if he was still alive, maybe $20
>>540161263Sar, the izzat is priceless. They will think I am balling.
>>540161263yardstick? that dude is about a foot maybe 2 feet away from that woman. a yard is 3.3 feet (a meter is 3 feet)
>>540161263Negative 100 dollars. I already drive around famous people and they're fucking stupid boring morons. I have no heroes or idols and neither should you
>>540161367breached the perimeter to get his 80 dollars worth
>>540161379youre my hero
>>540161379Which famous ppl? Names.
>>540161263Damn she used to be smoking hot
>>540161263Pay myself money to take pic with selfKeep my/your distance, weirdo!!
>>540161454I sold crack to charlie sheen.
>>540161263I met Larry Hama back in like 2007/2008? He found out I was military and told me I didn't owe anything to get a handshake and an autograph.Actually got shitfaced with Skid Row in my early 20's.I've met a few actors and the like. Nothing really monumental or anything.I have never, nor will I ever pay money to get a photo or an autograph with a famous person. In fact, I flat out tell them "no need for a picture" because I figure it's annoying and rude.I'm also weird because I don't take vacation photos or anything, I just have my memories of an experience and that's all I need. I don't have to 'prove' it to give myself any kind of value and make it seem like I matter because I met some mummer.
>>540161263Not pictured: His scent.
i need space con
I would pay for Fairuza to bite me
>>540161643Reminds me of that time in 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
>>540161263Kek, what a onions faggot.
>>540161263I would have done the most embarrassing hover hand from one yard away. They can't stop me.
>>540161263Zero I don't need to take selfies of myself
>>540161509you still sell crack nigga?
Couple bullets
>>540161366Kek that head bob is priceless, I wish they stayed in their country so I would hate them a little less and they keep making funny death videos
>>540161738kek
Just like that 3 indians got a white girlfriend
>>540161263$80 for her used panties smells reasonable
>>540161797The game moved on from crack to other shit like fent.I'm retiered.
>>540161509Winning
>>540161738good read bitch boy
>>540161263Bro basically fucked her. Look at her, she's lusting after him with her eyes, god knows what would've happened if her handler wasn't there.
>>540161643>I have never, nor will I ever pay money to get a photo or an autograph with a famous person. In fact, I flat out tell them "no need for a picture" because I figure it's annoying and rude.I'm also weird because I don't take vacation photos or anything, I just have my memories of an experience and that's all I need. I don't have to 'prove' it to give myself any kind of value and make it seem like I matter because I met some mummer.Damn, you are literally me, especially when you said that you don't take vacation photos cuz you just have your memories.
>>540161263
>>540161366stupid bitch
>>540161263Simps get what they deserve.
>>540161895I am an upper person, meth/crack/mdma etc. I just can't understand opioids. why would you want to zone out drooling? Instead you can fuck and goon for hours or even days.
>>540161263Cucks liek him should be treated like that and worse.Hes not a man, hes a low form of life.
>>540161643I just realized it's not about feeling validated, people who ask for pictures and autographs of make believe screen heroes just want to be famous too.If you don't have a this inclination you won't think about it twice. Like I wouldn't mind taking a picture with someone that is genuinely based and famous like I don't know Mel Gibson or something but neither I would hound him and fuck no! I wouldn't pay him to set right next to me with a fake smile so I can post it on my Facebook timeline for other idiots to awe on it. If you have an IQ above room temperature, you know no one gives a single fuck about anyone else but themselves, trying to impress others is probably the most stupid shit you can do
>>540161263If I have to pay to get a picture with them, they aren't my favorite person.
>>540161263Yeah look at him. No wonder she wanted him kept away.
>>540161263Imagine simping for a 60yr old washed up actress.
>>540161263why does it matter when he could use ai to put him closerin fact he can potentially generate a picture of him buttfucking famke with his yard stick
>>540161263Bitch be lookin like a Star Trek character
>>540161263Is she Gal Gadot? when did she hit the wall? kike rituals age you really fast.
>>540161366Do these pajeets have a job or do they wander around all they?
>>540161263>paying someone to take a picture with themAutistic humiliation ritual.
>>540161366Dumb bitch stalked by jeets for life but it was worth it so she shows she's not racist
>>540161366What happens when two jeets try to show off the same fake girlfriend to each other?
>>540161509Tell me more
>>540161643>I don't take vacation photos or anythingsame, it must be a high test behaviour
>>540161263who gives a fuck that they once stood near someone of paltry accomplishment?
>>540161263Not even $1. If it's for sale, I'm not interested.
>>540161366she doesn't know why they're taking the photos.but why tf doesn't she know?
>>540164083She's magneto in that one cape shit movie, I had to Google who she was cus I don't remember her from anything, she hit the wall at terminal speed
>>540161643>I just have my memories of an experiencesuperior lifestyle
>>540161263I can take a photo with my wife whenever I want
>>540164565She hot?Post Bob and vagana saar
>>540161367If you measure from his penis to her vagina it is about right.
>>540161738
>>540164353You see you take the coke a mix it with baking powder.Then you get the power then you get the women and that's when it all falls apart.
>>540161263Only faggots would pay to have a photo taken.
>>540165367I learned that from Tyrone Biggums I hear it gives you the runs pretty bad
