>>540168019Needs a hair cut and avoid crazy broads for a bit. Taking a break isn't a bad thing
>>540168019Definitely by posting several threads a day about him
>>540168019>Red meat>Christianity>Gym/sport>Training and employment for hiqh IQ jobs that pay well
>>540168272>>540168298>>540168341but first he has 2 warrants, so all that will have to wait until after prison.
>>540168341>>Training and employment for hiqh IQ jobs that pay wellLOL This nigger would be working at a metaphysical store if this were 1996.
>>540168341Why does he need christianity, why can't people just be agnostic or whatever but then we can still make it legal to beat and rape satanists. Christianity is not a language they understand.
>>540168380Shut up faggot
>>540168453No. Order up.
>>540168019He's too arrogant. He wouldn't listen to anyone. You cannot help someone like him.
>>540168358Hey, prison is a good place for both avoiding broads and getting a haircut. What are his warrants for? Hopefully he's lawyered up.
>>540168695He shot a gun at a foid he was arguing with.
>>540168358It's a couple of domestic charges....meh.
>>540168826Discharge of a firearm is a serious crime in Vermont.
>>540168341Christianity can help him to lobotomize himself
>>540168019I don't know much about that guy, but judging by the picture he looks like he has severe addiction problems (probably alcohol) combined with poor genetics. He can't do anything about the genetics, but he can live sober and healthy, that would go a long way.
healthy looking kid. he'll grow into a strong man and be able to lift a bowling ball.you wait,you see,i see potential in that strapping lad
>>540168019Hes only pretending to be dishevelled and on the verge of roping as a play to get a brand new gaming laptop.
>>540168019The only thing that could fix Tarl is a lobotomy.
>>540168019maybe if he didn't play with chaos magick like a pleb he would have tested his house for mold and lead. there's nothing to do for him now
>>540168019what demon owl bussy does to a motherfucker
>>540168298a real 4channer
>>540168019The least he can do is go to a fucking doctor
>>540168826Louisiana (New Orleans)Arrested September 30, 2024, on a domestic abuse battery charge (Louisiana RS 14:35.3). He posted bond and later publicly stated he was found guilty of battery (he contested the outcome and aspects of the evidence). Related proceedings continued into 2025. In March 2026, a second arrest warrant (no bond) was reported for failure to appear in connection with violating conditions of probation in the domestic violence case. Arrested around December 11, 2025 (Rutland area), while reportedly in a pirate outfit. Charges included felony first-degree aggravated domestic assault, plus misdemeanors for reckless endangerment and violation of conditions of release (tied to alleged firearm incidents involving a woman, including claims of pointing a gun and/or negligent discharge, plus restraining-order issues). He pleaded not guilty; potential exposure was described as up to around 16.5 years in some reports. >facing 16.5 years behind bars.Bench warrant issued around early March 2026 (~$2,500) for failure to appear at a hearing related to the negligent discharge of a weapon charge (and related matters). Reports at the time described him as not turning himself in. yeah, a big meh bro.
>>540168874He is flirting with the devil and the occult, that certainly doesn't help his health.
Locked in a windowless room with regular feedings of food and water and beatings everytime he screams.Then he is detoxed, he can have cigarettes and coffee + tv if he behaves.
>>540168849Happens all the time, don't believe the hype. Besides his warrant is set at 2500 bucks, it's not a hell of a lot of bread if you're a "collector" if capturing and rolling a guy over state lines on a bounty.He'll be fine.
why do you post a thread about this literal who guy who looks like a methhead every single day?
>>540168019he's not a problem, no solution required
>>540169267If he did go as a first timer they'd give him a slap on the wrist. >source: I've got 14 assault charges and a life long weapons and improvised weapons ban. Even wrestled with 4 cops. Total time in 3 years with 5 given.He'll be fine. 16.5 years my ass if he's in longer than a couple months.
>>540169612thats why he's on the run and in hiding lol
>>540168433>>540168874
>>540169807Yeah "hard time" of a couple months. I've had paid jobs that were longer and shittier. He just needs a lawyer to work the court prosecutor to give a "kiss", weapons charges can be monkeyed with. First degree dropped to third. He can get it arranged remote through his lawyer to obtain a plea.I'll let you in on a little secret. Don't believe the hype of being found innocent. The system does not work that way, ever. It's a massive business and the easiest way to win is play ball given the game offered. Basically he's going to get some time.The best thing in his circumstance is he's not a sex offender. If he follows range rules. Does trades. Has a bit cash for canteen. Read a bit and work out. He can walk out with some good friends and some interesting stories. If he rolls in like a jackals...well, that tends to get handled quick enough. He'll have to grow a pair and go manage it though.
>>540170330How many times do we have to teach you a lesson, old man?
>>540168019It's over. At some point, he will go offline for a week, and then we will hear of his demise.
>>540168019He should stop drinking. It’s that easy.
>>540171429Did he mention how much he drinks? Seems to be a lot.
>>540168019The world failed Styx. He was always destined to be assistant manager at a Blockbuster Video Store. Nature is purging the poisoned timelines.
>>540168019Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
>>540172118>He was always destined to be assistant manager at a Blockbuster Video StoreOr a KFC. I often wonder what these e-celeb grifter types would be doing if technology was still where it was 30ish years ago.
>>540168019Euthanasia.
>>540168019Life gets this tragic for many people, not much I can do for him, I'm nearly in the same position just better looking and healthier, hope he gets it together, that's really all there is to it.
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>>540168019Get really drunk and sacrifice some of my blood to Stolasor if you mean he's the problem to solve, well that problem solves itself if you give it time but he should 100% be in jail for attempted murder (even if you think he's just batshit insane, he thinks he killed the faggot using blood magic so we know he's actively trying to kill people he doesn't like and has no qualms about it)
>>540169442Nonsense cope. He's a fugitive, you think the courts like that shit? No it pisses them off, he's easily looking at 3-5 years in the can, once they catch him
>>540172246Thank you Gary
>>540177524You're very welcome. Keep in mind that if you have any problems, talk to me and I will help you.
Is alcohol good for you?
>>540168019You don’t you let the problem solve itself.
>>540179742Sounds like you have your own problems.
>>540168019the holy trinity of online propaganda skinny crypto-jews—
>>540168453Hi styx
>>540168512Its the order up faggot again
Asmongold bootleg
>>540180552Looks like you want a charge as well.
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>>540168019Forced sobriety and a 2-year social media ban.
>>540168341>hiqh IQ jobsThe problem is that Styx does not have a high iq. He is a midwit.
>>540169059I'm honestly confused why he's not fundraising for a gold/silver tooth. He's doing the whole pirate thing and has a broken tooth which needs fixed. I can't even watch him with that broken thing. It's painful just looking at it.
>>540181169There you go, playboy. Order up
