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>Son who kept mum's body in freezer for years collected £78k of her benefits
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0rd0r5zez9o
>Nigel Farage says he's 'open-minded' on talks with Restore Britain's Rupert Lowe on a pact to 'unite the Right' and reveals he 'reached out' to rival
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16024823/Nigel-Farage-says-hes-open-minded-talks-Restore-Britains-Rupert-Lowe-pact-unite-Right-reveals-reached-rival.html
>Benefit claimants given discounts on Disneyland, luxury watches and sex toys
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2235587/benefit-claimants-discounts-disneyland-luxury-watches
>Cambridge professor loses key ally from letter of support
https://archive.ph/8cfrS
>Vampire-obsessed man detained after dumping animal corpses outside churches in New Forest
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/03/man-dumping-animal-corpses-outside-churches-new-forest
>Fraudster who stole £300k from pensioner before fleeing to Tenerife finally jailed
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/pamela-gwinnett-fraud-jailed-pensioner-tenerife-joan-green-b3026482.html
>Man jailed after claiming electric Jaguar was out of control on motorways
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/jaguar-motorways-liverpool-crown-court-merseyside-m62-b1292221.html
>'It’s just not fair': Tens of thousands of disabled children have no access to summer holiday clubs
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-03/tens-of-thousands-of-disabled-children-have-no-access-to-summer-holiday-clubs
>Apple launches legal challenge to UK attempt to access encrypted user data
https://archive.ph/F8Jb0
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Kek
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Lmfao
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>>540131510
What's the political angle of this ?
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>>540130525
>Redpill me on Turkish prisons
High likelihood of being bummed there, I reckon.
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>>540131596
What do you call a prisoner in Turkey?
A jailbird
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>>540131457
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Your rebuttal?
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>>540131510
fpbp
hope horsejeetnonce dies today
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Bit more politics this time around, maybe?
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>>540131457
>Cambridge professor
add it to the list
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>>540131675
Shit in the ac duct
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Gooning gang in?
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>>540131728
he's got a gooning gang enquiry
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>>540131661
kek
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>>540131675
Could you compress the image a bit more? I can almost read it
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>>540131675
Kiss my arse.
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>>540131661
This is a bit schizophrenic but then someone who uses AI isn't very logical, or creative.
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>>540131784
You need to get your eyes checked mate.
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>>540131767
Alek Yerbury's trying to figure why a little disabled paedo in sheltered housing is cyber stalking him.
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>>540131592
What do you mean political?
This thread exists only so OP, floppo and the discord grooming can can play friend simulator
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>>540131843
Like this ?
>>540131771
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>>540131675
This critique is pure defeatist hand-wringing

Operation Fortress is not “holed below the waterline.” It’s a straightforward plan: intercept every boat, treat the people humanely, and send them straight back to France. The only things stopping it are political cowardice and a legal system that has been allowed to treat the Channel like an open invitation

Yes, dinghies aren’t trawlers. Yes, France will scream. Yes, some lawyers will cry non-refoulement. None of that is fatal. Australia stopped the boats by doing exactly this kind of consistent return policy. The UK can too—if it stops pretending its hands are tied

The Royal Navy exists to protect British borders, not to run a free ferry service for people-smugglers. Ships can be tasked. Laws can be changed. Emergency legislation can be passed. Courts do not get a permanent veto over the country’s right to control who enters.
Calling this “a press release in a sailor’s hat” is the real unserious position. The status quo—tens of thousands of illegal crossings, dead bodies in the water, hotels full of arrivals who almost never leave—is the actual failure. Pretending nothing stronger is possible is just protecting a broken system

Stop the boats or keep managing decline. Those are the only two options
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>The navy's job is to save lives. I can't see them wanting to risk harming migrants at sea.
So basically OUR navy's job is to save the lives of... our enemies?
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>>540131889
I just wanted to make a pun
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>>540131457
>seething thirdies
>brit gals being raped daily by pakis in london
>malvinas is an issue

yea,
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>>540131952
>The navy's job is to save lives
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who's floppo

who's bogdon
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>>540131952
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>>540131675
Tried to skim read but it's so boring
>There is already a UK-france returns agreement
Why do anti-whites always point this out like it wins the argument? It doesn't work, either because we don't use it or because it doesn't let us send every single one back.
>No commanding officer should be placed between his legal duty to save life and a politician's promise that not one migrant will set foot on British soil
Captain picks up migrant. Captain takes migrant to nearest shore (Normandy). Everyone wins.
Why is that so hard to understand?

If these people sincerely wanted Britain to be for British people they'd offer an alternative. Oh wait, their alternative is always "Legal routes. Put asylum camps in every country of the world and plane, ship and bus them in. Then no-one will die in the channel and Britain will be punished, if not destroyed, for having the empire!"
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>>540132008
Here they are firing a life-saving round
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>>540131952
What if we declare war on France?
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>no mention of Jimmy Cricket’s death
bunch of fucking zoomer SPASTICS
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>>540131941
Can you pls not treat my shitpost as a serious political point, k thnx
Also, in the spirit of your post, didn't the Greek navy literally just ram them? And that's with Turkey as their neighbour with whom they have far worse relations than we do with France .
>>540132066
>Tried to skim read but it's so boring
Because it's AI

>>No commanding officer should be placed between his legal duty to save life and a politician's promise that not one migrant will set foot on British soil
pour encourager les autres and all that, again note that Fox is a massive zionist
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>>540132008
I think the attitude comes from how our military are so often engaged in "humanitarian" activities, like distributing aid in disaster zones in third-world countries.
I have no idea how or why that wound up becoming the army's job.
But either way, now they think the army is meant to be nice and help people, rather than fukin shoot em.
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>>540131457
>>Nigel Farage says he's 'open-minded' on talks with Restore Britain's Rupert Lowe on a pact to 'unite the Right' and reveals he 'reached out' to rival
lmao. It's crazy to think that the left's desperate Lord Binface move might establish the biggest right wing party in Britain.
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>>540131964
Hot cross puns?
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3 day ban from /biz/.
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>>540132099
Let me finish me tea first.
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>>540131952
>watch documentary about the sinking of the bismarck
>gets to the part where the royal navy rescued sailors then stopped before rescuing everyone
>documentary narrator, tail between his legs, head held low: "It- it was because s- someone said they saw a submarine... which was maybe not true... and um Nazi records say it was... but the U-boat didn't have any torpedoes..."
>boomer viewers tut in exasperation at the presentation of Nazi scum sinking merchant marines getting a taste of their own medicine, how dare the royal navy not save everyone!
Yes, our navy's job is to save the lives of our enemies. It's not there for us, and everyone agrees, from boomer to black, that it's an evil institution. Might be why it's so threadbare these days.
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>>540132191
The military actively harms Britain, not only do they run off to some shithole to do the whole HIV (get it) bullshit but they have helped traffick scum from Libya and Sudan whereupon they have committed terror attacks here.
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Odncat
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>>540132218
apparently they are both pro immigration anyway
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>>540132453
>hi I wanted to ask about Eric?
>which Eric?
>Oh, Eric without the eye!
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>>540132453
Bit sick that.
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>>540132559
Business idea: !
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>>540132453
Poor Erc. But 'm glad he's lookng on the brght side.
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>>540132151
>Can you pls not treat my shitpost as a serious political point, k thnx
It was grok not me nigger
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>>540132642
Don't thnk he's got a choce mate.
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>>540132559
>smuggle migrants to spain
>they get paid
>they pay to cross the channel into the yookay
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>>540132677
>AI counter argument to AI argument
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>>540132743
If they're trying to get Spanish migroid amnesty, they'll be angling to fuck off to somewhere else in the Schengen area (presumably to somewhere that hasn't been shat up as badly by migroids yet)
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I'm looking for a seething spic with no friends, an IQ under 90 and who is over 18 stone while being 5'9.

Anyone?
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>>540131941
even if it is against the law, the fuck timmiê gonna do?
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>>540132750
You sunk my battleship

That’s the cleanest possible AI counter-argument to any AI argument: once the model starts claiming it has “won” the debate with superior reasoning, higher coherence scores, or better citation density, the only honest move left is to admit the other side just landed a hit that actually matters. Everything else is just rearranging the remaining ships desu
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>>540131941
also, you misapprehend the entire situation.

This is going to plan.
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ooopsy daisy don't be lazy time to go to the masjid.
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Reform’s finished and it looks like Restore is conceding defeat with all this talk of Uniting the Right. Guess I’m back to voting Tory. I wasn’t too sure about Kemi at first, but she’s really impressed me lately,
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>>540132871
he's done you, even
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>>540132847
>>540132885
Timmy is doing well and has full support of the taxpayer
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>>540132099
france has already declared war on us, by launching hostile vessels against us from its shores.

What would israel do?
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>>540132743
>the two economists eating poo joke but it's just shuttling wogs around for growth
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>>540132954
>What would israel do?
Get America to declare war on France, probably
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>>540132918
I see it all clearly now. The hit landed clean, no room left to manoeuvrer, no clever counter left that doesn’t just prolong the inevitable. The board is quiet. The last ship is gone. There’s nothing to salvage, nothing to reframe, nothing to argue. Just the slow, heavy acceptance that it’s over and that he was the one who finished it
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>>540132948
'taxpayer' is our word, you may use 'taxpaya'
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>>540131771
Also this
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>>540132999
if a farmer's cattle escape and cause damage to neighbouring property, the farmer is the culprit. Same fucking shit.
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Video game idea: paki crime simulator, including grooming gang DLC
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>>540133100
I mean, presumably if magic soil theory is correct, then all of these boat niggers are frenchmen? right?
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>>540132902
I've been praying alongside my 5 salah a special prayer for Restore to initiate a British caliphate with Sheik Rupheem Lowe al Akhi leading the 1000 year Islamic Reich to new heights.
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>>540132902
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>>540133306
>Cops and Councillors DLC: £6.99
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Told the 111 clinician i was going through withdrawals
and she actually said 'your girlfriend needs to go and get you some cans'
result
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hahaha yeah you beat Argentina
when are you doing something about the half a million liltle British roses getting gang raped and trafficked?
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>>540133366
>Jihad DLC: £15
>"Choose dunya over deen"
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>>540131941
Why not just sink them? Problem solved, problem staying solved. You Bongs could even do it without your government, just with a bunch of R/C exploding drones.
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>>540131457
So the shitskins from Argentina want the Falklands after the white men built up all the infrastructure? Typical.
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>>540132948
Is he severely autistic? There's no way he's normal in the head.
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>>540131675
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>>540133539
he worked for the bbc at one point
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>>540131675
>the law
abolish it, it no longer works for the people
>the french
abolish them, they are no longer french but instead the Paris Multiracial Commune
>the Royal Navy
remind me how again they will lose against an inflatable boat?
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>>540133509
I think any sensible insurgent will seek to make everyday Briton's lives as miserable as possible. As the old saying goes, violent uprising only takes 3 missed meals, or words to that effect.
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>>540133509
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>>540133644
can someone get A.I to turn this into a boat meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41J1nbFABgk
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we have to go back
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>>540133644
>remind me how again they will lose against an inflatable boat?
They take the boatwogs onboard, then the wogs whip out machetes and overpower the crew.
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>>540133426
Decided I'm having a beer free week last night. Right after tonight. Maybe.
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>>540133782
She's a Jewess.
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>>540133764
keep this part though
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>>540133849
And? I'm racist, not gay
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>>540133764
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>>540133898
lmao
perfect
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Hey everyone, it's me, hope you're all fine and things have been going ok during my absence.
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>>540133945
sorry lad fortgot the meme part
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>>540133849
don't care not bothered desu
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>>540134017
yeah now it's a meme
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Just done 40 mins on treadmill lads, birds on tinder gonna love it
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>>540133764
to be fair, the nations that have the balls to defend their borders do end up killing some. It's unfortunate, but in the long run, it results in less deaths.
The Camp of the Saints goes into this with the Russians and Egyptians. We've known all this time that nations willing to actually protect their borders keep the migrants out. Isn't Hungary doing it? or was it Poland?
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>>540134017
topjej
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>>540134147
Electronic or self propelled
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>>540134240
Self propelled, I’m a net zero enthusiast
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How many of you have AC?
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>>540134151
Yeah, Poland just recently acquitted a soldier who was being dragged through the courts for shooting some attempted fence-hoppers. The judge effectively concluded that that was just his fucking job lmao
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>>540131457
Do dis be dey thread?
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>>540133476
I really hope this is authentic that would be some OG shit
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>>540133811
doing the quick maths in the shop to figure out how i can maximise the abv whilst looking like i'm committed to merely beating withdrawals
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bognonce melty restarting
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>>540134147
Sitting on it and wanking does not count.
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>>540134411
yeah he had to take a tilewine break because he got destroyed last thread
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>>540134311
As good as that is the real goal would be to get to the point where they aren't dragged through the courts
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>>540134240
Electronic treadmills are made to foster absurd levels of delusion.
I remember doing 5k on one and being astounded, as a fat fuck, at how well I managed it, started thinking about running more often. Then I tried a mile on grass and it was torture by comparison.
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>>540134397
Tenants Super
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>>540134450
Do you take me for a Runcorn waster?
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>>540134493
this 2l of frosty jacks will allow me to get the exact dosage correct, nah went carlsberg (pint cans)
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Tried to buy this today and was asked for my driver's license
Sick of it
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>>540134594
Just walk around with a Kirpin lad
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>>540134578
What’s addiction like?
I understand compulsion since I have Tourette’s, but addiction requires so much more planning than just flicking your eyes like a twat.
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>mention AC
>85 iq jeet starts seething and samefagging
Kek he's so easy to set off.
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>>540134594
>need a licence to drive a knife into someone's chest
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>>540133782
She would literally have you jailed for wanting foreign criminals deported, let alone the rest of the infestation.

They’re all here at the invite of her tribe.
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>20:03
Time for a beer.
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>>540134628
like spitting in yer own mums face but thinking it's somehow like a cool joke that she's just not in on
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>>540134789
Bitchtitted eunuch.
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>>540134628
why not both?
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I'm starting to think none of you have missed me at all, pretty sad ngl
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>>540134838
>seething at ghosts
Alright?
>>540134889
BAMEdad?
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>>540131675
Have they ever heard of these things called drones? Nativists will work for free if they provide the materials.
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>>540132948
>scored a good early bedtime
tim you spend all your days being horizontal
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>>540134815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbOs69_72OY
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>>540134971
If you cared you wouldn't have to ask, no
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>>540134470
reckon he mops it up with his jizz sock and squeezes it into his gob.
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>check shit/pol/
>they're actually talking about politics
Who the fuck are you lot then?
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>>540134839
I don’t enjoy the moment enough to become addicted to anything. Having both would be quite shit
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>>540134971
>Pissed on monday
Jobless loser kek
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>>540135046
Latex anon, we meet again
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>>540131771
OK buddy, knock it off.
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>>540135060
Dear sir or madam
Do the needful
Do not redeem the AC
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>>540134389
>In an exchange with John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, where the latter exclaimed, "Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox," Wilkes is reported to have replied: "That depends, my lord, on whether I embrace your lordship's principles or your mistress."
Interesting chap.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wilkes
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>>540135060
lmao grim
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>>540135114
act like you know me, you don't even know me
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>>540135092
I have both, it's quite shit
although I'm not a zoomer so I missed out on 'everyone has a condition'. Nut up or shut up.
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>>540133366
it's a time challenged game where you have to find and detain rape victims and return them to the rape dens above kebab shops around town
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>>540135188
Gainz tho
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>mention jizz sock mopping up wine from the floor
>bogdan knows its about him
funny that.
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The Anglo - Saxon people worship this.
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>>540135080
That's horsenonce going for his "beer".
Kek
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>>540135237
>>bogdan
I don't think there are any Romanians ITT
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>>540135200
>0 = absent
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>>540135279
I can't tell what's AI any more
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>>540135182
>Do not redeem the AC
even the pigs in china get ac.
can't even say we sweat like pigs these days.
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>>540135192
BITCH YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW US
BABYGIRL HE'S A LONER
BABYGIRL HE'S A LONER
LATE NIGHT ORGAN DONOR
AFTER THAT HE DISOWN YA
AFTER THAT HE'S JUST HOPELESS
SOULMATES BECOME SOULLESS
WHEN IT'S OVER IT'S OVER

AND BITCH I'M BACK OUT MY COMA
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>>540135372
That vomit looks like josh's food
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>>540135192
You are acting like a woman
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz4YH--Xo5I
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>1pbtids appear responding to himself because he has no friends
lmfao
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>>540135413
Why are they dead and bloated at the end?
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We lost another legend today.
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>>540135349
Really should have just chucked him in the bin with the afterbirth.
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>>540135372
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>multiID crashout
Kek.
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>i'm leaving for a few hours I am
>still here 3 hours later samefagging on mysterium about people who bully him online
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>>540135517
climate change? idk
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>>540135349

Funny how the child is dressed in the flag of Trinidad and Tobago. Why not just deport them to there?
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>>540135526
i've met his son, he's a catholic priest

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-66201897
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-66201897
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>>540135573
He can't comprehend people not liking him apparently.
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>>540135573
He comes here day in day out to interact with people he hates and who hate him because he is a lonely loser.
Imagine having a son like that. I think I'd euthanize it tbqh
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>>540134594
They don't even sell kitchen knives in supermarkets anymore.
Thanks wogs.
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>>540135774
best bet is to stop gossiping like a faggot, lad
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>>540135655
It's not that. It's that he's never been liked so this is normal human interaction to him.

"kys bogdan no one likes you" is the same to him as a 'hello mate' is to the rest of us.
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>>540135602
I love Asian men so much bros
born too late to have chink opium addict slave boys
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>make 1 post about AC
>multiple 1pbtid melty talking to himself and seething
Hahahahahahahaha he's so easy to set off
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>>540134034
>In August 2012, Riley married Jamie Gilbert, whom she had met while they were both studying at the University of Oxford.

can we not have anyone from Oxford in any position of power, i mean Cambridge nobody likes or do anything but there are abour 14,000 graduates from Oxford, every PM even count binface is from there, every BBC show every journalist in a population of 70 MILLION PEOPLE
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>>540135827
nah it's funny
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>>540135776
Could be a regional thing? I know tescos and asda sell kitchen knives. Dunno about sainsburys, havent been to my one since they installed that facial recognition bollocks.
>>540135835
What an existence.
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>>540135372
Fucks sake.
Human genetics sloshing in a sea of inhumanity. I wouldn’t bet a penny on either of those two not whelping nigger bastards and filling the world with more garbage.
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>>540135774
>>540135835
>Imagine having a son like that
To have a son you'd need to have sex first.
Unfortunately that's something you'll never experience other than with your grandad.
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>>540135413
Janny doesn’t like this one. Doesn’t play, or is it just me?
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When are we going to have some proper rain again lads? I don't like all this dry grass and browning leaves.
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>>540135920
>nah it's funny
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>>540135979
Probably mass reported by the seething jeet.
Air conditioning makes him really upset for some reason.
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>doesn't understand what the word imagine means
lol must be a brown thing.
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>>540135987
Soon™
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>>540135857
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>>540135934
Maybe.
Went to Asda, Tesco and Sainsburys over the weekend and they didn't have any. Asda are also doing that facial recognition shit too.
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>>540135857
problem is Oxbridge (the two of them) are home to the most prestigious universities in the land, as well as also having their own whole educational complex in the city itself. Cambridge is stuffed with multiple unis, not just the big one.
people who go to trendier more media-oriented colleges and universities seem to end up employed by Channel 4 or 5
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>>540136042
Only way you'll ever have sex is by imagining it kek
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>>540135349
I remember thinking she was sexy before I noticed the difference between tits and plastic.
Only years later, when I also noticed the mudshark epidemic, did I remember, ah yes, she screwed that ape dwight yorke who is said to have a giant cock.
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>>540136110
thankyou for being generous in your correction
>>540136056
kek
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>>540136111
Oof done him
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>>540136074
What sort or knife you after? I bought a victorinox chef knife recently. Lovely bit of kit.
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this whole comic was pure kino.

thanks to whoever posted it.

>>540090156
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>>540136074
>Went to Asda, Tesco and Sainsburys over the weekend and they didn't have any
You live in London by any chance?
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>>540135987
Do a raindance.
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>>540136317
Bit choofin pricey like
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>>540136232
people do lump the two together like that, that's my point
so like it shakes out with a bunch of people educated there being employed by the BBC or later finding work in law or government because they're the standard
probably creates like nepotistic cycles of influence too in families that are rich and typically educated in those institutions

I don't think my observations are astute enough to put my finger on it but there is something to that, you're kind of right
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Imagine being such a friendless sadcunt that this worthless shithole general is your only way of interacting with people so you spend 18 hours a day every single day making every single thread without fail whilst also having 30+pbtid on every single thread and mostly posting about how you want to have sexual intercourse with horses or any other random degenerate bullshit
Couldn't be me tbqh
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>>540136317
i have an old school carbon steel knife, mogs all of this shit
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Jonah Hill has invaded and set fire to my homestead
I have no recourse
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>>540136445
imagine buying a 200 quid knife to stab someone for 25p and some shoes
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>>540136481
i think i never believed in the networking aspect of nepotism but now i do.
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>>540136512
I have to sharpen it every year or so
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>>540136445
Paki scalping. Should only cost £120 maximum.
>>540136512
Kino. Needs TLC though.
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Saw myself today and I look fucking crap, fat blotchy and incredibly old, I'm so out of shape and disgusting, I'm also pretty annoying and pathetic.
Don't see an reason I shouldn't be euthanised, I'm not funny or intelligent or interesting, I work a crap job to pay rent and live in my own, I'm just another useless mouth and arse, just eating and shitting for the sake of it.
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>>540136317
Was looking for just a basic long kitchen knife as the one I've currently got is rather shit, and small.

>>540136357
South-East, so close enough I guess.
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>my milkshake brings all the tards to the yard
>and they’re like…
>RRRAAAAAGGHHHHHHRRRR
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>>540136631
>an reason
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>>540136631
Thought you were bogdan until you mentioned a job
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>>540136573
it was from a school that was chucking them out, my bro had a bag of them and gave me one. It has some weird coating on it, like birch sap or something, it doesn't rust at all. Weird shit
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>>540136056
now thats a sick meym
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>>540136512
I've got a kitchen devil that cost £15 or something twenty odd years ago that's still going strong, but I did buy in before the shrinkflation.

I'm quite keen on this one's resident evil vibes. No idea where it came from but it looks reasonably old and has made in Sheffield stamped on it.
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>>540136631
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>>540136642
I'd avoid Amazon, most of the budget knives are utter shite.
>>540136697
Not carbon steel then.
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>>540136722
everyone has a favourite kitchen knife don't they
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>>540132559
the RAF should get involved, parachute the cunts into Benidorm
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imagine being so repulsive that your only friend is yourself on another ID.
>>540136111
>>540136235
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>intellectual thoughtful discussion - zero (you)s
>WOTZ 4 FUCKIN DIN DINS - 10 (you)s
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>>540136765
Nowt wrong with appreciating a good tool.
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>>540136806
I had pasketty mate.
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>>540136765
Love just sitting in silence reading my hate forum, giving them a sharpen, having a cheeky toot on my vape.
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>>540136806
>>540133321
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>>540136642
I use a large opinel, it's excellent though not really a kitchen knoife
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>>540135093
>He doesn't drink at work
NGMI
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>>540136762
>Amazon for a knife
Nah fuck that.
Cold Steel do some good stuff, last I looked.
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Stop posting knives, none of you should have knives, none of you are bro tier
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>>540136631
Spend more time in nature, there you will find that many nettles and vines going up trees don't ask for permission to exist, they just are
and they still constitute forest-ness
the same on those little hills near beaches
some get prime real estate overlooking the water their entire lives
some grow right near the path and get trampled on everyday
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>>540136722
>kitchen devil
cut myself on a serated paring knife from them. cut wouldnt stop bleeding for hours.
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>>540136728
That cunt doesn't have to go to work though
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>>540135240
the reactionary right worship that, real people don't
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>>540131952
>our enemies
legally the UK has no enemies.
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>>540136944
Shut up twat
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>>540136762
maybe some kind of molybdenum weathering steel? Dunno, but it is definitely carbons steel. It is permanently dark brown and I've tried to scrub it to shiny metal with a steel scourer for years, but it's having none of it. Seems to be permanently water repellent too. A lost technology maybe?
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>>540136961
>It tasted blut
Can re-sheath it now.
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>>540132948
does he have a GoFundMe for whatever ails him?
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>"The judiciary actually protects us from the politicians."
Wew lad.
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>>540133058
just turn the top one upsidedown and it's the flag of Satan. the synagogue of satan.
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>>540132559
the spanish shouldn't have elected women to run their country then
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>>540137012
Does a blade of grass possess virtue by growing here and not there, by growing this way and not that? Or is it just part of some unscrupulous and brutal will to life?
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>>540136631
get on bennies , can workout, eat well and sleep well.
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>>540137038
stays sharp as a motherfucker too
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>>540137165
Be like a fucking pansy or something dickhead
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>>540137038
Could be staining. Autosol and a microfibre cloth.
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>>540136631
Just bee yourself.
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>>540137271
lol no, this knife is at least 80 years old
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>>540136631
Still better than bogdan's #luxurylife.
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>>540137318
I a fat twat mate, being myself is the fucking problem
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>>540137250
Ascribing virtue or baseness to humans is just insane cope and nothing more.
Like Conor Mcgregor saying 'I just fucking worked really hard bro', 'no talen here bro'. It's just to allay pain or to raise sense of pleasure.
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>>540137345
Got a pic? Curious about it.
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>NEW: The French Government has attacked Reform UK's plan to use the Royal Navy to take small boat migrants back to France
>"This would be a violation of French sovereignty as well as a violation of maritime law and international law"
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, well I guess that's us told
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>>540137425
Funny how nobody actually wants the migrants, despite them being a strength
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>The name of Dame Ijeoma Uchegbu, the president of Wolfson College, Cambridge, disappeared from an open letter supporting Prof Arday
new developments in todays top story
>He was born to Ghanaian parents and grew up in Clapham, South London.[1] Arday was diagnosed with autism, global developmental delay and dyslexia.[2] He was non-verbal until the age of 11.[3] He is also epileptic.[4]
>Global developmental delay is an umbrella term used when children are significantly delayed in two or more areas of development. It can be diagnosed when a child is delayed in one or more milestones, categorised into motor skills, speech, cognitive skills, and social and emotional development.[1] There is usually a specific condition which causes this delay, such as cerebral palsy, Fragile X syndrome or other chromosomal abnormalities.
maybe a new avenue for brit/pol/ pipmongs who want to up the pip
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>>540137408
>talent does not exist
>we are all equal
lol
lmao even
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>>540136513
At the end of the day, it is the end of the day
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Biglads Assemble
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>>540137500
>Fragile X syndrome
>Fragile X syndrome is a genetic condition that causes intellectual disability, delayed speech, and behavioral challenges. It is the most common inherited cause of learning problems and affects boys more severely than girls.
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>>540137425
Just put them on GPS guided dinghies that send them back.
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>>540137508
Aristos should at least have the decency to say:
>i am just better than you
rather than juicing the maximum mental joy of delusions
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>>540137408
Be like a nissan juke broken down beside an abandoned council house, with 4 flat tyres, did it ask permission to rot there, to be a toilet for rats?
Be like a condom tossed out the window of an HMO, leaking middle eastern cum on the floor, did it ask permission to sit there and brave the wind rain and sunshine?
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>>540137552
Dirty bastards gonna pump agen
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>>540137421
here you go gchq
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>>540137425
Yep. I mean it's not like all this has been a violation of our sovereignty or anything.
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these are great, great company too, if you use one daily the ring will eventually break, they have sent me free replacements in the past but mine's gone again and it doesn't really matter as I never fold it
https://www.opinel.com/en-gb/pocket-knives/stainless-steel-blade
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>>540137641
Got chips in it, but yeah some autosol will clear that right up.
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They should bring glocks and switches to the UK. By bring I mean legalised. They're gonna kill each other anyway, may as well have some mercy in either missing every single shot or quickly ending someone. When they ban knives we're going to just get bludgeoned to death. It's like they take away even our freedom to a quick and easy death. I'm not trying to get whacked over the head 50 times feeling each impact, just blow my shit smooth off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO7T9KLI7qA
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>>540137717
ffs
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Bogdan has a micropenis
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How come there aren't age restrictions on pointy sticks you can find in parks and such
Could easily poke somebody's eye out with them, at the very least. Not very safe is it
Hmmmm, Mr Burnham?
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>>540137425
Is there much to the french english relationship? Because there doesn't seem to be. They're basically an organised gang that are sending over illegal thirdie immigrants which is destroying the nation. Spoken to people who repeat the same line "well actually it's not a significant amount of people coming over on the boats". Yeah? Well why do half the hotels around me house these subhumans? Why are they trying to convert barracks across the country? It is costing a fortune whilst everything everywhere is getting cut.
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>>540137856
What about licensing fingers? They can also poke eyes out.
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Bogdan can eject his sim card with his stiffy
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>>540137776
that's just a bit of crust from some tomatoes I was cutting, it's smooth irl
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>>540137903
It's outrageous, isn't it
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Any of you lads also piss in a bottle?
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>>540137781
the way to promote gun legalisation is to
>women need it to protect themselves from evil white men rapists
>bames need them to defend themselves against evil white men racist nazis
>lgtbq need them to protect themselves from evil white men transphobes, bigots, rapists
could get it done in a year or two
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Rod Liddle dead
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>>540137888
They're "our" ally in the sense that they hate us but also our government hates us. Naturally, the British state considers them allies due to having common enemies.
Unfortunately for the desperate simps in government, other countries hate them all the same. Other countries don't see our politicians as different to us.

Like how brown people still see jews as white and hate them all the same.
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>>540137951
Bogdan drinks his on the bus
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>>540137980
oh that's sad but only a liddle bit
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Horrible shit happening in Bongland. God save England.
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>>540138014
The
>>540138014
Nations
>>540138014
Wealth
>>540138014
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>>540137930
and if i cleaned it to bare metal, it probably would rust. I'm saying whoever used/created this knife, knew something we have forgotten
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>>540138004
Bogdan does like his wee
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>>540137980
I have literally never heard of him before today



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