Is it possible for a country to apply to join the Russian Federation?
>>540173531Why are you trying to do that again, didn't the Soviet Union already reject you once?
>>540173579We need to get in there, just trust me on this.
>>540173531who would want to join or be an ally with that poor, frozen, sanctioned to death shithole?
>>540173531https://imgur.com/a/pI2JuhqYes.Belarus, Kazakhstan, and Mongolia will be joining soon. Georgia too, from which shall manifest the autonomous Khazaristan republic.
>>540173600Whats your plan? Free metro in Veliko Hrastovo or?
gulaghomo lol
>gulaghomo lol
>>540173667Huh? Where's that? I think we'd need shipping lanes from Varna and Burgas over to Crimea. That way, you can have a sea border too, bro. Until Montenegro also joins us. We've always been close with the Russian Federation.
>>540173531where's the kelepir in that?
>>540173531>not wanting to join the Russian Federationgee, i just wonder why someone wouldn't want to stick needles into their balls
>>540173782We have never been close with the Russian Federation. We have been close with the Russian Empire and Soviet Union.
>>540173782If Bulgaria joins somehow, most of the russophile boomers here will have an erection stroke and join in too, you are right on that
Only Muslims or some other mystery meat can join, racemixxing provides incredible strength and diversity to pidors.
>>540173882Same thing.>>540173867>>540173914Hear me out. Small countries like our's will never, ever be relevant on the world stage. Russia has been known to give leadership positions to Ukrainians, Belarussians, so why not Bulgarians and Serbs too?We're never going to be more than second-class citizens in the EU, so why bother? We can literally get free gibs because of our strategic position on the Black Sea and even get leadership positions in Moscow. Hell, we'd end up more developed than Moscow and St. Petersburg.
>>540173651Why wouldn't we? We're practically your colony but without any say in your politics. If we joined Russia, we could influence them from the inside. Seems pretty basic to me.There is no such thing as 'allies', either you're a ruler or you're being ruled. To claim USA and Bulgaria are equals is laughable.
>>540174232nah, the dream is to be left alone and do business with both sides. The argument for "a Bulgarian leader might lead the whole federation" is dumb, janissary-to-grand-vizier dumb
>>540174232>Same thing.Not really. No public official from the modern Russia has ever expressed a desire to further integrate or aid the Bulgarian economy whereas many of ours have. It has all been pure business since they intentionally abrogated the trade treaties in the early 90s, at times with a hostile and domineering undertone.Stop throwing yourself at the feet of people who do not give a fuck about you and stop trying to invent an ideology on their behalf where you're finally loved. You're projecting incel aura in the same way that the EU shills project needy incel aura towards the EU.
>>540174531>nah, the dream is to be left alone and do business with both sidesThat's a short-term goal, doing business with both sides won't matter and what's the point when you can, again, benefit from gibs from being part of a larger entity? Normally I'd shill for a federal EU, but it's garbage.Not really dumb, it's very much possible. Most of the USSR leaders were Ukrainians.>>540174583It's not about being loved. Again, you're either a vassal for another power, or you are that power. It's better to be on the inside and be part of the decision-making.I'm not a russophile retard, this is simple pragmatism. What's the largest country neighboring us that we could benefit from joining, and would integrate seamlessly into? That's Russia.
No, you do not join russia, russia joins you.
>>540174779how
>>540173531That's how Donbabwe and Luganda are officially recognized by Russia as it's parts. There need to be a government recognized by Russia and this government must officially apply for joining Russian Federation to enjoy all the benefits.
>>540175059So you're saying there's a chance it can be done?
>>540173531that new map looks so uglywhat were they thinking
>>540173745follow the filenamesits so obvious
>>540173579Just say you're a poo in the loo if you want to be a russian so bad. The rest of your country doesn't want to be part of the "russian federation"By the way, russia WILL be doing the homosexual/lgbtq/race mixing program on their poulation. The US, as early recently as the 90s, WASN'T like it is now. The homosexuality/lgbtq/race mixing agenda didn't REALLY succeed until AFTER the collective societal trauma of 9/11, and the middle east wars. They used the collective trauma to make a great leap forward in societal subversion, because people will be more passive and except things they otherwise wouldn't in the fog of war, and in the wake of the war, during the post war trauma.First Deputy Prime Minister of Russia, Denis Manturov states that Russia will receive an "unlimited" number of indians to replace the (dead) russians lost in the 72 hour SMO. 800,000 is the minimum needed immediately.https://files.catbox.moe/zi1r7t.mp4 A muscovite explains that they are already showing up in the factory, and they are receiving more hours than the muscovites.https://files.catbox.moe/7d50us.mp4 A muscovite explains that all of the little rural villages in Russia are dying because of the 3 day SMOhttps://files.catbox.moe/f7kicc.mp4
>>540173531why do you think you will be treated better than a churka
>>540175192I'm sure in that case we could form Visegrad group or Yugoslavia (economic union) again and ban non Europeans
>>540175102just go to moldowa and wait a year
>>540175242Do I have the right to chimp out like a nigger if an ethnic Russian calls me the C word
>>540173657Lay off the meth pipe and go get sleep.
>>540175284>economic unionwe already have that so let's be reasonable and stop at that
>>540175316Most of my neighbors are Russians that fled the war, I'm going to scream Churka though my speaker system, brb
>>540175316you haven't seen all the rape videos? you could be balls deep in russian bussy.
>>540175403Yeah, open Balkan includes Turkey, they can enter this country with ID (no passport) required, it needs to be redone, too many niggers settled Turkey after the migrant fiasco
>>540173531THis autumn will be particularly difficult for RF. And if it still stands - in 2030 all the NATO will join up to Moscow itself.
>>540175284>>540175403You're thinking too small. A Visegard Union's never going to be as powerful as USA or Russia or China.>>540175192I'd be OK with becoming a USA state too, but the problems are:GeographyLanguage barrierCultureI do think you should just annex the UK and Canada and all those other English-speaking shitholes.
>>540173531Chechnya style status would probably grant more autonomy than there is now and there is no mass immigration to Chechnya, that would be a huge plus
>>540175316cerman?
>>540175519Yes.Again we are either USA slaves with no say in things, or we are part of Russia and we have a say in their affairs.
>>540175316They have the right to chimp out on ethnic russians with no provocation whatsoever
>>540175581That's it, I'm coming to deal crack in Frankfurt Hans, you better take that back now!
>>540175102Yes, but there need to be Pro-Russian local government that wants to join Russian Federation. Russia will try implementing such government only if there's huge Russian population on a terriory (e.g. Crimea, Donbabwe, Luganda), or territory itself is strategically important (e.g. Chechenya).If you hoping for such government to win an election in any European country in democratic way, I think there's no chance. Even population of Moldova ultimately chose the other way. Russian model just isn't attractive to people with all the misery and violence and hiv that it brings. Not even Russian elites want to rise their kids in Russia - why anyone else would want that?
>>540173531Yes, four oblasts in Ukraine have done so successfully
>>540175593True, I'd be down for that if there was no military bases installed, independence would be best but if its not possible Russian sphere is clearly preferable from my POV. There are no positives in NATO and EU would need a significant reform to be a positive
>>540175316>churkarather Tsygan, but yes you are viewed as actual europeans, more civilised. Get ready for Russian tourists in summer, enrol into mma course.
>>540174953All you have to do is peacefully exist as their neighbor and sooner or later they will do the rest.
>>540175874Independence was never really a possibility, independence is only for countries strong enough to afford it, and we just aren't. Even if we're sovereign on a map, this doesn't mean that we are sovereign in reality.
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>>540176056Yeah but you can have a lot of independence like no occupation, some foreign policy decisions will definetly be limited I agree with that but inside the country even small countries can be very independent if they have will to be
>>540176213>could be biggest state within Russian Federation>no, I will fight to be a colonyUkrainians are insane
>>540176382>I wanna be part of the HIV empiresaar pls
>>540176474HIV empire that can blow you up with nukes lol lmao
>>540176474just try not to do anal sex with random people, its not that difficult
>>540173531Russia will apply for you, whether you like it or not
>>540176474>implying you arent
>>540176512hohol are really retarded, everyone knows whatever they say about russia is always twice as worse in Ukraine, this is just a rule that always works
>>540176512but it doesn't and keeps sending ruslims to certain death for some reason lol lmao
>>540176550For Ukrainians its pretty hard
>>540176646>no usaar pls
>>540176474BRICS
>>540173600If you wanna die in a ditch, anally raped, just join Wagner
>>540176751so you didnt sneed those region anyway
>>540174395Chabad blowjob certified
>>540176941so?
>>540173531Fuck you, gypsy
