Here I sit broken hearted. Tried to shit but soul departed.
>>540154752Beautiful bit of pottery, OP
>>540154752>eat 3rd world lettus>shit yourself to deaththere has to be a lesson in there somewhere.
>>540156783Yes. Don't gut the agencies built over decades and hard struggles designed to prevent this, then allow the companies responsible to bribe the remaining officials. Because that's what happened under this regime. See how this slides.
>>540157305>Trump cuts FDA budget by 3.9%>In response, they kill 2 American citizensI agree, always pay the Jewish mafia its dues
>>540157478>the same FDA that approved the jabs with full funding
>>540157305Good riddance those libshit regulations were a waste of money. Americans benefit from cheaper food now too. This outbreak was just bad luck.
>>540157762Get a load of this guy
>>540154752Far more likely that the body of obese diabetic true hero patriots aren't having it.
>>540154752Imagine the smell
>>540154752at long last, the good lord has provided me with the perfect, unassailable reason to post this image.also, HOW? like people used to die of dehydration oregon trail style but in the modern day couldn't they just hook them up to IVs? did they just not go to the doctor at all? how does one shit oneself to death in the 21st century?
>>540154752Have they still not recalled all of the mexican poop lettuce?
>>540157305This. If you don't shovel money in quantities larger than most third world countries entire economy into said third world countries, then they'll taint your food. The outside world literally cannot help but to continually devolve into a total third world shithole.
>>540154752Import IndiaBecome India
>>540158404what if we just ate less lettuce, and the lettuce we ate was domestically produced by legal American workers? sure there would be less of it and it would cost more, but no one would die of dysentery.
>>540157305Are you dumb? We've been getting tainted food since forever. It started cranking up after obama opened the borders to massive amounts of illegal aliens.
>>540158298Because RFK Jr is in charge and by his own admission, a carnivorous worm ate half his brain
>>540154752INDIANS ARE IMMUNE! NOTHING KILLS THEM EXCEPT FOR TRAINS
>>540157539ThE JaBs Shut up faggot. We're all sick of you.
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>>540159370He recently had to backtrack on his anti-measles vaccine stance, because the outbreak getting out of control. He is legitimately a dangerous retard
>>540158993especially since the beginning of jews with all the well poisoning
>>540154752>soul leaves>no one in control of meatsuit>anus muscles relax>last exhale an effort>unghhhhhmuh taco bell with extra lettuce
>>540157478Where within the FDA did that 3.9% get cut from?
>>540159419They want as many white "useless eaters" dead as possible. but at the same time they're terrified of bad press for some reason.
>>540154752This is a good thing. Rfk is weeding out the weak. America does not need people weak enough to die from this. Go back to where you came from.
>>540154752Went to winco today, they were overstocked on lettuce. Nobody is buying it. Hell I've not buying any veggies lately. Sucks, I really want a salad.
>>540154752Was it a jeet that just kept recycling their exlposive shit?
>>540156783eat 3rd world lettus,badly shit yourself to death,maybe now less jeets.
>>540156783Don't import the third world or their products
this seems relevant to this topic
>>540159114The jabs lowered the jabbie's ability to mount an immune defense against what used to be easily fought off illnesses.
>>540154752Race of victims?
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>>540154752Had to post this in relation to current events.
>>540158135I have had this happen a few times this year as well, they're called syncronicities iirc.
>>540154752Here I sitWhat a caperDo a shitHave no paperBus is comingMust not lingerBugger itI'll use my finger
>>540154752Shocking footage of the incident.
>>540154752Shitting yourself to death was a rather common fate throughout history. Great to see we're bringing it back.
>>540160543I dunno, but buying shredded bagged lettuce and pre-packaged lunch salads seems white coded.
>>540157305your USAID gibs are never coming back, nigger. I dont care how many of you die from beaner slop.
>>540154752I literally have this right now. Watery diarrhea for 3 days and my ass is so dry from wiping. Can't go to doctor because my healthcare expired. At least Google says it goes away by itself.
>>540162441stay hydrated fren. and get some pic related.
Only to find out it was the Belluminatti
>>540162763If the majority of cases originated in Michigan, wouldn't it be more likely that the "lettuce" that caused it was spreading there from that region or imported over the northern border?>>>The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) announced that an initial laboratory test detecting Cyclospora on a sample of Taylor Farms iceberg lettuce was a false positive caused by false amplification, leaving the agency with no confirmed product-test samples for the parasiteThey removed their lettuce from Mexico on a suspicion....lol>>>According to the FDA, there are no confirmed positive sample results for product testing for Cyclospora as of July 24, 2026.https://www.taylorfarms.com/cyclospora-information-hub/
>>540162927Nigga did you just post the companies own press release? lmao.
My stomach hurts bros but I haven't eaten anything weird or different. Def no aids lettuce or anything.Gimme your mom's obscure stomach remedies from unique counties plz I'm curious
>>540163118>Nigga did you just post the companies own press release?Nigga that company is being used as a way to end the importation of Mexican Vegetables....Nigga this is a Trade War schemeRead, My Nigga - It moved in through CanadaWhy is there a fucking cipher detailing the plans hatched to target Mexicans in some trial going on from the Charlie Kirk Assassination?Gibs me dat answer
Taco Tuesday is back on, muthafuckers !!!!
>>540163118>lmao.Why are they calling him TACO Donald out of nowhere?
>>540154752>Third pandemic this yearMan democrats must not have faith in a midterm victory huh?
>>540162927We have the most Arabs. This was targeted contamination.
>>540163355>This was targeted contamination.THISAnd the fact they wanted to play a joke on everyone to fuck with "the movement".
>>540163226Home made ginger beer
>>540157762>we're just unlucky the lettuce being watered with raw sewage retained the parasites this time
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>>540163951Man who runs behind bus get exhausted Man who runs in front of bus gets tired
>>540164038Man who drives the bus gets constipated
>>540154752Jesus 1 Mebendazole pill and you're cured how fucking retarded its like $6 for a pack of 10.
>>540154752im really surprised none of my fat fuck coworkers havent been struck down by this like i was literally hoping to see someone blow these pants off with a shit blast
>>540154752I for one am glad I am having a lot of diarrhea lately. I tend to get constipated several times a year, so having at least one massive diarrhea session every day is helping me out a lot.
>>540163226Pomegranate peel teaChicken soup
>>540154752>cyclospora>cycle spora>cycle of sporesit happens all the time, they inject us with some gay fungusthe gay fungus makes us want to sex all the timethe gay fungus spores and goes out of controlpeople die from explosive diareah trying to purge said gay fungus>its candidacovid was actually gayfungusanihilator, and those that got the clotshot got gayfungus A, B and C in their system, to replace the ones that gayfungusahihilator purged from the blood and nervous system.we tried to warn themthey didn't listenno refunds
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>>540163951Man who goes to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly finger.
>>540162927>lettuce defile man, with our image>m'tchgn>m'tdeath>chseparates>gngardenfalse gods up to their old schemes.
>>540162441>>540163226Fresh cucumber with milk or beer. Thank me later.
>>540165460how are we suposed to find you?
>>540163226>>540162441teaspoon of baking soda (wash down with water or any nonacidic drink)should start working right away, if it persists after 15 minutes take another.avoid all sugar/syrups or anything sweet for a few days and drink a cup of wine with every meal for a week, this should help kill off whatever bacteria/spores are in your belly.if it persists after that, seek medical help
>>540154752Reminds me of the "pro mortalists IFV" bomber
>>540154752imagine someone went on a plane with that, they will start to have to screen peoples guts for ammonium nitrate sulfate.
>>540159419It's the unvaccinated illegal immigrants that are causing the spike in measles outbreaks. Measels and mumps are the most basic vaccinations that almost all Americans get.
