Is Chris Chan the modern jesus christ or at the very least a prophet? Why or why not?
I dont get it
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>>540149929Transubstantiation catechism of the Church of Cwiki>Drink my Spunk in Memory of Me
>>540149929He ascended with his finnish waifu
Going from lolcow to happy wife happy life is a modern hero journey
>>540149929Chris Chan was supposed to be this generation's Hitler, but Mossad agents from the future went through the CERN time portal and trooned him out so he wouldn't cause the real Holocaust.
Do (You) realize anon, that they can condemned this thread!!
Hmm yes the man claiming to be Jesus Christ who gave birth to his son Sonichu and keeps the 99 universes stable through sheer willpower isn't schizophrenic
>>540149929It is probable that Chris-chan suffered from Havana Syndrome during his time in captivity, similar to Jeffrey Epstein. That puts him in the running.
>>540149929No, s/he is just crazy, and Jesus wouldn't fuck his mother who has dementia.Of course if an unterdimentional rift opens up and cartoon characters start pouring out of it, I'll eat my words.
