hiking is fucking gay
>>540130811True
>>540130870Indeed. Just keep me at home with my vidya and 2-3 doordashes a day.
>>540130811>they all have clothes, phones, cameras, camping gear, use social media, take flights, eat food, use bathrooms, use hotels, etcwho is supposed to provide all that if everyone is gallivanting around the woods larping as jeremiah johnson?
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>>540130870Is sex with ladyboys gay?asking for a friend
>>540130811bad goys bad goyswhatchu gonna dowahtchu gonna dowhen (((they))) come for you
>wearing and using items made in a sweat shop.
>>540130811So the TikTok video starts by showing you the peasant life you suffer that pays for the trust fund kids in the second half to live the life they will never afford? Whats the point? How does this appeal to the brainrotted young mind? Do you think you will become an influencer and travel the world for free?
>>540130870and it doesn't even produce any shekels
>>540130811So...when its time to stop being young then what? What skills do you have that generate money to support a family? The only reason to live is to have kids. If one of your life goals doesn't include having kids then you are pretty much just a piece of shit that should kys.
>>540130811Why do Americans call walking ‘hiking’?
>>540130811Who says I'm not?I have hot sex with men and women, do drugs, eat good food. Am NEET. see the world. I AM lifemaxxing.
>let me just go to an empty place, look around, and come back
>>540131074Anything with slight elevation not paved is considered "hiking".
>>540130811Best thread title to have ever been thought, typed and published
Thanks for tormenting me rich guy.Appreciate it
I'm sitting on the sidewalk because there's no godamm benches anywhere. Fuck you
>>540130811this is gay life is about balancing self-pity with guilt
>>540130811I do live like that. It's awesome.
>>540130811Poor Lives vs Rich lives.Same as it ever was.A fucking thread died for this shit.
>>540131182>I AM lifemaxxing.You are DEATHmaxxing.
>>540131182No, that's the opposite of living. You've built nothing, you've earned nothing, you're just running out the clock with as little effort as possible. That's avoiding life, not living it. You're Runmaxxing.Problem is, eventually, all the pleasure will lose it's luster and you be a lonely old child with nothing to your name but memorys of better times you'll never achieve again... until a painful death. You deserve better than that. Don't give up on yourself, your people watch you, they call your name to stand up and face life. You can. Live.
>>540130870I agree. If you're not generating value for shareholders then what's the point?
>>540130811even boomers had mcjobs and most young people yearn to stare at a screen.
>>540130811You can do this but it won't look sexy. Without a source of income you are homeless. Maybe you can live in a van or whatever for awhile but even that will run out eventually. Then you are an actual fucking bum who sleeps in a tent.Maybe still better than wageying but don't glamorize it with hot girls and north face gear you will not be doing that without a job or rich parents.
>>540131182also this is cigar AI kike on a VPN or traveling to his mischling family
>>540131704>ventually, all the pleasure will lose it's luster and you be a lonely old child with nothing to your name but memorys of better times you'll never achieve again... until a painful death.this is literally everyone in life
>>540130914For communists and retarded people, it's always someone else who must do those things.
Wagecels are seething
>>540130811>let me go hiking to create content for my tiktok
>>540130870agreed. if you're not dying for israel or making money for your jewish masters then you're a gay fag.
Hiking is a surrogate activity. White boys need to be forming military orders for colonizing foreign countries and Parisian salons for art and literature. We need an army of Theodore Roosevelt and Ernest Hemingway, not a bunch of hippies and granola munchers.
>>540130811Go of strike against the Jew. Tune in, turn off and drop out.
>>540130811you think I want to hemmoraghe money to go hiking with a bunch of california faggots just to get an instagram shot? Pitch a tent and be too cold/hot and wake up with horriffic back pain? Be constantly short of food and water with only nighmarish options available for taking a shit? Nah, no thanks, I'm content to work my comfy 9-5 and live in civilization. I'm sorry the rest of you are hyperpriviliged fags who romanticize the outdoors after our ancestors worked to hard to build comfortable, climate controlled indoor spaces
>>540130870yeah who would want to look at those beautiful landscapes? I would rather sit in an air conditioned cubicle farm all day
>>540131901Wrong. Look around you, the wonders of civilization were not built by children. They were built by men, whose legacy you now write your words of despair upon. It is not so. Don't lye down again among the reeds of the river bank waiting as life passes, sinking into the murk, stand. Stand and build with your own hands. You lover awaits to give you children, your future that can be if you just keep going, your life is out there. Not here, in these words of fear you chain yourself with. Live.
>>540132594did you read what i fucking said? you didn't address it at all. also, your larp is cringe as fuck
>>540131000>the trust fund kidsThis is the problem with social media feeds like this. Retards (young people) just assume that these people are life-maxxing all day, every day and have no problems. The reality is that most of them work normal jobs and have a few nice vacations or weekend adventures every year. They are obviously only posting their best days and not posting about all the mundane daily bull shit that we all deal with.Social media is cancer.
>>540130870Brown skin is gay, it's the colour of the shit. Gay fags deal with it non stop.
>>540130870Hiking is just trail running for unfit people.
>>540134673Yeah, but they never have to wageslave at a shitty retail/food service/manual labor job, and they actually make enough to enjoy a few nice vacations a year, which is out of reach for most young people. I don't blame them for saying "fuck it" when they see these nepofags flaunting their lifestyles online.
>>540131182I hope for your sake you never shake yourself from this delusion and die happy.
>>540130811>>540130870>>540130880>>540130911>>540130914Blocks your path
>>540130811>just hike your entire life brolmao it's going to get old very fast
>>540131936The Employim™ have gone insane
>Life maxxing Life maxing requires money. You have to work if you want to live. I guess you could just become a hobo in the woods, but enjoy constantly getting chased out of places. The only way to live free is to sailboat max. No taxes and you actually get to keep your shit without having to participate in hobo shiv matches.
>>540135925Why?
>>540130870You're just fat
