>More than 150 migrants rescued after boat catches fire in Channelhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gkpeppjyqo>Afghan small-boat migrant drags suitcase with British woman's body inside down Athens streethttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16025941/Moment-Afghan-small-boat-migrant-drags-suitcase-British-womans-body-inside-Athens-street.html>Fury in UK town as illegal migrant detention centre expansion causes house prices to drophttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2235853/town-migrant-detention-centre-house-prices-drop>‘Panicked blackberry bushes’ bear fruit early after heatwave stresshttps://archive.ph/t41Tf>About 1,000 fewer prisoners to get early release as Burnham tightens ruleshttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/aug/04/fewer-prisoners-early-release-burnham-tightens-rules>Major Welsh mountain fire started ‘deliberately’ as crews continue to battle blazehttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/llanwonno-wildfire-rhondda-valley-b3027161.html>Boy, 14, dies after entering water at ‘no swimming zone’ of River Thames 'to cool off' during heatwavehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/boy-drowns-thames-river-swimming-millwall-outer-dock-heatwave-b1292313.html>Multiple homes left seriously damaged after fire spreads to properties in Crawleyhttps://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-08-04/multiple-homes-seriously-damaged-after-fire-spreads-to-properties-in-crawley>Companies linked to top health official and husband received £2bn in public contractshttps://archive.ph/hb1Hn
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>>540187491debunked>The research, published in the peer-reviewed Ethnic and Racial Studies journal, confirmed the existence of a “Muslim penalty” in the employment market but rejected previous suggestions that it was due to cultural and religious practices.
>>540187630Not watering the lawn when I have perfectly good rain to do it for me.
>>540187491Q: Oy vey why are they out breeding us? A: their women stay home
Live in the Whitest suburb of Wales's capital. In the park right now and there is a jeet couple here. The munting jeeta is sitting on a bench screaming in jeet at her phone while the jeet man is literally just walking in circles on the grass.I fucking hate these subhumans with words I cannot express.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9J3gdJjdmI>The irony of talking about invasions of people into the UK with a brown at the helm of the party saying people need to leave the country.
Q: oy vey, why are they out breeding us?A: they dont promote faggotry
>>540187693top 10 most awkward first dates
>>540187724How did the tube smell Nigel?
>>540187491implying it would be fine if they did work
Bop the stoats
>>540187491>>Boy, 14, dies after entering water at ‘no swimming zone’ of River Thames 'to cool off' during heatwaveHeatwave in question is 26°C btw
>>540187693Unironically true. Putting women in the workplace has been devastating for birth rates and family cohesion.But also if women weren't in the workplace, I would never meet them.
>>540187675I water the lawn in the rain, why not?
>>540187789>tubeI live in suburban Wales. We barely have buses.
Hello Brit/pol/. I am Wigger Starmer.Very excited to be here today and answer and questions you might have. AMA!
>another 30 seconds of rainFucking tease
>>540187896Don't mind popping round to mine in treherbert to check the gypoes haven't broken in while I've been away for me?
>>540187863Yum!
>>540187491DEPORTTHEMALLNOW
>>540187949I can smell the rain but I never see it.
>>540187748Faggots are so amazingly detestable
>>540187931>[to the tune of White Stripe's "Seven Nation Army"]KEIR STAR-MERS A WAN-KAKEIR STAR-MERS A WAN-KAKEIR STAR-MERS A WAN-KAKEIR STAR-MERS A WAN-KA
>>540188011>the valleysMy steroid abuse stat is too low for that server.
Does anyone have any questions for me?
>>540188143there's a word for that it's called "petrichor"
11" rubber wobblers with realistic painted veins and glans
>>540187931Have you been working on any new material?
>>540187666Why is his face so shiny?
americans need a licence to play tennis
>>540188256No
>>540187931
>>540188276how does the tennis racket know what's on the other side?
>>540187949Absolutely sick of this nigger weather, everywhere looks like the fucking savanna
>>540188231I prefer a dick to be an abstract notiondick jokes are funnier when they're less veinythe veiny it gets, the seedier it getsit's like when you graduate from watching "porno" to clips people filmed on their phonesyou utter fucking degenerate
honestly glad that wigger starmer super seeded sneed in the meme game
>>540188315it is far cry 2 as fuck out there right now
>>540188315last few months of the year are the best, halloween, bonfire night, crimbo and no shitty summer heat
https://xcancel.com/HenryAv63694996/status/2084696267951616472#m>My view is different. British nationalism means British detention centres, a very British rollback of humanitarian laws, mass deportations with a Union Jack attached, and heavy taxes on remittances as leverage.>So concentration camps? This is better for our international image? Pretended not to understand again award
A major factor that nationalists do not seem to consider or discuss in any detail is the state of the economy and how that's affecting us. We are in a position where there is unbelievable wage compression, as well as prolonged wage stagnation. I saw something that suggested we haven't had anything like this since the napoleonic war, where there's an obvious factor at play. This is making it incredibly difficult for white british people to have children period. Social housing is prioritised for minority groups. Mass migration has caused house prices to soar, so much so that even if you're saving for a house, as the cost of living increases and house prices go up year on year, you end up chasing your tail.This system favours ethnic minority paki africans indians etc. They tend to pool their money, live in the same house for a long time, look after each others kids. Their culture gives them an enormous advantage in modern britain. Should we adapt as an ethnic group? Why should we? Our nation has been turned, over the course of 2 decades, into a proto 3rd world nation due to hyper capitalism, corruption, anti-white institutions.The economy is absolutely fucked and it's hitting US the hardest. Of course I'm all for the deportations and completely stopping immigration but this needs to be a talking point. It is so nefarious and this should shape a nation if we are to rebuild it. We can never allow this to happen ever again.
Aldi have started stocking soju. Fuckin' ace.
>>540188498Our "international image" is beyond pathetic. Every country mocks us, no-one respects us, and the third-world, who we spent so much time building soft power with, just see us as rape meat.
boomers found cool things in their uncles attics and garages, they found out they were actually in the Waffen-SS or summit. What will gen z and gen alpha discover? Uncle anon was a fucking brinny. A work dodging, plastic sex arse owning dole spastic. smdh
>>540187789https://youtu.be/YdAWEuL5HXgLBx3QGn5PiJHPOAy
>>540188498the problem with systems like this even if they're built on solid and humanitarian ideals inevitably end with gaps where massive abuses happenit feels good evenif such a thing happens I'll politely look away, but that's what's so dangerous about the creation of such thingsso you're morally and ethically prompted with a decision between going through all the red tape of ejecting each individual person from this country to make sure they're not caught up in itorburning all that shit and becoming nazi germany in six monthscatharsis is so called because it feels fucking great
>>540188276Based and anti tiger dad pilled
>>540188315 bees swarm wasps who come into the hive and go mental flapping their wings until the temperature is 1 to 2 celcius above hyperthermia for the invader, who dies, but the bees can cope with it just about. This is why the UK is heating up to 40C every daywhich doesn't make sense as an allegory because every invader is built to cope with the higher heat naturally
>>540188459>halloweenPeak sluts. One of my faves. And bonfire night. And Christmas obviously. They all beat the shit out of shrove Tuesday. Paddy's day gets an honourable mention but there's too many Irish gays around.
>>540188330Prude
>>540188276America is far more of a police system than Britain. Their constitution and Bill of rights isnt worth the paper it's written on.
>>540188760Antiques roadshow in a few decades is going to be mint
>>540187789people eat burgers, pizza and sandwiches with their hands and no one bats an eye, one BAME woman who is obviously very busy eats curry and rice with her hands, on public transport, and everyone loses their minds
>>540188760Absolute state of them sex arses like.
>>540188498>This is better for our international image?Israel is attempting to commit genocide and Russia is invading another country while China runs ethnically targeted concentration camps and, broadly, nobody fucking cares.>Deport only illegals or people here legally as well? https://xcancel.com/GBPolitcs/status/2083906411885396030#m>NEW: The Home Office is revoking post-Brexit residency rights from some EU citizens after telling them their original grants of pre-settled status were made "in error">At least 100 have received lettersOh look, a precedent
>>540188973look my internal world is kinky af bihbut I'm comfortable with being uncomfortable about it outwardly and, imho, using the dick as an abstract is funnier for the audience because they imagine their own dicks or "imaginary dicks"if you wanted me to pontificate about itreal life sex stuff is really smelly and weird and I remember looking at all the cocky flopsocks that my classmates had during like childhood swimming classes and being like "lol"
>>540188760Nothing. Their parents won't own anything pass on.
>>540189027>So what do you think I'd get?>Chlamydia
>>540187863cheeky cunts want to have a look at themselves
>>540189176tbf if by then it's been eradicated in the general population then having a source for antique STIs could be a real money maker
>>540189027New tv program idea; rename cash in the attic to gash in the attic and make it all about antique plastic sex arses
>>540188760North American plug sockets...
might get some personalised wedding favours
>>540189340>Gas in the Attic: about running your own amateur concentration camp
>>540189340You might actually be on to something there
walkable plastic sex arse
>>540189176>ChlamydiaHow did you know my daughter's name?
>>540189480this is me I fearthose slippers are well comfy
>>540189517I don't think I'd like a plastic sex arse that could leave me
One of the biggest oy vey's of modern times.He explains the malicious and planned destruction of western society, and who is behind it.A must watch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r77366-ea08
>>540188760those must be Rabbits sex arses you can see his cane on the floor
>>540189604one day you'll wake up and see the plastic sex arses roaming free in the streets
Business idea: plastic sex arse jetwash service
Business idea: mass immigration but it's all fit Chinky lasses (no SEAmonkeys) and all other non-whites have to leave
>>540189822>>540189844Hive mind
you can buy paan on ebay lol going to spit it all over the local high street then have a poo in the park
>>540189781it's a plastic sex arse world nowwe're just living in it...[dramatic bass spike]
Attic Fact Of The Evening: a typical UK attic can accommodate 80-120 people under the right conditions.
>>540189470and designs?
>>540189930yeah but it's loaded with asbestos innit
>>540189844>>540189822>>540189859Business ideaSelf-cleaning sexual emergency plastic sex arses. Small booths installed near migrant hotels, similar to them heart attack zappy things in the red box you see everywhere since the coof, they can pop out the floor to save space
>>540187789hey at least she's using a plate and not eating off the seat or floor
>>540187724Saw one praying in the car park in Asdas. Another one pulls into the space beside me, gets on his phone and starts screaming incoherent jeetish for 2 minutes before pulling out and leaving. Women are evil for doing this to us.
>>540189915really hate when there's used chewing gum stuck under the public use plastic sex arse
>>540189822Imagine the overspray.
>>540190012where else are you supposed to put it?
>>540189972Yes, but then it gobbles up the nigger/ pajeet that uses it.
>>540189844carnt believe cauldron posted anonymously ( lol! )
>>540189844Small stoats not small boats
>>540189972>>540190012hive mind
>>540189930now that's loft living !
>>540189905Paki
>>540189517Me taking my plastic sex arses for a walk
>>540190069please don't impugn the threads token alcoholicthey do enough of that themselves and for that we should all be thankful
>>540190083I'm never getting it with an asian that isn't a slag, eh
Business Idea: Gelatin based plastic sex arses that dissolve away after cooming to leave a forget me not seedling behind.
>>540190188kek
>Jacob Rees-Mogg: "Attacking a policeman is the highest crime, because attacking the police is attacking the essence of the state."
their search for a better life continues . . .
>>540190188you need plastic sex arse seatbelts to do this legally btw
a plastic sex arse is for life, not just for Christmas
>>540189844
>>540190309So vibrant. At least it's not dull and boring a countryside village.
As my old friend once said, just put a bag over her head
they're coming for your sex arses
>>540190338*wife
>>540190402Business Idea: Sex arse bags so you discretely transport your new sex arses out the sex arse shop.
>>540190188More entertaining then wigger starmer
>>540190420average white women would prefer any of them to a brincel
>>540187491>Send them backKill them all!
Business Idea: bash jnogs head in with an ice axe on account of him being a paedophile jewish parasite
>>540190167can't beat em join em going to grow my ginger beard and have some retarded bengali woman shit out 10 screaming mutts while I sit on my arse drinking chai and eating dates all on the dole
>>540190239*milfsYou're welcome.
>>540190542white women would rather sew up their minge than let them goat boys at it
>>540190399gives the spanish hot chick cops something to shoot at
>>540190739what's that, rubber bullets?
for me it's next generation super walkable wigger starmer clockwork soldiers going to fight the latest kosher war
>>540190798Fink so
>>540190739>one woman with a gun>thousands of shitskins behind the magic tape on the beachGod I hope they don't realise they can just go under that.
>>540190798yeh, that's what the post I lifted it from said anyway, need more of that attitude and less blankies and phones.
>>540190810Wigger Starmer is goneLet him go
>>540190889still incredibly cringe, everyone should be tooled up (NO FOIDS!) with live ammo and liberal RoE to use it
>>540190798Bean bag round fired from a shotgun?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bean_bag_round
all [insert prime minister here] had to do was deport the forrens
You see a face like this and you just know
>>540190963google did a good job scrubbing WS from the search results as usual
>>540191001Thanks for the wikipedia link lad.I just didn't know what a bean bag round fired from a shotgun was!!!
£100k of our taxes went into that btw
Wow, he's just like me.
>>540191001>>540191147kek
>>540191023That would genuinely sort a lot of problems>housing>nhs>public services>crime>benny billProbably more but too seethy to think about it
>>540191147You're welcome lad, I always try to be helpful.
>>540190420They will make a fire of your plastic sex arse.
>>540191213Would it sort out my gflessness?
having a crywank in the shower about wigger starmer whilst listening to this on full blast is peak ngl:https://vocaroo.com/15Lm5F5eCEg6ngl
Business Idea: Second Life Sex Arses, for the environmentally and budget conscious e-citizen- Fully serviced by an approved technician - Deep peroxide clean- Patented glow enhancer- Re-greased front and back
>>540191213Traffic congestion, less unemployed 70 IQ BAME spackers driving their brood of dysgenic, inbred horrors back and forth to their various NHS appointments in their taxpayer funded PIP minivan
>>540191398CARBON FOOTPRINT @gretaAbdul lived in Somalia, he lived a humble life as a fishermanNow he lives in england and drives a 3L Audi, speeding around the place high on nitrous balloons, eating fast food, getting brand new nike trainers that were made by slaves, the house he lives in with his extended family has had pvc cladding replace the traditional bricks and the gardens have been paved over
Self defence idea: Disposable Back Up Decoy Arses you put over your own arse in case some Bantu or Afghan has a sexual emergency and only you are in the area. Should give you enough time to wriggle free of their grasp.
>>540191164it does matter though
>>540191423>showerthat time of year already?
>>540191164>Naïve white women thinking they're doing good and those just doing it for social media likes>White blokes thinking if they do this they'll get some pussy>All while the invaders look on with gleeFucking sick of it
Howdy ya'll!
>>540191472Amazin' how many of em have got a BMW innit. Need to aspire to live more like them and work harder.
>>540191466jsut going to come right out and ask are you going to employ migrants to do the work or nubile white british females
>>540191580With a detonator?
Seen a post on X about Irish subversivenessMy teachings are spreading.
>>540191706I dont think the white blokes are even in it for the pussy they've just given up on life and want everyone else to suffer The slags want raw morrocan sausage and their own mulatto
>>540191656kek banter!
>>540191793It must be addressed.
>>540191747Can't get the skillset in the UK m8.
>>540191706Some of those white blokes are probably immigrants themselves.
>>540191793>mfw I saw someone deano posting on X
>>540191706it's all so fucking boring, if you had to be with this group you would feel sick to your stomach and go homeI literally can't even conceive of how these people live and don't want to blast themselvesi have absolutely zero interest in people on the rails at all
>>540191903Wonder how many times those two fingers have been up her minge. Thems her bean flickers.
>>540191903I reckon the blonde will pop out a mulatto before she's 30
>>540188985What color are your guns?
Business idea: spastic sexarses
Should start a propaganda campaign telling forens that Spain is the new UK for welfare
plastic sex arses with programmable in-built brap speaker (links to your smartphone so you can schedule braps)
>>540192046Very true, ytoids cannot compete
>>540192046member when henry nowak's sister turned out to be a typical polish coalburner with a woglet and everyone instantly stopped caring about him being killed
>>540192266Post nose moshe>>540192283No but I didn't care in the first place, we got a decent meme out of it tho
>>540192357
>>540187789I had the displeasure of being in London for a few days. I was a minority. Literally all shitskins of every flavour.
>>540192283She burnt the coal he (Henry) paid the toll.
>>540192404you should watch Atlantagonna blow your mind
>rainbow outside but it hasn't rainedwhat did they mean by this?
>>540190420Release the sharks with freeaking lasers attached to their freaking heads
>>540192077Sounds too convenient. Make it heavier.>>540192205Love it. Get it over to production.
>>540191472christ almighty a trog
>>540192404MOSHE IT REALLY IS YOU How've you been
>UK graduate job openings fall to lowest level since pandemic Noice
Never see an old black man with an old white woman
Lawrence Fox is a cringe retard try hard but this was fucking brilliant. I cannot deny he's a crafty fucker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNstCceue50
>>540192524>a crafty fucker.most foxes are
>>540192404Kill yourself, kike filth.
>>540192512You dont even see it on telly that
>>540192498Not like they staked loads of the economy or anything on it.
>>540192524Mogg the the cowardly capitulator to islam.He talks a good game on GB News, but we see him for who he really is now
https://xcancel.com/rosbifenth10032/status/2083646980849287191#m>Theres something so typical of a certain kind of Irish in London>The profession of being a great fun up the ra subversive who lives for the craic while actually being a totally humourless bore who is reduced to a sulk the moment they arent indulged
>>540192466Summers gay.
>>540192577The way he played that crowd was actually unreal. It was a massive risk, set up really, really well. Executed perfectly. I'm genuinely impressed. If they just let him continue he'd look like such a clown but his gambit was absolutely p e r f e c t.
this was a kino scene of how infuriating it is to deal with a jobsworthends up leading to a murder1/2
>>5401927432/2
>>540192512prolly coz he gave into the schizophrenic voices in his head saying she's a witch and poisoning his jollof, smashed her head in with a wooden effect soundbar served half his sentence released coz all out prisons are full of Albanians
>>5401927763/3
>>540192680If you've been a member of a labour or conservatives then that says everything. People do not survive in those environments unless they're on the same page. He is nothing more than a grifter. Anyone on GB news is a grifter. Farage is a major grifter. Blatant but the goy cattle are too stupid so it works.
>>540192737look I'm not a petty manLaurence Fox can pull it in sometimeshe's like a right wing version of Paul Bettanythat's just not all he should be
>>5401928231/2
>>540190083
>>540192705Honestly not able to tell the real Olukemi pictures from the AI ones
>>540192856He's a larping mong who's 10 years behind the curve. He's got an intellectual larp going and it's cringe as fuck. He's held this line for years so I can only imagine he's through and through a fence sitting centrist.
>>540192697tbf that's seemingly everyone these days, you saw it loads during Covid with "well behaved women don't make history" alongside "mask up!"
Is there more to this story>Afghan man with American wife run a pro migrant NGO>Through their NGO they meet a Scottish woman also working for another NGO>Scottish woman was in the US visiting friends. Flies over the Greece where she meets up with more American friends>Afghan knows Scottish woman well enough to know who to text to cover up her murder>Uses her credit card to make large withdrawls All of these people were involved in NGOs. Scottish woman had access to an excessive amount of money. They knew each other well. What did they argue about?
>>540192977I think he could be like a James Woods-esque villain if he stopped aligning himself with explicitly partisan causes and just focused on the partswith *just enough* of a renegade persona people would love to see him play the bad guy but reactionary media he's currently aligned with is lame, via virtue of being reactionarythe best art stands for its own things and Foxy may have it in him, but he's in a hole
>>540192977>larper>has a weekly show with a man of the cloth discussing current issues
>>540192977>He's held this line for yearsI think he's done far more than just hold a line iykwim, partly explains the retardation
>>540190798No that's a woman fucking up again.
>>540192498So what do they do in 30~ years' time, when the current crop of professionals all start retiring without having trained any replacements?
>>540192650Nope, always young couples or middle age, never see them with grandkids, really makes you think
>>540192901Bet she smells like umami.
>>540193158Good musician thohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLkvtHwSyM4
>>540187863rude
>>540191164Middle-class whites, particularly the women, all deserve to be garrotted for what they have done. My neighbourhood is now chock full of sub-Saharan Africans. Each time I look out of my living room window I see one. My location is thousands of miles away from Africa. How the hell did they get here?
>>540193157>Smoking a cigar is a deadly sin. The "Father" is definitely a Larper.Who actually watches their show anyway.It's so shit it doesn't even get mentioned in my Youtube algorithm. And I'm right wing as fuck.
>>540192524He bottled it
>>540193157really he's like a far cry villain but he's stuck in a media bubble and needs to branch outbe a bad guyit's "acting"he might be good at it
>>540192104>Wogs start leaving en mass in dingies>RLNI start going out and brining the wogs back
>>540193314>I'm right wing as fuckIt's probably just given up trying to find more right wing content by now.
>>540189844>No sea monkeys
>>540193104Completely agree with you. As you say his partisan renegade personal requires you to be performative. He's just mongy and lame. He's very smart and calculated but get off the civnat fence. He seems too sheltered. I remember a post on /pol/, true or not, apparently the poster was one of his friends and said they have these cringe social gatherings where they sit around drinking expensive booze larping about politics. I can totally see that. Things are very flushed out and obvious right now to sit around sniffing your own farts discussing politics like that when you've got a substantial position. Larping in some oxford debate isn't going to do shit.
>>540193157that's the gayiest thing i've ever seen
>>540193314>94 episodes 60 mins eachFor absolute fucks sake, what can they talk about
>>540193314smoking a cigar is definitely not a deadly sin also not in his weird church that he's a fake priest of
