware of this when voting, which is a good thing, because they would have cucked out if they knew.It was the right thing to do, regardless of consequences.
>>540112830Blunkett, when home secretary, asked the civil service about a crackdown on benefits and they informed him that the UK had no idea who was in the country and under what permission/auspices. He nearly fell off his chair. This was when he first got onboard the ID card scheme which was then cancelled 1st time around."We have no idea who is here and under what permission/law"That was in the 90s. At least 18 million have come here legally since 2000, and probably at least a million illegal boatniggers.Where I used to live (Poplar, East London) there were council flats which had been illegally sublet and had maybe 20 guys sleeping in them sharing various uber/deliveroo/etc accounts between them all.
>>540112841Antisocial reflex to avoid the locals venturing out in the non-shit weather innit
>>540112996the blind leading the blind
>>540112973It is interesting how globohomo does indeed have total control, yet they haven't used that power to do anything good at all. They rule all countries, so you would think we would have world peace. But their only interest is in chaos, violence and death.Bloody religious cultists.
>>540112932Before Brexit, the UK sent back an average of about 560 asylum seekers a year to mainland Europe under the EU’s Dublin Regulation between 2008 and 2020. Key annual totals included 510 people in 2015, 362 in 2016, 314 in 2017, 209 in 2018, and 263 in 2019.lolLMAO.We sent 500 back per year out of thousands.
>>540112778>Around 40,000 a year but the flow was much lower before Brexit.40K per year under the Dublin agreement. Are you sure?https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/immigration-statistics-year-ending-june-2020/how-many-people-do-we-grant-asylum-or-protection-to#dublin-regulation
>>540112956You're a fucking child who doesn't like facts.
>>540112996>He nearly fell off his chair.Well that's probably more due to him being blind
>>540113043Blunkett is "old labour" and is not fully onboard with the nonsense. He knows that the moral duty is to look after british people not savages from every other country on earth. Anyway, its over now. You must get out of this sinking country within 5 years. Because it's not going to be habitable in 10.
>>540113067Small boat crossings rose from 8,466 people pre-Brexit and escalated to 74,299 people after Brexit. Less were going back because less were coming in. These massive boat crossing simply did not happen.
>>540112941That's an adopted yank tradition m8Fags are spiritually american
>>540112956>>540112973We opted out, we aren't being punished for anything. If one EU country says no, they all do and there is record sharing. Now there is a separate UK which has no access to records this is the obvious place to go if Spain for example has identified you as a rapist. Its "Brexit freedom" and "the will of the people". Anyone that voted Brexit knew this would happen and wanted it to happen.>>540113067That doesn't include port of origin rejects that were never in the country. 30k typically per year. Now we have to put them up in hotels for a number of years.
>>540113072Yes because we had record sharing as part of that.You're listing the forced deportations only. Its generally better if you stop them in France first.
Spergs awake then.
>Farage claims he reached out to Rupert Lowe for a call yesterday and Lowe did not respond.>Says “in broader terms, you could see a situation where Restore… could do us great harm”.>Says “we’ve got an open mind” but he won’t “abandon” his friends.
>>540113142>>540113185are you forgetting that pre-brexit we had an open border with franceyo dont need to cross the channel if you can just pop over legally whenever you want
>>540113142Boat crossings surged because the tunnel was heavily fortified, you must have seen the vast increase in fences and gateways at least on the news if not in person. This drove boaty numbers after 2016.After 2018 the cost to get to UK was dropped by the smugglers from about 15K to less than 4K. this increased demand.Neither of these 2 things are brexit. Yes we lost the fingerprint sharing DB access so we dont know where to deport them to, yes we lost Dublin agreement (which was useless anyway and which we hardly used to deport anyone as the numbers show).The treasury explain to every PM who talks about stopping the boats or even slightly reducing immigration, that their debt pyramid scheme relies on infinity boaties and gimmiegrants.
>>540112935>sitting on the beach in Benidorm cor very cultured.
>>540113155How would having records on them help? You think some of them are worth saving? They can be indiscriminitely prevented from entering.Asking how to fix the boat crossings is really irrelevent, it doesn't require a lot of problem solving, it could be solved overnight.But you cannot press the Fix Everything Button, because we are ruled by traitors, that are punishing you. That is the hard problem that needs fixing.
>>540112996>At least 18 million have come here legally since 2000Proof?
>Just been in the chemist to pick up a prescription.>Old biddy asks to see chemist with question about medication.>It's a paki.>What bullshit is forthcoming, I wonder?>Saar if you take this medicine without food one hour before eating your pain will be gone in an hour and then you take 4 times a day>Biddy: I've been taking it for a week.
>540113380Pre Brexit we also had access to the Eurodac fingerprint database which would help us return asylum seekers by tracking prior EU registrations and proving first entry points.
>>540113418My bad.If you count every person who entered the UK as a long-term immigrant each year since 2000, the upper estimate is roughly 15 million.Before 2001 there were already 4.6 million foreign born living in the UK.Source: ONS.Obviously this doesnt count boaties and other illegals. What are they? A million?
>>540113418Got relatives dahn saff and visited London as a kid in the 90's a few times, could go all day without seeing a darkieMoved there in the 00's and it was like living on an alien planet
only supermarkets and phone network operators know the real numbers
>>540113418Look outside.
>>540113510We don't need prints. They have brown skin.
https://xcancel.com/TimesRadio/status/2084191297909198970#m>Just @StigAbell getting progressively angrier as he’s forced to read out the Clacton by-election candidates. >Thanks, @SebastianEPayne.Excellent potential for trolling, call up radio shows and mention the by election and they're forced to read out the whole list
my laptop has to be sent off to be serviced, sucks man
Why are leftards so scared of the Fix Everything Button? What do they think will happen?
>>540113737It works
alri la
>>540113579>My bad.Americanised.
>>540113627>network operatorsBut what about all the drug dealers with 3 phones?
>>540113917I did this once when the OS was fucked and the mfer formatted both drives instead of partitioning off one to reinstall the OS
>>540113988mm good point
>Jamie Oliver has called on councils to ban chewing gum because it has “ruined” British streets>>540113917Why not do it yourself? Takes less then half an hour.
>>540113737We do need prints. Claiming asylum is a legal right under international law and you need a legal basis to return them. Brexit was a disaster for this country.
>>540114024>>Jamie Oliver has called on councils to ban chewing gum because it has “ruined” British streetsFortunately I only chew khat
>Order some work stuff from our supplier>Bunch of stuff missing>Contact them>They say to go through the app>App tells me to contact themIt's all so tiring
>>540113993one of those things. my ssd ends up going up to 100 degrees on temperature 2 on hwinfo. the air does get hotter on the exhaust vents so that tiny little nand chip is reaching boiling point whenever i install anything.i really love the laptop though. msi vector with a 5080
>>540114024When does that absolute trolley ever step foot on a fucking normal street
>>540114035Grow up. There is no such thing as international law.
>>540114024i will void the warranty if i open it. it's got 2 years warranty and i plan on paying for another 2 years. it's due to the ssd's nand chip reaching slightly over boiling point when installing anything. no doubt they'll have to replace the drive and provide a better cooling solution for it.
>>540114017Have an Alice while you ponder the implications.
>>540113927>What do they think will happen?Literally fascism or something.Dunno why it matters though if they also think the whole world is going to end in a few years time because of muh climate change.If we're all supposedly doomed anyway, why not give fascism a crack?
>>540114046Oh wait it's paan that they spit everywhere, confusing my wog drugs smdh
>>540114067>complaining over a minor inconvenience instead of just brute force dealing with it for the dopamineyou're low Tfiltered
Is this true?
>>540113088The fact that politicians have the power to send them back but don't do it because>muh feelings?You're a bullshitter.
>>540113988There are about 120 million mobile phone (SIM) accounts in the UK.
>>540114220Yes its true, he did have AIDS when the informant tricked him.
>>540114220-finding that leather trench coat in a charity shop
>>540114312at least half of those are mine
>>540112661his feet aren't, he can use that boomer device all he wants on them, as long as he keeps festering in that chair all day barely moving he'll keep declining every dayhe's fucked
>>540111279>Stabby-stabbies stabe a couple of kidsThis is bad>Women murder billions of babiesThis is empoweringFoids do not deserve rights.It reminds me of that story in France where a guy opened some of his foids' boxes only to find a bunch of dead babies. Foids are evil.
>>540114220He's been a likable uberautist for ages, wooly jumper nationalism and thatAmusing to see him get all this attention and being taken relatively seriously the past year
>>540114312BTW the NHS says there are about 84 million people here. The official gov stats says less than 70 million.
>>540114430You're never going to convince me to sire a down syndrome or otherwise bodge jobbed baby.
>>540114440It was that NRP photo that went viral that caused it
>>540114430There were 277,970 abortions in England and Wales alone in 2023 and that number is increasing.A third of a million per year. About 5 million dead babies since the year 2000, not including scotland.
>>540112170that's how i feel about phonecallsdon't just dry call me, text me first
>>540114460That's barely 1% of abortions. Most are "just because".
If you receive government assistance you shouldn’t be allowed to vote until you are self sufficient. You don’t get to tell me how to run my house if you don’t pay the bills.
>>540114177Deep down I think they know it'll mean the end of easy immigration/asylum
>>540111189anyone have the one with 6 fingers which say's "fucking your cousins"?
>>540114577good post
>>540112106Women push men to have vasectomies because they don't want them going off and having children with other women. They don't want to share resources with other women.
>>540114460it does seem a burdenhttps://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16024275/Jonathan-Ross-daughter-Betty-bares-bold-neon-orange-mini-mark-turning-35-brands-themself-favourite-fat-disabled-nonbinary-polyamorous-d-e.html
>>540114548True, but nobody is arguing that some abortions are good, theyre either all or nothing.
>>540114577Only the goodest of goys get the illusion of freedom, eh?
>>540114649fucking digusting wtf
>>540114577>trying to invoke the rights of the sovereign while being a serfnot too bright are youyou don't own shit, you don't run shit, its not your house, its the crown's housethis childish, petulent self-aggrandisement and entitlement is bordering along psychosisyou are completely out of touch with reality if you think you have the right to dictate terms to your owners lmao
>>540114536We would have a positive population growth without immigration if foids were not permitted to murder babies.
Just goes to show anything could happenhttps://youtu.be/pg4R2nsFwP4
like a child saying "you gave my brother more pocket money than me, its not fair, either you do what I say or I'll, I'll, I'll..."you'll do what? fuck all lmao
>>540114312You'd be surprised how many jobs require more than 1-2 phones.
Why is it so hard to find a skinny girl with a fat ass and big tits
>>540114715alri la
Lot of seethe from a shitpost kek.
might go to the beach
>>540114851Meet you there
>gets btfo>was only a shitpost lakek
>>540114577>Deadbeats vote themselves free stuff if given the opportunity.They understood this in the 19th century and restricted the vote to tax-payers, usually people who owned their homes or land, which was the main form of taxation.
>>540114843You nailed the soft lad tory boy schtick like a pro, well done lad
>>540114762
>>540114548>>540114670Its all about control and female God complex.
>>540114937And decades after they sold the country off the vote would go to a bunch of forrens and boomer aspiring twats. Nice one, solves a lot.
shift change, remember to clock out
>>540115143kek
Rise of Feminism is the root cause, also, ironically, gay marraige was used for a backdoor (no pun intended) for nonces to push for this joke of a "MAP" movement.The far left hey are mentally ill.
>>540115179Back to toil wagium
>>540112124i think there's a scriptural principle to things like this, if someone wants to take you to court over your inner garment then give them your outer garment also, so that you don't lose everything. It speaks on these types of people, if then they tried to go beyond what you've given and it's been witnessed before a court it backfires on them.
>>540115276>The far left hey are mentally ill.And evil.
>>540115276>It all started when we accepted the devils lettuce.
>>540114937top kek
>>540115374The west's failure to fully colonise the east will be it's downfall...Shalom Insallah
>>540115281>Dumb memeYou're forced to gnaw on value-branded food while we eat steak.You're forced to watch the rain run down your only bedsit window while we have winter holidays.You're forced to share the bus with niggers while we tour the lake district in our motorhome.You invest your paltry £20 savings into some new trainers while we earn 5% from our stock portfolio.
>>540114600Nah. Its like marriage; a statement of commitment to serving her as a slave which reinforces her position of control over the man. Married dudes usually get the snip following some situation where the woman was able to throw a hissy and gain some more material commitments.
>"Le Front National will stop the boats for us when they get in charge"
>>540115652>You both play video gamessee, lots in common
>>540114937>tax payers>homeowners / landownerschoose oneyou can't own land / a home and be taxed on ityou can only be taxed if you're on someone else's land lmaofuck me
>>540115707Well, yeah, because they won't have any refugees coming into france to begin with
>>540115652
>>540115652>while we eat steak.Steak is what plebs class as a delicacy because they are suckers for marketing. It's merely a piece of muscle tissue off a dead cow. The lake district is full of niggers and if you were wealthy you would own a home there not drive by in a caravan because you can't afford to live there. Your entire post gave you away as a try hard poorfag.
>>540115652>value-branded food while we eat steaklocal smackhead graft gets me steaks for half the price>you're forced to watch the rain run down your only bedsit window while we have winter holidaysyou have to get away from the country just to have a good time, we can go down the local pisser or to the next town over and get the same buzz>you're forced to share the bus with niggerscommunity building, never had an issue with a wog on a bus, why are you so scared of public transport adrian?>you invest your paltry £20 savings into some new trainers while we earn 5% from our stock portfolioI don't need stocks, I have cheap social housing, I get smackheads to graft for my expensive goods, I have minimal outgoings because I don't use credit so I have lots of spare cash for luxuries. I don't need to invest because I'm fully provided for on every front and can get what I want regardless of financial meansall you're saying is>I'm secure because I'm terrified of not being secure so I play the money gameand all I'm saying isI don't give a fuck about being secure, I can get whatever I want whenever I want and have all my needs met the second I need themmy position is the masculine oneyours is the feminine one
Ffs this public ping pong between lowe and farage is ridiculous. Cant they do that shit behind closed doors?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/consumer-affairs/benefit-claimants-offered-discounts-on-holidays-sex-toys/The plastic sex arses on me
>>540115652I know who you are
>>540115789>see lots in commonUrm. Nope. Nothing. Not one thing.>we have winter holidays.>we tour the lake district in our motorhome.>we earn 5% from our stock portfolio.I live on the moors, rarely speak to anyone and spend my days building walls, herding with dogs and watching birds of prey. Wagie ostentation anon is ad alien to me as a greasy nigger from the congo.
>>540111121They have Home Office air ISR over the channel to coordinate RNLI taxi service. What's the rRoyal Navy going to do? Become a taxi themselves?
Crabs in a teapotFrench the lot of ye
>>540116186build a Bailey bridge from Calais to Dover
>>540116020Farage is seething because Lowe outmaneuvered him.
>>540112170>atomize society to the point where a ringing doorbell is an augur of woe, likely police or debt collectors. >Huh... i don't like ringing doorbells
>>540116186>ISRShould be istar
>The wool shop owner says she travels about four hours by bus from Bedworth in Warwickshire to Leamington Spa and back, six days a week.Do normies really?
>>540116255Yeah, but get indians to design it, women to manage the build and negros to build it. 1st one across alive gets a free iphone (yes another one).
>>540114312JTRIG and 77 Brigade unironically will count for a lot of these
love putting brinnies in their place
>>540114542I call people because it flusters them and I get what I want no contest because they just want to get off the phone quickly.Took that trick off the boomers.
>>540116287>>540116020They old 2 farts are splitting the vote. Labour will beat them both
adding JTRIG and 77th to my autofilterlong overdue
>>540116371>I call people because it flusters them and I get what I want no contest because they just want to get off the phone quickly.no you don'tand no you don't againthis quite literally never happensfiltered for hardman larping
>>540116388Filtered.
>>540116287Farage is finished. He won't win Clacton again and Muhammad Yuseffi al Jizzer Han Bashiri Sari will magically take reforms lead as intended. This will unironically not split the right, but redefine the right for Restore's benefit.
>>540116438>saying you call people on the phone is hardman larpingyou made of 2ply?
>we cannot legally send the small boats back to franceThen what are we paying them for? Surely them letting boats through is also illegal, since it is in breach of contract.Assuming the contract is actually to stop them and not to pretend for brit government optics.If they take us to court for turning boats back, we can surely take them to court for not stopping them?
>>540116362>brinnieswhats that?
>>540116488I'm curious to see how he'll weasel his way around this one.
Yeah we're creating jobs in the UK but these jobs will only be done by boriswavers
hehe
>>540116508Sometimes I'm genuinely impressed the lengths they'll go to to maintain narrative that they're trying to stop migrants, but really they want them in. It must take up so much effort to spin it
>>540111292We have people who form welcoming parties for these illegals. Who form human barriers outside hotels to defend them from angry protestors.These people did not vote for Brexit
I'm thinking about din dins already.
>>540116659Fish for me.
>>540116681SMASH burgers ere
Shift change and/or emergency huddle.
>>540116659Good, it's always best to be prepared.
>>540116566Small boat crossings are down 43% under Labour.
>>540116813let me guess, MegaDinghies don't count as small? Or some equally retarded Home Office semantic number-massaging shit?
>>540116659baguettes with thick sliced ham, english mustard, sliced tomatoes, lettuce and rocket
>>540116884>baguettes>english mustardso now britpol is fine with racemixing?
Think the bubble has burst
>>540111292The boats are our punishment for Brexit. The legal excuse is just their way of justifying not sending them backThese invaders are being encouraged and helped to come here by NGOs to punish us
>>540116884Put down La baguette.This is cultural appropriation.
>>540116884>baguettesForen muck. Lidl value sliced white should be enough for any true englishman
they've assassinated Rod Liddle
>>540116960>Lidl
>>540116861Nope. Labour have doubled the presence of National Crime Agency on both sides of the Channel, increased removals and invested £662 million in French border operations. Reason Labour is superior is because Right leaning parties like the Conservatives actually need the issue to campaign on which is why they have no interest in actually stopping it.
>>540116960more like FAGguettes
>>540116508Courts are meaningless in wartime. This is why acceleration is not just import but essential. The overlords shit plan relies on a slow bake. >>540116524You recon he will? He basically is leading a character cult as his policies are none existent and his associates are all brown foreigners and career politician/civil servants.
>>540116949more of a croissant-enjoyer myself
>>540117008
Nigel Farage didn't called Rupert Lowe yesterday and left him hanging. I remember when I was a young lad three years and I waited outside KFC to meet up my Tinder date and she never came to see me. I waited for an hour before I went inside and treated myself to a box meal and cried when I came home. This betrayal of Nigel Farage fills me with utter hatred and rage. I will never vote for him or for Reform EVER AGAIN.
>>540116984the time assassin
For me it's baguettes with spanish ham. Then chuck whatever else in you want (tomatoes, cheese, cream cheese, lettuce, humus, pesto)
>>540117008>faggots in baguettes
>french bread with spanish ham>english mustard with french bread>german sausage with indian curry whole worlds gone mad
TNDTKDTJDTWD
>>540116884Faggettes filled with watery lettuc? Giz us a bacon sarnie with daddies and a pint of tea anyday.
yesterday i made schnitzels with jager sauce and cabbage. say what you want about the krauts but their food is good and it don't taste forrin
>>540116984I suspect Mr Benson and Mr Hedges.
>>540117196it's just sausage and bread or some combination of it.can't go wrong with that same with italian food, just cheese and bready stuff, hard to fuck up
Cambridge is for niggers
>>540117143I tried currywurst in Berlin and it was actually very good. They also have these places where you can get bratwurst in brotchen and put ketchup/mustard on it. Very peng
>>540117078You were meeting tinder dates when you was 3? Absolute chad.
>>540117189>daddiesPatrician
grandpaberg was watching the womens golf and they were all east asian qts. well thank god this didnt exist many decades ago or i would be a hapacel
>>540117287Krauts have gravy on noodles (spatzel). Truly a nation of degenerates.
>>540117078That post was embarrassing>Rod Liddle deadBlimey
Choose!
>>540116984I'm really glad he's dead. Horrible cunt.
currywurst is currybest
>french baguette>spanish ham>english mustard>lidl value sliced white bread (german)Heh. And you claim you hate multiculturalism.
>>540117350it's just egg pasta with gravy. not sure why you'd want to put anything else on it
>>540117353Its Monday mate.
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c75gq56qrwno>A former X Factor finalist has denied murdering a social media influencer by running her over with a car in central London.Bame>former X Factor finalistAdd it to the list.
>>540117353What abilities does merchant have?
>>540117353Fighter>>540117287>currywurstHow did the Germans manage to make this without infinity immigration from India?
>far left love migrants so much they ship them to the UK rather than letting them stay with them in France
>>540117439British soldiers brought the curry powder to wartorn Germany.
>BaguetteDecolonised name variant; long roll
>>540117353Paladin
>>540117478Lanky cob
>>540117350Most Germans spend their time eating other nations' food: French, Turkish, Italian, Spanish, Greek, AmericanTheir own cuisine is very basic and often inspired by others (like basic pasta dishes)
>>540117394Ffs i bet you put curry sauce on your roast
>>540117285The universities crowned him with diplomas.
>>540117478>>540117497Elongated bap
>>540117555Barm cock
>A man who kept his dead mother in a chest freezer in the living room of the family home for nearly three years and continued to collect her pension and benefits has been sentenced to two years and four months in prison.>Christopher Phillips, 60, was arrested after the body of Sylvia Phillips, 89, was found by officers in February at Poplar Crescent, Porthcawl, Bridgend county.>She had died in March 2023.>Phillips had told doctors he "did not want to let her go" and "wanted more time" after her death.>Sylvia Phillips was discovered wrapped in a leopard print silk blanket, with yellow and pink roses placed on her body, as well as a birthday card signed from him and the family dog Tina.>"To Mum, from Christopher and Tina," the card read.>Phillips admitted three offences including failing to lawfully and decently bury his mother and continuing to claim her pension and benefits including housing benefits and winter fuel allowances.Yikes
>>540117553>Study Gender Studies at University 4 years>Work in Tesco as a Supervisor, part time.Was it worth it?
>>540117509I only eat slop if it comes from approved countries like japanese or korean katsu curry. I'm not a council house rat
>>540117577
>>540117401Surely you mean>catonday
>>540117605Faggot>>540117605Maxxing>>540117605
>>540117497>>540117555>Elongated bap>Lanky cob
>>540117645Damn... someone watching a little too much Bates Motel
>>540117353Druid.
>>540117645>Tina is also sought for questioning, and cannot be located at this time.
>>540117645Who the fuck calls a dog Tina?Weirdo.
>>540117429I think he looks after money (steals) and for some reason he thinks the lack of dogs in the cat homes is a matter of feline supremacy and cultural dispossession by advanced propoganda to force owners to believe that cats have nicer fur..
>>540116960>Lidl value sliced whiteFkn muckScottish plain is real men bread
>>540117767Reminded me of that Black Mirror episode where they get a murder conviction based on analysing the family hamster's memories.
>>540117645does tina get the house now?
>>540117553Its bizarre how universities don't seem to want to preserve themselves as respected institutions and gatekeepers of certifications to knowledge. They've sold the family silver, which was literally the preferred means to access well paid careers, for a few years of well paying brown forrins and dense unemployable girls. Now not even status obsessed chinks and smelly jeets want to study here.
>>540114542>receive call>stops ringing>text "who is this?">they just call again
>>540117645>keeps a freezer in the living roomobvious psycho>he "did not want to let her go" and "wanted more time" after her death.three years though mate?look I'm struggling to move on from my losses too but I'm not sitting with them on ice in my sitting room for the first half of the decade
>>540118114she's gorgeous ngl
