New Restore policy: https://www.restorebritain.org.uk/the_wealth_of_our_nation>Son who kept mum's body in freezer for years collected £78k of her benefitshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0rd0r5zez9o>Nigel Farage says he's 'open-minded' on talks with Restore Britain's Rupert Lowe on a pact to 'unite the Right' and reveals he 'reached out' to rivalhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16024823/Nigel-Farage-says-hes-open-minded-talks-Restore-Britains-Rupert-Lowe-pact-unite-Right-reveals-reached-rival.html>Benefit claimants given discounts on Disneyland, luxury watches and sex toyshttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2235587/benefit-claimants-discounts-disneyland-luxury-watches>Cambridge professor loses key ally from letter of supporthttps://archive.ph/8cfrS>Vampire-obsessed man detained after dumping animal corpses outside churches in New Foresthttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/03/man-dumping-animal-corpses-outside-churches-new-forest>Fraudster who stole £300k from pensioner before fleeing to Tenerife finally jailedhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/pamela-gwinnett-fraud-jailed-pensioner-tenerife-joan-green-b3026482.html>Man jailed after claiming electric Jaguar was out of control on motorwayshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/jaguar-motorways-liverpool-crown-court-merseyside-m62-b1292221.html>'It’s just not fair': Tens of thousands of disabled children have no access to summer holiday clubshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-03/tens-of-thousands-of-disabled-children-have-no-access-to-summer-holiday-clubs>Apple launches legal challenge to UK attempt to access encrypted user datahttps://archive.ph/F8Jb0
Bogdan wees on himself in bed on purpose.
tee-hee
Should I start reading books?
>>540138014>>Man jailed after claiming electric Jaguar was out of control on motorways>Nathan Owen, 33, collided with a police car 31 times as officers attempted to stop him
>>540138116He's a good lad
>>540138166Yes but only to figure out it's a waste of time
>>540138148wait how do migrants get smuggled out of Britain? Does the rRNLI drop them back to Calais?
How did an ngo volunteer have enough money no her bank for a bame to withdraw 12000 euros from her account every day for 6 daysAnswers on a nutshell
Human Cigarette dies age 66
>>540138262kek, apparently using lorrys to get them over to France and on to Spain
>>540138166have a go at these if you're feeling mystical
>>540138274snuffed it
>>540138267not looked into her yet, Elizabeth Ross, possibly jewish but the NGO she worked for is part of a jewish money laundering operation that runs phoney charities and is obviously part of a much bigger network
>>540138380>smileynow there's a name I've not heard in a long long time.
>>540138116#LifeHacks#LuxuryLife#EveryShekelCounts
>>540138274From the ash tray to the ash tray.Like a butane nozzle, lost behind the couch.
>>540138116Wow. The gimmick posters sure have some stamina to keep up this boring nonsense.Are you OK lad?Do you need a hug?
>>540138409life snubbed out to soon
>>540138014>Son who kept mum's body in freezer for years collected £78k of her benefitsKinell, their freezer must've been massive.
ladsUsed to get the shits at the end of the night or the days after a night on the lash. More than once i shat my own bed. I now take loperamide when i'm drinking. Sorted.I used to get the horrors real bad after a few nights out on the bevy. I now take 10mg valium the day after. nice one. Take a zopiclone to get to sleep. Bosh.I used to get racing a racing heart after a night getting totally wankered. I now take 40mg propranolol. loveleehere's my problem. As i've gotten older i keep getting industrial grade heartburn after my 8th pint. How do i make it stop and still drink? gaviscon, pebto dismal, rennies dont work. Would omeprazole work?any doctor/pharmacists/nurses/vets posting?
>>540138380Any of these on audible?
>>540138014>chinaman, chinaman>does whateva chinaman can>eat a dog, any size>spread disease, just rike fry>rook out!>here come a chinaman!
>>540138604You can chop bodies up mate.
https://skribbl.io/?pkCEt5Cj
>>540138663The Kybalion is, don't know about the restsome more light reading
>>540138776So glad he's not around anymore.
>>540138148Why is this? Spain has turned into the new Britain? What could even entice them to this? Benefits not good enough? What the FUCK are they doing over there? Thank God for this.
>>540138014It's clear that we are currently transitioning into the new world. A mixed race hi-technology society where nationality and ethnicity is completely meaningless. You can't stop it.
>>540138695Good point. Bet you could get a chopped up body in a 3 drawer freezer.
>>540138876he was a creativehe made things, it showed soul
what if it really is over
>>540138776Fucking hell. I used to be in these games in 2019! Not feeling it today though.
>>540139103you can stop paying taxes though
>>540139148>he made thingsLike case files.
>>540139173I'm A fReE MaN oF tHE LaNd!! hhhnnng.
>>540139156Respawn and the cycle begins again
>>540139173You can't in a cashless society where everything is locked into the system and paid automatically.
>>540139064Dirty sanchez is doing illegal amnesties
>>540139334uhh just stop paying them broget off the teat like a little bitch and simply stop paying them
>>540139103>it’s clearLike fuck.
>Blair era histories describing the Boyars as Russian stakeholders
>>540138516Isn't that a Smiths song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovWE7sWHUH4
>>540139346This is actually true. When you die, you restart life from the beginning. The goal is to win. Unfortunately, because you don't get to take any memories with you, you wind up doing exactly the same things and make exactly the same mistakes, dooming you to repeat the cycle.
>>540139601So life is a simulation?
imagine Owen Jones getting brutally bummed in a prison cell by SS Stormtroopers.
>>540138166Notes from the underground - Big DThe seagull - ChekovNo longer human - Lil dThe tunnel - SabatoA legend of montrose - walter scottBeyond good and evil - Nittythe world as will and representation - Schope a dopebear grylls autobiographydao de jing - lao tzuother than that i can't think of anything else genuinely worth reading except as a reason to understand why you don't like it or for like education, maybe jg ballard kingdom come and kiplings kim as honourable mentions albert camus's exile and the kingdom was bretty good but also not really
>>540139699go to bed owen
>>540138148>A smuggler from Wolverhampton, in the West Midlands, was recently sentenced to five years and three months in prison after making £180,000 (€210,200) organizing smuggling routes across the English Channel. The man had even boasted of successfully getting up to 60 people a week into France.cowards and desterters all of them
>>540139334>Post has nautical tassels I do not recognise your authority in this jurisdiction.
>>540139064Spain plans to legalise thousands of illegals, benefits for migrants are generous too. and once they're legal they can travel and settle anywhere in the EU
https://xcancel.com/LBC/status/2083997775449006126#m>‘A lot of people don’t really understand the benefits of migration.’>Sara Pownall, former Chief Immigration Officer for the Border Force at Heathrow, talks to @ClareFoges about UK politicians getting involved with the Ceuta border crisis.Funny how she thinks the Greens are a testament to the benefits of migration>Sara Pownell, Chief Immigration Officer under Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, has since moved to Ghana.>She now runs a private company which provides Ghanaians with "solutions for all your visa needs". Ah, so it's a sex thing
>>540139815Corr wish I could be a part of the EU again. Bet that'd make things easier.
>>540138380>The Kybalion Listened to a few hours of this on YouTube>Everything is like vibrations dude>Very wise people in the past knew this super secret knowledge and they were very wise blah blah blahNot interesting, don't know if it gets any more interesting later on but I doubt it
>>540138380I used to be into extreme satanism and there is genuine truth to these beliefs. One time I did a ritual as an atheist just thinking it was all bullshit and then got into bed and astral projected. What's weird is that my eyes were closed, but I was pretty much touching the ceiling. I spent all night in this existential dread that there really is a "spiritual world" and since I couldn't follow a "kike on a stick", I decided to follow this instead. Long story short it brought me absolutely nothing but near psychosis and eventually I realised Christ really was God after all. Don't waste your time with this unless you are an atheist I suppose. My journey was so perfect, even when I would listen to people screaming in pain over SS music and waiting to fight people at my job.
>>540139894so she's a people smuggler
>>540139699>imagine Owen Jones getting brutally bummed in a prison cell by SS Stormtroopers.Owen, you queer, if you want that stuff you can use AI, or do that for real.
>>540138380A lot of you lads would benefit from breathing exercises whilst having the naked soles of your feet on a woman's arse, you can hire an escort if you want. You breathe in for 4 seconds, 1 willies, 2 willies, 3 willies, 4 willies, and as you do you have to bring into your minds eye all the things that make you seethe, BAMEs, tethered bottle caps, josh, brannigans crisps being discontinued, BAMEs playing loud music on the bus, electric scooters, BAMEs on electric scooters, new builds, women talking, women smiling, BAMEs smiling, women talking to BAMEs, you have to imagine all these things in your head as small parcels of hatred, each one has a skin around them like the membrane on a cell under a microscope. Hold your breath for another 4 seconds using the willies method, and in that time you are going to imagine a small version of yourself in your head, and you're going to start kicking the fucking shit out of your seethe chakras. That's right, you're going to have a pretend fight in our own head. You're going to do spinny kicks, jumping headbutts, judo chops, throat punches, the fucking lot. When you hit each one ou will imagine its membrane bursting open and its contents, no longer in its gay little hazmat suit, being exposed to the sheer Aryan hatred of your inner mind. All the things that make you seethe will immediacy turn into black goo, a bit like when that big alien fella drinks from the cup on top of a waterfall in that film, you know the one. Then you are going to imagine all that black goo flowing from inside the top of your skull down your throat hole like poo's being flushed down a toilet, as this happens you will breathe out, remember willies, you will imagine all this liquified hatred as black nebulas tendrils going down your body and shooting out the soles of your feet into the woman's arse cheeks, for she is the sacrificial chicken, she shall be the bearer of your seethe
>>540139915go for it lad, you have to go all in, don't listen to this christcuck faggot>>540139939
>>540139939>brought me absolutely nothing but near psychosis and eventually I realised Christ really was God after all."near" psychosis
>>540139991>villain's_origin_story.webm
>>540139939I'm pagan centred, but look into a lot of other practices and traditions. I've found it rewarding and realise it's all agame, and not to take even the deepest practices / ideas too seriously
>>540139980You use this word “people”…
>>540140156
>>540139939What did you think of the movie Passion of the Christ?
>>540140152Nah, he enjoys balls smashing into his face.
>>540140022Alternatively you can go horse riding.
>>540139894>PownallCheck her early life.
>>540139939>anon has a lucid dreamthat's not proof of religion but at least you have the spirit to dream, I usually don't dream anything anymore.
>>540139894>Professional diversity nose rubber.
>>540140154I like to try not to kill things, and appreciate the beauty and cruelty of life, existence is nothing without embodiment. Cellar spiders are king in that regard, maybe Magnapinna
>>540140326>>540140283>>540140258>>540140240>>540140236Good morning saaars!!!! Muslims are bad saaars!!!
>>540138148I fund an NGO that moves boaties from mainland UK to NI so they can skip across the border back into ROI.They continue to claim bennies from UK naturally, even though they are nolonger here, but at least they arent shitting up the place in person.
>>540140283Don't need to with those ears.
>>540139894>'A lot of people don’t really understand the benefits of migration.’She thinks she's 4D chessing it>Wins influence with foreign countries It doesn't >Skims the best talent off from round the globeLol
https://xcancel.com/maxtempers/status/2084283635885121816#m>I went through the planning document and there're 27 mentions of Bangladesh in it! There's not even a pretence of concealing that council housing in Tower Hamlets is the exclusive preserve of “Bangladeshi heritage families”. In fact, it must be explicitly tailored to their needs.>The developers are being scolded for their "lack of discussion of the well-documented contribution made by the Bangladesh and wider immigrant communities to the physical and cultural fabric and viability of Brick Lane". The Public Sector Equality Duty basically exists here to shake them down."land acknowledgements for latecomer interlopers who have never contributed anything and only got their properties via squatting", flick through some of the extracts, they're hilariousall these places like Brick Lane and Curry Mile need to be demolished and turned into something boring and corporate like Starbucks and Waterstones just to spite them
>>540138441"To support the Beis Chinuch Lebonos School. Relief of poverty and the advancement of Orthodox Jewish education."OY VEY DIS IS FUKKIN ANTISEMITIC SHUT IT DOWN!
>>540140463>>Wins influence with foreign countriesDue to Commonwealth voting they literally can influence our country in regards to issue like Kashmir
>>540140154You have all the right intentions don't get me wrong, but Christ really is God. You may disbelieve me, but he is showing himself in person or in dreams all over the globe right now. Particularly to people antithetical to Christianity. It happened to me and it's happening to an alarming rate of Muslims. If you truly want to know the truth Christ will show himself to you. >>540140236Been meaning to watch it. Would probably make me cry honestly. God says he will give you a new heart and he is not lying. Hope you understand in my previous post I was clearly very cold and full of hate.
>>540138635You probably have proton pump genetic mode.
>>540140463>>Skims the best talent off from round the globeand yet expecting a very basic filter of 'no stabby psychotic niggers' is waaay too much to ask
>>540140068I didn't like it, metaphysics / mysticism can be interesting but this book isn't
ugh, i'll probably have to resign my drinking to secret holidays or something from now oni don't think i have the gall to continue in the way i have
>>540140532Ah so she means influence FOR forren cuntrees.
>>540140572I'll tell you what is going to pump.The £1000 of Tesla stock I just bought.
>>540138267Was it from her account or via a corporate card?
>>540140662you're like a vegan the way you go on about it
>>540140733i passionately love drinking, more than anything else
>>540140364yes now go cheer like a good goy for uncle sam and pray for your soldiers to take kharg island for zognald dump and the seven jews of islam or whatever desert god religion you tax evading bog monsters do over there.>>540140543still not convinced, there's too many gods out here for your god to be the correct god. I'll default to preferring a christian centred or cultured society but not because I think it's worth fighting for, but because originally it was violent enough to repulse the invading religions, along with being a good moral foundation for laws that seem reasonable. i.e. thou shalt not steal, meaning property rights etc. but fucking miss me with that sun god pagan shit where you sacrifice people on an altar or druids or whatever nonsense these niggers from africa (witch doctors) and mongoloid mudslimes or juice practice, they can go fucking die please
>>540140674CGT rape tho.
>RoEs according to the Paras:>Good - Unarmed civil rights marchers in the Bogside? Yeah cheers dits, snap firing, in your own time, go on. >Bad - turning back a higgins boat filled with tumescent rapists heading straight for the Brownie Guides beach jamboree? Sorry that's illegal fella.
>>540140543Honestly, it was a bit Christy for my tastes.
>>540140798More than being a giant fanny?
>>540140824Just pop it in your trading 212 isa
>>540140908just googled big pussy to get a picture of vincent pastore but just saw a load of massive fannies
>>540140798Got some tinnies myself la after your inspirational posts earlier this evening.
>>540140326>I usually don't dream anything anymore.Are you smoking huge amounts of weed by any chance?
>>540140326Nah there was no dream, I didn't even see anything, my soul was just above my body. Before that though I was really severely vibrating, like every cell in my body was vibrating. I was so scared I decided to open my eyes to end it and then I was back in my body. You can do it through meditation if you want to find out for yourself. https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1F0Y8In5bswU_K4qkASLw2Y0vpYip4yXy
>>540141017https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MljeQzcmUfE
>>540141045I remember when I finally packed in smoking weed , the dreams were fucking wild.
took me years to find a good dentist and now after 10 years or so they are no longer at the place i go to and the others there aren't really that good so now i need to find a new place and dentisti don't like change
https://xcancel.com/nonregemesse/status/2084004091261276229#m>Absolutely nothing will prepares you for what this wheelchair user does when the chairlift at a train station doesn’t work.She, er, just walked up the stairs lol>Maybe she just has a wheelchair after a solid night of fuckin>She’s too busy fucking over the tax payerlmaoooooohttps://xcancel.com/nonregemesse/status/2084278626548142341#m>This woman does gymnastics and there are people in the thread defending herhahahaha we're so fucked >She has late stage fibromyalgia, it causes her body to constantly be tired and in pain. Yoga acts as therapy for it by relieving muscle tension. Same concept with the fairly light gymnastics she's doing. Just because someone can walk, doesn't mean they aren't disabled.Not a real thing, on the same level as chronic fatigue >She's also got tourettes but not the kind where you say slurs cos that would be mean and people might think she's bad!! What are the odds?>So the fuck what? I can run up the stairs half the week but I can’t stand still for more than a few minutes. Different movements cause different issues shocker.PIPmongs are subhuman
>>540141059yeah cool mate, but what if you have another experience that is the opposite, or no experience at all?
>>540141135In 10 years you could have learned to be your own dentist.
>>540140912Fuck these cuntsWant a face scan to do anything on it
gonna lose my job like gonna pull a fit note trap card
>>540141045insomnia, rarely do I get enough sleep to dream but man it's wild if you get some good sleep, if you do lucid dreaming you can control a lot more, just keep me in those dreams but yeah like all dreams it's not real. tldr I don't smoke weed
>>540141380Considered not drinking? Thought you found Christ.
Hey pineapple britbro, check out how many you can get out of just one.Each of these round crowns at the base you can plant after you harvest it and wait a few weeks and you get another pineapple in two years.Anyway, I hope all is well over there on the Island and that you do away with the new guy that is just as bad as the old one.
>>540141457well i'm going to see me gp tomorrow and have been referred to alcohol service-i did but then i lost him againi just don't trust saint paul and it all unraveled from there
>>540141226i fucking hate going to the dentist and would if i could lad, put it off too long as it isit's going to be such a fucking hassle taking a gamble on a new place until i'm happy, i just know i'm going to get someone shit for the next few visits
>>540141508>me go>cauldron...
>>540141135I transferred from one dentist over to another one that I work near to because I noticed this fit girl who works as a dental assistant there, but now I’m with them I remember that my teeth, though good looking, are quite embarrassing as I have a lot of fillings. I don’t want her looking in my mouth now because it shows what a scruffy bum I’ve been. Looks like I don’t have a dentist anymore.
>>540141156>Watched videoFor faaaarksake man. All of it.
>>540141475One pineapple every two years?
got the first toothaches of my life latelyliterally never had a dentist so I was reading on NHS website about "visit a dentist if" and I'm thinking, dentist?
>>540140489there's more, that was just a quick dig, lots more avenues to investigate, go for it, money laundering, ngos, charities
>>540141607she's gonna sneak in one night and take a peep at your dental recordshe's gonna know everything
>>540141650From each plant, if you remove the crown and replant it, then you add these new crowns that sprout randomly from the plant.Like regrowing sweet potatoes/potatoes/garlic and so forth.
>>540141156>progressive people who develop a chronic pain condition and need canes or a wheelchairSeriously what the fuck explains this? I know literally 3 people in my personal life that are like this now and suddenly walk with a cane or worse. Normally I barely see internet memes translate to my real life that much but this one absolutely does.
>>540141711>nhs dentistlol, lmaogood luck, probably about 600 quid you're looking at
>>540141650
>>540141475nice pineapples brazilbrodidn't know those heads become plants, i just plant the tops of store bought ones kekhere's one of mine this year
>>540141607You pumped her yet? An anon on here said he'd pumped his dentist so I'm assuming it's normal.
>>540141797Covid massively gave prestige to healthcare and health issues so it's an easy shortcut for more care and attention and allows for counter signaling other people that they not heckin good folx
>>540141829Looks like shit mate.
>>540141849How naive are you?
>>540141829Yours is a different kind, mine are pearl pineapples ( Ananas comosus - they are the sweetest ) and they have thorns on the leaves, I only have one plant like yours that is slim with no thorns.
>>540141800wouldnt even know where to begin think I just need to drink less red bull and be more vigilant about my teethfirst cavities I've ever had, they fucking suck, but my options as man with no dentist are limited at this pointfucked if they get worse, yeah
Started having toothaches in my wisdom teeth in 2018. Went to the dentist and was told they'd have to be removed. Didn't make an appointment and didn't go back. Pain would come and go every few months but eventually stopped. Now my wisdom teeth are just decaying, one's almost completely hollowed out. Used to dread the thought of going to a dentist back then, now dread it even more knowing every dentist is probably foreign now.
>>540141711You've not lived until you've had an infected tooth and developed lockjaw. It's not a fun few days, and they're very very long days when you cant sleep, and until you've got a dental appointment, been prescribed antibiotics, and waited for them to do their thing, and then have to get your tooth removed. Mine was a wisdom tooth, and I never ever want pain and sleep deprivation like it ever again.tl;dr go the dentist lad
>>540141935just start putting some money aside, shit happens. It may not be as much as that, but be prepared for the worst
>>540141895That's a no then.Fine. I guess the rest of us will get on with pumping our dentists.
>>540141940>Now my wisdom teeth are just decaying, one's almost completely hollowed outmine fell out biting into a lidl pizza one day, came out in the doughleft behind a little rim tho that kept cutting up the back of my gumsnightmareit had been covered up by my gums up until that point, just came out already brokenruined my pizza too
>>540141940Do it before it becomes so badly rotted they can't extract it properly and you gotta have them butcher your mouth
>>540141910mine is a costa rican clone im also growing corn again this year doing good didn't you plant banana trees recently? how are they
>>540142010>developed lockjaw.I've partially lost my hearing in one ear from tooth infection if that counts.
>>540141940I've heard some proper horror stories about taking wisdom teeth out. Literal crowbars were involved. They fuse into the jaw bone
>>540140476>all these places like Brick Lane and Curry Mile need to be demolished and turned into something boring and corporate like Starbucks and Waterstones just to spite themA Pyramid of Bame Skulls monument* should be constructed on Brick Lane*there's also going to be one in Birmingham
>>540141940You'll end up with an infected tooth, your breath will smell like pus. you'll then be in for pain like you wished you never had, and you'll give ANYTHING to make it go away.My dentists was a fit young muslim woman, really friendly. At that point i'd have converted to islam just to make the pain go away.
just checked my phone after like a week of just ignoring and in sweaty dreadcan't express the dread at not checking my phone>no replies to job applications>11 emails all spam(payslip says i'm only getting 1k this month, just enough to afford bills)>17 whatsapp messagesmostly just about my mum getting a virusmy managers covered the shift without even speaking to me and said:>mate i don't even want anything, how are youteam leader said:>how you keeping ladeven the fucking duty manager has messaged me like:>What's happening pali wonder if my aunt has rang them letting them know my head went completely west
>>540142272>job applicationsyou're a middle aged glow nigger
>>540142138I never had the hearing thing, but I couldn't open my jaw more than about 1-2cm for about 2 weeks.
>>540141797It’s the culmination of decades of welfare and the entire focus of the country being to keep the most dysgenic people alive. There is a very particular type of welfare goblin in this country that you simply don’t get elsewhere. Curiously, we also seem to produce lots of extremely resilient and strong men as a nation from largely the same background. I have no idea why this is the case but if you go to Norway, for example, the natives are just a bunch of healthy tall people that aren’t ever physically extreme - aside from perhaps their height. If you went to literally any native council estate here then you would find everything from professional boxers and WSM size men to the most crippled and fucked up people you’ve ever seen. They are either roid monsters and fighters or CeX lurking bagheadsAs an aside, we are the only people in western or Northern Europe with a native underclass aside from the Irish
>>540142135>didn't you plant banana trees recently? how are theyI will try to take a picture now but the sun is setting.They are taller than me already, I am king of the manlets territory so they are over 6 ft tall.
>>540142339you know what it is i've missed like 10 shifts this monthhow the fuck am i not fired without a fit noteand that's just this month
>>540142341I'm pretty sure it's because the inflammation at the root managed to interfere with that tube that connects the back of your nose with the back of your ear.Just waiting in the lottery win to get them fixed*>*I also broke the same one on the opposite side as a result of biting my teeth together so much, because I'm that hard like
When are the muzzies going to take to the streets with the guns and weapons they've been hoarding in their mosques and start a jihad? Surely the west is weak enough already and there's enough of them here now that they can have a good chance at winning? They're just being shit at this point if they keep longing it out.
>>540142433you're a good lad, your posts are always wholesome and interesting
>>540142010i had this a few years back, literally the worst pain ever, couldn't sleep, rotating co-codamol and ibuprofen every two hours until the antibiotics kicked in after 3 days or so - was sobbing myself to sleep when i was exhausted enough i could pass out from sleep deprivation
>>540142141>I've heard some proper horror stories about taking wisdom teeth out. Literal crowbars were involved. They fuse into the jaw boneI'm pushing 50, my infected wisdom tooth was also impacted with a large cavity. They're honestly really not that bad being removed. Local anaesthetic and roughly 1-2 mins of prying and it was out with no issues. Don't belive all the horror stories.... Except the onces that say their fucking excruciating when infected
that's sent mei need to get sober and stop being a fuckhead
>>540142440You have done the research to optimise your sicky right? Read up on employment tribunals etc so you're three steps ahead?How much are you actually drinking and how often? You're not one of those guys who thinks three stubbies is a problem?
>>540142573my contact is zero hours so i'm basically just a body they can do away with at their discretion
we fight every night baby i don't want to do that
>>540141940salt water, whenever you have pain
I am good at my job though
>>540142555You'll always be a fuckhead to me lad.When you get sober. Promise me you'll never come back to brit/pol/ and bore us with your tedious shit. Ta.
>>540139773hire him ffs he'll sort out the migrant problem alone
>purpl disabled discountsmum literally just signed up.
>>540142433Here too - but they are wanky little ones.
>>540141781Fucking hell. I’m not getting into the pineapple business now.
>>540142512>i had this a few years back, literally the worst pain ever, couldn't sleep, rotating co-codamol and ibuprofen every two hoursLol, yep EXACTLY the same for me, counting the hours until the co-codamol and ibuprofen would start to wear off, then waiting an hour or so before you could have another so you don't overdose. Popping more pills, waiting an hour for them to start working, hoping you get an hours sleep before the throbbing starts again.... I was that soldier, you have my sympathies.
what a surprise they're all womenhttps://xcancel.com/CPhilpOfficial/status/2083833978461528427
>>540142900I want a civil war so badly.
>>540142813They need a lot of fertilizer, I know some commercial banana crops in my region and they have "fertigation/nutrigation", however you want to name it, they harvest they when they are green and they put them on refrigerators before they go to distribution and super markets, this is why commercial bananas have an odd taste, it is more or less like they do with citrus.You can put bananas on the refrigerator if you want to preserve them, even if they are ripe, but you have to cover them entirely with a towel otherwise they get dark brown and ugly.
>>540142813Wow. How amazing French cunt.Bananas in France, who would have thunk it!What a colourful and interesting life you have.
Imagine being such a friendless sadcunt that this worthless shithole general is your only way of interacting with people so you spend 18 hours a day every single day making every single thread without fail whilst also having 30+pbtid on every single thread and mostly posting about how you want to have sexual intercourse with horses or any other random degenerate bullshitCouldn't be me tbqh
>>540141849No. Women don’t like ordinary men in real life. I was just hoping to get to stare at her more than I currently get to.
>>540142702i swear whenever i come back here i end up in the maelstrom againthe biggest indicator is me just checking 4plebsthen maybe i do a nice little post and it gets 1 you then i start doing 20 minutes of chinese instead of one hournext thing you know i'm crying in the street, watching inane documentaries like they are the holy grail and too sweaty and paranoid to make myself a cup of tea or string a thought together or play videogames
>>540142971they harvest them*
Really interesting thread reading about everyone's toothaches
>>540142942"Be the change you want to see in the world"
>>540143025>play videogamesagain, you are a middle aged man
>>540143146Better than reading about horsejeetnonces fixation with horse genitalia or floppos mental asylum stories or wogcreams £3.95 welfare sandwich.
>>540143146I'm glad people were talking about toothaches because I'd had a toothache and it really hurts and I wanted to talk about my toothache
>>540143146If you read this you now have a toothache
>>540143202If you pay more than £3.95 for a sandwich you're a mug regardless of income.
>>540142979Hey - get fuckt
>>540143326Maybe if your sandwich consists of rat excrement
>>540142845get some decent painkillers
>>540143326i pay £1.50 for a ginsters sausage roll
>>540142900>muh ECHRHis lot had the opportunity. They had years. They chose not to. They won't.
>>540143146mad how that part of your skeleton just sits out there in your mouth exposed like thatyou can also now feel a dull ache in one of your back bottom teeth
Can’t believe how hot a 4.5 tog duvet is in this weather. Fucking Asda didn’t have anything thinner. Sweating my bollocks off.
>>540143545Teeth aren't bones, lad.
>>540143557>4.5 togthats a winter duvet
>>540143545>part of your skeleton
>>540143545>skeleton
>>540143460The ponzi scheme economy can't grow without immigration because there are now more deaths than births in Britain, so the Conservatives will have to capitulate on continuing importing millions, or end the liberal state for them to stop the house of cards falling.
>>540143587>>540143647>>540143675he got his (you)'s let's just move on
>>540143587>>540143647>>540143675don't care about your semantics
>>540143545Would be even more mad if your skeleton just jumped out of your body
>>540143557Sleep under a beach towel so it soaks up your sweat.
>>540143743
>>540143725Have I been done?
You now realise there's a skeleton inside you
>>540143545You are now breathing manually.
>>540143719We can break out of it and build a new economy, reindustrialise, and get back to it.But that would take hard work and new politicians.
>>540143833IIRC, you fully replace your skeleton over a period of thirty years.
>>540143877neat
>>540143877yh if u gay as hell
Stop scratching your arse and sniffing your fingers.
>>540143875I know. Nothing is impossible, just got to win and then do something.
>>540142652Bet you're a massive liability
>>540143988That's just a fact, but when i am in work i do good stuffi'm massively overqualified and over experienced for my jobin my job not being an african immigrant and having perfect english is a virtueso it's not hard to be good at my job
>>540143877ye i bet you like getting new bones in you constantly gayboy
>Yes — teeth are part of your skeletal system, though they're a bit of a special case.>So teeth are usually classified as part of the skeletal system functionally (some anatomists group them separately as part of the "dental" or "stomatognathic" system)>search for images of skeletons>all include teeth
>>540143833
>>540144181ye i bet you have a bone inside you gayboy
>>540144150>claims to not care>goes and looks it upStill wrong, tho.
>>540144150yeah but there's a reason for that
>>540144181Sounds about right
