The US Government and Police departments of this country are now installing devices into your body to create severe pain.They are installing devices into your head,mouth,shoulder,penis,vagina, once these devices are installed you automatically black out at night, they then proceed to enter your home, and install more of this crap into your body.They want to hear every conversation you are having and control every aspect of your life, all in effort to line their pockets with money, with disregard to your life, and your family's life.Help stop this atrocity by spreading the word to as many people as possible.Beware, the police and government are now having undercover friends drug you, put you to sleep, and install tiny microphones into your mouth and skull. Side effects may include severe pain, accidents that were not your fault.When you go to sleep, you black out, and the government and police break into your home and rape you, and install more of this shit into your body.Spread the word. Don't let new friends sleep over.Tell all your friends, its only a matter of time before it effects you.Signs that this has happen to you,1. severe tooth pain.2. your anus was loose when you woke up.3. your girlfriends vagina has some kind of bump in it.4. unexplainable pain randomly, throughout the day.5. stomach pain, cant crap.things to do to annoy the police and goverment that are listening to you through unuathorized taps into your body. (this helps kill some of these in your body and flush them out)1. making slirping sounds with your mouth.2. try to stay up for over 48 hours without going to sleep, try to take a lot of craps.3. monster energy drink.4. avoid eating out, try cooking at home.5. avoid shady doctors and clinics.6. lots of bread and crapping.7. after meals use a plastic toothpick to clean your teeth.8. boiling hot showers.watch what you say, some money hungry rat is listetning to everyword you say.
The police and government are now installing tiny microscopic microchips into your mouth and body so they can listen to every word you are saying.Don't come to los angeles, everyone in the town is a goverment or police rat.Don't let strangers sleep over at your house.These same devices installed into your body create pain.It's in everything you own, you visit a doctor, he sticks it into your body.In the food you eat.In your tireWatch out, be careful what you say and do.
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>>540155116How often do you wake up with a loose anus OP?
>>540155116No devices necessary.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T501LHx0R_Q
>>540155834everyday :(
>>540155116Now this is what I call a great threadOp, I haven't said this in like 20 yearsYou are a winrar
>>540155116>your anus was loose when you woke up.What the qrd on morning anal inspections? I never check mine, is that bad?
You forgot ONE important symptomThe penis is the antenna. Transwomen learned that to escape the matrix one has to remove the penis. It makes total sense if you think about it
I think the government put a chip in my head when I was interviewed for the Stargate program. What do you think OP?
>>540155969>>540155969yes it is :(
>>540155973You're a law enforcement officer trying to discredit OP with outrageous information..No one here will believe your lies.
>>540156054they did, you're going to get raped tonight
>>540156064I'm not, you are. All the British Police are asleep right now.
>>540156058Do you like anal sex?They must be doing pretty hard rape.I've done anal and by morning my anus was no longer loose.
>>540155973Ha, but they don't remove it, they turn it outside in. Bazanga, what a fucking concept!
>>540156107>you areI'm notYou are.
>>540156101Again?
>>540156108I don't, I suspect they're drugging my food when I'm not home
>>540156183I drug my own food before they can get to it. I know their every move before they do. I'm just too schizo for "work".
>>540155398>>540155698Imagine bumping your own schizo thread
can I successfully shit out their trackers?
>>540156336It's a schizo bait thread. He's a CIA gangstalker. And I might add, a fucking nigger.
>>540156369Proof is in the pudding. Pics please!
>>540156454no I'm not
>>540156548Then why are you following me?
I'm about to moon a Flock camera for all my niggas locked up in the psych ward being looshed by Alpha Draco reptilians.
>>540156369you should try shoving a bunch of paper towels up there after so that they cant put a new tracker in
>>540156593Gonna have government trackers flying outta your butthole straight at that government camera.
what's he been up to now the daft cunt?
>>540156749Use the whole roll so he still has a tube to shit from.
>>540156588that's someone else, please run and hide
>>540155116the government put a banana in my brain, please send help.
>>540156798take them out every morning and re-pack at night the government could use that hole
>>540156829Ha, you can't see me now.
>>540156994I'm going to shove a butt plug in there permanently >>540156927I'm coming
>>540155116op, i fear that you may have experimented with one too many research chemicals
what drugs are y'all on and can you share?
>>540157058but just don't come too fast, i'm naked.
>>540157336I'll try to be slow
I'm getting sleepy and I need to sleep