The US Military needs ideas to punish Iran, but lack ideasWhat do you suggest them, /pol/?
Clog all the toilets in Tehran
Airdrop beavers, then flood the country
>>540141246Leak another pandemic but this time blame Iran
>>540141246Deport everyone ICE arrests there.
>>540141246feels like they wanted to ask Chatgpt and accidently sent it to the "troops"
>>540141246Strip all Israeli dual citizens and liberal Jews of assets then deport them to Tehran.
>>540141246Send them Mr. Ladybug's lemonparty stash.
>>540141480U.S. military uses Claude, not lowbrow ChatGPT.
>>540141246I bet if we nuked israel off the face of the earth that would really piss iran off.We should do that.
I think deploying aerosol or liquid forms of hyper deadly diseases to their livestock and crops, maybe slip in a few prion diseases here and there to ensure the terror lasts at least at a couple decades.
>>540141246Unless muttniggers want to kys themselves and accept pain, toil and sacrifice (total war) there is no way for winning this easily and fast
>>540141246Tactical surrender. Performative israeli humiliation. Give bibi an opportunity to spin it for re-election. And… Give iranians smartphones. Totally unregulated, free smartphones. Especially to the women and children. Just airdrop them all over the place. Phones for everybody. Maybe MAYBE make the smartphones look islamic but make sure the fun shit is still easily accessed
send trump's kids over there to get gang rapped.
Drop 3 pigs in their capital but label them 1, 2 and 4.
>>540141246airdrop youths, teens, lunchtime rowdies, etc
>>540141246Back a campaign where Iranian women are allowed to drive cars and vote
>>540141246Mass immigration of Indiana.
>>540143063Indians fucking autocorrect
>>540141246Can't they just ask AI like they do for everything else?
>>540141246empty our prisons over there
>>540141416this, drop them in with parachutes
>>540142582it usually takes a crane to get it out
>>540141246It is clear the only resolution to this matter is to nuke Israel and say they self detonated
>>540141246what a weird and unusual requestha!
>>540143452Or without, whatever.
>>540141837>I think deploying aerosol or liquid forms of hyper deadly diseases to their livestock and crops, maybe slip in a few prion diseases here and there to ensure the terror lasts at least at a couple decades.Are you trying to get Americans genocided by a small knowledgeable terrorist group?
>>540141246Get them to irrationally promote the least capable, to "restore balance" and as "restorative justice", so that their entire society is shit and dysfunctional. In short:PrOgReSsIvE StAcK them to death. Top to Bottom. Nothing will work well and anyone who mentions the reason will be punished.
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>>540141246Send Mormons door-to-door in Tehran
