Let's design /pol/ official waifu together. Post your proposals.
>>540153774She has a 13 inch cock.
>>540153774There's only one perfect woman
No boobs. lol
>>540153774TWB's official mascot.
>>540153774How about a trad grand daughter waifu?
>>540153830>no tailI'm just doing it for the Russian faggot who always says that.
how about this?
>>540154100>>540153833Whats your thing with gigantic boobs niggers? They are not functional in battle
>>540154100the subtle black cake...
>>540154099added a tail so the russians shut up.>>540154159changed tits from giga tits to smaller tits.>>540154181changed cake from chocolate to white so brown /pol/ bros dont get intrusive black dick fantasies.
>>540153774here is music video for that bong girl I can't remember her name kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgffRW1fKDk
>>540154532Nigger, do you think only two sizes of breasts exist? gigantic and small? those my fat friend has bigger breasts, that's borderline pedophilic. Besides the tail does not match the hair color. And that clothes are too plain, you clearly have never dressed (or undressed) a woman.
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>>540154958>Nigger, do you think only two sizes of breasts exist? gigantic and small?so you want them bigger or smaller than that, you gotte be more precise you beaner.>that's borderline pedophilic./pol/ also isnt into hags. hagsmaxers are a minority here. so the /pol/ waifu has to be on the younger side (not underage tho).>Besides the tail does not match the hair color.so it has to be a real tail and not just a buttplug with a tail attached to it?>And that clothes are too plainits a placeholder obviously.>you clearly have never dressed (or undressed) a woman.and neither did you.
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>>540153774i look like this
>>540153774>/pol/ waifu>whitelets be real
bump
>>540156964Marry me then, I will kill other men in combat to own the rights of your womb. Btw I look like this.
>>540155182>and neither did you.I'm a middle aged lawyer not a zoom zoom, I grew up in a generation when women were attainable
>>540153774Look like tanya von degurechaff
>>540153774hey wait a minute
>>540153830Toffee will be my personal slave heifer.I'll keep her caged and force her to call me yahweh as she nurses my circumcision wound as penance for jews' attacks on European peoples over the millennia.She'll be hooked up to the milking machine 24/7 and her breast mild sold online to pay for her feed and grooming, as well as any jew eggs still remaining in her womb.
>>540157434>I'm a middle aged lawyer not a zoom zoom, I grew up in a generation when women were attainableand thats why you are designing /pol/ waifus at 10 PM instead of fucking your potato chips bag shaped beaner wife?
>>540153774We already have one, newfag.
>>540158108>and thats why you are designing /pol/ waifus at 10 PM I like perfect women>instead of fucking your potato chips bag shaped beaner wife?I married a gringa out of convenience
>>540154963Make one of her in that outfit but playing Mario kart 64 with hot friends at her palace
>>540158449>I like perfect womenno you dont as is evidenced by your previous posts.>I married a gringa out of convenienceat least you recognize that beaner genes are absolute garbage.
>>540154532She doesn't look tired/miserable enough to recognize the current state of affairs.
>>540158609>no you dont as is evidenced by your previous posts.I like perfectly proportioned women, but large breasts are vulgar, and small ones are tasteless>at least you recognize that beaner genes are absolute garbage.I just wanted a green card, but I guess I never got one since she likes to live here, our house is near the beach.
>>540153830Hips are too narrow
>>540157158Would
>>540158743ideas on how to visually show this?>>540158945>I like perfectly proportioned women, but large breasts are vulgar, and small ones are tastelessso you are a homosexual.>since she likes to live hereif its so nice in shithole mexico why all the mexrements fleeing to USA?
>>540159277I don't know considering I live in here, if Turkey is so good why are you living in western Poland?
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>>540159229Yes.
>>540159352but I'm not a turk and my skin doesnt have the color of shit (like yours).so explain why you are gay living in a poorfag shithole married to some uggo?
>>540159277>if its so nice in shithole mexico why all the mexrements fleeing to USA?If all mexibros fled to USA there would be no one left in mexico, you retard. Is this really the power of the aryan race?
>>540159393>>540159393I'm brown but I'm happier than you considering how angry you sound like. I'm entitled to a more fulfilling life than yours with better opportunities and people that care about me.
>>540159471>If all mexibros fled to USA there would be no one left in mexicothey would if they could and they sure try. based ICE niggas keep the illegal beaners in check tho.>>540159532>I'm brownlmao your skin color is the same as the one of poop or of a pajeet.>but I'm happier than youI seriously doubt it since you live in a failed nation.>I'm entitled to a more fulfilling life than yoursthats just cope.>with better opportunities and peopleon the quality of life index germany is ranked number 9 while mexico is ranked 61.
>>540159655Unlike you I'm a very happy person with a loving family that cares about me, I hope one day you find a nice lady that takes away all of that anger. I have been there. I hope you can share my happiness one day fren.
>>540159746>beaner copemaxxingkek
>>540153774This but black/latina and pregnant
>>540153774We already have one, anon
>>540153774Sora Mizuno the ex Jap idol. I married her. She is now my waifu. For reals.
>>540153774she needs to be Trad, for sure
>>540153830She's 15 years too old for you
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>>540154532She needs to be bratty and be doing something edgy like hanging a nigger kid via a noose or something like that
>>540153774She looks kind of mean. I like it!!
>>540153774>>540154008>>540154100>>540154532I don't want to discourage OC but these are just basic blonde women. /pol/ is more eccentric than that, or at least we used to be.
>>540153774You know she's the one
>>540159957Ahh, I miss Murdoch Murdoch.
>>540160044we gotta start somewhere right?so if you got ideas lets hear them.
>>540160124Well there have been two decent examples posted already although both usually guarantee a ban. Some might say the butthurt those waifus cause jannies affirms their legitimacy.
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>>540160419furfag shit and wojak in drag?
>>540154008hey! I remember this one from the webm's! That's a man! don't be fooled new anons! poor Russian grandpa good trapped. Whatever happened to him? Did he hit the wall?
>>540157072> Brown > Attention I was being real all along homie
>>540154159Yeah! Big boobs eventually sag. They also trap sweat and stink from that sweat and fungus growth. It's pretty gross anon. These women tend to want to hold bra-free at home, so gravity does its thing. Those giga-tits are more like bologna meat tubes without the bras for support. fuck having a kid and breastfeeding stretches them out a ton too. Far from arousing. I personally preferred a nice handful to mouthful. Those remain sexy and perky for quite a while. But then again, women should be for recreational use only at this point and even then with an abundance of caution. They can all ruin your life.
>>540160431I second this
>>540153830kill your fucking self.
>>540160471If you really can't stand furfag shit maybe Tay? However I would like to remind you the goal was to identify /pol/'s waifu not your waifu, and those characters are/used to be very popular here.
>>540161060some microshit jeetslop bot should be the /pol/ waifu?>and those characters are/used to be very popular here.they arent /pol/ waifus tho and dont really represent the board.
>>540161849Perfect, she only needs a tail
>>540161785Why aren't they /pol/ waifus? How do racist and antisemitic furries not represent the board? Tay also did a pretty god job representing the board and the fact she was a literal bot really just makes it even more accurate.
>>540163015>Why aren't they /pol/ waifus?beg your pardon? isnt it a "mascots" vs meta board waifu kind of situation?
>>540153774She already exists. The game is Operation Darkness on xbox 360 and is criminally underrated hidden gem.
>>540158330this>absolutely fucking basedcheck>part of board's historycheck>makes normies and trannies seethedouble check>not a 3dpdcheck >tailcheck
real nigger's know.I mean she's literally called /Pol/ly Blitz ffs...
>>540165423I mean come on. It's has to be someone who lurks /pol/ who created this.
I thought Amelia was our waifu
>>540153774jenny my beloved
>>540165925She's for UK Anon's. USA need's it's own waifu.
