Exclusive: The request from a senior officer at the US military command carrying out President Donald Trump's war with Iran came in an email: We need ideas."We are looking for new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran,' an officer in US Central Command's intelligence branch wrote in a message sent Wednesday to a broad group of military analysts, according to a source.
>>540179108Air drop thousands of violent niggersGrenades that spread Indian BO
>>540179108We should build a honey trap island resort to catch all of Iran's politicians raping kids. We film the rapes and use the footage to control Iran's government.
>>540179108if the US can put israel in its placemaybe iranwill capitulatethat means Trump is going to have to cuck netenyoohooand cease military activitiessorry but this is the only solutionstaying locked at the hip with israel will cause the world to turn from USand Iran to dig in deeperright now the sins of what israel has done to palestineespecially over the last three yearsare making the US lose credibilitywe have to put israel in their place and stopletting them bring us down internationallyUS must become isolationist and neutral
>>540179284just because it worked for mossad against the USA doesn't mean it'll work on Iran. their legal marriage age is already 13 over there.
threaten to put the jews in charge of iran
>>540179108Nuke Israel so Iran dont have any more targets and they must stop with warfareWIn
Death to satan
>>540179108Here's Idea:> bomb tel aviw into oblivion. It will show them persians, when they don't get their chance at obliterating this city.
>>540179200Yeah just empty all the prisons and send a ground invasion of criminals to conquer Persia. That's like 2 million rape-thirsty people. Fuck Muhammad gon do?
They launched a war against a country with a population of 90 million people and the highest drone production capacity in the world without a plan? I cannot believe how stupid this is. We need to kill everyone who voted for this retard in fortnite.
>>540179626go back to sleep kamala
End the ZOG using North Korean nooks
>>540179108Airdrop them millions of Quran books with bacon inside.
Nuke Israel. Trust me.
Total ZOG death
>>540179673GLOWNIGGERS SUCK DICK AND TAKE PENIS IN THEIR ASSHOLES
>>540179669You voted for this.
The eradication of the ZOG means worldwide peace
>>540179867>votinggo back to sleep, even “right wing” politicians justback stab their base as soon as they get in power
Spare a child, gas a kike
We should get kat dennings to let me titfuck her haha take that iran
>>540179108Pull all funding from Israel arrest Babi and the likud party execute them for crimes against humanity. Hell you fucks can even bury the Epstein blackmail with him and the likud party and tell the American people they were the ones repsonsible for the blackmail. This will send the clock back 20 years in the middle east with US relations bury your blackmail and making peace that will destroy your enemies because they are no longer enemies, for a time. Seems like there is no other way
>>540179108Open Israel’s borders for Iran. Because that’s what Israel would do with our borders. Greatest Ally stuff.
>>540179108There are numerous ways to severely punish Iran.1. Send another verbal warning. This will cause the Iranians to cower in fear.2. Cancel planned attacks on Iran. This will cause the Iranians to feel guilty for bombing all those ships.3. Write a lengthy truth social post. This will tie up tremendous resources as the Iranians attempt to decipher it.4. Publicly announce that Iran is begging for a deal. This will trick the Iranians into begging for a deal.5. Organize a small team to post negative Yelp reviews of Iranian businesses.6. Offer Iran 300 billion dollars. This will trick the Iranians into accepting 300 billion dollars.7. Send the Ayatollah's phone number to an Indian scam call center. This will enrage the Ayatollah as he receives dozens of unwanted phone calls every day.8. Set up a Californian homeless encampment outside the Ayatollah's house. This will make it more difficult for the Ayatollah to travel to his workplace.9. Set up a Jewish/Catholic NGO in Iran. This will cause millions of Africans, Muslims and African Muslims to migrate to Iran.
>>540179108Announce you will nuke X cities and they have 1 day to evacuate, and tell the people to horde supplies while they can.It will cause chaos for them
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>>540179108I am truly baffled at why this war continues. Trump and his cabinet has shown they are committed to Jewish supremacy. It would be trivial to use overwhelming force to destroy food production, poison water sources, etc. Is this inhumane? Sure, but why would they care? All the regulators are in their pocket too.I almost wonder if all of this is not just making room for Israeli settlement, but an elaborate series of rituals. Think about it: For a religious rite, the life force of the soul is the energy used to appeal to the divine. But often, as in worship of moloch, sacrifices are ritually burned. I have some notion that emotional energy is viewed as a potent power source, and the dragging out of the anxiety, the suffering, the frustration, is the point. What if the current state of the western self is itself a sacrifice? Makes me wonder.
>>540179108if the military wants my opinion:Allow them to possess nukes by launching a few dozen at them. Problem solved.There is no U.N. There is no international court. There isn't a single nation in the world that could threaten us.
>>540179108Sincerely apologize, return stolen funds plus interest and compensation, pay reparations for damage from decades of US terrorism, arrest and Nuremberg all Israeli officials. Easy. Doesn't take a trained US intelligence analyst to come up with the obvious solution, but I am one anyway ;^)
>>540181252This but nuke Israel and kill all kikes like this faggot here
>>540181506Oh and we should give them the Clintons, Howard Nutlick, Victoria Nuland, Marco Rubio, and Ted Cruz to put on trial, too.
>>540180525>>540181252This wouldn't do anything. Nukes are only for killing elites and infrastructure. Iran can destroy all critical infrastructure without a single nuke across the entire middle east.So you nuke em. Congrats. You've just guaranteed most of the oil production of the middle east stops for over a decade even if the west rushes in and tries to rebuild anything. The majority of the population in all of those nations including israel will be less than 50% of what it is now, if not at 0% and what you want out of that shithole will not be going out at all.You know who would fill the void tho? China. And your stupid nuke won't even collapse iran since you would have to launch hundreds to destroy their infrastructure. Now they won't even pretend to give a fuck about international 'rules' unless the world utterly turns against the US and israel.Now you are even worse off than you are right now. I think you need to hurry over and help the idiots in charge implement this plan. The faster this shithole jew loving country collapses the better.
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>>540182971tl;dr
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