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>>540187169And then some faggot videos you because they all are, and in order to give themselves more izzat, will post you on social media tot he tune of LOOK AT THIS INCEL Tryin ta dance!Proceed to vulture heckle you in order to get a little piece of izzat for themselves and basically just push someone towards suicide or school shooting or murder.The trick of course is to not give a fuck at all and know how to laugh at yourself because of just how absurd all of that izzat farming is, but you can't expect someone conditioned by society to give a fuck and be concientious and all that other gay shit they want You to be but don't ask of niggers or spicks or whatever third world diaspora is filling the public venue these days.Its all so tiresome and you're a faggot NPC is you don't see it or a disingeniuous jew faggot if you do see it and are posting for shekel heckels.
I never dance. Infact whenever I'm at a party/club I make a point to stand perfectly still in the middle of the dance floor obstructing as many people as I can whilist leg-kicking any of my friends if they dance to close to me.
i tried to and it never workedi just stay self counscious all throughout and don't enjoy it allonce i grabbed a girl on the wrist who was smoking outside and told her she's going to teach me to danceshe couldn'tbut i fucked her all the same
>>540187443least autistic /pol/ anon
i danced onceit was as bad as i expectedeveryone laughed at me for years afterwardany time the topic of dancing came upeveryone would side eye me and start laughing out loud
>>540187169Humiliation ritual>>540187443Based
>>540187169dancing is fun
>>540187169It would be better if you could just negotiate with a potential father in law and you didn't have to learn game (the application of principles learned from studying female psychology). But as it is, every guy has to learn game, even if they are totally monogamous. Just not to utterly repulse their girlfriend/wife. That is the shit world we live in.If you ignore game, well then you will repulse your girlfriend/wife and she won't be atttracted to you.That is the shit world we live in.
>>540187443THE VIRGIN DANCER FEARS THE LEG KICKING CHAD
>>540187939It wasn't that bad for me. I would just push myself to try a couple of times, kind of expecting the outcome in OP's image.Then I would just wiggle around for a few minutes, nothing would happen, neither feeling better about myself nor being either mocked or encouraged by anyone. Then I'd stop again and ask myself why I would have done that. Then tried again a few times thinking maybe I'd get the hang of it. Then over time just stopped bothering.
In my view, a roastie should have the right to veto a potential husband, but she shouldn't make the decision of whom to marry. It should be her dad
>>540187169dancing without a good of amount of alcohol running through your veins is gay
Do you guys think bill gates is pleased with his shitskin athelete son in law? No wonder he left his autistic roastie whore daughter NOTHING in inheritance. I'd do the same too (actually I'd probably honor kill her)
>>540187169I've never even been to a party or invited lol. Didn't go to prom just stayed home and played vidya.
>>540187443Based.
I have NEVER understood why people go to clubs with loud music. All of the fun of drinking is in being social and talking to people. You cant do that when the music is loud. I only ever go to bars and night clubs are ONLY fun if you smoke and spend the whole time out back with the smokers. Also thats where the best girls are anyway. If she smokes she fucks.
>>540187169Why do dancels always assume people who don't want to dance are somehow afraid of it?
>>540187169Dancing is only worth it when there's a foid dancing with you or next to you, otherwise it's just retarded
>>540187169>be me>get in car>drive to destination>arrive without walking Checkmate, Hans.
>>540187169>final boss is learning to dance.
>>540187169Yes I know that if I just tried I could get bitches, I just don't want to. Living like a normalfag seems like hell on earth.
>tfw, want to gig in locals and perform live, but paying 25x for a drink seems retarded to me. Who in Hell goes there?
>>540188156This it's even better when you're rolling on ecstasy and your flygirl has a penis
>>540187169He's right you knowhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MzNnlKv-464
>>540187169if you're a nervous introvert then your moves have to be decent, not super interesting or impressive, just coordinated and sensible enoughyou cant pretend you dont give a shit and make a total ass out of yourself, people will laugh at you and those who 'encourage' you are completely devoid of human emotion
>>5401874281) DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH NORMIES2) DO NOT SCHOOL NORMIES3) NORMIES GET OUT RRRRRRREEEEEEEEE4) DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH NORMIES
one time i tried dancing at the club, someone started filming me and posted it online
>>540188261This is me. Only one time did I finally "get" it and it was after hours of observation. So you have to dance into girls and bump them around a bit. If they aren't into you they will run away or tap you away and you move in. Then if she is into you she will dance into you and you can start grinding.After years of not understanding clubbing I finally successfully grinded with a girl at the age of 31. I'm too old to go clubbing now and I have a steady gf but it took forever to figure out. It's not as easy as the pic implies
>>540187169>"I want to..."Fuck off, I'm not flailing around a bunch of drunken retards who I have nothing but contempt for. Bars are for low class trash, kys normie scum.
>>540187443>whenever I'm at a party/club>my friends>>540187968>Basedngmi
>>540187169also>thinks everyone is watching>second panel everyone is literally watching
STOP TRYNA MAKE ME DANCE
Did you?
>>540189338>everyone is literally watchingBecause he is such a good dancer anon
>>540189464When I see shit like this I just think about how much of a loser the person taking pictures of randoms is.
>>540187169What if you actually don't want to because it feels forced and performative?
>>540189167>your moves have to be
>>540187169nobody actually likes dancing though, they just pretend to enjoy it to fit in.
>>540187169yes, that's the point.its pretty hard to slaughter cows en masse if they dont willfully walk into the kill room.you'll need to earn this meat *pants grab*now, get to pushing that boulder, sissy fuss
>>540189464literally my nightmareusually I have little sympathy for fatties, but I dont publicly mock them.
>>540187605what an odd dream, probably it means that you need to be more assertive.
>>540187443Guten tag
>>540189464>Gets laughed at for being a fattyEver considered not being a fat retard?
>>540187169sorry, but if you need to do some stupid ass movements to get pussy, you are retarded. breakdance is cool. the rest is gay. taking classes on any latin subgenre is extremely fucking gay. I denounce the talmud.
>>540189722Yeah for me its strictly about what the fatty is doing. If you are a fatty in line in front of me at KFC I will make fun of you. If you are a fatty who is walking, doing a physical activity, or working I will treat you with respect.
>>540189635Kek. In reality all children love to dance but as they grow older only women and niggers still do. From this we can clearly see enjoyment derived from dancing is inversely proportional to IQ but we aren't allowed to say that 'cause women and niggers are too precious.
>>540189464Happy ending>Sean O'Brien (born 1968 or 1969[1]), known online as Dancing Man, is a financier from London or Liverpool (sources vary).[2][1]>Dancing Man became famous in March 2015[3] after dancing at a gig. A fat-shaming image of him was posted anonymously on the imageboard website 4chan, with the caption "Spotted this specimen trying to dance the other week. He stopped when he saw us laughing", and was followed by the bullying on Dancing Man.[2][1] The image later went viral with support for Dancing Man, which included Ellie Goulding and Pharrell Williams.[1] Afterwards, people on Twitter, including Cassandra Fairbanks, started an anti-bullying campaign to identify Dancing Man, under the hashtag #FindDancingMan,[1] so that they could encourage him to continue dancing.[2] By 12 hours after the campaign started, there were 11,000 tweets with the hashtag.[4] They subsequently started a GoFundMe fundraising campaign to throw a party for him,[2][4] which had raised US$13,000 by 6 March,[4] and later rose to $40,830, which was mostly donated to the Cybersmile Foundation. L.A. Coliseum offered to be the venue.[5]>The party occurred in Los Angeles and was attended by over 1,000 people and raised money for anti-bullying charities.[6] The party was DJed by Moby. Guests included musician Andrew W.K., and Pharrell Williams through video. He danced with Meghan Trainor in Rockefeller Plaza before a party in Los Angeles. Outside the party was paparazzi and a queue of over 200 people.>>540189547 # >>540189722 # >>540189828 #
>>540189464There's a story behind this. The guy dancing didn't actually give a shit, they just framed it that way. Based fatass. Also Opera or some tv show bitch gave him a free vacation.
>>540187169>You can't arrive somewhere you refuse to walk towardnice bumper sticker, but it's completely fucking meaningless. you actually can arrive places you refuse to walk toward. and that picture is the most cringe fucking thing i've seen all week. please never ever post here again. ever. fucking kys
>>540190098Thanks anon
>>540190098>Happy endingnope. http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=dancing_man
>>540190215You sound like a pedantic sour puss
>>540190098well thats niceI hope hes lost weight and is doing well
>>540187443Pro tip if in uncomfortable social situation bring your Nintendo switch with you so you can play video games instead. Bonus points if you wear a hoody and vape to look cool and mysterious
>>540187169it's funny that you imply we have any choice in what we do or do not donot everyone can dance for a reason
>>540190098>Lets raise 40k to encourage obesity
Clubs are gay and filled with shitskins, whores, and morons. They only place adults in real relationships might face pressure to dance is at a wedding and even then it really depends on your gf.
>>540190098Here is the thread:https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/41526230/#q41532441
>>540190361>You sound like a pedantic sour pussis that your word of the day? nice trying to slip it in there. do you also use a sleep tracker and a step tracker you fucking faggot? dancing is for faggots. "deep" bumper sticker slogans are for faggots. "inspiring" shallow feel good saccharine internet bullshit jpegs are for fucking faggots. go fuck your ass with a mans ass you stupid bitch
>>540187169I am spiritually incapable of dancing. I've tried it, but whatever part of the human soul translates music into motion just does not exist within me. Music doesn't make me want to dance, music makes me generate a series of images in my head, which is not helpful for dancing. I blame my autism for this, and have accepted that its not something I can change about myself just by wanting to.I can do structured dance like a waltz as a form of rote physical action, akin to an exercise, but I cannot just "dance" any more than I can just choose to sing an original song on the spot.
>>540187428>in order to give themselves more izzat,Jeets dance to obtain izzat
>>540191400Autists are weird. One autists I know wouldnt even use his hands while walking.its super weird.I dont know dancing but did boxing for a while. The rythim is the same.
>>540187169Socializing... NoMixed gender crowd... NoThey all look white but could be "fellow white", not knowing beforehand... NoI'd rather keep to myself and strive towards Straight White Non Jewish separations / separate territories and any women worth anything will happen naturally when the time and place is mutually right, Anon
>>540188489Probably because you spend 30 seconds talking to an no-dancer about why they are in the corner and some form of "I think I'll look stupid" comes up.Nearly every other reason that could be given works much better as a reason not to go to the club at all.
What if you don’t want to? I hate dancing.
>>540187169In reality>get ignored>or jestermaxxing Chuds dancing is just disturbing to women. Might aswell avoid it and get ignored
>>540187169Humiliating yourself publicly, why ?
>>540187169Just have a drink. My at my buddy's wedding all the other groomsmen refused to dance so it was just me flailing around out there with the bridesmaids and shit and now there are professionally-taken photos of a bunch of hot women in satin dresses dancing with me and no one else and that's a win for me
>>540187169You should feel bad for posting AIslop.
>>540191263>is that your word of the day?Kek, did you have to look up the word pedantic?
>>540192531Kek, similar experience. Looked like the life of the party.
