HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABut seriously what would pol/ do to get Iran back to the table?
>>540113497I know! Make them drink their own shit!Oh wait Hindus already do that...
They're going all out meme warfare
>Sir, how about you stop bombing their elementary schools and presidents and also stop genociding Gaza?
send IDF to Iranian shores to make them kill each other.
>>540113497Nuke the cube and make it look like Iran did it.
>>540113497im sure your buzzfeed headline unsourced slop is really the big picture. go back to crying about dead sandniggers nobody cares cuck
DONT CARE! WHY ARE RUSSIANS AND IRANIANS NOT BOMBING NYC AND WASHINGTON?
>>540113497"Why don't we just normalize relations with them and sideline Israel, which has never benefited us in any way?"
We could blow up orphanages, that will really punish them. I was also thinking we could target hospitals, nursing homes, parks that featured prominent playground structures for children only, you know, typical white boy stuff. This is all low hanging fruit for Timmy the USAF pilot.
>>540113574quit the antisemitic remarks
>>540113706this. But make it look like you "punished" them and are now normalizing relations
>>540113497airdrop a million fertiles jewesses and after they are raped and bred the generation of new iranians will be mentally ill moloch worshippers
>>540113706Oy vey
>>540113497We should put stuff in their water to turn all their men into gay trannies and push propaganda to turn their women in BBC craving turbo whores. It's the American way.
>>540113706because the entirety of the senate and congress where coerced into raping children and israel has video footage of it all
>>540113497We could try attacking Israel
ITS. JOEVER.
>>540113497Start spamming Iran with tranny porn
>>540113497child bride tourism. If they value their child brides so much it would be a shame if a bunch of american "arabs" showed up and starting taking their child brides for themselves.
>>540113902start meming pictures of western men taking and enjoying their iranian child brides.
>>540113497I would nuke Israel, that would surely punish Iran. I think it s the best idea, you should totally do it.
>>540113497drop leaflets of muhammad getting ridden by africans with the passage in the quaran
>>540113497white flag!
>>540113497They should let me attempt a World record open ocean swim, straight across the Strait. It would showcase the power America has as The Guardians of the Hormuz strait, maybe send a few of the best swimmers from each branch of the military to do it with me. And when we make landfall on the red beach of Hormuz Island we’re going to have the largest American style cookout after party the world has ever seen, grilling up nothing but high quality American pork products
>>540113497Here's an idea: You can feed all the mossad-blackmailed pedophiles into a cattlecrusher feet-first, takes one afternoon and six million dollars.
>>540113497Send AIPAC to change their minds
>>540113777This might actually work
>>540113497There's only 50,000 in all of the CENTCOM AOR. And that includes much more area than the mid east.>The U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) Area of Responsibility (AOR) covers over 4 million square miles across 21 nations in the Middle East, Central Asia, parts of South Asia, and Northeast Africa. Headquartered at MacDill Air Force Base in Tampa, Florida, its region spans three continents and holds a population of over 550 million people.It's not known how many are in the mid east, likely only 35,000. The US militarily defeated the Irannies with just a handful of personnel. There were only 150,000 US troops and 50,000 coalition ones when the US invaded iraq and regime changed/defeated them in 03. Allow that data to sink in. Imagine if they had the troop numbers of the muscovites in the 3 day SMO. millions. The russians have more casualties in a couple of months tham the US has total troops in the whole region.
>>540113497Nuke Israel so they no longer have an enemy to fight against. They won't know what to do!
Literally just hire me. I can win Iran, and Russia, and China, singlehandedly. You could spend $10 trillion and millions of lives and die in a nuclear war. Or you could just hire me.
how come this side has more shit on the roof than all the other sides
Some fag CIA intern at the Pentagon is having to monitor this thread and write a memo on his findings. LMAO
Stop sucking kike cock.
Do you guys think Trump would actually nuke Iran?I mean, think about it... All Netanyahu has to do is tell Trump to nuke Iran or they'll leak the video of him fucking a kid on Epstein island. Trump seems like he would actually do it.
>>540113497The shock they will receive e from. Nuking israel will totally end with irans surrender in 2weeks.
>>540113497USA nuking Israel would complete annihilate Irans targeting options
>>540113497What if we just “shoot all the jews”? Has anyone thrown that idea through to the admin? If we just label them “terrorists” then law doesnt apply anymore
>>540113497Imagine having to ask common troops how to win a war you already won
>>540113497Hear me out, if you kill your enemies, they win right? So why not have the Pentagon brass kill themselves? That'd show them.
>>540113497NUKE THEMWHY ISNT THIS BEING DONE ALREADY?
>>540113706No Iranian ever called me goy
>>540114802
>>540113497What's the matter? Satan took the month off to go to Hawai and now you're out of ideas on your own?
>>540113574>Dishonorable Discharge in your future, Private.
>>540113811begin killing them , its the only way out
>>540113497Just pull out completely and dont acknowledge it at all. Let iran hang out in the strait for a while by themselves fucking up global trade until the whole world hates them for it, then they'll come to the table. Give them israel in exchange for global free passage and then the entire world wins and we look like heroes, despite being the ones who started it.
>>540113706>I WILL NOT HAVE ANY OF THE COMMIE TALK HERE!
>>540113706Enjoy your court martial.
>>540114802They're trying to win the war, not get Trump deposed
>>540113497Make an announcement that declares sunni islam as the way and denounce shia islam as heresy.
>>540113658>im sure your buzzfeed headline unsourced slop is really the big picture. go back to crying about dead sandniggers nobody cares cucksays the sandiest shitskin animal of them all. Leave, parasite.
>>540113497Strike a peace dealAttack Israel with Iran
>>540115113Canada.
>>540113497Nuking israel would punish iran...
>>540114855kek
>>540113777This is actually a realistic plan. Look up at all arab royals...
>>540113497Kek, I guess shit rolls uphill now
>>540118185Such women should just offer every muslim a free bj and buttsex and all muslim will support israel against iran. Easy win.
>>540113497you're all going to get a draft within the next few years and you're going to die baking on some Iranian mountainside die for Israel because you owN DA TRANNIES AND LIBTURDS.
>>540113497Dump the entire season of The Bing bang theory over their country like paper flies warning of the atom bomb
>>540113497Stop acting like kikes and breaking all agreements is a start.
>>540113706It is funny peace in the middle east basically means removing Israel
>>540113497Lmao it's worse than I thought
>in our hour of need, we turn to our greatest military strategist: Pvt Gomez
>>540113497Have they tried being friendly with Iran instead of always using violence and murder and destruction? Maybe treat them like human beings?
Did they ask the hacker known as 4chan? Are they even trying to win this war?
>>540119033Peace in the middle east comes from that and removing Turkey.Being able to threaten Iran comes from increasing its size, and then increasing the relevance of its neighbors.Threatening Iran comes from establishing Babylon.https://imgur.com/a/157q8M3Fill it with 200 million Kurds and Syrians.
What the fuck happened to the "leadership" in the military?If you NEED to ask how to punish Iran, you should not be any where near the military.
>>540119058vos mères frou frou travailler maladroitement chou C'est pire que ce que je pensais.
>>540113497>Ideas Put LSD in the drinking water.
>>540113497Round up some jeets and send them to Iran.https://youtu.be/vY3zcaXN1qE
>>540113497I don't like endless war. If we must fight mountain sand niggers then let's drop infinity nukes on them and Israel.
>>540113706Solider your on latrine duty indefinitely!
>>540119989I was hoping they would give me that job, that and taking out the trash bags. I also make some great fresh squeezed fruit juices, the best actually. I don’t even want any money either. Could you imagine the look on all the superior officers faces when they show up at the base I’m on and the toilets are the cleanest they’ve ever seen, the fresh squeezed orange juice with breakfast is the best they ever had, and the trash is taken care of and then they find out some tall shithead did it for free because he loves America. People would get promotions.
