US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iranhttps://edition.cnn.com/2026/08/03/politics/us-military-iran-war-troops-punish
Easy. Put a woman in charge.
>>540130915Already done.Oh you mean for them?Fuck
>>540130785BBC shock troopswith H1-B body odor grenades
airdrop hot trannies into gom stat
>>540130785air drop bacon and dogs. How do u run out of ideas when they run away from those two things?
>>540130785Airdrop Arnold into the middle of Tehran
to the CIA agents here, im willing to put in my two cents in exchange for this being done as quickly as possible so they finally take down cuba. I will assume Venezuela works more or less as Iran, so here is what you actually need to threaten them with:The ruling elite doesnt care if everyone goes down with them. Bomb the electric plants, they are still on top of the food chain, even if the net result is that they as a society as whole go down. They prefer to be kings of hell than to serve in heaven, this is how the revolutionary mind operates, its all about being higher in the social ladder than their perceived enemies inside.What you need to threaten them with is downward mobility. Find which business they own, and bomb them. If iran is as corrupt as Venezuela, it is quite likely only a government lacky can have a successful store, else it would be either taxed to death or even expropriated. This is how you put fear in their hearts. Even if they ¨win¨ the war, they individually will be poorer than those who did pact, and they will have to face social downward mobility for them and their descendants. They will become destitute while Isham from the minister next door will still arrive in a high end luxury car to their government meetings. Basically, the same as freezing funds but locally. Start with a specific guy, bomb all his business as an example. Do everything in your power to ruin them and their family. If you kill their relatives, you make him a martyr, someone to be admire. If you make him lose it all you make him a homeless loser and everyone will be disgusted by him, women will get the ick. People do not fear death as much as they fear losing status and pride. People will go die in a war before they voluntary humiliate themselves, this is how we are hired. Sink them all, everything remains the same. Put the social pyramid upside down, and you had a tacit regime change.
>>540131809>this is how the revolutionary mind operates, its all about being higher in the social ladder than their perceived enemies inside.Also can sustain this by the fact that for example, the venezuelans bent the knee to the US with the strict condition the opposition would never rule, as you CIA agent knows. Truth is they never quite hated the US, too far away to care. What they hated all along was the rich kids that went to miami while they were eating dogfood- and the last 30 years have been their revenge. Irans must be the same, the ghost of the Sha and the old rulling class must haunt them more than their enemies in another country. They know they were fucking goats while the Persian aristocracy dined with the queen of england, and they are fearful they are made to remember it.
>>540131809The way to do all of that is to damage their economy, meaning you keep the strait closed to Iranian ships and tell them 'we don't care if gas prices go up here, we're going to seize or sink any of your tankers'.Problem is Trump doesn't have the balls to do that because he wants gas prices down or he'll get fucked in the midterms.Trump should just accept the midterms are a loss regardless tbqh and do it. The midterms actually ARE gone already so it makes no difference.
>>540130915fpbpspreading feminism to Iran is a slow poison with no antidote
>>540130785Psyop Israel into believing Iran is the true chosen land.
>>540132221>The way to do all of that is to damage their economy, meaning you keep the strait closed to Iranian ships and tell them 'we don't care if gas prices go up here, we're going to seize or sink any of your tankers'if you damage them all the elites will still be on top. You need to do selective damage and if possible make their enemies richer
>>540130785ummm try posting more AI copes on social media?
>>540132628Why are you supporting a far right theocracy which treats women as second class citizens out of curiosity?
>>540132468>if you damage them all the elites will still be on top.They won't because they still need money. The Basij militia need to be paid. Those are the enforcers of the regime, if you can't pay them then they're not going to do your dirty work for free, they'll rebel or just leave.The elites will hang onto their money at the expense of the rest of the country as long as possible as you say but the way Iran works requires this network of those regime enforcers throughout the entire country.The problem is this isn't a quick thing. You're talking about maybe 1 or 2 years of preventing Iran exporting its oil for example. You can't fight that kind of a war while saying 'but as long as prices at the pump back home don't rise' and 'as long as it doesn't drag on into the midterms', that's just pathetic. It's going to impact prices at the pump in America, that's the price you pay for winning the war.If Trump cannot abide prices rising then he factually cannot fight this war and has no choice but to lose.
>>540130785Glass israel, then they won't have a target
tell the Iranian protesters to host pride parades
>>540130785>CNNlol lmao even
>>540132785Because that's awesome.
>>540133857Don’t you think Persian culture is cooler than some thugs who tried to eradicate it?
>>540134056Sucking Jewish cock isn't Persian culture, that's why everyone who does that is either dead or hiding in the West. Overthrowing zogged traitors and establishing an amazing revolutionary Islamic state is Persian culture.
>>540131809>What you need to threaten them with is downward mobility. Find which business they own, and bomb them. If iran is as corrupt as Venezuela, it is quite likely only a government lacky can have a successful store, else it would be either taxed to death or even expropriated.You don't get it, Iran is NOT like Venezuela. Your country was just ran by a corrupt class of people trying to enrich themselves. Very shitty, but your method would work with them. Iran is different. They are ran by religious Islamic radicals. They will be retarded forever because of Islam. They don't care about money or status. They barely even care about pussy. They just care about Allah. The only solution for that is death
>>540134408Persian Culture > Zoroastrianism is one of the world's oldest organized, monotheistic faiths, centered on the supreme deity Ahura Mazda, the prophet Zarathushtra (Zoroaster), and the holy text known as the Avesta. Originating in ancient Persia, it profoundly shaped later major world religions through its concepts of cosmic dualism, free will, and final judgment.
>>540134466>religious Islamic radicalsyeah well this is just a mere suspicion but maybe belief in islam is something similar to belief in communism. Current Venezuelan ruler Delcy had her father tortured because of his commie ideals and still sold everyone out. Sincere beliefs are something the lower classes have, you don't get anywhere near the top if you have something as worthless as ideals. So what will you have if im correct? A bunch of military men who are fanatical islamists pushing for suicidal war, while the pen pushers are trying desperately to pact. This i believe is the current situation and why peace nor total war hasnt been achived.
>>5401307859 to 5 jobs
king migger must be getting desperate if he's trying to farm out military expertise to the public lmao
I know...hip hop culture
>>540134935No shit. Sunni leaders sell out to the Jews all the time and get dumb true believers killed because they are a nuisance.
>>540134862I think all those US bases got a good taste of real Persian culture.
>>540130785Dude just livestream the barracks whore getting rammed by Tyrone
>>540130785Dang, between this and all of the talk about being super low on munitions it’s quite interesting. Usually, these are topics or things one would never openly talk about even if they were true.
>>540131362is she saying that schwarze negger is antisemitic?he kinda GASSED her.
>>540135398Well listen God bless us allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szdziw4tI9o
>>540130785Kek! What a fucking gay and jewish administration. Running the USA into the dirt with zero fuck>>540132785s given
>>540135266The amazing thing to me is that Sunni Arabs did the same shit all throughout the crusades to the Middle East. When Islam finally defeated the Kingdom of Jerusalem, it was Shia chads who did it. Sunnis really are the useless worthless bunch of the Islam crowd. Same kinda shit still happens 1,000 years later lmfao
>>540135525A war of words As wars collapse upon reflection of self in the pupil of other
Force them to stop immigrationNo more “refugees” pouring into the nations around them
>>540130785Just parachute white, liberal women over Tehran. Those horrors will kill any country.
>>540135686>war of wordsLmfao so it is all Globohomo theater bullshit
>>540132785>womenFuck off, roastie -- nobody gives a single shit.
>>540135589Fuck "Israel" and fuck America. Heil Iran and Heil Hitler. October 7th was morally and legally justified; there were no rapes or beheaded babies, just like there were no gas chambers and no Holocaust.
>>540130785Phosphorus nitride bombs
>>540134466Mutts are disgusting retards. $20 bucks says you have brown skin, I guarantee it.
>>540133160Islam is good at producing jannies. If those jannies are not paid they will live off of savings and mooching off of family. If they don't have those they will racketeer random people. You either kill all the smarties so they become ineffective or you mass slaughter civilians.
>>540135968>t. Evil globohomo jew Fight them yourself, no White men are interested in fighting for jews
>>540130785Tactical nukes. I'll shoot them an e mail soon. Got a lot of stuff on my plate right now. Monitoring a lot of situations. Been meaning to message the POTUS for a while.
>>540130785https://imgur.com/a/157q8M3Conceive Babylon, fill it up with 300 million Kurds and all the various refugees in Europe and what have you, and have it fight your wars.Enough with Israel. Go big or go home.Redraw the maps, America. Just redraw them already.
>>540130785JUST TAKE THE CAPITAL CITY IN 4 WEEKS AND THE REGIME IS OVER SAME AS BAGHDAD KABUL THE LIST GOES ONIRGC IS NO MATCH FOR AMERICA THEY HAVE NO CARDS ITS ALL BLUFFING
SEND MEI have ideas
>>540136195He wants good ideas not hesgeth failure ideas.
>>540136282>implying Globohomo jews were doing so well in Ukraine under Biden Lmfao you were losing there too
>>540131809Vuvuzelans had a social pyramid?
>>540134466Bullshit. Take out all the luxury car dealerships. Take out all the malls, restaurants, and blow up their airliners so the rich can't leave. Blow up their sports arenas and anything else recreational. And blow up all the roads in and out of Iran
>>540136391Nah, they just had Delcy Rodriguez who was for sale and willing to look the other way while the Maduro raid happened. Evidence suggests Persians don’t engage in the same sort of backstabbing, not at a cultural and systemic level anyway. Theres a reason Venezuela is a garbage country with garbage people and places like that are referred to as banana republics
>>540136071I am just saying as it is. They are out of bombs for the latter and can't do the former either. They already tired that. Look up what happened to the janissaries. They turned on the Sultan when they couldn't win wars anymore. But with ZOG this is not going to happen because they would rather fight and die because it is so awful. Plus Basij are Iranians protecting their homeland. Not a foreign legion. US soldiers are that foreign legion for Israel. Higher chance the opposite will happen.
>>540130915The west will never recover.
"A billion dollars worth of cheap ass explosive drones might ruin your enemies' day." -Sun Tzu
>>540136614AMERICA HAS INFINITY JDAMS ER LR THESE ARE GLIDE BOMBS THAT CAN CRATER EVERY MILITARY TARGET ON THE ENTIRE IRANNY COASTLINE BLAST EM WAY BACK OFF THE HORMUZZY WITHOUT EVEN ENTERING THEIR AIRSPACE
>>540136525Funny thing is that early in the conflict, Iran posted a picture of Maduro and said that his release was one of the conditions for negotiations. The caption said something like "All political prisoners must be freed."
>>540134862There are 4 times more Zoroastrians living in India than in Iran. Most in Iran raised their buttocks high and converted to Islam. At least most Indians resisted the pedo cult
>>540130785It’s really simple. Capture bibi and hand him over on a platter to Iran. He will be tried and put to a swift death. In return we would gain an actual powerful ally in the ME instead of Israel which has zero geopolitical influence or advantage in the region. Iran is a much more valuable ally than Israel. Leverage Iran against Saudis and sell them both weapons. This will teach the next Israeli PM not to fuck around while at the same time gaining US great respect amongst ALL Muslim countries.
>>540131809Dang bro this is honestly really smart I wish I knew how to add this into a suggestion box somewhere so we can beat Iran. I would like to bomb all the guys stuff who makes all those propaganda AI arts.
>>540130785Take all the jews in America load them on planes and then drop them on Iran. Alternatively, detonated nuke in the middle of Washington DC. Hell detonate five. This will ensure that all countries on planet Earth lower their temperature politically speaking.
>>540137003What do the Iranians have to do with Venezuela though? Of course they’re going to troll globohomo in the media in the middle of a war
>>540137004> At least most Indians resisted the pedo cultWho the fuck shills for pajeets nigger
>>540135968The Basij militia isn't like that pic where they're raised from day 1 to be enforcers, a lot of them are volunteers from poor backgrounds who go into it as a way to earn a living. This is usually the case in dictatorships btw. It's not like everyone is a hardcore zealot, a lot of these people are literally 'just doing a job' with various degrees of belief in it. Similar was true in the USSR.
>>540137431>What do the Iranians have to do with Venezuela though? Of course they’re going to troll globohomo in the media in the middle of a warOh yeah. It was a total troll post. Joe Rogan was amazed that Iran was beating the US at trash talking when we practically invented it.
>>540130915>when the first post is simultaneously the best post
>>540131809Iran has means to retaliate. Venezuela doesn't. This is the difference between the two countries.
>>540133160Iran exported almost no oil in 2019-2022, and that didn't cause the government to collapse.It's not enough to deprive the state of money. There also needs to be a credible alternative, because otherwise there is no point for anyone to organize a rebellion. There is no credible alternative. Every smart would-be rebel realizes it is the US' intent to turn Iran into a failed state. In a failed state, no one makes any significant money. Thus, a rebellion would only be counter-productive for the rebels.
Start a program that gives free US university and permanent US residence to all their women who are currently enrolled in Iranian university. Tell Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE, and Azerbaijan that they must bring such prospective Iranian women to their respective US embassies, to get them enrolled in the program, for the women are able to make it across the border. Have the heads of the best public universities announce the program, with people from the state department. Keep Trump goons away from it, optically, because nobody fucking trusts them to not change their mind a week from now.
>>540130785flying piggies
>>540137235> I would like to bomb all the guys stuff who makes all those propaganda AI arts.i considered this but realized that since they are posting in X which is controlled they might be unwitting spies. Each of those accounts is an asset, they know what they are dming to each other, and when the days comes, they will be ¨hacked¨ (Elon will just give them the passwords) and post counter propaganda. Also with the venezuelan paralels we had many twitter propaganda accounts but they closed as soon as delcy stopped paying them, so blockade would work. >>540138437There is always a way to retaliate. The difference is that the Venezuelans did it because the permanent famine is starving even the military. Communism is worse than atomic bombs to destroy a country. The difference between countries is immense for sure, and the situation is quite different, but i just doubt they are that different in regards to their corrupt class.The current situation for Iran is: I can slightly annoy you and you might lose some elections home and in exchange my rulling class gets to die one by one. This is pretty ok for the country but not so great for the ruling class, so the rulling class will eventually pact, else you can just literally ask them one by one if they want to surrender and kill those who don't, this is what happen you have 100+ stats in offense but zero defense. The reason they havent given up yet its because, I sincerely believe, the US had a chance to Delcy´d them but Israel is sabotaging them by killing literally everyone because they want nothing short of total iranian destruction: a strong, democratic - ¨liberal¨, homoglobo feminist funko pop chungus post regime iran might be just as dangerous, since no matter what happens they will hate the jews anyway. Even the US democrats hate jews now ffs. What the US wants is a puppet regime. What israel wants is a pile of ash. This is actually a good negotiation tool since you have good cop bad cop
>>540138811>Iran exported almost no oil in 2019-2022,This isn't correct, they exported a lot less but they were still exporting over a million barrels a day by the end of 2022. Lowest was 300k barrels a day during that time period.>There also needs to be a credible alternative,I agree, which is why Trump should be coordinating with any groups in oppositionTrump doesn't look like he's doing that, but the US government is incompetent under him so that's no surprise.> US' intent to turn Iran into a failed state.This isn't true. A failed state of Iran would keep the strait of hormuz unsafe for as long as it remained a failed state because it would be a hotbed of terrorist groups. That is the opposite of what Trump wants.
>>540136942Then why haven’t they?
>>540137672Poor backgrounds is being raised from day 1. They were born into the cult. The only thing different is they were screened as adults who wanted to do this voluntarily.
>>540130785Good!
>>540130785Just like hitler did. Good stuff boy's
>>540132785But Black Dynamite, women are second class citizens
>>540130785Depending on how psychotic you want to be I'm not sure why you couldn't try and plunge a specific, high population city into a humanitarian crisis and force the regime to move resources to reassert control. Then bomb the resources that move for assistance. Keep doing that until the country no longer functions. So target the markets and food stores, police stations, water plants, and as much infrastructure as you can. Let the wheels come off completely.
>>540130785Drop a gay bomb on them, it worked on the Nazis.
Incessant propaganda to join the lgbtq+-/*( cults.
>>540131809Your shithole crumbled without firing a shot, Cubans had to do the dying for you. Lower your tone when talking about Iran
>>540130915The most transparently chauvinist DoD in existence is currently shoving its dick in a blender and you’re still hung up on feminism being the problem
>>540130785Another Day, Another Humiliation.
>>540130785Have the troops draw pictures of Muhammad and drop them over tehran. The seething would be golden.
>>540130785Here is my suggestion: institute a draft at home, mobilize about 1.5 million men AND women. Send them overseas in a well telegraphed ground invasion. This will work, Trust me.
>>540143891Unfortunately this is a fantastic point.Although i'd counter that the hyper-masculine vibe our military puts out is more like those bearded seal faggots who grow big dumb beards and honorbrag on youtube about their books. Which is to say it's obvious bravado.
>>540130785OK, ok, this is a little bit unconventional but here's my idea..We divert 80% of the military budget into a domestic program to expand our own oil production facilities and refineries to exploit our own natural resources. Then since the middle-east has been blown up, we could be like the Saudi's where we get to hoard hundreds of trillions of dollars of wealth and live like emperors the way the Saudi's have been doing for decades. That could be us. We just have to double down on production side economics.
>>540130785bacon bombs
Oh and for bonus points, we could expand the middle east conflict until it completely destroys all of the oil production capabilities of the competitors so the whole world has to come to us, or Russia, for oil. It would give us unlimited financial leverage over other nations.
2 weeks to end the war.
>>540130785KYS. They'll never expect that.
>>540132785They are based..Women are utter garbage. Beyond making more people they have zero redeeming qualities.
>>540146227I would agree with this plan but we have to press gang all the criminals and illegal aliens into the first wave of human meat to get ground up in the charnal house of war.And then when all the criminal minorities have died, we can shrug and say "Sorry, you win. Our bad. We'll just go now. Bye."
>>540130785put their hand in a warm glass of water so they pee the bed while they sleepprank call the ayatollah with a mafia voice>myeah stop it with the drones, see?
>>540131809This is a great post, and Iran is indeed organized top-down according to the KGB playbook and is basically a failed commie state in all regards.But ultimately it will all simply come down to physically removing the regime, and from existence, or at least from power and letting Iranians then deal with sentencing and imprisoning/executing every single regime high official (lower officials should be removed from office and barred for life at minimum, but don't necessarily all need to be executed/jailed, just kept far away from exercising any power or influence in the future). Basically it needs a Soviet collapse except done right so hence including jailing and/or executing the entire commie apparatus.I mean, this is hardly "creative punishment" but then I'd choose effectiveness over comedy.
>>540130785The US military should make TikTok videos like nurses did during covid.
