Christians really believe this happened
>>540126506A flood did happen in the middle east and apparently we found parts of the ark in turkey
>>540126506Noah's Ark is actually a rip-off of the much older story of the Atra-Hasishttps://www.livius.org/sources/content/anet/104-106-the-epic-of-atrahasis/
>>540126589Jesus was the messiah right?
>>540126506Yes, but with caveats
grown adults believe that zombies can happen in this reality
>>540126506>denying the obvious 100% historical accuracy of the BibleDenounce the Talmud now, you filthy kike!!!!
>>540126676Probably yeah, Daniel prophecies point directly to him
atheists believe this unironically
>>540126752tell me more about the guy that lived in a whale
>>540126762Both are equally absurd. The dichotomy is just another left vs right grift
>>540126738It has happened. They’re everywhere.
>>540126589>we found parts of the ark in turkeyNope
>>540126506Flooding is normalBuilding a boat to survive a great flood may be normalDoubt they got every species of animal in it but Noah was an animal lover perhaps?Noah had a Farmer's Almanac
>>540126753Not really
>>540126589Where did all the water go?
>>540126506I liked this story as a kid because I liked animals.
>>540126818Jonah never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>>540126506i mean, all of this happened so it's not that big of a stretch
>>540126923Maybe not the Great ArkBut there are boat remnants made of wood that got beached on top of mountains and hills in the Old WorldEvidence of great flooding is 100% accurate100% FACT
>>540127037it evaporated >>540127048based>>540126506why are the two pandas so far away from each other :(
>>540126506
>>540126506Not just Christians.
>>540126506Yes>>540126641bullshit. You're a gay nigger, 100%.>>540126818read about it yourself, lard pants. It was a fish, a big one, not a whale. Jonah 1:17-Jonah 2:10.
>>540127087No verified, ancient wooden boat remnants have ever been found on top of mountains to serve as physical proof of a global deluge.
>>540126923The Durupınar formation>>540126957Picrel, lmao >>540127037The oceans lmao
>>540126506What about holocoast?
>>540127142>It was a fish, a big one, not a whaleStill equally as impossible and made up
>>540127169christkikes are insane fucking liars
>>540127142>bullshitThe parallels are definitely not a coincidence lol
>>540127068you think he could build a boat that can carry that many animals? it was 7 of each clean beast and 2 of each unclean beast iirc. must be 10,000 animals on that fucking thing. the 14 elephants and 14 hippos probably weighed 85 ton alone
>>540127209Sorry bud still a Nope. And vague self fulfilling prophecy or characters made up to fill a gap don't count either
>>540127290.... dunno whare i got 14 from ignore me im an imbecile
>>540127250Always
>>540127037Antarctica.
>>540127226>big fish don't exist
>>540127388Try less strawman next time kiddo
>>540127223Christiana believe that too.
christians will believe anything lmao
>>540127290did you look at the picture i posted? i think you're missing the point
>>540127318Oh aight bet
>>540127466I believe the morning sunalways gonna shine again
>>540127466evolutionists believe they are related to amoebas
>>540126506your ancestor was a retarded fishfrog monkey
>>540127318
>>540127555>>540127601Still a Nope
>>540127596you have a tailbone you fucking retard. why would god do that?
>>540126506Ask your average Christian how the "Holy Bible" came into being.They know shit. Religious people are intellectual cowards, ignorants.
>>540127672Coping kikel
>>540126506Not only it happened, but many societies from Mesopotamia all the way to Aztecs in Americas had their own interprntation of that event. It was the most important event in human history.That's how dinosaurs and certain other species extinct, original continent broke in to 7 different ones, environment changed, human life expectancy collapsed and humans started from the start.If you look at Freemasonic theories about apes turning in to humans and other animals mutating/evolving, none of that was historically recorded by any society, let alone seen. It's all made up and it does not explain anything. Numbers they use like hundreds of millions and billions of years are just pure insanity.First Book of Enoch even explains why the Great Flood happened. You should go to AL and do little research about it, it explains literally everything.
>>540126506It goes beyond belief. It is faith, which is believing in some that is not in your immediate perception or to your immediate utility.Faith Hope and Charity.The greatest of these is CharityBut what would you do without Charity?Anyway be like Dawkins and recognize the philosophy of religion, without being distracted by the corruptions and shortcomings of those who misuse it.
>>540127687That guy spent over a decade pooping his pants and having to be fed by his daughter simply because he saw a guy that tortured a horse and it caused him to lose his mind. Imagine what Noah had to deal on the other hand and he did not broke.
>>540127768Nice self own, lol
>>540126506It did tho
>>540126506That is in the kike part of the Bible. You know the irrelevant section that is only included to put the relevant second book into context.
>>540127037>Where did all the water go?This was at the end of the Ice Age when most of it melted. Are you stupid?
>>540127933What self own, the fact you needed to write out Christ from the ot?
>>540126506Were you there?
>>540128049>What self ownThis one >>540127768>Coping kikelKek
>>540126506everyone whos called noah is a retard
>>540126506>Christians really believe this happenedProtestants aren't Christians. They're golems of the Talmudist. Of course, "Catholics" aren't Christians either. they worship Mary. >inb4 veneration'Hey, I converted and only then did I find the Truth about Catholics. . You guys say more prayers to Mary than to God. You believe Mary can end run around the Judgement of the Lord. You believe that Mary, the "Queen of Heaven", can stop the wrath of God The father Almighty himself. You're Marionist, you worship a goddess. You're not Christian either. This Mary worship started about 200 years ago. Just 500 years ago, the real Christians would burn you pagans
>>540128164You use the masoretic text dumbass
>>540126506Existence of blue whales destroys this. Inb4 fish, no, whales are mamals
>>540128172First season of Fargo was made by a Noah and it was pretty good
>>540127424>scarecrows don't exist
>>540126506Dinosaurs have feathers and beaks, actually. So, every rendering from paleontology is wrong.
>>540128224Are you some retarded Orttho Larper then? Do you think Jesus would have appreciated you spending your time trashing other believers? Yes or no?
Instead of falling for Freemasonic lies, go on AL and start asking questions about the first BOOK OF ENOH and creation. It explains literally everything. Everyone from ancient Greeks to ancient Aztecs were aware of the ancient GIANTS in pre-Great Flood period. Once you came to a possession of that truth, your mind can not unsee it ever again. Only people that know the truth about Noah, Enoh, Seth, Cain and all back to Adam and Eve and their struggle you can truly be red pilled. Period after the Great Flood is also interested, it explains how environment has changed, how races started and how one original language was split in many languages for each ethnicity. Many prophecies of Noah such that children of Ham (Blacks) will be slaves for a certain period of children of Shem (Arab) and Japhet (European) also happened. It really explains everything and cleans all the blue pills that modern humans have been fed by the Freemasons
>>540128270You don't >the Messiah must fulfill specific physical and political prophecies, such as bringing absolute world peace, ending all wars, gathering the Jewish people back to Israel, and rebuilding the Temple.
>>540126931Older story is some guy built a bunch of boats and tied them together and saved all his farm animals and grain. Gets swept into the Persian Gulf gets back and finds out his debtor also survived. He owed a shit ton of money for all those boats.
>>540126506ive been told noahs real name was nuh, it means water, like also in danube.
>>540126506Memeflag.You're a pajeet trying to mock christianity.
>>540128483 >Using the fake prophecies Jews implanted in Jeremiah
>>540126506Growing up is realizing that most adults are just oversized dumb children.And most of them worship an imaginary jewish friend.And they get to vote, and that's why society is hell.
>>540128947>fake propheciesSee? You almost get it
>>540128947Also this idiot:>you can't trust the bibleKek
>>540129004Get what, that kikes rewrote the old testament?
>>540129107This idiot still>you can't trust the bible Lmao
>>540129100You can't trust the masoretic text, you can trust the LXX
>>540129195Still this idiot>you can't trust the bible Lmao
>OP 1 pbtid
>>540126589>in the middle eastThe entire world flooded around the end of the Younger Dryans and was continually assraped by tsunamis in its wake, a single one of which is believed to have killed at least 25% of all humans in what is now England. Doggerland, a country-sized landmass with a population of over 100,000 was completely buried under hundreds of feet of water and sediment. Global sea levels rose by over 400 feet across the board.
>>540126506Vhy are you religious? Ve are not like that in Germany
It did happenIt’s not hard to see how even ducks stick with their mates and know exactly where to go even though they can’t talk like we do
>>540126506>Most “Christians” think about God about an hour a week>most atheists think about God 24/7What causes this phenomenon?
>>540127037into the oceans as you currently know them. water levels were about 450 feet lower before the flood.
>>540127048your dumb ass didn't mind that billions of critters died because they didn't get tickets on le arc?
>>540126506jews do it to. So OP is an Antisemite. Bring your 3year old Girl to the next Synagoge of Satan
>>540129672Death is completely meaningless to Christians in the best way possible because we humans and all other creatures of creation alike are reunited with our creator through it. In order to reunite with God you have to die, it really is that simple.
>>540126506Is a Mesopotamian myth from Gilgamesh Epic, jews as always stole it.
>>540129555how can christkikes be this stupid??
>>540129865Every single civilization that has ever existed on earth except for Egypt (because they deified the flooding of the Nile) has a global flood myth. It didn't come from any culture in particular, EVERYONE has this story completely regardless of never having had any contact with each other. It especially makes no sense for native americans to have this story because they constantly traversed thousands of miles and were extremely mobile compared to the much more sedentary societies elsewhere in those days. They of all people would've known if it was "just le localized flooding lolz" and not "literally the entire world flooded"Every culture also has a nearly identical archetype surrounding this story in that it goes cosmic force/s make people --> people become evil --> cosmic force/s flood the world to reset itIt's the exact same thing, everywhere.
>>540126762Creatio ex nihilo isn't part of the big bang cosmology.
>>540127596South Park fags are the exact same people as Rick and Morty fags, imagine getting your opinions from a cartoon made by kikes
>>540129865>dude, I saw a yube tube vid that said that, like, there's no God, and stuff. Here's some proof. It's a guy on a boat with a single cow, just like Noah's ark, minus all of the other kinds of animals on earth, and all of the rest of the humans, and the boat is 1/1000th the size, and it's a row boat, not an ark.
>>540126589This is the most retarded fucking take. If there was any proof at all it would be held in a museum or exploited around the world. What kind of retard would think something like that exist?
>>540126506Even as a kid I knew that movies were not real... so why would I beleive something that goddamn stupid?
>>540130323>If you don't believe in jewish propaganda you must be an ateistMake me a favor, don't reply to me ever again, and if you can leave the board for today.
>>540126506it literally did. they wouldn't just make it up.
>>540126506Makes perfect sense.https://m.amendez.com/uploads/3/4/0/1/34017395/nas_size_of_the_ark-handout.pdfhttps://www.ldolphin.org/cisflood.html
>>540127679They just call it a tail bone it doesn't mean we had a tail. >>540130114You flip flop> In the beginning nothing existed> Not atoms, quarks, temperature, time, gravity, or even empty space or distance.> Somehow the first thing spontaneously animated into existence for no reason (there can't be a reason because something would have to exist for their to be a reason)> After this happened it never happened again for reasons that can not be explainedIt doesn't make sense. Every supposed explanation is just a diversion where they say: "actually the beginning of time happened even further back than this but we'll talk about this instance instead."If there never was a state of non-existence its impossible to explain how things just always existed without considering divinity. If you allow for divinity it's, for lack of a better term, reality altering magic, anything is possible. Without divinity it's impossible for something to have no beginning. Everything came from something, which makes the beginning of time a scientific impossibility.Atheism never addresses any of this, it's always either a jewish scheme to drive people away from Christ or someone that has a negative experience with someone who was religious and they're rejecting God wholesale as a result. In rare instances some people just find the concept of God too high concept for our relatively tame and mundane modern existence, but they've rarely if ever engaged with the above thoughts at length to realize the atheist explanation for the universe is illogical and God's existence is the only one that makes sense
>>540126589>A flood did happen in the middle eastNo shit, The area is called the Iraqi floodplains for a reason. It floods there all the time. Every civilization that was created around rives have flood myths because flooding is common.
>>540130390The Younger Dryas flooding is extremely well understood now. The question isn't whether or not it happened anymore, it's what actually caused it in the first place. There were several ancient sources who reported that the ark was still resting on top of Mount Ararat. While no non-Christian source reported that the ark itself was there, a surprising number of entirely non-Christian sources recorded that pieces of it did exist and that they were being brought from city to city to show people. This was much more of a novelty thing to them than anything, they either didn't know about or didn't entirely understand what the significance of this thing actually was.
>>540131686>a surprising number of entirely non-Christian sources recorded that pieces of it did exist and that they were being brought from city to city to show people.Such as?
>>540130323The atheism=fedora tipping psyop ruined an entire generation of midwits. I honestly think that if the YouTube atheists had just been normal dudes who made videos and dressed in oxfords and slacks and had normal jobs and families, gamergate and the rest of it never would have happened. An entire see of midwits becoming Christian just because reddit atheists are so cringe.
>>540127113>it evaporated
>>540127250You're omitting Muslims and Kikes in this statement, but otherwise, you're correct. Every religion other than my cult which is about women sitting on my face and then letting me fuck them is wrong and heretical.
>>540131659Every civilization on earth except for Egypt has a global deluge myth wherein one chosen man/family survives on an ark of some kind. It is a universal story, it did not originate anywhere in particular. Egypt is the only outlier because the Nile and its flooding was sacred and directly associated with life itself in their religion, the concept of an apocalyptic global flood would have been extremely disturbing to them and so it was entirely absent. Why do even native americans all have global flood myths despite the fact they were the most mobile civilizations to ever exist in the ancient/medieval world, who constantly traveled thousands of miles and thus would very easily have been able to tell if the flooding was actually world-ending or just localized?
>>540127037Space
>>540131850>Every civilization on earth except for Egypt has a global deluge myth wherein one chosen man/family survives on an ark of some kind.Incorrect
>Zoroastrians had a flood and Jesus-like mythology>monotheistic God split into light and dark halves >tenants are to do good and promote life and positive genuine nature >jews get protected by ancient Persians in their empire, probably the only people jews have stayed with who they didn't fuck over rapidly and actually respected and honored>did they by lending concepts of Persian mysticism over to their Jewish mysticism similar to how Greeks and Egyptians did with each other>clearly these are truths borrowed from even more ancient times far into the future compared to the time when they actually happened>autistic faggot pharisee-tier niggers gotta argue pilpul because the book is their authority rather than God since it represents the monolithic beliefs of their community/church >religious goals changed from pursuing good work and allowing people to follow their path to one of good deeds to arguing about which jew cock to suck hardest and how other people aren't sucking jew cock as hard as you and will be going to jew hell for it>there are people who think this is a white person religion when there was a 100% white religion that jews helped wipe out
>>540126762Big bang is feasible if you believe that black holes absorb stuff in their universe and become a white hole in a smaller universe created when they shoot it out the other side, but that's just a game theory for now.
>>540126506Americripples are fucking retarded
>>540126818Pinnocio's dad?
>>540131747Berossus the Chaldean ca. 3rd century BCHieronymus the Egyptian ca. 3rd century BCMnaseas of Patrae ca. 3rd century BCAbydenus ca. 2nd century BCAlexander Polyhistor ca. 2nd-1st century BCNicolaus of Damassus ca. 1st century BCA few others too, but these are the ones most worth mentioning because they are all entirely non-Abrahamic and because of how specific they are about it. There are many more sources regarding it from Christian and early muslims as well.
>>540127087>got beached on top of mountains and hillsHow do we know it's not just because they got air while doing tricks?
>>540132046People who compare Zoroastrianism to Christianity have absolutely no fundamental understanding of the former whatsoever. Superficially similar themes across religions does not mean one is a progenitor of the other, especially not when these apparent similarities are entirely superficial and the underlying theology bears no resemblance to the comparative religion.
>>540132144Buddy, numerous African, Asian, and Indigenous cultures outside of Mesopotamia and the Near East possess creation or cataclysm narratives that do not involve a chosen family surviving on a boatThe widespread ark-and-deluge motif is heavily concentrated in Mesopotamian-influenced regions (such as the Sumerian Eridu Genesis, the Epic of Gilgamesh, and the biblical account) rather than being universally uniform across every independent earth civilization.
>>540132262Zoroastrianism and Christianity both feature a supreme deity, a cosmic struggle between good and evil, and a final judgment, though they differ fundamentally on salvation through grace versus ethical accounting
>>540132298I'm not even going to bother entertaining you if you're just going to continually deflect and move the goalposts without even actually responding to anything I say
>>540126506Prove that it didn't
>>540131850Try looking up the area where those tribes were from, retard. Even nomadic tribes stayed near rivers because fresh, preferably running water was necessary to live. That's the same reason why civilizations sprang up around rivers.
>>540132363>if you're just going to continually deflect and move the goalpostsI did neither of those things.
>>540132387What does any of this have to do with them continually traveling thousands of miles and thus very easily being able to see the actual extent of flooding and determine whether it was actually localized or some sort of cataclysmic, world ending event like they all describe?
>>540127318>Israeli agrees that Jesus was the Messiah>Fat brainless Americunt comes in to argue with him that the actually wasn't
>>540126506Here it sits on Mt. Ararat
>>540132262I'm ethnically Zoroastrian and have been studying my religion since I was a kid. As far as I can tell kikes ripped it off wholesale and it's just a dirty fanfic jew-worship twist on it. It's narrowed the scope of God and made it so life is about revering and getting raped by him instead of any actual understanding of it, which is why Christianity has made so many offshoots and cults and gnosticism and other garbage shit where as Zoroastrianism has no sufi-like cult or gnostic-like sects because it very openly promoted traveling your own path in respect that you are just an extension of God attempting to purify your experience and the druj of your soul in this cycle. Literally Qtard "trust le plan" tier religion for Qtard tier low IQ faggots.
>>540126506So did your forefathers.
>>540132491>Messiahcoming from the Hebrew word mashiachLmao
>>540132537Nope
>>540132569Your entire problem is that you don't actually understand Christianity then. Have you ever actually read any Catholic/Eastern Orthodox apologia, or any Church Fathers, or any Desert Fathers, or any parts of the catechism, or any general writings of the saints, or ever followed an actual guided reading of the bible rather than attempting to read the single most complex piece of literature ever compiled cover to cover like a storybook?
>>540126506Why are you able to believe all of the matter and energy in the entire universe was once in the same tablespoon of physical space (the singularity), but the idea that ancient cargo ships existed is absurd to you?Are you retarded?
>>540132711>Your entire problem is that you don't actually understand Christianity thenWith over 30k different versions, Christians clearly don't understand it either
>>540132711I don't read anything written by jews ever and I kill anyone around me who does instantly using my White Might. Don't worry I'll get around to reading your Branch Davidian Mormon nonsense later when I need to find some paper to wipe my ass with.
>>540132762I don't care about anything other than Catholicism and Eastern/Oriental Orthodoxy because these are the only Churches with legitimate apostolic succession that have ever existed. We three are separated by schism, we are separated by everyone else (protestants/LDS/JWs and so on) by profound and irreconcilable levels of heresy and blasphemy in their false, perverted theologies that bear absolutely no resemblance to what has been orthodox Christian belief and practice for the last 2,000 years unbroken. One can very easily see Catholicism and Orthodoxy in the first days of Christianity, the same can absolutely not be said for any other denominations.
>>540126506>Posts once >"Yell at this">Leaves thread
>>540132898>I don't care about anything other than Catholicism and Eastern/Oriental Orthodoxy becauseThey are your favorite brands.
>>540132473It's a myth, retard. Ancient people were terrified of flooding because they didn't understand it. One moment everything is fine. The next, their entire village is swept away and half of their people were dead. The didn't know the some snow melted 50 miles away and caused a flood. They though the gods were punishing them or something.
>>540126506I believe something like this happened but not how the Bible explains it and it was more or less an isolated event. There is evidence of global climate disruption around the time of Noah
>>540127037Ai data centers slurped it up
>>540126818it was a big fish
>>540133017for jew
>>540132794The Israelites were literally blonde-haired, blue-eyed Aryans who invaded/mass immigrated to the Levant from Iran and Anatolia about 6,500 years ago. It's not even a larpy bullshit meme anymore, it's genetically documented fact. https://www.livescience.com/63396-ancient-israel-immigration-turkey-iran.htmlJews are Punics ie Canaanites, Phoenicians (same thing), Carthaginians, Edomites, so on. If you'd actually research these cultures you would immediately come to the very disturbing realization that these people have been doing the exact same shit they are now all the way back into the mists of prehistory. The modern (talmudic) jew is essentially the result of the Israelites miscegenating with the Canaanites en masse - which is one of the most grave turning points in the entire bible - combined with exposure to Babylonian demonology during the captivity period, syncretized with their primordial Saturnian mystery schools from Canaan/Carthage. God literally blessed Phinehas for murdering an Israelite-Canaanite couple.
>>540127879That's a myth. He had dementia
>>540126818Or he’s wondering why someone would harpoon a man before throwing him out of a boat
>>540128947Holy BASED! This nigga gets it!
>>540132724>the idea that ancient cargo ships existed is absurd to you?No evidence for a global flood. No evidence we're all descended from three brothers.
>>540126506Boat's full, OP
>>540132624Yeah words come from older words
>>540132425>accused of deflecting>”I didn’t do either of those things”>continues to deflect
And...the nordics marvel characters
>>540133441The Younger Dryas flooding which raised global sea levels by over 400 feet and spawned a wave of massive, practically apocalyptic tsunamis is extremely well understood now. Again the question is not whether or not this happened, it is what caused it to happen in the first place. This is the very event that sank all of Doggerland under the ocean. I really don't think people realize just how insane of a difference a 400 foot rise actually makes.
>>540133618You're almost there duder!>>540133665>can't back up claims Kek
>>540133698Nigger. You dumb fucking nigger. The Bible says the entire EARTH was submerged under 40 feet of water. Not 'Lol there was tsunamis.'
>>540133698>The Younger Dryas flooding which raised global sea levels by over 400 feet and spawned a wave of massive, practically apocalyptic tsunamis is extremely well understood nowThe narrative that a single, apocalyptic Younger Dryas flood raised global sea levels by over 400 feet overnight and caused global tsunamis is a popular pseudoscientific myth, not established science.
>>540133757I’m not the person you were arguing with, moron.
>>540133757>people said the ark was still on mt ararat>>who said that?>all of these people and more>>well what about the cultures that don't have a family surviving on an ark in their myths huh???1??You replied with a complete non sequitur and are now accusing me of not backing up my claims despite immediately doing exactly that with several different sources
>>540133441There is evidence all over the world of local flooding. There is evidence in North America of a massive continent wide flood displacing vast amounts of soil from the East Coast to Arizona.The scientific evidence for flooding is there, we disagree about when the floods happened. And neither of us, nor your scientists were there to witness it. But the people who were there to witness it told their children who wrote it down. There are 200 different oral or written accounts of this event from practically every culture that has a record of the past.So we have all the scientific and eye witness testimony we need to believe1. A big flood happened.2. Some guy built a boat and saved his family and a bunch of animals.You don't believe it because you're a faggot.
>>540133877Yet you're parroting his claims, and like him, are unable to back them.Moron.
>>540129865The Hebrews were Mesopotamian. The "Apiru" were an itinerant underclass of criminals, theives, conmen, escaped slaves, merchants, etc who would travel between villages because they were constantly getting banished. All of the Mesopotamian stuff and Abraham and all of that comes from the apiru/Hebrew. Moses and monotheism comes from Egypt, where the Israelites came from.There was never an ancient unified Kingdom, that was just a post-exile retcon. The Israelites and Hebrews were two completely different groups of people whi ended up establishing rival kingdoms next to each other.
>>540133935>>people said the ark was still on mt araratWhat people? Are they credible?>You replied with a complete non sequiturWhat non sequitur?It seems you like to use words you don't understand when you're threatened or cornered.
>>540132061Why do people jump the shark when it comes to cosmology like this? Just do the loop quantum gravity explanation and say things can't be divided infinitely. Much simpler and easier to believe
>>540133955>local flooding.Oh my gosh, local flooding is not the same as THE ENTIRE EARTH BEING SUBMERGED UNDERWATER. Are you fucking retarded? Also I love how you conveniently dodged the Shem, Ham, And Japheth problem.
>>540133965Idk what you two are bickering about, it was just humorous you did resort to deflecting his claim rather than ignore or explain how you didn’t deflect the claim. Doesn’t mean he’s right.
>>540133832Where does it say that?>>540133855No it isn't retard. The Younger Dryas impact hypothesis (and its often associated civilizational reset theory, think Graham Hancock) is considered currently unsubstantiated, and that is the extent of what you're referring to. The 400 foot figure is scientifically accurate.
>>540133552The waters are rising brother.
>>540134054I literally told you right here retard >>540132144 and then you immediately deflected away from it. The way you converse is profoundly judaic and I'm not entertaining this.
>>540134099>explain how you didn’t deflect the claimLook up burden of proof. >>540134123>No it isn't retardSure is, while it is true that global sea levels rose by roughly 400 feet (120 meters) following the Last Glacial Maximum, this was a gradual process spanning over 10,000 years, rather than a single sudden event.
>>540134094You dodged being a faggot. Admit to being a faggot and I'll defend the other claims.
>>540134203>I literally told you right hereTold me what exactly?
>>540134123>Where does it say that?>17 For forty days the flood kept coming on the earth, and as the waters increased they lifted the ark high above the earth. 18 The waters rose and increased greatly on the earth, and the ark floated on the surface of the water. 19 They rose greatly on the earth, and all the high mountains under the entire heavens were covered. 20 The waters rose and covered the mountains to a depth of more than fifteen cubits.Fucking pathetic. Fuck you.
>>540134205This is a Mongolian basket weaving forum, I don’t care about burden of proof. Just leave or continue bickering.
>>540134094I love how you faggots always, without fail, just deflect to "well ok yeah there was a massive deluge event where global sea levels rose by 400 feet, BUT LE ENTIRE WORLD WASN'T COMPLETELY COVERED IN WATER SO IT DOESNT COUNT"No amount of evidence we present you with will ever be sufficient because you just don't /want/ to change your mind, and nobody can help you with that.
>>540126506>Christians really believe this happenedWhy shouldn't they? Jesus told them it happened. Of all the bs in the OT that JC had to fulfill to make true, this was not one of them. There was a Noah, he saw it waters rising and had an idea to make a mobile farm and family vehicle to save everything and it worked and it made him a legend. Good for him and good for anyone that prepares for when shtf.
>>540134281>I don’t care about burden of proofI know, have a nice day :^)
>>540134267Where exactly in that does it say it rose by 40 feet? I'm missing something here apparently.
>>540134302>>540134267This is a direct fucking quote from your book faggot.
>>540134329Likewise, just remember you didn’t win.
>>540134380>LikewiseThanks :^)
>>540134341Oh my god you are a fucking drooling retard. Probably a nigger with how subatomic your iq is>The waters rose and covered the mountains to a depth of more than fifteen cubits.A direct quote from genesis
>>540134302>where global sea levels rose by 400 feet,Gradually, not in a single event, like you seem to think
>>540134360You cannot convince someone they're wrong, when their lifestyle of sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass requires they believe they're right.Enjoy your pozz parties faggot.
>>540127068Whats the asteroid coming down in the top center of the sun
>>540134496I accept your surrender christkike.
>>540129484"Even demons believe—and shudder." (from Epistle of James)
>>540134534You do not care about truth, or scientific evidebce, or historical evidence.You just want to justify your lifestyle.
>>540134615>You do not care about my opinions about scientific evidebce, or historical evidenceFtfy
>>540134414I'm pulling your chain. The reality is that neither Catholicism nor Eastern Orthodoxy hold dogmatic views regarding the specifics of the flood. It is exceptionally clear that a catastrophic deluge event did occur around the Younger Dryas. If you pay attention to the rest of the bible you will discover very quickly that hyperbole is innate to Hebrew/Aramaic/the other languages from that region. We are not required to believe that literally the entire world, mountains and all, was submerged under water like that. To me it is a pretty basic case of hyperbole being used to say "and there was a really really fucking big amount of water".
>>540134615>You do not care about truth, or scientific evidebce, or historical evidence.And the christkike mimics his masters, crying out in pain as he strikes you. Accusing you of the very thing he's doing.
>>540134675>I'm pulling your chainNot really. You legitimately didn't know. No need to try and lie about it lol
>>540134675>We are not required to believe that literally the entire world, mountains and all, was submerged under water like that.Holy fuck what are these mental gymnastics??? If it's not true why do you believe anything the bible says???
>>540134675>. It is exceptionally clear that a catastrophic deluge event did occur around the Younger DryasWhich was regional proglacial outburst events rather than a singular, worldwide "catastrophic deluge" or global flood.
>>540134671Tell me you're a faggot, without telling me you're a faggot.
>>540126506>Christians really believe this happenedGods not real supernatural is baseless there is no afterlife and atheists ate better than the rest
>>540134829No need to project because you're feelings are hurt
>>540134860>you'reYour
The alternative is being a gaytheist who believes that nothing created something and life came from volcano cum, which spawned his grandpa, a fish with feet.
>>540134725You've never denied being a faggot. Just admit it. You don't like the Bible, not because of Noah's ark, but because it condemns your lifestyle.
>>540134928>You've never denied being a faggot. Just admit it.It's amazing how these clowns act exactly like the faggots they claim you are
>Christians believe this happened Atheist are retarded and don't take the claim of God seriously. >God according to atheist >Created the entire universe defying entropy >created the laws of physics >Created all the planets and cosmic bodies >Created all life >Incapable of getting a bunch of animals on a boatBeing the creator means being able to do anything, getting animals on a boat is peanuts.
>>540134808Orthodox Christianity (Catholicism/Eastern Orthodoxy/Oriental Orthodoxy) literally has 2,000 years worth of the most autistically scholastic and exhaustive apologia imaginable that explain why we believe what we do and that answers any question you could possibly have to its most extant possible logical conclusion by dozens if not hundreds of authoritative Church figures. If you actually want to learn about Christianity then read the catechism, read the Church Fathers, read the Desert Fathers, read the writings of the other saints, read the writings of the popes, read the ecumenical councils, and so on. Stop seeking answers from unqualified randoms on 4chongz. But you don't actually care about the truth, about knowing what the (actual, orthodox) Christian faith is, and that is the entire problem. I can lead you to all of this inexhaustible material but I can't make you read it if your heart is already cemented.
>>540126506That's nothing, atheist belive niggers can turn in to humans, man can become pregnant and women are good political leaders.Compared to this Ark don't seem like nothing Elon wouldn't do for shit and giggles.
>>540135072You've already admitted you don't believe the first book of your own Bible. Debates over man.
>>540135001You still haven't denied being a faggot. Just admit it. You aren't ashamed of your lifestyle are you, anon?
>>540126506The Ark is the moon. It's a hollow spaceship.
>>540135298>You still haven't denied being a faggot. Just admit itYou've yet to prove I am one that's beyond your hurt feelings Grow up kiddo
>>540135346Any straight person would deny it.Any faggot with pride would admit it.You're ashamed of being what you are. You aren't fooling anyone. We all know you're a faggot who is only here to justify your lifestyle.
>>540135468Come back when you're 18 and understand what burden of proof means
>>540126506Christians genuinely don't know what oil is and that's hilarious
>>540126506Scripture based religions are incredibly stupid.
>>540135531The scientific evidence for flooding supports the claims in the Bible. The historical eye witness testimony from every source we have supports humans witnessed and survived a massive flood. As far as proof exists it supports the basic facts of the Biblical account.But you will never admit this because you're a faggot.
>>540126506Literally every ancient civilization with a historical record that goes back a few thousand years mentions a great flood.
>>540135703Again,>>540135531>Come back when you're 18 and understand what burden of proof means
>>540126589>we>ark in TurkeyYou mean just Josephus? There are no records about it besides him you lying kikeHe had no proof of it. Ofcourse kikes will still lie about it just like he did
>>540126506Sciencefags believe all mater came from an impossibly small singular point where time and causality couldn’t exist and yet did because something had to cause the Big Bang yet nothing could have caused it because nothing existed before then in infinite time in order to act upon that matter to cause the Big Bang.Lower your fucking tone until you krauts learn how to win a fucking war.
>>540135781There is no amount of evidence that would ever convince you to stop sucking dick. You're a complete degenerate faggot pretending to care about science.
>>540135907>boohooLmao
>>540135264That isn't at all what I said and again you're just demonstrating that you don't actually care about any of this, you're just talking to yourself about how you hate Christianity. It's not even a conversation.
>>540135703>(((The scientific evidence for flooding supports the claims in the Torah and other jewish fairytales)))Thanks for letting me know Shlomo
>>540135974>That isn't at all what I saidIt is when you get to decide what is and isn't literal Vs. hyperbole
>>540135937I'll take this as your confession to being a faggot.Here faggot, have a reward.
>>540136023Not a jew.See how easy it is to deny things?
>>540136295>boohoo intensifies Hahaha
>>540136361>doesn't deny being a faggot LMAO
>>540136371
>>540136427>still doesn't deny being a faggot lel
>>540136361>not a jew Denounce the Torah then
>>540136403
I can believe there were crazy floods but I cant believe we were all put here to serve Jews
>>540136494I denounce the Talmud. Torah is based.
>>540136504>still doesn't deny being a faggotKek
>>540136561Yes, you're triggered because you are a faggot. No one cares.
>>540136561>>still doesn't deny being a faggot>>540136646>YesFaggot confirmed thenDone and done :^)
>>540136545
And so Chud build a mighty board, with two of every meme, one male and one tranny
>>540136674Nope, I am not gay.See how easy it is to say?Now your turn.
>>540136789>Nope, I am not gay.Thays exactly what a faggot in denial would say. Faggot confirmed
>>540136687Yeah, based. Love the Torah.
>>540126589>we found da ark!!!!>it’s literally a rock
>>540136545The Torah is not the KJV Bible.
>>540136869
>>540126506What idiot would put grown adult animals in their enclosed boat space. They obviously took infants and eggs. The Ark dimensions show it could hold roughly 150k animals. There are way less than 150k kinds of animals.
>>540136813Still not gay. Are you hitting on me? I'm not into faggots.
>>540136931>no that semitic version is wrong my other semitic version is good
>>540136931I'm not KJV only, Ahmed.
>>540135551Oil can be created in an instant by God, without the process that apparently would have had to take place, over time, having actually happened. Just like you can boot up a simulation of a tree, and have a virtual avatar cut the virtual tree down, and count the virtual rings, and assign a year to each virtual ring. This doesn't mean that the time actually had to pass. Fossils with apparent age can be created by God. Universes with apparent age can be created by God, without the actual duration of time having taken place.
>>540136507There's nothing in the bible that says you have to serve jews. The second person of the Godhead said the opposite, picrel. Rabbi means master, by the way. You people are just such low quality, profane beings. You speak about things which you have no clue about. the very most important things, even.
>>540137014>Still not gay>still in denialHahaha
>>540137753You're triggered.
>>540137589And yet Christians always serve Jews without fail. I cant afford to be a golem so I'll pass.
>>540138374Protestants*. Catholics and Orthobros kept them in check for more than a thousand years. Jews created Protestantism to divide and conquer.
>>540136974How did Noah get Kangaroos to swim to Australia?
>>540138549Don't know about the Orthodox but the Catholics here are still 100% on the white replacement train. Churches are on the front lines when it comes to settling invaders. Whatever tiny thing they did to Jews in the past is nothig compared to what they're doing now.
>>540138989Two thousand years of Italians being Catholic. A decade of your EU politicians mass importing migrants. And you conclude it's a Catholic problem and not the foreign elite flooding your country with foreigners?Really?
It did happen but not on the scale of the biblical story...
>>540127037Firmament and glaciers
>>540139219Wrong flag>you conclude it's a Catholic problem and not the foreign elite flooding your country with foreigners?It's both. Churches are dying, the only way they stay open is by mass importing Christians from nonwhite countries. Because black people are always religious they'd rather flip a coin on whether a fresh off the boat cannibal is Christian or Muslim rather than trust whites to come back.
I believe this part though
>>540138108>doesn't deny being in denial Typical faggot
>>540139566If the churches can’t even mildly advocate for us as human beings with dignity, and that’s the only way they can survive, they need to just wither and go. It’s nothing more than a grift apparently
>>540139725I already denied it multiple times. Stay triggered.
>>540140174>admits to being on denial
>>540128404the bible as we use it today acknowledges giants (nephilim) - that's what the beings were that God told the ancient israelis to wipe out - men women & children, not even taking their treaure - the nephilim were barbaric demons
>>540126506So did all the Pagans around the world.
>>540127687>Listening to a German about Religion I just won't do it.
>>540126506it happened
>>540126506Epsteins Island basically did the same thing
>>540142002Your a VPN user. Nobody in Japan is religious
>>540126506It really happened but instead of all of the animals getting on one tiny boat they used your mother’s busted cooter instead.
every jewish story just seems to be a more preposterous version of someone elses story, of which the flood story is among the stupidest. some penguin walked 5000 miles to get on a boat? 8 zookeepers for 15,000 animals? cmon noweverything jews did, someone else already did better. for me, its the greeks. their flood survivors are deucalion and pyrrhahttps://youtu.be/WjGKFHQkO98?t=469the deucalion and pyrrha story provides a story of where white people came from, and how stinky brown mud people tried to emulate everything they did, inferior in every way.
>>540126753Daniel was written centuries after the fact imbecile
>>540139678you think jews tried to stop jews from spreading the jew god to the nations in order to supplant their gods? lol... lmaomore like sponsored it and facilitated it every single step of the way
>>540126506>modern cargo ships are built in the same dimensions
>>540127114>its just a metaphor brosatanic garbage
>>540126506so do muslims and jewswhy didnt you mention them?
>>540143295its called jewish backdating. it usually goes something like:>yo its me Sir Daniel homie, finna writin that good shit bouta habs me dat gibs in ye olde 13th centuryand jews; christcucks; npcs in general will be like: i believe it
>>540143026The Chaldean account of Genesis predates the Bible and Jews. Abraham was from Ur of the Chaldees. We have their records discovered in Mosul Iraq in the 1800s. There's a section of the Chaldean account that is word for word what is in the Bible except for the names of Noah and his family being different. What happens before and after the flood is vaguely similar, but the actual ark story is pretty obviously a copy paste from the Chaldeans.
>>540143786and who is the patron deity of Ur?
>>540143855They had multiple mythologies. The Epic of Gilgamesh for example was found in the same library as the Chaldean account of Genesis.
>>540143930answer the question
>>540126589kill yourself fucking paedophile kike
>>540126506a few thousand years ago a guy that lived area prone to flooding built a raft just in case. when he got flooded out again some animals swam up to his raft. add stereotypical jew exaggeration to the story with each retelling and now here we are.
>>540126506We've been celebrating the deluge way before Christianity, it was dedicated to Aphrodite and symbolised the cleansing from corruption and rebirth brought by the cataclysm, it's our biggest national festival and celebrated continuously since antiquity.
>>540144229based
>>540127806The flood is still relevant even today, as the disembodied spirits of the Nephilim are still among us. Hell, the Rothschilds are probably host to them. These spirits yearn for an earthly vessel so that they can try to forestall the Day of the Lord (they cannot).
>>540129865The Mesopotamian myth is just that, a myth. A counterfeit story of the truth, just like every other flood myth.
>>540130390>Why wouldn't the rulers of this world who are opposed to the truth put evidence of the truth in places for all to see?gee it's a real mystery
