WHAT IS BRO DOING!!!!!!!MONTH 5 OF THE 4 DAY SPECIAL COMBAT OPERATION TO TOPPLE IRAN!!!!
Explain what's wrong with this
>It's happening!Source: Some random Indian on twitter.
>>540114254Clown world
>>540114205>WHAT IS BRO DOING!!!!!!!I would air drop some cannabis joints.
They should just hire me. I mean seriously what are you doing? You could spend 10 trillion fighting this war, or you could hire 1 single man
>>540114205Offer them Trump, Vance, his entire cabinet, total release of all funds, a 12-pack of our finest nuclear-tipped ICBMs, and release of all sanctions and withheld Iranian monies.That should lubricate the Hormussy.
>>540114270>Source: Some random Indian on twitter.Maybe so, but the failure of ZOG to open the strait is a demonstrable fact no matter who reports it.If you ZOGtards were actually winning this war then your use of logical fallacies would be unnecessary.
If this website didn't suck now we would come up with a funny idea and meme it into realityHow can we punish Iran in the most ridiculous but believable way possible
easy, just obliterate them
Gentrify their cities, introduce addictive drugs, dilute their population with non like immigrants, reduce their currency's purchasing power, encourage homosexuality, discourage industry and property ownership.
>>540114254>Explain what's wrong with thisHe gets paid the big bucks to solve it. Not to ask others to do his homework for him.
>>540114393Based
>>540114270https://edition.cnn.com/2026/08/03/politics/us-military-iran-war-troops-punishYou lost
>>540114398This is incredibly antisemitic
>>540114393.Good answer.
>>540114205>>540114389just send all the h1bs over there. problems solved for the world
>>540114205Why not just nuke them before they get a nuke?
>>540114389I've all but given up on coming up with ideas that are more bizarre, hateful, stupidly silly and wtf than our Troll-Lord-in-Chief.
>>540114454Those shirts are cool as fuck.
>>540114393>easy, just obliterate them>>540114514>Good answer.Their only real crime is opposing Greater Israel at every turn. Incredibly Zogged answer.Do better.
>>540114403Going to your people for their take is very common. The worst leaders are those that won't take input.
>>540114205Why didn't they ask chat GPT?
>>540114205Should've asked /k/
>>540114703>Look at me, I am the tranny dei hire now
>>540114703No, the WORST leaders are the ones that listen to the masses, make thousands of promises to fix those problems, then do a complete 180 from those fixes, then proclaim "I never said I wouldn't do _______" such as "go balls deep in a foreign war in the Middle East.
>>540114205I WASNT EMAILED BUT IM QUITE SURE IF US ARMY WOULD LEVEL TEL AVIV IRAN WOULD NOT HAVE ANY GOOD TARGETS LEFT
>>540114205Based! High testosterone judeo-christian alpha male patriots are in control. Trust the plan
>>540114205I see threads like that here all the time.>if you had 2 weeks to fix things what would you do first?
>>540114254Australian brain. May they should just ask fucking AI? You’d probably say the same think Kek. I’ll give you a hint. If the United States armed forces can’t figure out on their own. Among all their officer core, think tanks and strategic analysts. It’s OVER. They lost.
>>540114389Easy: build another trillion dollars of AI data centers and import 50 millions of indian's CEOs.
>>540114819>May they should just ask fucking AI?Lol >>540114718
>>540114850The AI might say "Impeach Trump" or something.
>>540114205Why don't they just ask AI.
>military analysts > ASKING RANDOM FUCKS ONLINEYou are retarded
>>540114879Pro tip: they spend 20 billions AI tokens >how to open Hormuz strait >open strait how >open Hormussy Elite human capital of indian prompters
>>540114205there is no magic bulletthats what they are looking forIran has been preparing for this for yearsgoing in half assed overnight was never going to worknow the US is in an even worse situationthere has been a huge amount of flights from bases in Jordan and Bahrain, most likely abandoned now, certainly all the air defense has gone to bolster Israel and stay protected
>>540114941>there is no magic bulletyes there is, using chemical weapons to destroy their food supplies and starve them out.
>>540114454>https://edition.cnn.com/2026/08/03/politics/us-military-iran-war-troops-punishWell if "a source familiar with" AND "Literally fucking Who?" on twitter both say this is happening, that's all the evidence I need. Why do you suppose the jews consider you just livestock?
Has anyone consider this one?>USA accepts defeat>Israel comes to terms with the fact that Greater Israel will never happen>Trump and Netanyahu to The Hague?
>>540114389Give Iran control of Gaza
>>540114205>fire everyone>try to use AI>AI is retarded>ask now armchair generalsOH CAN YOU SHAAAART
>>540114454so post the link from CNN, retardwho cares about your shitty twitter screencap?
>>540114819Except you're forgetting a lot of it was purged by accident so there's a legitimate reason to outsource some stuff
>>540114254Nothing. They purged a fuck ton of trannies, women, and faggots from strategic roles and likely are still trying to fill them with better people. Imagine thinking its dumb to reach out to other guys in the service that didnt suck dick to get their jobs and find some new talent from among them based on merit. Every single company should be doing this regularly.
>>540115003Too rational for our current Clown World.
>>540114205Have we tried treating them how we would like to be treated?
>>540114205Nuke tel aviv, mecca, haifa, and riyadh. Then Iran stops being a problem.
>>540114320can't hurt
>>540114346Top it off with bombing tel-aviv and you've got a deal.
>>540114205> reportedly Reportedly OP takes miles of nigger cock to the ass every day. Kys before the AIDS does.
>>540114676I know you did sleep good.
>>540115003The only problem with that is we then get a jeet first lady and we can't have that.
>>540114205Those military analysts are often times better than the actual military. It's always been that way, random dudes on the internet always somehow end up being better than the professionals.
>>540114985or nuke themthats about itbut all the GCC knows as soon as any infrastructure is hit Iran is going to hit their desalinization plants
>>540114718>20 billion tokens to bomb some school girls
>>540114205The solution is ground troops. 3 million to be exact. Preferably double that. It's only a few lil trillions. Also nukes. And terror bombing campaigns of civilian infrastructure. Chemical weapons. False flags. White phosphorus.
>>540115114that's because most of nato generals get to their position by ass licking and faking stats
>>540114205Well without any info on the money flows in and out of the country, nor any dossier on the entities that make decisions in the country. This question doesn't make any sense.
>>540114254It shows a total dereliction of reason and forethought: that the highest levels of our government are infested with people willing to outsource their agency to any text on a screen and have been doing so for a long time.
>>540115134Yes, but the rider on that question is "...and not lose the mid-terms". You know, the real important questions.
>>540114985Calm down kike.
>>540114205just surrender already, like yu did in afghanistan, vietnam.....
>>540114718>best they could do was "OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT YA CRAZY BASTARDS"
>fire all the experts and experienced personnel because they're not yesman>the TV hosts, used care salesman and other various scammers running the government don't know anything except ways to pillage govt for self-enrichmentNo one could have predicted this.
>>540114254Okay explain why not just ask chat gpt
>>540115184Mid terms would be the least of their concern if they went that far.
>>540115189To be fair, literally everyone surrenders in Vietnam and Afghanistan.
>abandoned jeet gptthere goes the ai bubbles
>>540114205Propose a draft amendment to the constitutionPut the Shah backStablish peace with IsraelFuck the others
>>540115114
>>540114205@grok what are some new ways we can bomb Iran
This war cannot be won because the objective is to return the world to how it was before we began the war.There is no amount of airstrikes that can turn back time.
>>540114550thisjeets solve everything
>>540114205did they try the banana in the tailpipe?
>>540114205They should let me attempt a World record open ocean swim, straight across the Strait. It would showcase the power America has as The Guardians of the Hormuz strait, maybe send a few of the best swimmers from each branch of the military to do it with me. And when we make landfall on the red beach of Hormuz Island we’re going to have the largest American style cookout after party the world has ever seen, grilling up nothing but high quality American pork products, I’m talking chops, shanks, tenderloins, 10 different types of Mac and cheeses, fuckin tiki torches and pasta salad, and some hard hitting American classics im talkin Seger, AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynrd
>>540115254The real goal here was always to get the Shia to bend the knee to Israel, and if possible heap enough glory on Le Trump to justify the Arch of Victory. Every other consideration is irrelevant.
>>540115254>because the objective is to return the world to how it was before we began the war.I thought objectivs wereDestruction of Iran's nuclear production capabilities Change of the regimeDefense of Gulf infrastructure and logistics form Iranian counter attack.
>>540115125fuck the GCC countries, its best to let Iran destroy them so these shitskins die from thirst.once it is weak enough send in ISIS to behead the sheiks and other arab GCC faggots.also keep dumping chemical agents on their food supply, bomb every power plant etc.after a year or so more than 80% of them will starve or die from the chemical agents.its super easy to do, Centcom should stop being pussys.
>>540115203
pokemon go, but all the rare mons are on suspected insurgent munition caches. Crossover with free gacha pulls in gooner game, sadly there aren't many child virgin collectathons.
>>540115189I think we are starting to see the inevitable final destruction of intellectual capital that has fed through from the destruction of the education system in the 90s that accelerated since then. Aka. The complex systems crisis. I’d be genuinely curious to see what type of IQ scores the young officer classes are scoring. I’d say they are failing at simple reasoning it’s that bad. This is what happened when schools become propaganda battlefields and not places of learning. The internet has not helped that generation either. Made them mentally lazy.
>>540115367>Do terrorism>They do terrorism backBut I guess these jews in charge dont care. They live safe in gated communities.
>>540114205nuke israel to show iran that US is willing to use nukes
>>540114254Not your personal army
>>540114205>CENTCOM wants options>Asks military advisors for optionsRandom retard on the internet:
>>540114816he will build 3rd jewish temple!
>>5401153671.5 trillion in holdings100 billion a yearthats what you are saying goodbye to
>>540115367Iran is fighting the likes of ISIS. Do you not understand the fundamentals? ISIS are just controlled groups laundered through the gulf wahabi schools as destabilising forces. They shout death to American but are controlled in Washington Kek.
>>540115404The Officer class of the US military, particularly Colonel and above, have become entirely political ladders. US military right now has the highest ratio of officers to soldiers in it's entire history.So really every military decision is based on whatever advances your political career, right up to the Commander in Chief.
>>540115055>can't hurtThank you.
>>540114205Well sir, I would suggest nuking Tel Aviv this instant.
>>540115055>can't hurtAlso cases of alcohol plus mixers like coke if it's whiskey.
>>540114403You're retarded. What do you think "consultants" exist to do? Oh my, faggot, I wonder if they are "consulted".Once again we have ordinary procedures being leaked, then being sold to the public as shocking new departures. So many cases. Go back to wiping tables.
Do what the brits did to make this mess in the first place and redraw their borders. What are they gonna do, cry about it?
1 go full on, not really possible, not enough assets2 lower expectations and go for MOU, which Iran will constantly fuck with3 fuck off completelythats pretty much it barring genocide
>>540114254Not inherently wrong, but doing it during this ongoing conflict/war just show that they don't know wtf to do to get out of this cluster fuck situation Trump created.
>>540115593It kinda seems like pulling all the consultants together for brainstorming would have been what you did BEFORE launching Operation Epstein Fury, not 5 months into a stalemate.
>>540114205Glass Israel. It will solve not only Middle Eat problems, but a lot of the world problems.
>>540115635if the USA was in a position to dictate terms like that do you really think centcom would be begging random analysts to provide new strategies for free?
>>540114205purge the zog, it will make usa army 50% strongerdo they have such option? if no then their survey is gay
>>540114205>appear weak when you are strong we’re going to nuke Iran aren’t we?
>>540114205they also post those threads here asking what to dothey are so fucking pathetic and retarded
>>540115706>nigger.jpgbrown paws typed this
>>540115245first guy: throw watermelons from planesecond: send hot tortillas to ayatollahthird: fuck you and fuck jewsfourth: send as many dildos as you can!fifth: ooga boogasixt: we can't win this
>>540114205My suggestion is a clear show of force, I'm thinking nuclear bombing.I've even attached a map of targets to guide the Grok AI that runs the US military right now.
>>540114389oh look they're even here in this threadlollmao
>>540115805This board has lost so much culture it's not funny.
>>540115848>isn'treal looks like a big pooaccurate map
>>540115871Meme flags man.
>>540114389Use the algae from the reflecting pool to block the strait of hormuz
>>540114205they should airdrop thousands of jeets over Iran
>>540114398Delete this goy
>>540114254Its just one more signal to the fact that our military has been made into one that is completely inept.The military while calling itself professional is in reality a bation of mediocrity. If you cannot get into college, and dont plan on going into the trades then you pick the military. And only those barely competent enough to want to avoid a life of welfare, or homelessness, enter into upon becoming an adult. And of these, only those listless enough to not find a new career re-sign and stay in the military.You might bring up west point, other military colleges, or college grads that join.But west point is just another college, and we see how those have fallen.
forget about everything elseput all frozen Iran assets in escrow with the GCCno catchesthe only terms are opening the strait for a month, allow mine clearingthen they get it allAfter that cooling off period, the markets will settle and negotiations can resume, accept its not going back to normal, allow Oman to take control of the strait and they pay Iran any share of feesNot pretty but it would work
>>540114254Strategic command by committee is a retarded idea at the best of times, and they're doing it over fucking email. If CNN caught wind of this, then foreign intelligence sure as shit did. US strategic planning, just shotgunned all over the internet like that time FBI agents were caught gooning and trooning over their internal messaging systems. Weimar Germany was pretty wild in the streets, but it was never quite this bad.
>>540114254You are a shitjeet I don't have to explain shit to you, get the fuck out of Aussieland.
>>540114205I have a new tactic for you: promise persian women big white dick and the regime will fall
Genocidal bombing campaigns, duh.
>>540116247This would hinge on Israel stopping their bombing campaign. Protip: it ain't stoppin'.
>>540114254Just a display of gross incompetence and admission this military operation was a huge fuckup with no solution in sight. No biggie.
>>540116356nothing about Lebanonnothing that relies on any one else apart from the US and Iranno nuclear discussionnadajust the strait, nothing else
>>540114205Asking autists (with relevant knowledge) what to do would actually be a good thing. The military itself usually has no clue what it's doing at all times.
>>540116418Iran isn't going to negotiate a cessation of hostilities while their allies are being killed.That idea is just stupid.
>>540114389i think america should nuke tel-aviv to scare iran. imagine what would irgc commanders think; if the americans are willing to do this to their best ally, what would they do to us! they will give everything to avoid the same fate.
>>540116258>FBI agents were caught gooning and trooning over their internal messaging systemslolwat
>>540114403>He gets paid the big bucksNon-general officers get like 100k/yr IF you include all the benefits and housing allowance. They are just middle managers and they're supposed to ask think tanks for ideas. In fact, there are entire NGOs like MITRE and RAND that exist to fill this role.
>>540114254It means the trillion dollar ai could not help cetcom or whatever anon.
>>540114254"I can't do my job and didn't plan ahead, plz halp"
>>540116531Israel has ground to a halt in LebanonIran can also use Hezbollah to torch any dealAs can IsraelThis way its protected from outside influence and relies on good faith from both US accepts Iran is always going to be involved with passage nowIran accepts Hezbollah cannot be used in international negotiationsYou would be surprised
>>540115455*professional army
>>540115716Who cares what you can dictate? Just do it. They have no military, they can't say no.Look at how BEAUTIFUL this map is. Don't you think this is a grand new world of peace? If you say no you're antisemite.
>Pic related is your main Middle Eastern think-tank.Funded $2 billion by the Saud, no less. He's been in the background, rubbing his hands, this entire time.
>>540115755can you explain how nuking Iran would resolve the energy crisis?
>>540114389Iran exports most of it's oil to China.If US really wants to punnish Iran they can offer a deal to China to supply cheaper oil or some other good trade deal if they cut off Iran for the duration of war.
>>540114205>CNN says
>>540114454blow this shit
Iran has an estimated 1500 missiles left(and a shitload of drones)US has less than 900 patriots leftThey are pretty much all in Israel by now, along with any other high value assetThe success rate of interception has decreased due to missile mods Iran has madeIts basic maths at this pointNo wonder they are looking for ideas
IRANIAN SOURCE: THE UNITED STATES HAS MADE A CONCESSION TO IRAN REGARDING THE CLOSURE OF THE SOUTHERN ROUTE IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ.
>>540115037There is no talent among them based on merit. They are all loyalists to israel first and will never be actual patriots
>>540114254Nothing is wrong with it. But it shows that they are out of ideas.
>>540114205>source: some rando on twitter
>>540114205They need to stream constant protest footage from buckbroken Pahlavi dogs in Stockholm and Berlin to the very same members of the diaspora via Facebook, X, and YouTube. But this is a ruse. After they do this for at least one year, they relocate them to the Iran-Iraq border, providing generous financial incentives. Iranian sanctions are then lifted and after 5 years, they lower their guard. Then America invades Iraq again to create a migrant crisis, which a newly conscientious Tehran responds to by accepting the refugees. The jurists will be made to understand just how mean they have been when thousands of frumpy sociologists with Ahura Mazda necklaces launch a great social revolution from within. This will take 6-10 years and cost 50 billion dollars but will probably reopen the strait.
>>540114205They should ask Israel.You know, the guys that handed then intel Iran would fold in a couple days of carpet bombing and started the war before dipping out.
>>540116936I love reading about this. It's literally like a video game. mods etc.Listen bitches, I am working with my company to expand humanoid robots and drones for the Frontline. Using AI these motherfuckers can target anything. Pray for me guys, I want to lead my megacorp into this exciting new arena. My company was totally against this last year but things have shifted significantly. They need to be ready in case there is a WWIII, we could sell to both sides via proxies.
>>540114205Iranians, or arabs/muslims at large, are ready to blow themselves up for a pair of sandals if it serves the (perceived) martyrdom in name of Allah. >how can you pressure such people?>who are ANXIOUS to blow themselves up?kek.What a mess. I told you so. The way out, is the way out.Pack your shit and leave. If you must keep the oil prices artificially high with the blockade, leave the blockade. Churchill was right and still is:>"the entire middle east is not worth one grenadier"Jewish state of Israel is a born dead idea, since jews cannot have a state of their own, not because of some curse or something, but simply because they don't know how to maintain such on their own. They are utterly helpless people who needs a host. Parasitic is a slanderous term and doesn't serve anyone.>Feminine / Matriarchal is better and reveals the whole Truth at once
What we're seeing here is the New World World collapsing under its own contradictions.After 1945 the United States + allies had the goal of dominating the planet under a US-led global government.The main obstacle to a US-led global government are nation states.To weaken and destroy nation states they promote immigration, diversity, feminism and DEI promotion for unqualified minorities.Now this nation wrecking poison has also started to destroy the United States.This is making it too weak and incompetent to fulfil its goal of creating a US-led world government.Only competent people (mostly white people especially white males) can carry out a task as complex and difficult as creating and maintainig a world government.As more and more non-whites and idiots take part in the process the task becomes simply impossible.In other words the policies that are necessary to create a world government are the same policies that make it impossible for a world government ever to be created
>>540114389Send moroccans to their shore
>>540114254It is wrong to fuck with the world's economy and cause tens of thousands of deaths when you don't even have a plan to use those deaths to win.
>>540117230kekIran changed the whole system they use by buying OTS GNSS multi constellation chips and combining it with their own protection module and got a huge level of precision for pennies
well jews banned community gathering spots in the usa like pubs and town centers because they were afraid of the next hitler rising up from this so now this is the result
>>540114254>Explain what's wrong with thisHe's been asking /pol/ how to beat Iran for months, and we told him that he can't. So now he's asking other people, like they'll be able to come up with a better plan (they can't).
I love how they don't realize how bad this looks
>>540114205To humiliate Iran, we should post pictures of Indians taking American white collar jobs and tribally only hiring other Indians at these American companies. Iran will surely despair as they have far fewer Indians so they obviously can't do technology or GDP
>>540117706they mustwhich is not a good sign
>>540114454lol you must be a zany dresser to get ads for shirts like that.
>>540114381This is literally association fallacy. I wish mods cared about this place.
What happened with all the advanced weather control shit they have? Too busy using it on their own country?
>>540114205Parachute indians and niggers and all the US prison inmates into tehran, they won't last a week
>>540117741
>>540114205omg its so simple, just kill them (like literally airstrike them to death(with bombs)). like what are we even doing...
>>540114550That’s too cruel. Nukes would be more humane than jeets
>>540114389Send them /pol/onium labeled as uranium-235.
>>540117827>This is literally association fallacy. I wish mods cared about this place.They care enough to at least have an image of common logical fallacies stickied, but 99.9% of anons just ignore it.
>>540117938Throw some Moroccans in there as well.
>>540114254>explain what's wrongIt shows that our "leaders" are inept.Theoretically a democracy is supposed to produce leaders capable of dealing with problems. If they are asking others to help brainstorm ideas it kinda shows that they're out of ideas.Would you want to take your car to a mechanic who has to ask other mechanics how to fix your car, or would you rather have one of those *other* mechanics work on your car?
>>540114205Simple.Wipe out the pistachio orchards and processing facilities.Next to oil, pistachios are the IRGC’s cash cow/side hustle.I’m not joking, those fuckers are big money business.
>>540114205I don't get it, why not just ask PaIantir?
>>540118353Fuck with the Arabs' Pistachio supply, and you will see Sunnis unite with Shiites.
>>540114205Have we considered just fucking off? How many of our problems could be fixed if we just fucked off and left the Middle East to go back to raping goats and cutting each other's heads off?
>>540114205random fucks online said DONT GOIF YOU WORK FOR TRUMP KYS
>>540114389Ask the Chinese for an alliance against Iran. Chinese ground invasion of Iranian coastline supported by US Navy/USAF. Secure the strait and split Iranian oil 50/50 between US and China. Charge a "pussy ass fake ally tax" to all EU ships going through the strait.
>>540114254they're asking it for free, cheap fucks. but they know idiots will do it for for a few good goy claps
>>540118394hanz just give us your gas chamber blueprints, bombing is clearly not working
>>540114205They did this here on /pol/ too LMAO. All those "how do you invade this" threads, remember?
>>540114205its always better to get fresh ideas from people who are not even involved.this is nothing new or special this is just upping the odds. then you can decide whats good or isnt.more brains have more ideas.
>Rusty F-35s>Bombing communication tower in Sirik for 100th time>Can't open Strait of Hormuz>Can't do regime change>Asking randos online for adviceDamn, just accept defeat and move on.
>>540118515I'm not sure we ever had any. Sorry.But I hear the Russians know how to build chimneys.
>>540114389not doing your job for free kek
>>540118394It’s true though. It’s one of their biggest exports and would further pressure that regime.When I was doing glownigger shit in Iraq, I used to go to the markets and buy bags of Iranian pistachios that were as big as quarters. They put our California pistachios to shame. Even in Iraq, they were expensive as fuck.
>>540118559sliming browns in the middle east is our culture, how dare you act racist towards our culture.
>>540118359They did and for some reason bringing Clavicular to Israel didn't help
>>540114389nobody who doesnt get raped by their dad wants to "punish iran"
>>540114254The frightening interpreation is that historic think-tanks like Rand Corporation or McKinsey that normally wargamed this shit is either now totally incompetent with reports, or untrustworthy, even to a neo-con administration
>>540114205by pulling out of the ME forever and leaving Israel to its own devices; ending all foreign aid>>540114389I want a physical removal of all who do not belong in this country and total separation from Israel and ME affairs
>>540114205we could try being their friend
>>540118642How come you can only kill browns in the way of greater Israel but you're getting replaced by them in your own ancestral homeland? Kinda weird. I'm sure you have a great explanation that isn't pure cope
Why not use magnets?
>>540118784>Yes... that's right. His ID is aF5EOwkd
>>540114389The plan is to paradrop tens of thousands of african niggers onto Iranian soil. We tell e'm they're offering free gibs.
Please Donald.. IM TIRED OF WINNING!
>>540118642>Aerial bombing is dey culcha!
>>540114205Just deport a million Jews there and it will destroy itself in 60 years.
>>540114389Blow up the Three Gorges Dam. >China's increased need for oil will cripple their already strained system>can't say no because $$$>don't have foresight to ration for industry sake>Winnie has worse things to worry about>Taiwan gets a break>Pakistan/North Korea/Iran can be immensely pressured Central Bank relief>CCP funded news across the World will focus on rescue and resources for poor billions>Israel/Iran become page 8>Months of "MAN RESCUE DOG" "WATCH TIDAL WAVE FROM NEW PERSPECTIVE" smoke screen allows USA/Israel to do whatever the fuck they want with only tranny commies crying as always>U.S.A/Russia become biggest supplier of aid and usher in 3 country rule of world>Israel gets nuked by bomb China snuck to Iran during the initial wave as good faithordo as the Swiss/Swedes(?) did that one time and drop pig shit on them. Like a never ending fleet of C-130's and pig shit. For a month straight
>>540117894Iran blew it up in the early stages of the war ending a longtime drought with record rainfalls.
>>540118855Juggalos have cornered the market.They jews haven't been able to haggle the price down enough to profit from the trade.
Send them a fruit basket with an apology letter.
>>540114254Basically an admission of functioning without a plan, because what was expected to work, clearly hasnt.
>>540114205All the US has to do is eject the jews back to israel and blow it up when they get there.There I solved the middle east.Give me my peace prize.
>>540114205Punish them by putting boots on the ground and sending them thousands of goy. Why is it taking so long?
>>540119531KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>540114550THIS THIS THIS.Load 6,000,000 jeets on an oil tanker and send it to iran to land there.If they sink the ship, they just done a genocide worse than gaza. Everyone is going to hate iran for being capable of killing so many jeets so easily.If they accept them, they get jeeted, so everything there is going to fall apart.
>>540114254It means those fucking retards are out of ideas, have no plan, are panicking, and truly have no idea what to doAll these guys are fucking retarded
>>540114254If the west wasn't a jew loving subhuman filled bunch of faggots and whores this would be horrible. But since the west is all of that shit and more, it is great that the moloch worshiping child fuckers are deep into the competency crisis.Makes the oncoming civil war much more kino.
>>540114389>If this website didn't suck now we would come up with a funny idea and meme it into reality>How can we punish Iran in the most ridiculous but believable way possible
>>540114205We should accept Iran's peace terms.
>>540114389>we would come up with a way>to help Zionist Israel and the Zionist USMhmm, sure, mister "oldfag".
>>540114205Incompetence maximus.
>>540114346Parachute Jared Kushner onto Kharg Island.
>>540114205I dunno, just do what you always do and bomb all the civilians. Do a large scale Gaza. Ignore it if they destroy the Gulf's oil infrastructure and desalination plants. Europe will take them all in.
>>540119690It's because bomb from the sea and kill the leader worked in most places.Then came Iran.The leader was replaced instantly the sea became impossible to bomb from and Iran can respond with weapons goat herders in the desert don't have.Couple that with the US insistence on paying millions of dollars for thousands of dollars worth of equipment and you've got a situation where you can bleed the US dry while sending $5k one way drones to be shot down by 2 million dollar missiles.The only winning move is to hope israel is destroyed and the tapes of US politicians fucking kids are destroyed with it.
>>540119366Doubtful. They have shit in Alaska that they use to cause earthquakes. They (USA)should use that.
>>540114389We dont want to punish iran. We want to punish israel. How new are you?
>>540118193Yea I find quite a few of the stickied fallacies tautologous. That said, I wish they’d just fucking enforce the goddamn rules
>>540119884Does he really need a parachute?
>>540114205Here's a new idea: kill everyone in the IRGC down to the last woman and child.
https://imgur.com/a/157q8M3Let's assume history altered its trajectory a bit, and that instead of Israel, America focused on creating Babylon.>pic relatedWell, what'd happen in this Persian strait dilemma? Babylon would immediately launch an invasion into Iran. And being so close to it, they'd be able to keep up for a long time.You could, really, police the whole Middle East with Babylon.But unfortunately, America was interested in Israel.Israel and only Israel is the only thought that consumes the brains of our powerful leaders, capable of exerting changes on the world maps. It's truly unfortunate.
>>540114403You're a fucking idiot.Analysts exist specifically to brainstorm ideas for situations like this.Why the hell would you ever think its the responsibility of just one person to do these things?Fucking moron.
>>540114389If you're good at something; Never do it for freeFUCK TRUMP. THAT PIECE OF SHIT IS ROBBING YOU BLIND.
>>540114454You must be one zesty nigger
>>540114205>>540114254If theyre not asking Schwerepunkt theyre not asking anyone worth asking.
>>540120013You need soldiers to do that dumb fuck. Where are your soldiers? Where is the IDF? You want to round up American goy who don't even want to go before you send the faggot diaper force themselves?
>>540114205Targeted strikes on their power infrastructure, naval ports, and oil fields. Have signal jamming drones start circling over the country to completely fuck up telecommunications. The country would fall into utter chaos as they go dark, have their navy unable to replenish itself to maintain the strait, lose access their their key economic resource, and are unable to coordinate the domestic situation or communicate with the populace.
>>540120425we tried that day one and it didn't work
>>540114254it shows desperation
>>540120459Children schools arent critical infratructure, but kike dogs can barely read or think, they are just stupid kike dogs
>>540114703>Going to your people for their take is very common. The worst leaders are those that won't take input.he's not asking for input from the people- their mind is already made up. He is merely asking for more warlike options in a war his people openly oppose.
GLOWNIGGERS, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!blow up their sewers and airdrop tranny porn over tehran and islamabad and activate khazarian kike jew women to spread the disease of feminism.>essentially the same shit you did to ruin this once great country
>>540120459No I mean fully eliminate those points through targeted strikes. Not some, all. Make their current country's foundation disappear rather than try to half measure it into some leveraged diplomatic outcome. We've come this far, let's force regime change
Offer their wimenz free emigration to USA.
>>540120425>Iran bombs all the infrastructure in the gulf as retaliation causing the death of the petrodollar Do it
>>540114254Nothing. Anons just have to bitch about every minor thing on earth to distract from the horror of their lives.
Centcom: “Brown peepoe that fight back? WTF?”
>>540119874>Incompetence maximus
>>540120709you guys don’t have the bombs to do that and imagine you had them it would still end with boots on the ground why would you sacrifice Americans lives in a war for Israel?
>>540119732Meming only really works if you're being sincere in some way.Iran can only really be "punished" insomuch as it is actually guilty.Aside from being authoritarian assholes, what are they really guilty of?They are "guilty" of defying Baal worshipping Epstein class (though I'm sure that they have some of their own Masonic leadership who are in on the whole thing).In fact, Iran has been involved with globalist schemes as long as globalists have been scheming.Alexander was created to "attack" the Persians, but all he really ended up doing was creating syncretic kingdoms that united East and West and laid the foundation for the silk road.Intentionally destroying yourself and being reborn from your own ashes is encoded into core of ancient Persian identity as the phoenix.How do you "punish" an entity that is sacrificing itself in order to draw you into a kind of mutual destruction and rebirth?USA has like 175+ trillion plus in unfunded liabilities and can only "win" by giving up hegemony and going home and dealing with its own domestic issues.Otherwise, maybe the USA should just announce that the purpose of this war is to destroy the world and have it reborn in some new way if their goal is to just psyche everyone out.
>>540120013>Just become a retarded barbarian bro Jesus you guys are seriously incompetence as fuck
>>540120882>though I'm sure that they have some of their own Masonic leadership who are in on the whole thingIsrael still exists. That's the only thing Iran needs to be punished for
>>540119896They should act like humans and go home and solve their domestic issues instead of being orcs / Mongolians / Russians about it...
>>540120425Iran has been preparing for nearly 50 years for the US to attack.The things you suggest are a minor inconvenience at best.Iran is so compartmentalized that they don;'t need to be able to communicate with the rest of the country they just continue on obeying the last order that was received.Same with infrastructure.A blown up transformer took the entire eastern part of north america a blown up transformer in Iran takes out a gas stations power.
>>540114389Bomb them with your gold reserves (gold is very heavy)
nuke mecca during Hajj. Wheres your maahdi prophet mohammed allah now bitches?
>>540114205Are they still taking suggestions? I have one.>Force Israel to actively fight this and be the troops on the ground.You're welcome for my service
>>540120882Basically heroes
>>540114205Good! Now leave your AWACS planes and stealth bombers sitting out on the tarmac and move your carrier group way up next to the coast. OK, get your cannon fodder ready to land on that tiny island.
>>540114389>we
how much longer can CENTCOMhide the real casualty figures?
They are so incompetent and mad
>>540114254Alot of people are getting paid large amounts of money to solve an easily solvable problem. Either they know the answer and are dragging it out to get more consulting income, or they're incompetent nepo hires.
1. Unconditionally capitulate2. Use this to save face3. Never again attack Iran on Israel's behalfMy advice is very similar to what the Original Q would suggest.This really is becoming an IQ test for US command.
>>540115037Ah yes, the merit-based Jared Kushners, Howard Nutlicks, JD Vances, and Vivek Ramaswameys.
>>540121222This is correct.I know for a fact things I've posted here and on other sites have been directly ripped off word for fucking word by an "economist" a blogger etc. What annoys me is I'm not looking for clout hence no name fagging but the least they could do is credit /pol or 4chan.Scumbags going to scumbag I suppose.
>>540115037>that didnt suck dick to get their jobsSo you won't find a single supporter of Israel that this wouls describe, it is an international cabaln of literal prostitutes who dont want to work
>>540115053I'd call that plan B given believe it or not there's Christians there.
USA about to get they peepee snapped again
>>540114205>The Iranian Letterwhy do sandniggers post here thinking they are contributing to something? you need to leave or be cleansed. that is your only options relevant to discussion.
If you want to make them suffer, just make sure they don't have access to water. Will this make them submit? Probably not, but it will kill them and then Iran is ripe for the taking. Or, just for shits and giggles, you drop tons of porn mags on them and watch them scurry like rats to get them.
They should strap AT mines to every isreali man, woman and child and force them at riflepoint to run into every iranian military site. Problem solved. Youre welcome centcom!
>>540121501Should be noted that the magazines are laced with anthrax.
>>540121036My hope is that drunken cowboy USA somehow manages to force the old world to get fucked and tolerate its existance for another 100 years.. if USA is forced to give up hegemony and go home to fortress America then that would be best possible outcome.. the pussies at the UN / WEF etc should not be able to create their new, global, totalitarian order just because they fucked everything up so bad
>>540120709Hey! satan, if your country had the capability to commit genocide in Iran, your demonic leadership would've done so alreadyLook at Bibi, Trump and Hegseth do you think they're above killing civilians?
Cutoff all aid to the kikes, no more weps, no more kisher U tax, NOTHING..every single problem in the Middle East will vaporize overnight…
they should ask tyler the creatorhe will tell them nigga just walk away, like nigga just just sail your boats away
>>540119279lel that would make the USA an even bigger pariah than it already is rn, I say do it.
>>540114389By giving them nuclear weapons, that way they will be confused and then you can photo these same weapons as an excuse for a land invasion
>>540114205People shouldn't give them advice. Let them figure things out for themselves. Why help your enemies?
The solution is to literally just send a few million niggers over to Iran. Literally no joke. It's like that /pol/ meme that compares Detroit to Hiroshima. Niggers are more destructive than nukes. All trump has to do is send a few million black monkeys, preferably feral, over there as refugees and watch as Iran becomes a brazil shit hole. Send the ghetto and rap culture with them too. Sell drugs over there. In time, Iran would fall. Tactical niggers are our biggest weapon by far. But, the American military won't listen to this as it's too politically incorrect even for them to handle. That's why cuckservatives can't win this war. They don't have the brutality or hostility needed to win anything beyond a battle for scraps between some retarded refugees and terrorists. In short, centcom you deserve to lose for being stupid.
>>540114389Make them the 51st state. Give them all passports and gibs. Notmalize trade. End the war immediately.
>>540121620You will rue the day you said this. The ONLY thing keeping you browns from your dirt naps is Anerican restraint. No other nation can afford our level of restraint.
>>540119389Why does it show desperation to ask the people who are paid to give you ideas to give you ideas?Dumb nigger
>>540115363>I thought objectivs werewar objective is to always take someone else's shit through violence. war is negro coded
>>540121783>Tactical niggersIt only works on cucked nations. Iran or China will just fire them into the sun
you lost iranny tranny
can you blame him I mean pete hegseth and trump are arguably more retarded then taking advice from randoms.
>>540118481Do you not know what either email or analysts you are? You dumb fuck.Its not just some reddit post.He sent out a solicitation for concepts to an email group comprised of people who do that for a living.Its like asking for a quote from a group of electricians.
>>540114294its actually starting to get good i think they changed the editor or swapped both editor and producer position
>>540118559We would have to be defeated first shitskin.
>>540114389But enough about that. Let's suggest ideas to Iran on how to defeat the US and Israel in the most funny way possible.
>>540121906Not if there are some strings attached to them like the promise of aid or reparations.... something sand monkeys are notorious for wanting.
>>540116936>1500It’s 30 thousend probably more
>>540121882>Why does it show desperationBecause all of you thralls of Israel are the dumbest people on earth and that is the entire basis upon your collectivization. You are the dumbest most useless faggots on EARTH
>>540114389Easy, do nothing
>>540114320Don't threaten them with a good time.
>>540114205lol Lmao even
>>540116936It's just sad that Iranians don't have the capabilities to take the war to American soil. Would be kino as fuck. Imagine how glorious it would be to wake up to Jew York and other shitholes in Jewmerica getting droned into oblivion every morning.
>>540114270>he lets his memes stay dreams
>>540122060so you're going to show up at the next ceasefire negotiation with a boatful of niggers? Somebody give this guy a promotion!
>>540122290isn't Iran supposed to have a lot of sleeper cells in the West?
>>540122410I think that's mostly propaganda. If they had, at least some of them would have been activated by now.
>>540114205>SAAR PLS DO THE NEEDFUL AND TELL ME HOW I WIN WAR SAAR
>>540121221You can thank COVID vax mandates for that. I don't just mean the hecking science juice, I mean the process and policies. Why?>All people smart enough to not take a no liability untested experimental injection were fired or quit.>All people desperate enough to do it to take care of their families that didn't have adverse effects hate you and don't care about doing more than the bare minimum.>All your corporate supply chain suppliers got addicted to government money and have no competitive pressure and are being told by activist share holders to screw the customer. So now everything sucks and companies are creating absurd ways to screw customers rather than service them.>All the dumb nigger cattle who took the vac and did what they were told are retarded sheep and yes men who don't think through anything.So you don't have anyone left smart enough to think outside the box, the ones who are hate you for what you did and will never do more than their retard co workers in fear of standing out, your suppliers are gonna fuck you the entire way, and this is all without accounting for potential cognitive effects of the psychological damage of the lockdowns, social media bannings , or the vaccines.Congrats. You retards created an echochanber of idiots and made employees stopping management class faggots from fucking everything up into a liability, and disincentvized all employees going above and beyond to encourage them to all act like retarded nigger cattle.
>>540114389Bribe Iraq, Turkey, Syria and Afghanistan to attack Iran simultaneously. All of them can keep their conquered territory.
>>540120978>>540120425The donald really did fuck up with this one, it shows how imbecilic, threatened, bribed and blackmail he really is, also congress were incompetent corrupt fucks too.
>>540114205Can’t hurt.
>>540122013>chat I need novel ways of torturestill sounds retarded. don't you have meetings on this subject? and comms are like ultra mega giga top secret and anyone publishing such comms can be fucked for treason or sum shit?
>>540114389Prove, that Allah does not exist and is but a hallucination by some MENA-guy on drugs from the 6th century.
>>540119438no, because muslims mutilated the dicks of their newborns too, making them hyper violent just as kikes, but more physical and less smart.
>>540114205so heres what you do, you invent a time machine and don't fucking bomb them after pulling out of the region YOU DUMB CUNTS>>540114254opsec for one, and it projects weakness, which may be their goal if they read sun tzu properly, which means they don't need our help. the alternative is they are admitting they are fucked.
>>540118688>The frightening interpreation is that historic think-tanks like Rand Corporation or McKinsey that normally wargamed this shit is either now totally incompetent with reports, or untrustworthy, even to a neo-con administrationNo, the National Security Establishment did in fact opposed all this stuff, trump and israel went anyway, remember CIA's John Kent for example.
>>540114205>Guys we need ideas how to get trump out of his really stupid decision to attack iran, even though we've tried everything feasible except boots on the ground. Please guys trump is really really mad at us for not winning instantly. Help.Kekaroonie, kegseth is gonna get dumped next.
>>540121880Incorrect, you've been bled white trying to support the Ukraine and then immediately followed up with this retardation simultaneously. The worst part in all of this is that Russia is even acting meekly by wide margins.
>>540114205Lmaoo
>>540114254I think they have some unsavory options in front of them that no one will like, as in boots on the ground with grid-search and destroy. They are just asking for any other ideas to consider before they commit. We are actually witnessing the final stages of planning.
>>540122592ThisYou are literally all stupid, good for nothing, tax cattle, bitchmade, circumcised, vaxed, faggoted, niggered, stupid fucking goyium, of course you don't know what to do, OF COURSE, you are like infantile little bugs that need to be stomped
>>540114389>its 2006>CENTCOM asks for ideas on how to put pressure on Iraqi insurgency >oldfag finds a way to submit answersCan you imagine.
>>540122469> I think that's mostly propaganda. If they had, at least some of them would have been activated by nowNo they are not retarded they will only be activated when Iran has no chance of winning by targeting US infrastructure don’t be like Mossad in Iran wiping out 30 years of infiltration.
>>540114254>>540114205TWO RAJEETS HAVING A MELTDOWN THREAD XDDDDDG O O D M O R G E N S A R R R S
>>540114389how to fuck israel to death you say? Say no more! I'll be idling a plan to just do that!by the way... kill yourself retard miga nigger.
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>>540114205>according to CNN, multiple sources feel this way about this particular thingkek fuck these people
>>540114389WHO THE FUCK IS WE, FAGGOT EGLIN CHAIRFORCE GLOWNIGGER INCEL. GET LAID. YOU CANNOT BREED.
The Mongols massacred, killed, destroyed, burnt, ruined, raped, defiled, tortured, and spread literal hell throughout the Khwarazmian Empire.The accounts used to describe their invasions used even more brutal vocabulary.So, point is, if you want to 'punish' and 'pressure' Iran, you can only do it the way history showed best: the oriental way. That's to say that it's only China who can punish them.The process is made all the more easier today because Khwarazmian doesn't and can't exist.Iran isn't united with Afghanistan. It's not united with Tajikistan. It's not united with Pakistan. It's not united with Kashmir. It's not united with Uzbekistan. It's not united with Ladakh. It's not united with Azerbaijan. It's not united with Turkmenistan. It's not united with the southern most Turkestan section of Kazakhstan, stretching to the southern portion of Mangystau.In fact, Iran will never unite with the any of the aforementioned regions because secularism is being injected into it via Americanism, so the whole nonsense of 'Islamic-Khwarazmian Empire' shit will go forever. They're also thankfully split via the Sunni-Shia garbage as a protective measure.Soon, Iran will be a totally isolated secular state in just a few more years, and this distances and expels them further from any associative function with the surrounding proximities. The IRGC will fall and the process will be expedited.Meanwhile Israel goes stronger and more united, but that's neither here nor there.Let's just let China annex Afghanistan under the impetus of the Tang Dynasty, come up with some excuse, have them annex Pakistan, and then China i.e the Mongols kills all the Muslims inside. From there, have them annex Iran. Rinse and repeat the Mongol invasions... now it's just the 'Chinese invasions'.Put everything under total Chinese control and let's resign ourselves to a 100% Chinese dominated world.They, like the Mongols, will kill the filth. They'll control the straits, oil, but thats OK.
>>540114389Offer all Iranian officers 1 million USD to defect. Probably more cost effective than whatever the fuck they're doing right now.
>>540114389nypait was funny when those guys calculated the shadow of an airplane to bomb those insurgents but 4chan does not work for you.
>>540123075Sounds like some berberboon cope desu.
>>540121900>war objective is to always take someone else's shit through violence.First two points is taking Iran's shit.Third is protecting your own shit from Iran.
>>540122376The sand monkeys will believe whatever bullshit excuse the Americans have for it. There's a reason why they stopped escalating early on in the war. They can't handle the heat.
>>540120425Congratulations mister Satan, you have destroyed the country. Millions of innocent civilians are either dead, dying, or displaced from their homes. And the regime is still in place because everything they need is under ground. Have you ever heard about the definition of insanity?
>>540114205Based. Suggestion: Make them more worried about getting their next meal. Start squeezing their infrastructure. Then take out their most irgc aligned policing hqs so they cannot monitor well against the angry masses.
>>540118784>The ELITES don't want you to know this secret TRICK!
>>540123283Ok, but why do you sound like such an evil gay cocksucker?
>>540122053>We would have to be defeated first shitskin.You're already defeated Amerimutt.
>>540114205Perhaps they will tell them to do the wrong thing, as a joke.
>>540114205Try this. Apologize for an illegal war and lthe region.
Americans are great at war because they just bomb the fuck out of everyone and have loads of things. Modern warfare for smaller countries who have typically had to use strange tactics, more pyops and guerrilla warfare are usually a little more creative. The US military is too big to have learned the good stuff, but they can just ask the CIA who regularly bully schizos for years.
