>be american>get shart
Ya I used to be a bit of a feral myself and it led me down the wrong roadThen I started talking bit and feel much better about things
>>540164288>sharting yourself to deathNow that's the American way.
Of all the garbage food Americans eat, lettuce was their downfall
>>540164288This is due to too much red tape and regulations in the country. If we allow the free market to take care of itself this wouldn't happen. But the left forces it's draconian rules on us and we end up with this.
>>540164466lettuce is the canary in the shit holeI usually just wash it with water. with so many poojeets coming in to work on our plantations, maybe I need to start using something stronger
>>540164315Ya dey b talkin
>>540164288These are the people calling you third world for not supporting Zelenskyiv.
why would you eat lettuce when you can eat cabbage instead?
>>540164288>DiarrhoeaHoeas mad
>>540164466They probably wash it in mercury to maximise shelf life
lettuce praise alla hu snackbar
>>540164288Wallmart Sharting vs Designated Shitting Street.Who win ?
just 1st world problems
>>540164288Eat salads they said. It's good for you they said.
>>540164288Their plantation workers shit in the fields and use lettuce to wipe their asses with
>muttoid hive creating another disease
>My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me. I went mourning without the sun: I stood up, and I cried in the congregation.
>>540165929romaine lettuce contains almost zero nutrition and its a worthless meal anyways. if youre really trying to lose weight you just need to eat the essentials (meat, grain, fruit and water) and cut all the sugary, oily, fried junk. which is almost impossible for the american creature
>>540165934Yt ppl don't season they lettuce.
>>540166952>Romaine lettuce is highly nutritious, offering significant amounts of essential vitamins and minerals despite being low in calories. A single cup (approx. 47g) contains just 8 calories but provides substantial daily value percentages for key nutrients, including Vitamin K (40-60% DV), Vitamin A (82% DV), Vitamin C (19% DV), and Folate (16% DV). >It also contains 2 grams of fiber per 100g, along with minerals like potassium, calcium, and magnesium. Romaine is approximately 95% water, making it one of the most hydrating foods available, and it is rich in antioxidants like beta-carotene, lutein, and zeaxanthin which support eye and bone health. Compared to iceberg lettuce, romaine is a far superior nutritional source, particularly for vitamins A, K, and folate.You're a fat retard that would also shit himself to death the second he gets any actual fibre
>>540164288Shitting yourself to death is trad, just look at the frontier expansion days. There's a reason there is so much of it in The Oregon Trail edutainment PC games.
I want to eat lettuce sometimes. How do I ensure that I don't shit myself to death?
>>540164288>Burger eats lettuce once>DiesKek
>>540167721Grow it yourself and dont let a Mexican shit on it
>>540168074>British exists>His daughter gets raped by a pack of niggers>He doesn't do anything (she enjoyed it anyway)
>>540166447Show real flag, JEW.
>>540167148All your wives came back from the world cup with nigger babies in their bellies, didn't they?
>>540164288>amerigolems dying from shittingcasual day in the JewSA then i guess
>>540168143>>540168185SHART IN MART
>>540164288>ypipo dun wash dey lettuce
>>540168143See how the Jews bad food and migrants turn us against one another, stop fighting brothers and unite
>>540164288death by one thousand sharts
>>540168143>americans talking about niggers in other countries
>>540164288>import pajeetsGet shit diseases
>>540168143>>540168209>mutt>constantly thinking about nigger dickslollmao
I use a vinegar spray bottle on all my vegetables
>>540164466It's a bunch of poisoned chinese produce that they can't sell locally, so they're dumping it overseas.
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