Iran has no cards
>>540129337Doesn't matter that US could easily defeat Iran.The question is whether they're going to do it or not.
>we could easily win but we just bever want to win
>>540129337>tina toonDid ben garrison troon out?
>>540129337Why should I hate iran? Iranians aren’t sending millions of expats here to take advantage of social programs made for Americans, scamming, using ethnic nepotism, etc
>>540129337LMAO. When's this clown going to the front? I wanna see him getting droned.
>>540129337>Iran choosing to fight for moral conviction and faith in their god>trump gambling everyone else's wealth and safety
>>540129671Why doesn't russia want to win?
>>540129337we have always wanted to go to war with iran and everyone was asking for it to happenit definitely didn't just randomly happen
>>540129793They want to nuke you?
>>540129337Don't forget, when you lose all your money, they casino gives out loans.
>>5401293372 more weeks and Trump will take the gloves off
>>540129822Don't know. They're currently slowly taking land, but they could definitely just bomb all of Ukraine's strategic assets into the stone age.They've proven as much with their recent missile strikes on critical logistical infastructure.
Unfunny dementia-tier shit.Also, why the need for the description at the bottom?
>>540129671We won like 20 times according to ZOGnald. Strait still isn’t open though.
>>540129920Its the jews fault because they keep antagonizing iran, the middle east would be fine if not for israel and none of their sand monkey squabbles would be our problem
>>540129920Proof you little shill?
>>540129337Iran has all the cards and America none, they will control strait of Hormuz eventually, US will even pay them reparations via intermediaries for them to agree to this
>>540129920>want to nuke you?Buying that lie like all the other past lies to justify a war of first aggression? If we where really worried about a nuke why tear up an international negotiated accord? It had top g5 counties involved and works oversight. Yet no... Trump just shit canned it to shit can it..Now here we are, losing world power due to Israel getting idle brained Trump to got to war. Gas prices up... No end in sight war wise... Billions being spent. Realistically, we've already lost. Iran might be getting a pyrrhic victory but at this rate so are we if we do ground troops or spend billions more... Everyone will claim they won and everything still sucks
>>540129337Why did they explain the joke with the bottomtext?
>>540129337it's funny because this comic is depicting something muslims agree with 100%.having God with you is enough.
Ben is a zionist boomer MIGAcuckJust neoconslop now even though he used to pretend to be libertarian-minded against pointless warsThe MIGA cult has led so many MFers into neocon zioslop sunken cost fallacy
The old Ben would’ve been pro-Thomas Massie and critical of TrumpNow he’s just another boomer migger
>>540130019>I can fuck a victoria secret model>I just don't want toNice cope.
>>540130737Your country fully supports Israel and America though. Most muslims side with America and Israel
>>540130703>>540130046You should be grateful there is only a bottom description, in old Zyklon Ben you'd get "tokens", "table", "chair", "map of the strait of hormussy", "mountains in the background", "beaten ayatollah" on top of it.
>>540130779The one good thing about this war is that it shined a light on who is a grifter golem who never had any convictions.
>>540129337Had to settle for a knockoff Ben. Pathetic.
>>540129337Trumps cards are all jokers
>>540129495TACOACKCHOMO TRUMPOHHH NO NO NO
>ha ha, we sneak attacked a country for no reason then demanded unconditional surrender, they have no cards!pure evil
Lol that's great
I also assume the cards are all facing outwards
>>540129337>Tina ToonDid Ben Garrison troon out or something?
>>540129337Strait status?
>>540130909
>>540129822It's a jewish meat grinder for good goys.
>ben garrison is a pro war boomer zionistthere are too many insane whites and they all reinforce each other's collective delusions. zero thoughts head empty.
>All in with humiliated Pvt. Tyrone Sanchez, untrustworthy allies and my depleting missile stock
>>540129495This.I want trump to quit talking about it and just bomb their power plants.They are actively trying to destroy our power infrastructure, so fuck them.
>>540129759I thought that was common knowledge.
>>540129337fake.
>>540129671Our Neighbours ought to have learned from our Esteemed Leader Justin Trudeau (PBUH)>when you kill your enemies, they winHe was right.
>>540129495>Only peace can happen when community is homogenous. These retards think they can copy something they did with 2 peoples a long time ago with the entire globe today.
>>540129671Unirronically yes.We have so much shit we could hit them with that would absolutely destroy life in Iran, but we never do because we always think we can negotiate with these lunatics.Iran doesnt want a deal, they want to kill us.We need to kill them
>>540131388even if they copy it - it will be a planet of poop niggers and pedo jews - like woah great planet jews. eventually it will be jeets posing as jews lording themselves over other jeets as they rape poop children. holy shit shlomo goldberg is a fucking genius
>>540129793They hate you for not being Muslim in the same way they are.They dont live in a normal country, they live in a religious theocracy.Everything they do is in accordance with religious law and that law states that all non-muslims must convert or die.They will never live in peace with you.They have had 50 years to choose peace, but they have chosen war at every opportunity. They will come for you eventually one way or another
>>540130566Never
>>540130642Irans first act as a nation was an act of war against us
>>540129337And now I ask you, how are we not like Russia Large land mass, resource rich countries, stupid population who think we're the greatest country on earth, never traveled anywhere else, speak only one language, ruled by jewish oligarchs siphoning money off us.Except instead of tatars and importing mudslimes. We have niggers and importing beaners. Neat.
>>540131695Grandpa you're thinking of Saudi Arabia not Iran. Take your meds and get a nap.
>>540131174Lol this is great too look at him sssssuck
>>540130737And this delusional insanity is why you all need to be killed for the good of humanity.When your religion tells you that it is morally good for you to drive a car through a crowd of people and then jump out and start hacking at random people with a machete until you are shot by police, then it is not a religion, it is a menace and danger to humanity.Violence can only be met with violence.Islam must be destroyed.
>>540131695I'm one million times more likely to be killed by some shitskin my country is importing to suppress my wages and replace me, than by some iranian with a drone half the world away. You're a fucking retard, kike.
>>540131805That's how we know they're a real GNone of this performative DTA durka durka shit while still taking gibs from USA nonsense
Lol he has to close his eyes. This man was a great loli hentai artist in another life
>>540131971Iran has been conducting attacks against the US uninterrupted for 50 years.
>>540129337is this really new? Kek, this whole "Iran is weak! We can beat them in 2 days!" narrative was pathetic 5 months ago.
>>540129337>strategic defeatstrategic defeat
>>540131422That's incredibly funny you say that considering how the ceasefire went
>>540129337The only reason things are as stable as they are is because Iran is still fully aware they have the longshot potential for negotiations. As soon as that goes, they really have no reason to hold back:>Proven ability to land precision strikes on US military bases all throughout the region and parts beyond>Proven ability to strike as far as Israel and penetrate the impenetrable Iron Dome, landing accurate strikes on known military targets>Proven resources capable of backing up their threats on the Strait, have already caused immense economic repercussions on a global scaleIf they lose their ability for a diplomatic resolution, and the Orange Nigger decides to try to obliterate Iran, they will strike every oil refinery and drilling site in the Middle East, all oil tankers they can reach, and a total barrage on Israel with every tool they are capable of firing at once. The death toll for God's Chosen People will be immense, the cost of oil will spike out of control for at least a few years, but more importantly the petrodollar will be impacted brutally. The entire US economy is propped up by the petrodollar at this point, as the US is outright incinerating its soft power and diplomatic currency by way of having a retard in the Presidential seat. They unironically hold more cards than anyone else, and the only things the US can do are either surrender (Art of the Deal) or escalate (global economic collapse). Even if they can't "win" by way of K/D ratio, they will achieve their strategic objectives while the US fails to meet any of its objectives on a sliding scale based on choice.
>>540129822>Pivots to le Russia in a transparent attempt at deflection
>>540129920Source your claims you Israeli cunt.
>>540131695Yeah but they aren’t making life worse for the average American the same way jews and jeets do, the muslims we need to start killing are the ones that are invading our country like in Dearborn Michigan
>Boomer copeIran is not playing poker like Trump, Iran is playing chess.
>>540131315Sry not happening. China said no to our requests for tungsten and rare earths to make more patriot missles and THAAD interceptors. The boomers gave our manufacturing to China in exchange for us also giving them nuclear icmb tech.Now the United States requires CCP approval to make our own weapons.
>>540132176You mean the part where we agreed to stop bombing them in exchange for them leaving the strait alone? And then they didnt do that so we went back to bombing them? And now they're asking us to stop again?Or, if youre trying to talk shit about trump pulling punches, I actually agree.I want trump to stop threatening to blow up power plants and actually go blow up power plants.I want us to destroy all vestiges of modern civilization in Iran.
>>540132533The problem with iran is the way they actively engage with other groups throughout the world.Every terror cell in every western nation is funded by iran.The groups shuttling muslims into western countries are funded by iran.Iran is constantly engaging in soft power activities all over the world to subvert the west.
>>540132065Yes, existing and having allies but no nuclear weapons is a great insult to USrael. If only they had the wisdom of the Kims.
>>540129337Iran has PEOPLE, willing to sacrifice.
It's the opposite. The US-Israel terror empire, that also carried out the attack on Manhattan, got nothing for their terror against the Iranian people. Iran wiped the floor with the US military. The empire has no cards.
>>540133042No I'm talking about the naked play the US keeps doing where they ask for ceasefires to rearm and "reset" the conflict so that Trump doesn't have to deal with the checks and balances on his obvious market manipulation war.The ceasefire agreement clearly said that Isreal needed to stop their war effort in Lebanon. They didn't, which means that Iran went back to blocking the strait like they said they would.It's insane that the US is completely beholdent to a tiny Jewish nation like that
>>540129822Because Zelenskyy is kidnapping the Hungarian, Polish and Russian diaspora population of that region to fuel the greatest ethnic cleansing in recent memory. Once that's done, Israel takes over and we get a bunch of kikes in a heavily armed state in the middle of Europe. This is all built on a massive propaganda campaign in which that jew piece of shit is a hero. If the Russians go in guns blazing, they are murdering the only people who can remove Zelenskyy and hang him from a flagpole without it triggering WW3.Fucking dumbass.
>>540129920proofs?
>>540129337
>>540131422Such a MIGA faggot.There’s absolutely nothing for the U.S. in this conflict.You’re a golem for pissrael. Your reward for sacrificing American lives in Iran? Pissrael gets to exterminate the Palestinians and then rob more land from their neighbours. What a prize!You’re a slave and you’re thumping your chest to try to pretend that this is your own nations great endeavour. It’s not. You’re being fed into a war by a parasite that hates you almost as much as its enemy.
>>540131422I smell another 5 dryer lint fires a' coming
>>540131422Go enlist and die for Israel.
Imagine Putin and his oligarchs were bombed away. Maybe Russia would take off the glacé gloves like Iran did, and Russia would not let the military fight for real and the minor conflict would be won. Probably the US-Israel empire and the European vassal governments, will not go after Putin and his oligarchs for exactly this reason.
>>540129337Are Ben's "readers" so retarded that he is forced to point out the card joke?
>>540129337All-ACK!!!
>>540129337>imagine still shilling for orange cuckeven ptg has the decency to die
>>540133785would let the military fight for real*(The Russian army was in Kiev already, but Putin was deceived by his Western partners for the 5 millionth time, Minsk II taught Putin no lesson, and the Russian army withdrew from Kiev.)
>>540129822they are taking groundhow bout (You) :^)
>>540131695>They hate you for not being Muslim in the same way they are.They can’t come here unless some kike opens the gate, so I only have to care about what they hate if some kike decides to inflict them on me>They dont live in a normal country, they live in a religious theocracy.Ok, I would be behind getting rid of that, but that’s not the reason for this war and isn’t the goal>Everything they do is in accordance with religious law and that law states that all non-muslims must convert or die.Again, behind a gate, outside of my lands they can do whatever they want, I don’t care>They will never live in peace with you. They have had 50 years to choose peace, but they have chosen war at every opportunity.They have chosen to defend innocents in the ME from kike thieves robbing their homes from them. In the future we will all be begging for a defender, such as the Iranians, to stop subhuman kike rats from exterminating us>They will come for you eventually one way or anotherNo. There’s only one way they can ever threaten us; through the western internationalist kike. I really can’t see how anyone sides against Iran in this. They’re clearly the side with the most legitimacy.
>>540130835But they just recently proved they can stick the dick in the model's mouth(Odessa).
>>540130872>Most muslims side with America and IsraelArabs living in the middle east is a minority in the muslim world though
>>540132065There has never been one successful Iranian sponsored terror attack. They’ve all been sunni islamic attacks sponsored by saudi or the taliban or isis.
>>540131422>Iran doesnt want a deal, they want to kill us.Every accusation is a confession. Globohomo was tbe one that murdered 4 Iranian diplomats after luring them out promising negotiations.
>Iran has no cardsIran still has nuclear material, control of the Strait of Hormuz, and the IRGC is still in power.
The US has used two thirds of their tomahawk interceptors in just 5 months.They cost 4 million USD each and it takes years to restock.
>>540131805Fucking 60 years ago.
>>540134047How dare you slander Second Greatest Ally!!
>>540134092The whole world is hoping Iran just nukes up already so that they can continue funding hamas and hezbollah in their, and the worlds, fight against the kikes of pissrael.
there's no winning for america. winning is iraq 2.0. out with saddam, in with iran's proxies. and if they remove the mullahs from iran, they'd get mojahedin-e-khalq who will make them yearn for the days of the "moderate" mullahs.either way, the american-israeli alliance is fucked.
>>540134092Hi, I am Ben Garrison, the cartoonist who drew what you are commenting on. Thank you for pointing out my mistake. I always try to make the most accurate and truthful political cartoons, so I really want you to know I take this stuff seriously. I will be issuing a retraction on my website, and I will post a new cartoon depicting Iran's position more accurately. Please follow my website for the latest updates.
>>540134301Also, add a crying statue of liberty. I know that's not your gimmick, but it's appropriate. Also, the cards should be UNO, according to Don himself.
>>540130872we are controlled by zog through the US. most if not all of the countries in the area are. >>540131996it doesn't tell us that though
>>540134419Sorry, but that's a signature character in The Onion's political satire. I may be a crazy retard person, but I don't plagiarize!
>>540129671We could. It'd require leveling their population centers and committing genuine atrocities. It would also cost us 10s of thousands of ground troops and severely tax our mismanaged arsenal. But we could do it. It would just be a bafflingly bad choice, there's zero reason to do it, and this dick half in method does nothing but make life worse for everyone on earth except for the kikes that orchestrated it.>>540131422This guy's a fed faggot.
>>540129337Ben is a massive faggot and a literal propagandist. You think with all the dickriding he's done his entire career he'd like gay guys, kek.
that's fucking mad that he still believes in trump
>>540129671>IranA prolonged conflict can be a workaround for genocide.Israel keeps restarting the war and the USA taking damage is not good optics. People need to have tighter analytical skills. If YOU can plot against someone, they either can't fully control you, don't care or secretly approve of what you're doing.My guess is that Trump wanted to pull a north korea, because shutting down globalism and leaving regional stability is his aim. He has delayed globalism for 10 years now. It would be completely fucking pointless to be in this position otherwise. The taco "trump always chickens out" is a sabotaging of Trumps kayfabe, as him being "crazy" was part of the tactical pressure required to win battles without shooting. When Iran backed down, I would imagine Trump would go into charm diplomacy mode. Israel assassinated Iranian leadership and forced Iran to retaliate. This resulted in US "allies" in the region being defeated in a conventional war, the biggest loser being Israel. The situation also called the USA's bluff and the USA now has to be insanely violent to rebuild it's reputation of violent stupidity. Trump almost certainly knows what everyone else knows. NATO not wanting to join a war they desperately want the USA to fight can because of the precedent of assassination that moronic Israel set. NATO may also want to use this to oust Trump as a "crazed dictator". Dems have made attempts to present anti-Israel sentiment as being a left thing the Nazis apparently didn't have until "coming round". >RussiaThey clearly don't want to go there.
>>540134833He doesn't he's just homosexual
>>540129671true cuz we won against japan by using nukes and now we choose not to use nukes cuz muh optics.
>>540135098Nuke Iran and China is going to force you to nuke Taiwan as well. Just properly scuttle the global economy and maybe kick off WWIII. There's no scenario where you open hormussy by lobbing WMDs.
>>540134915You twist yourself into knots to pretend Trump is a mastermind who got unlucky once.
>>540129822Because it's fighting NATO, which is politically unpopular, but powerful still.Winning would require obliterating international well defended targets and wiping out entire dynasties and strata of compounding corruption. People, even people who hate NATO will enlist if they seem genuinely under attack.Ukraine is also a continuation of the Arab spring proxy wars in the later stages, where direct military action is unpopular and thus, you need to come up with more elaborate bs. NATO has an entire enslaved population to throw at Russia which is thus one of the major destinations from Ukrainian refugees and one of the only countries in the region accepting male refugees (hence genocide accusations at the EU/UK). As the separatists already voted to join Russia, the Russian military is directly involved now and merely needs to sit. West Ukraine has been locked out of NATO and the EU for the duration of the war under a war duration dictatorship. It's clearly a NATO asset but direct involvement is still a "secret". The players involved are all very powerful, and Ukraine has a large, highly experienced and well trained and well equipped army that now PROVIDES training to other forces.This is very much a vicious, high tech, modern war with sides that can still escalate.
>>540134015You are not a Victoria's Secret model
>>540135714>Ukraine is also a continuation of the Arab spring proxy wars in the later stages, where direct military action is unpopular and thus, you need to come up with more elaborate bs.Finally some schizophrenia.
>>540129495>atheist jews fueled by racism are motivated by religious instruction to make all people one and bring about a messiahDo you dumb niggers even read your own bullshit?
>>540129337>>540129337HAHA, TRUMP WON, TRANNIES LOST. START WW3 NAO! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
>>540129337Some Times nothing can be a real.cool hand
>>540129920Please nuke DC, NY, Fort Lauderdale, Denver, LA, and San Francisco
>>540135892Know what's not bullshit?We're in a race war and the jews want Whites dead.
>>540129337>IRAN HAS NOTHING LEFT>ITS WHY THEY ARE BEGGING FOR A DEAL>BEGGING FOR US TO END OUR BLOCKADE OF THE STRAIT>BEGGING FOR US TO LEAVE OUR BASES>THEY HAVE NO CARDS!>THEY HAVE NO MISSILES OR DRONES LEFT!>IRAN IS SO DESPERATE RIGHT NOW!>BY NEXT WEEKEND THEY WILL SURRENDER FOR SURE!>TWO MORE WEEKS TILL THEY SURRENDER, TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL THEY REALIZE THEY ALREADY LOST!>>540133469TRUE
>>540136006This is true and it's the only thing that really matters. No problem will be solved until the kike problem is solved. Everything else is a distraction.
>>540130019Russia and Ukraine don't want to be fighting like this. NATO does. NATO had been creeping missiles closer to the Russian border for a while and Russia had been flying nuclear bombers into British airspace. The UK had also trained Libyan armed forces prior to the Arab Spring, which was a chain proxy war aiming to avoid the unpopular struggles of Iraq and Afghanistan and not out a bunch of uncooperative MENA governments on a build up to going after Iran, Russia and China.Russia and China blocked the "no fly zone" over Syria proposal at the UN, and thus the focus shifted to "ISIS" which was a NATO/Saudi/Israeli proxy. At the time the USA was openly threatening that an "arab spring is coming for you" which in military news language means "a fake civil war is going to occur in your country". Because so much of politics is a strange theatre, Russia stated that it would "help" fight ISIS. NATO "appreciated" this "help". This led to a very strange American situation where John McCain complained publicly that Russia wasn't ONLY attacking ISIS but blowing up other insurgent groups too and that the USA knows this specifically because the USA is training and arming those insurgent groups.This caused spectacular laughter as the game was now up and the idiotic proxy wars had been exposed. The Obama presidency lost all credibility. China ceased to be the darling of the West and the "economy of the future!" and Russia started getting lots of attention. Trump, remember, was accused of being a Russian agent by the UK - who the USA has stopped sharing intelligence with on some issues, like Ukraine. So yeah, this shit is complicated and old.
when did the lolbert fan turn into a neocohen cheerleader? when is the boomie depicting the rattiest neocohens as gigachad
>>540134605It's like saying that you can lift a car theoretically if enough adrenaline is flowing through you, but ignoring that your back and muscles would break doing so, leaving you crippled.
>>540134915>He has delayed globalism for 10 years nowI completely disagree, he's accelerating it by providing a convinient villain.
>>540129337Trump and his "cards" reference. THIS IS NOT A GAME! THIS IS WW3!
>>540136689It wouldn't leave us crippled, it would leave us spent. With good governance we could recover from it, but our government hates us because it's being puppeted by kike cock. Jews want us to destroy ourselves while destroying their enemies. They want a prison planet that they sit on the throne of.
>>540136539scratch a lolbert and neocohen bleeds
>>540130019you know Russia has been attacking Ukraine's Nova Poshta and ATB for a long time with good success? It wasn't something they cared to brag about until suddenly Ukraine started hitting their Wildberries in return, then it became important to show they are also striking back and claiming way more effectively.Russia wants to win and thinks they'll win the long game but they struggle to make a quick win which would be ideal. They can't risk their aircraft to do CAS and any big mechanical push is destroyed too easily which leaves little options. They've been smart in adapting this by using smaller and smaller groups that's less sensitive to drones and to infiltrate but that process is really slow.Could Russia do insane escalation and maybe destroy Ukraine if they super super wanted? Yeah, but that comes with great costs and risks. Nukes have a massive problem attached. Massive civilian strikes might pull in NATO or non-aligned countries more.Like we'll see but it's possible Putin thinks that once they have Donbas they can freeze the conflict favorably and attack later to wrap up the Oblasts it wants with less resistance.
>>540130737how is that working out for the palestinians
>>540129832>everyone was asking for it to happenOnly Jews wanted this.
>>540129337>Boomer HumorPowerful
>>540133180>leave the poor innocent moderate beheaded alone! Why are you being so mean to them! All they want to do is kill millions of people as part of their insane religious desire to bring about the end times!
>>540136236bullshit, Iran clearly has the world hostage with oil, and the American army can only do so much.this will all stretch into oblivion. meanwhile trump only moves for midterms.
>>540133384Thats your schizoid interpretation of what's happening.Not reality.In most cases its Turkey asking us to pull back.
>>540129337>TinaTroon>pro-Trump BoomerYou can't make this up
>>540132020And going to war with Iran was the cost of our country not importing those shitskins. Fair trade I say. Well played by the kikes.
>>540138418then most of us are schizois, m8
>>540133978You're not getting it.It doesnt matter if you want to leave them alone.Their religion states that they CAN'T leave you alone.They will attack you whether you fight them or not.Peace is impossible with iran, so we should just destroy them and be done with it.They will break any agreement they sign immediately.
