if he was still alive, maybe $20
>>540161263Sar, the izzat is priceless. They will think I am balling.
>>540161263yardstick? that dude is about a foot maybe 2 feet away from that woman. a yard is 3.3 feet (a meter is 3 feet)
>>540161263Negative 100 dollars. I already drive around famous people and they're fucking stupid boring morons. I have no heroes or idols and neither should you
>>540161367breached the perimeter to get his 80 dollars worth
>>540161379youre my hero
>>540161379Which famous ppl? Names.
>>540161263Damn she used to be smoking hot
>>540161263Pay myself money to take pic with selfKeep my/your distance, weirdo!!
>>540161454I sold crack to charlie sheen.
>>540161263I met Larry Hama back in like 2007/2008? He found out I was military and told me I didn't owe anything to get a handshake and an autograph.Actually got shitfaced with Skid Row in my early 20's.I've met a few actors and the like. Nothing really monumental or anything.I have never, nor will I ever pay money to get a photo or an autograph with a famous person. In fact, I flat out tell them "no need for a picture" because I figure it's annoying and rude.I'm also weird because I don't take vacation photos or anything, I just have my memories of an experience and that's all I need. I don't have to 'prove' it to give myself any kind of value and make it seem like I matter because I met some mummer.
>>540161263Not pictured: His scent.
i need space con
I would pay for Fairuza to bite me
>>540161643Reminds me of that time in 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
>>540161263Kek, what a onions faggot.
>>540161263I would have done the most embarrassing hover hand from one yard away. They can't stop me.
>>540161263Zero I don't need to take selfies of myself
>>540161509you still sell crack nigga?
Couple bullets
>>540161366Kek that head bob is priceless, I wish they stayed in their country so I would hate them a little less and they keep making funny death videos
>>540161738kek
Just like that 3 indians got a white girlfriend
>>540161263$80 for her used panties smells reasonable
>>540161797The game moved on from crack to other shit like fent.I'm retiered.
>>540161509Winning
>>540161738good read bitch boy
>>540161263Bro basically fucked her. Look at her, she's lusting after him with her eyes, god knows what would've happened if her handler wasn't there.
>>540161643>I have never, nor will I ever pay money to get a photo or an autograph with a famous person. In fact, I flat out tell them "no need for a picture" because I figure it's annoying and rude.I'm also weird because I don't take vacation photos or anything, I just have my memories of an experience and that's all I need. I don't have to 'prove' it to give myself any kind of value and make it seem like I matter because I met some mummer.Damn, you are literally me, especially when you said that you don't take vacation photos cuz you just have your memories.
>>540161263
>>540161366stupid bitch
>>540161263Simps get what they deserve.
>>540161895I am an upper person, meth/crack/mdma etc. I just can't understand opioids. why would you want to zone out drooling? Instead you can fuck and goon for hours or even days.
>>540161263Cucks liek him should be treated like that and worse.Hes not a man, hes a low form of life.
>>540161643I just realized it's not about feeling validated, people who ask for pictures and autographs of make believe screen heroes just want to be famous too.If you don't have a this inclination you won't think about it twice. Like I wouldn't mind taking a picture with someone that is genuinely based and famous like I don't know Mel Gibson or something but neither I would hound him and fuck no! I wouldn't pay him to set right next to me with a fake smile so I can post it on my Facebook timeline for other idiots to awe on it. If you have an IQ above room temperature, you know no one gives a single fuck about anyone else but themselves, trying to impress others is probably the most stupid shit you can do
>>540161263If I have to pay to get a picture with them, they aren't my favorite person.
>>540161263Yeah look at him. No wonder she wanted him kept away.
>>540161263Imagine simping for a 60yr old washed up actress.
>>540161263why does it matter when he could use ai to put him closerin fact he can potentially generate a picture of him buttfucking famke with his yard stick
>>540161263Bitch be lookin like a Star Trek character
>>540161263Is she Gal Gadot? when did she hit the wall? kike rituals age you really fast.
>>540161366Do these pajeets have a job or do they wander around all they?
>>540161263>paying someone to take a picture with themAutistic humiliation ritual.
>>540161366Dumb bitch stalked by jeets for life but it was worth it so she shows she's not racist
>>540161366What happens when two jeets try to show off the same fake girlfriend to each other?
>>540161509Tell me more
>>540161643>I don't take vacation photos or anythingsame, it must be a high test behaviour
>>540161263who gives a fuck that they once stood near someone of paltry accomplishment?
>>540161263Not even $1. If it's for sale, I'm not interested.
>>540161366she doesn't know why they're taking the photos.but why tf doesn't she know?
>>540164083She's magneto in that one cape shit movie, I had to Google who she was cus I don't remember her from anything, she hit the wall at terminal speed
>>540161643>I just have my memories of an experiencesuperior lifestyle
>>540161263I can take a photo with my wife whenever I want
>>540164565She hot?Post Bob and vagana saar
>>540161367If you measure from his penis to her vagina it is about right.
>>540161738
>>540164353You see you take the coke a mix it with baking powder.Then you get the power then you get the women and that's when it all falls apart.
>>540161263Only faggots would pay to have a photo taken.
>>540165367I learned that from Tyrone Biggums I hear it gives you the runs pretty bad
>>540164531this is her 1995
>>540165367>rush is insane but duration is so shortyou have to keep hitting it and run out so quick if you are with a girl. so your bank account drains faster than you can blink. meth is better and lasts longer.
>>540161643>met Larry Hama back in like 2007/2008?Based fellow fan. I grew up on his GI Joe comic.
>>540161263>how much are you willing to pay for a photo with your favorite person?How much would it cost to dig up Leslie Nielsen?
>>540161263My favourite person is me tho
>>540161263Who even is that gross hag lmao
>>540161263I met bella Thorne and I actually got payed to met her because I was an extra in a movie No I will not be telling you the movie
>>540167120Famke Janssen
>>540161367Duh, they set it longer because the simp will always try creep closer
>>540161263Humiliation toll.
>>540161509hilarious if true
>>540161509I like the ‘77 monte before they shortened the body.
>>540164137Having been to the Taj, I can say there are a number of jobless jeets that hang around the Taj Mahal looking for tourists to scam and foreign women to take pictures with.
>>540161263My favorite persons are all dead.
>>540164531She's the bad girl from Goldeneye, played alongside Pierce Brosnan, and she's been hot for a long time considering ... although working for jews will inevitably destroy one's soulGiven the fact that she's Dutch her dietary habits probably didn't do her any favors either .
>>540161927I went to Thailand and only taken 1 photo, it was a pile of guns at a military checkpoint thing, I taken it to zoom up on them to see the model.Then I went to Australia and got stopped at the border and they thought that I went to a militant training camp or something lol
>>540167212not even famous in her prime, her manager probably said $80 just to get the guy to fuck off and then the guy started reaching for his wallet so he just let it happen. $40 each for the Uber home
>>540161509These cars were always retarded
>>540161717She should play Mileena in Mortal Kombat
I went to a horror convention and had Bruce Campbell slip my girlfriend an engagement ring and Ted and Sam Raimi gave us a standing ovation.
>>540167622You’re just too young to remember the good times.
>>540161263Goy Fans
>>540167622Mutts have no taste, their car industry died after Duesenberg and Packard .
>>540167753You’ve never seen a small block let alone a big block Chevy to save your life.
>>540161263He looks like H3H3 before the weight loss.
>>540161263I saw one of the guys (pic rel) from Dragons Den, Canadian version of “Shark Tank” at a bar/restaurant once he had like 15 10/10 girls surrounding him and he ended up walking out with one. My sisters boyfriend at the time tried to say hello to him and he goes “ can’t you see I am a little busy here” when he left with the one chick he looks over at him and smirks and nods his head as if he mogs. lol. Dude was like 50+ (looked way older in person) with a 18 year old hoe that was likely going to get railed in his pent house. Was a big redpill for me at the time
>>540167824>naming a car BBC Kill all mutts
>>540161263About tree fiddy
I pissed next to Wayne Gretzky when I was about 10 in a Bahamas resort. Was just the two of us in the bathroom when he leaned over to me and whispered, "you miss 100% of the shots you dont take." He then started to piss all over the place. Floor, walls, on me...as he walked by he told me no one would belive my story.I didnt even know who the fuck he was till I got out of the restroom covered in piss and people pointed out there goes the great one
>>540164083She's an old actress from the 90s and 2000s
>>540167978You should have taken the shot and pissed back.
>>540168024That's why he never made it
>>540161263Okay, before you judge me, hear me out.I’m a long-time supporter of Pan Piano. And when I say “supporter,” I mean I’ve funneled approximately $14,382.68 into her YouTube, Patreon, and other completely innocent and definitely not parasocial platforms over the last two years. That’s right. Fourteen. Thousand. Dollars. I could’ve bought a car. Or therapy. Instead, I invested in true art. In culture. In her.Pan isn’t just a cosplaying pianist in tight outfits to me—she’s the one. The only woman who’s ever looked at me (through the camera lens) and made me feel like I wasn’t just an ambulatory meatbag subsisting on Monster and shame.Anyway, I think she might love me back. She always plays my favorite anime openings. Every time she posts a new video, I get this vibe like she’s winking at me specifically. I mean, who else would she be playing the 8-bit version of “Gurenge” in a bunny outfit for? Some randoms? Please. I’m literally Mr. $14k.I’ve never asked a girl out before. Ever. My romantic experience is limited to one time in high school when I said “excuse me” to a girl in the hallway and she responded by sprinting away like I had a crossbow. But this feels different. This is destiny.I need advice. How do I actually pull this off? Is it creepy to send her a letter with my return address and a poem I wrote about her hands? Do women like that? Should I wear my best Naruto hoodie to impress her or is that trying too hard?Please, serious replies only. I’m trying to manifest true love here, not get deported.
>>540167959Saar why is that the first thing you associate with anything with those letters?You’re mindbroken son.Get help.Go talk to a girl in person. It’s not as scary as it seems.
>>540167959Oh dear god ...
