>More than 150 migrants rescued after boat catches fire in Channelhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gkpeppjyqo>Afghan small-boat migrant drags suitcase with British woman's body inside down Athens streethttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16025941/Moment-Afghan-small-boat-migrant-drags-suitcase-British-womans-body-inside-Athens-street.html>Fury in UK town as illegal migrant detention centre expansion causes house prices to drophttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2235853/town-migrant-detention-centre-house-prices-drop>‘Panicked blackberry bushes’ bear fruit early after heatwave stresshttps://archive.ph/t41Tf>About 1,000 fewer prisoners to get early release as Burnham tightens ruleshttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/aug/04/fewer-prisoners-early-release-burnham-tightens-rules>Major Welsh mountain fire started ‘deliberately’ as crews continue to battle blazehttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/llanwonno-wildfire-rhondda-valley-b3027161.html>Boy, 14, dies after entering water at ‘no swimming zone’ of River Thames 'to cool off' during heatwavehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/boy-drowns-thames-river-swimming-millwall-outer-dock-heatwave-b1292313.html>Multiple homes left seriously damaged after fire spreads to properties in Crawleyhttps://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-08-04/multiple-homes-seriously-damaged-after-fire-spreads-to-properties-in-crawley>Companies linked to top health official and husband received £2bn in public contractshttps://archive.ph/hb1Hn
>>540195248*craic
kino is served
Kemi BabatundeWe should not refer to her as 'Badenoch'. That is a beautiful part of Scotland. She is not 'Badenoch', she is olukemi babatunde.
>>540195363Radiant
>>540195366>>540195363>>540195327>>540195248
>>540195366>babatundehe's a good lad
>>540195363VOTE WALDO
time to lube up the Margaret Thatcher Sex Arse (Resignation Edition), it shouts 'the lady's not for turning' every third thrust
oy vey!
>>540195545Anything designed to identify patterns will inevitably become anti-semitic.
ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT TEETH AND BONES?
>>540195522>Margaret Thatcher Sex Arse (Resignation Edition),There's nae need for that, son, that's a fokin woman yer talkin' about
>>540195545Ooooo his 401k is in for it now.
Arday saga gets worse: 3 of the unis hes a "visiting professor" at say they have no record of him. Lmao.>>540195545What happened to that "it do be like that mr stancil" show?
For those of you that have managed to stop pulling your pudding; did it improve your life?
>>540195363Rory Stewart and Alastair Campbell.Two of the most odious cunts alive.No wonder they found each other and teamed up.
>>540195363
>Asmongold is butchering the disabled girl on stream right now
>>540195821I don't think flid meat would be very tasty
>>540195797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLeIx8rrlScThoughts on soviet war music, gramps?
>>540195673she fucked us, time to give something back
>>540195735corr
>>540195879I like Katyusha. Back from my slavaboo/brutalist appreciation phase https://youtu.be/BbO0GJBlbZM?is=NPVTPq-P0BhLQPER
>>540195366Why don't they just adopt English first names like Chinese people do?
Would you vote to breed sharks in the English Channel?
>>540195735I know these lads like bumming and slurping on willies and all that, but do they really have to dance like that?
>>540196014Basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WswMdOcuPnA
>>540195366I fucking would, and I'm tired of pretending I wouldn't
>>540195545Never deleting that app.
Boy go into water…. Boy not come out of water, shark in water
>>540196085They need YOU to know. They need you to be repelled and disgusted by them.The main thing homosexuals enjoy is the revolting taboo aspect of what they do. The corruption of what is natural. That's what gets them off.
>>540196028Because they have no intention of integrating
>>540195879Dont like it, russian is an ugly language. Theres only 1 place for war tuneshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpvDRnQb17Y&
>>540196215>That's what gets them off.h-how do you know?
seen the first big spider of the seasonwas fucking massive, early to see them like this so big so early too - this is NOT a good sign for the months ahead
Would love a soviet conflict for the kino. We don't have to hate each other. It is all in good fun, for old times sake. We'll never fight again in a militaristic fashion. One final dance. Bring our jets, bring out tanks. Let's have a final battle in sibera for the shits and gigs. Russians are our brothers. Our rulers are our enemies. We have far more in common with Russia than people think.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79sXfQsFdyM
>>540196083I'll shag them myself if it comes to it
>>540195735we coulda had this, we wuz robbed
>>540196252>russian is an ugly languageYou are as boomer as I expected. Their language is beautiful.
>>540196290I prefer spiderbros more than sikhbros.
>>540196290I wouldn't worry about it
What's your type(s)? Mine is either sensitive or feminine, though I have a soft spot for wild and silly
>>540195735>no gay muslims or Muslims in the crowdInteresting one way alliance the faggots have
corr lots of flies about
>>540196083But.Do we shoot the sharks to stop them eating the boats or shoot the boats to stop them upsetting the sharks?*>*Trick question. Can't shoot wildlife.
>>540196290Spiderbros are incredibly beneficial though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qNtOryEVc0Absolute banger. Russian language is stunning.
>>540196290spooders are frens, they can't hurt you even if they wanted to
>>540195735I think being gay is a sin, but what I dislike more than that is the way they act. Hella snidey, vindictive and thinking they're the shit, like in this video. If gay people want respect they need to work a hell of a lot on their personality. They're really nasty people when you scratch beneath that fake smile.
>>540196014https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7TxSDRqdC4
>>540196290Start seeing spiders as small apus that see a fly go ‘corrr clarse scran that’
>>540196510Knowing Labour will shoot the sharks or offer a better taxi service for the boats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISdxQGqaLEcI would enlist on the basis of this song alone
>>540196633Remember listening to this ages ago. Still a banger. Also really like these lads also. Just blokes singing in a forest https://youtu.be/RMplwUbPiZE?is=u0a9UEm-ItSfFSRU
>>540196366https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WNTb9_zTvcQ&
>>540196516Business idea: carpet bomb the BAMES with spiders
I just ate a pack of dairylea cheese slices
>>540195686They'll be telling you your mad for thinking he ever existed in six months.
>>540196838On a diet are we?
>>540196735https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8WonjlKg70&
avin a ___ ___
>>540196934yeah the diet is called being poor and the ideal weight is nothing
https://xcancel.com/chase_blount/status/2084689419102044309#m>Special Announcement >I am officially launching my campaign to be the next National Young Conservatives Chair.>Chase 4 YC Chair New Twink In Chief just dropped. Is there not an entryist faction within the YC that could stand and win with a chud candidate? Or are there simply no such people in the Tories anymore
>>540196895Shit, did he lie about existing too?
>>540196838those ones are well shit
>>540196972weird night
>>540196746I appreciate the story behind this. But there is a huge difference between soviet war music and western war music. This sounds like softcunt shit. Sobbing and remembrance instead of soul and grit. Gay as fuck honestly.
>>540196972 . . . coffee enema
>>540197009I got some to go with some burgers but they are, basically milk slicesfigured I'd eat most of them and put two in my chicken burgs
>>540196974>Poor>Just smashed a whole pack of dairylea in one hitDairylea is for nibbling on.
>>540197031I used to like the breakfast wraps from mcdonalds but I wouldn't risk them these days.
>>540197006Who?
>>540196972Business idea
>>540196974Porridge is dirt cheap mate. You’re not in poverty you’re just retarded but it’s alright because with this retardation you might just get on benniesPicrel. I foraged some blackberries today and made jam because I’m not a retard
>>540197151Based and jampilledLove making jam
wigger starmer
>>540197087this is the one occasion where some bright yellow american cheese would have been fine but my local just has this shit>>540197107they should offer an "all-day" brekkie wrapasking a man to decide between the best wrap he can get or all the cheeseburgers of his life is a hard askpeople are trying to get to work
>>540197108 ?
LETS ALL POST OUR WILLIES
>>540197151gis a bit
>>540197068Most western war music is protest music. Except the rhodie stuff.Skrewdrivers singer and guitaristhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GPKpbO7DtAc&
>>540197151>not a retard>makes one jarHm.
>>540196972bum being sick again?
>>540197151woah woah weoah woahdon't take my glibness for dismissalit was just a little retort I just wanted to bring attention to how dairylea slices are not cheese
>>540197068That just is how it is. Strength is a sin. Weakness is virtuous.
>>540196290Had a nest of baby spiders hatch near my bed.I left them alone, they left me alone.Hundred of these little fuckers and not a single one crawled on me, it's like they know who's the alpha.
>>540197227here's a bald willie
>>540197297I see. I was a bit too harsh and maybe just wanted an excuse to show off my lovely jam. I’m sorry and hope you enjoyed at least a couple slices of cheese
We have much to relearn from foreign countries
>>540197256Gay as fuck. IRA make far better music than this. Westerners are soft cunts. This is timeless:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLrya5CH4yU
>>540197358They probably got scared after 30 of them crawled in your mouth and up your nose, and never came out.
>>540197358You probably stink of shit and seed oil.
Me mum bought fucking GREEN MILKFor FUCK'S SAKE
>>540197151Noticed the neighbour that moves out has loads of berries in the garden, might hop over and scran up.New Societal Idea: Urban ScranSeen a few foxes around like. Park is full of geese.
>>540197256Shut the fuck up you dull old cunt.>hurrrr I'm rabbit and I like wars and guns and people dying and stuff..hurrrr
>>540197516Workhouse milk
>>540197337Yes. Singing about le sadness of loss is cringe and gay. Russian music is far more stoic. IRA music is more triumphant. No time to be a depressed miserable cunt when you're fighting for your life.
>>540197428it looks like great jammy nan used to homemake stuff like thatshe'd put ginger and orange in marmaladehave really fruity jam toofeel like maybe I'm a decade out from my home-cannery phase still but it's a good decadeI gotta work hard, make some weird jamsgood for you man
>>540197516She's trying to turn you into a sissy boy, kick her head in to assert your dominance
>>540197542partial to a bit of gull myself
>>540197584It's probably part of how we're evil colonisers and need to repent for the sins of our past and our present.We were almost definitely tougher before we lost WW2.
>>540197515>projectingI smell like sandlewood and beef tallow. I'm a prime cut just waiting to be consumed.
>>540197594Ginger is best with rhubarb.
>>540197659ffs
at least my very shoddy paint shops wont every get accused of being ai
https://xcancel.com/FoxNews/status/2084418428467544276#m>The Army is seeing one of its strongest recruiting comebacks in years.>Patriotism, a sense of purpose, and job security are seen as the top reasons behind this recruiting surge.>The Army's recruiting has climbed nearly 38% overall since its fiscal year 2022 low.>This fiscal year alone, more than 61,500 future soldiers have signed on for active-duty service.Um, that sure is a lot of BIPOCs, especially black women
>>540197516I saw someone drinking the red milk once.
>>540197542>Urban Scranchicken connoisseurs new show?
>>540197707I can get behind that.
>>540197679Success breeds weakness. We are weak as could be right now. Strength is rapidly brewing. Our victory songs will be legendary once we've cleansed our lands. And we won't be weeping the death of our comrades. We'll be too busy celebrating the victory. That is the difference.
>>540197476Fuck the pope and the irahttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iYDg3ofh7dM&
>>540197594Take the jampill, mate. Hope you’re well. WAGMI
>>540197790saw chicken connoisser in oxford street during christmas
Just sukxz right off the bone.
>>540197516often referred to as 'milk flavoured drink'
>>540197151Based jam jarer. I just cleaned up a pickle jar to root cuttings in off my string of pearls plant. It's reached the floor so needs a haircut.
https://nypost.com/2026/08/02/world-news/oct-7-survivor-takes-life-on-grave-of-lover-hamas-murdered/>Oct. 7 survivor commits suicide on the grave of his girlfriend who was murdered by Hamas: reportFuck these guys are getting residuals, I kneel
>>540197450>in 2022 it was estimated that only one Yemeni Jew remained according to a United Nations report about the treatment of religious minorities in conflict zones. Despite this, there are reportedly several crypto-Jews that still remain in the country.
>>540198105Lol
>>540198226
For all their talk about how it's about values and not race, the conservatives have routinely failed to win over non-whites into sharing their values. If they can't even win them over to conservatism, why in the world should we believe that they'll integrate into our culture? Their own internal research shows that when a constituency becomes a third non-white, they're incapable of winning. That is, their own research shows integration isn't working. They're not like us and never will be. They steer the country in direction it wouldn't have otherwise gone.
>>540198239Personally for me it's the last jews in Afghanistan
>>540198226MVP
>>540196972White chocolate Cadbury's creme egg
>>540195363Eyes wide shut with their fingers in their ears as reality greets them.
>>540198438Waxy.
>>540195366>We should not refer to her as 'Badenoch'.Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Babatunde it is then.
>>540198397KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z1Ple-qYuU
>>540198331Makes me think about that rant Julia Hartley-Brewer went on when Charlie Downes said we must preserve our white demographic.No matter what these retards want to believe, black and brown people don't even want to be British.
Don't forget this weeks thank you card your assigned wagie
>>540196972groundhog day
>>540198331>why in the world should we believe that they'll integrate into our culture?To go on a slight tangent what even is "our culture" (bear with me here), look at something like gay marriage brought in by the Conservatives using laughably thin conservative arguments around stable families in opposition to public opinion at the time. Subsequently various queers have not made use of their new freedom and although the public remains supportive enough of it they could be turned against it but then you have wets like the late Widdecombe (who was allegedly the staunchest) throwing her hands up and saying it shouldn't be reversed because it'll be "legally messy". Hell, even having a woman be an outspoken political figure who somehow has the most stringent (but still weak) viewpoints doesn't seem very conservative at all. To cut a long story short what even is British cultural conservatism that foreigners are allegedly supposed to embrace?
>>540197227
Been 5 months since I broke up with my gf and I miss the shagging we did. Shagged 2 slags in that time that were just nowhere near. Not sure if I’ll get a shag like her again can someone console me.
>>540195248>we must Restore Britain.>Stop the moslems>Deport the moslems>Except my son's wifeIs THIS the hope of Britain?
>>540198603I think I remember her during the whole Brexit debacle saying something on the lines of that although she supports it but if it leads to an increase in anti semitism (there was some sort of event, annoyingly can't remember what) then obviously it should be binned as that's by far more important.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqSA-SY5HroYour now remember this was a thing
Rebranding for Kemi:Change name to Cammy.Cammy Badenoch (It's short for Camilla)
>>540199051You got any dairylea m8?
>>540199081>a pretty paki pussy for every proud patriot
>>540199051set up a go fund me for a plastic sex arse and we'll all chip in
>>540197476Reminds me of Sunday morningshttps://youtu.be/XGvfuFxphW0?si=G7iXBC-I9_vqoFnA&t=115
Will throwing chuck into the channel be considered illegal? Almost want to buy a boat
>>540199098I been sellin' my assGapin' all dayOpen my legsFor bullshit pay
>>540198996It's a sort of liberalism where you can do whatever you want and never take responsibility.
how do i get the pip motablity car?i have no medical issues
>>540199137Is there a way to connect a plastic sex arse and tits together like an add on? Might just hire a lady of the night. My gf did a thing where she’d suck both her nips whilst I was pumping her and she knew it would make me blow my seed every time. Miss it like you wouldn’t believe get your gf to do this fellas if she has the baps
>>540199216Disable yourself
>>540199203I would be very hesitant to call anything in British politics "liberal"
>>540199051Plenty more fish in the sea, ladFish = fannies
>>540199096That's where she wobbles and loses herself. She seems to realise that the browns despise the jews, but if the browns are kicked out in favour of whites, jews become consumed with fear that they'll be booted out next for some reason.
>>540196600>HellaGet off the internet. Going about I see trannies and autists speaking like the worst sort of Americans in real life. It's very strange. It wouldn't be so bad if they adopted a good accent, like those ones from the South, but it's always the Coastal mongrel speech. The equivalent of an American suddenly speaking in MLE. Only Scousers seem to be properly resisting this and maintaining a good standard of English.>>540196290>It won't bite
>>540199303no, just want free driving lessons and paid for car/expenses
>>540196290Send em my way, because I'm having a fucking huge problem with flies. I won't even charge the spiders any rent.
>>540199367On a micro level browns are bad for jews, but on a macro level they're great so they'll stay. It's the fundamental calculus that was done in the first place for them to shill their importation.
>>540199401You'll get nothing if you're not willing to put the work in
>>540199351>Fish = fanniesThis is how you get thrown out of the fish market
>migrants: rescued
>>540199081>still going on about this
>>540199306My understanding of liberalism has pretty much boiled down to "you can't tell me what to do, you're not my dad!"Criticising someone is the greatest harm you can commit towards them. Because how dare you!
>>540196085Brain parasites from eating ass.
cosplay kemi is hot
>>540199388I've wanted a snake or a spider for years. More fear of spiders. Which is why I want one. Snakes are cool as fuck. I'd have tigers and jaguars if I could. But of course we're in a poor fuck regulated nation of cucks so it's not possible. These beasts of death are absolutely magnificent and should be worshipped.
>>540199388Imagine squishing it
>>540199479Incense, why all the darkies use em in the third worldJap ones are alreet
>Over 1,000 German Legal Experts Petition to Ban Leading AfD Partyvgh the democratic way... just ban other parties so they can't win
>>540199491>put the work inindocrinated retard
>>540199388>Get off the internet. Going about I see trannies and autists speaking like the worst sort of Americans in real life.Reminds me of those British mongs that watch too much tv and end up with weirdly Americanised accents.>pronouncing missile as mistle
>>540196366kys
>>540199916Either smash your knees with a hammer, or stop whinging
>>540199677zap it with one of these and watch it pop and burst into flames
>>540199665Worst strippergram ever
>>540199955Reddit keyboard warrior? Russian language is stunning.
Bubbles gone back to his old ways and spotted sleeping on Yookay streets lads
>>540199674And you would worship it by locking it in a cage?
>>540199995Seems a bit harsh tbhwy lad. I wouldn't feel bad about doing it to a fly or a mosquito though.
>>540200087harsher than squishing it? idk mangdo love zapping the flying critters with it and watching a few of them pop like popcorn. wasp lit on fire last time
>>540196974>>540197151For Urban poors just do a lap of shop of a night and get a few yellow stickers. You can always get a loaf of bread for 50p or less, and can usually get better stuff. If you live nearby you can do it a few times per week in a few minutes, once you learn the locations. It's usually divided into: baked goods, fruit and veg, refrigerated.I remember it used to be 10% of the price, so 90% off, in the Tesco I went to years ago. I'd get sides of Salmon for £2. It's never that good now, but still worth doing.>>540197516>standardised homogenised pasteurised Tasty>>540199129>>540199615You know for a fact his kids will consider themselves half muslim/Arab, and strut about as occupiers of England, but if anyone opposes them they'll claim direct descent from Hengist. With these mongrels the pattern is the same: they'll look at things as an observer, they'll see the Romans occupying Britain the way we see Mongols occupying China, rather than as a direct attack on their ancestors. They reduce Englishness to its trappings, flags and food, rather than genetics and outlook on life.
>>540199674Had sea monkeys once. Forgot about em, probably resorted to cannibalism
>>540199625I think that's rather reductive.
>>540198603The subsequent generations of immigrants are more left wing and anti-British than the first.I was thinking about religion earlier too. It proves integration doesn't occur. Even after generations, the Catholics who immigrated to the US didn't convert to Protestantism. Sure, the distinction between these groups was smaller due to them all being Europeans, but the Catholics did permanently change areas. None of the Hindus or Sikhs who came here have given up their ways. Muslims, rather than declining over subsequent generations, have tried to expand by targeting our people. They'll move to a specific area and change the entire character of it. In fact, I can't think of a single group of immigrants that converted to the dominant religion of their host country without force. Lebanon on a local level is what occurs. You have entire areas transformed. What were once white British areas are now Hindu or Muslim. The likes of Julia Hartley-Brewer ignore this, citing statistics of the country overall. As if our own being the majority overall somehow diminishes the massive cultural and ethnic shifts on the local level where these changes have occurred.
>>540198438decadent
>>540200156>wasp lit on fire last time
>>540199975you should get some sleep for work tomorow mate
