Humans are a half pig, half chimp abomination. We were created as the butt of a cosmic joke by an alien race nothing like us, for the sole purpose of having their own little comedy reality show.
So we are half ukrainian and half russian? Grim
>>540196245>i'm a half pig, half chimp abominationwe know you are but thats not our problem
>>540196245Ive been saying this for years now but no one wants to hear it. But we weren't made as a joke, we were made to be slave labor. Humans were created by aliens by splicing pig and monkey DNA in order to make a slave race that would mine gold and farm food for them
>>540196624Any connection to the great pyramids?
>>540196624This is why I like bananas and rootin in mud so much.
>>540196245Eugene McCarthy, the senator who's been dead for over 20 years said this?
>>540196624why would they need us to mine it? the universe is infinite, just find a planet that is 100% gold. no need for a slave race here.
>>540197101>He isn't a certified medium lmao
>>540196245We also share 60% of genes with bananas
>>540196932I'm sure of it>>540196944100%>>540197139If you read gilgamesh the gods themselves were created as slaves but they killed their makers, made the Igigi who were more divine than us but they revolted so our makers eventually made us.>why do they need us to mine goldWell the universe is a big place and the theory goes that the anunaki, from planet nibiru, which orbits the brown dwarf star nemesis, needed vast amounts of gold to save their planets atmosphere. Nemesis is supposedly on a hyper eliptic orbit with our solar system which allows them to travel to our world every 10,000 years
>>540196245>Shakespeare there i typed Shakespeare, what was so hard about that (i even got it on the first spell check attempt with having to resort to a google search) Not too bad is i say so myself
>>540197139Autism. Only the finest nuggets sifted by little japanese girls in sukumizu is good enough for the big beardy bosses.
>>540196245Nah, I'm part cat
>humansNot all humans. The pig-monkey hybrid is Semitic. Aryan people are half grey wolf half golden eagle
>>540197715>le folk lore is realok lets just assume we were created by the annunaki to mine gold for them after they conquered space travel and crispr level genetic engineering. where are they at? why aren't they slave mastering us into mining this shit for them 24/7. nigga please it takes a retard to think like this.
>>540198184They fucked off back to nibiru which is on a 10,000 year orbit cycle and left behind a ruling class that has maintained humanity as a slave class, which we still are. You are a slave to money
>>540197673Is that why semites peel their penises
>>540198631where do neanderthals and other extinct hominids fit into this equation? did they create those too?
>>540198184The other story is they tried to kill us with a flood before they fucked off
>>540198793>neanderthalsWild menEnkidu from gilgamesh was one
>>540196427>we>chimp larping as a humanGo evolve
>>540196245Nah, my mother fucked a dog
>>540196245I guess some of us got a little more chimp and by a little I mean 100%
>>540196245Natural hybridization between these two is impossible, it could've only happened through genetic engineering by outside entities.
>>540199095black people are the result of Caine, who fucked off to the land of Nod, and had children with monkeys. This is verified because after he killed Abel he fucked off to the land of Nod where he " knew his wife" but because Caine and abel were the only humans beside their parents Adam and Eve, so for Caine to know his wife it would require him.to take a non human mate, thus the black race was born
>>540196245It's the opposite.Pigs and apes come from humans, including also blacks, all specifically trace to Jewish people, the 11th tribe, whom God cursed them.Black people, pigs, and monkeys. Their ancestors are Israelites, there is no doubt about that.Turn to the Quran,2:65, 7:166"So when they were insolent about that which they had been forbidden, We said to them, 'Be ye apes, despised and rejected.'"The Arabs knew this, hence why they castrated all the black people they came across, if they were keeping them as slaves, or else they just killed them outright. And they don't eat pork for the same reason, nor do they allow monkeys, cursed Jews, to roam anywhere in sight.It's all in the Quran.
>>540196245the purpose if all human activity is mining gold
>>540199284Don't say 'the land of Nod'. We already know where that is. It's India. The mark of cain is the hindu mark they put on their forehead. Paganism begun with Cain, it begun in India. There he consorted with all 677 Satans.
>>540196245>>540196624>>540196932Project Blue Beam niggers
>>540196245Not me, I was bred from fish
>>540199871Go away Michel Phelps, and take ypur 200 gold medals with you. We all know you're the reincarnation of H P Lovecraft
>>540196624I also believe this. I think we're supposed to make Mars habitable again as well, and then we're done.
>>540200036>we're supposed to make Mars habitable againThat will take some serious effort. We might need slaves for that job
>>540200189Slaves makin' slaves, babies havin' babies.
>>540196624>mine gold and farm foodDo you have any idea how stupid that is? We have retards on Earth that try to pull that shit, and look where they are.
>>540199564They also say Jesus fucked off to India and spent years 13 to 30 there
>>540200292Elon and the Chinese are making robots. Those are the new slaves. Humans will be obsolete and done away with>>540200312Humans were created specifically in order to perform labor for the gods so they would not have to
>>540196245So a jogger fucked a banker and white people came out? Yeah, I don’t think so.
>>540196245>>540196624I concur. There is no missing link. We were engineered and happened to become sentient.
>>540198184but we are mining the gold for them every day. what is a few 1000 yrs for a galaxyexploring speciesif they come, they will be happy with all the gold we mined, smelted and put in storage
>>540200607>I am incapable of fathoming how retarded this isAnd this is why you are treated exactly as you deserve. Imagine having the sole drives of food and gold in your life.Pathetic. Godless heathens, the lot of you.
>>540196245
>>540201165You don't sound very smart
>>540201098>if they come, they will be happy with all the gold we mined, smelted and put in storageWe must prevent them from taking the gold from us.
>>540201524You don't sound like you have any idea how industry functions. Gold is a singular material. Its only real advantages are in plating and conductivity on small scales.Also, said plating is SHIT in wear components, so...
>>540196245So..............The offspring off Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent?
>>540202447that's very short sighted gold can be eaten if you treat it correctlythe pharos used to eat it, and so did the jews when they were in the desertmanna - what is it?
>>540201454But unironically.
>>540201524This pairs quite well with >>540202576. Good job. You have proven yourself. Enjoy your explicit retardation.
>>540203883Google monoatomic gold
>>540196624
>>540204078Based
>>540204078Saved.
>>540197715There are asteroids in our solar system that contain more gold than the entire planet earth
>>540196245Makes sense if you think about it.>People who engage in cannibalism are more prone to developing Alzheimer's disease.>many religions prohibit the consumption of pork>human organs in growth in pigs>most primates baby skulls fully fuse solid at few months old, humans dont fuse until the second year>chimpanzee and bonobos dont have a fully developed frontal cortex
>>540205919No atmosphere. Humans were created to farm and grow food as well as mine
>>540202576i theorize that the idea of consuming small amounts of gold might actually be a great ancient secret - a mineral taken to open the consciousness on an electromagnetic level.manna was likely fields of mushrooms that can bloom overnight in abundance - thats why they always showed up in the morning dew
>>540196245Pigs are human domesticated wild boars
>>540196245PIGGED
>>540202576Monoatomic gold.
>>540196245I'm not. Why do you think you're a gorilla pig anon?
>>540206942>manna was likely fields of mushroomsMaybe. Supposedly the arc was one of many that tutmos 3 took from Egypt with his sun worshipers>>540207634Templar?
>>540196427the duality of man.
>>540196624Someone linked the website here or on /x/ of some schizo geneticist who had a website that explained the pig – human theory and had listed so many examples of phenotypic and genotypic similarities it was super interesting but it was some random guys blog so I forgot the link
>>540196245That's utterly fucking retarded. Any serious geneticist would tell you that. It's pretty easy to debunk via DNA.
PIG IT UP
>>540207933What's up mah pigga?
>>540206942>>5402078165 not 3
>>540196245Nah. White people come from dogs, and black people come from gorillas, while Asians are descended from the greys.
>>540207933>Pigs and humans share significant physiological and functional genomic similarities, with overall DNA sequence identity estimated between 80% and 90% depending on the measurement methods. They have a similar number of protein-coding genes and comparable metabolic and organ structures, making pigs vital models for medical research and xenotransplantation.merely a coincidence goy
>>540196245snort oink oinkoink oinkoink oink snort oinkoink snort oink snort oink oinkoinkoink reeeeeee oink snortREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>540207816>Templar?What? I think i read about monoatomic gold in that Rofshild AMA. I then qent to ask a local goldsmith if he has ever heard about it and he just looked at me funny.
>>540208950The templars discovered all this in Egypt during the crusades and have been sitting on it for centuries after they were killed and infiltrated by you know who. Monoatomic gold is one of their secrets , allegedly, they know how to make it and claim that it was used as food in some capacity
>>540209161monoatomic gold and silver is said to be something alchemists made, you can drink it even, there's a schizo on youtube that does it.
>>540196245That's stupid.
>>540196245i knew you cumskin are pigs
>>540209200This guy?https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ei0hYhkgStU
>>540196245did you know threads like this are designed to push intelligent people off of 4chan, when threads like this get genuine traction anyone with any modicum of intelligence knows right away its absurd and stupid they think to themselves "im wasting my time here these people are beneath me" and never come back, the goal here is to drive away intelligent anons who are anti-establishment and would be willing to disrupt the status quo for the elites and are morally grey where they would be willing to stand on the line like i do here on 4chan, but threads like this genuinely make me want to leave and stop talking to you people, not enough of you call out the op and that honestly frustrates me a lot.i've been thinking about this for a while, its getting harder and harder to stick around and talk to you guys like this.
>>540209541https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQI5SqjbYewthis one
>>540209560ThisHonestly, threads like this make me question the intelligence of Westerners. It has absolutely nothing to do with politics, Japan, anime, games, or otaku culture. I wonder who these threads are for and who creates them; it feels more like there is some kind of "systematic orchestration" behind it all for some other purpose.>>540196245Did you know? OP is mossad and CIA
>>540209633Neat that pne looksmaxxer zoomer was doping on gold before he went crazy
>>540196624I always suspected this,
>>540209560>>540209701This is more important than whatever earthly conundrums you chose to get mad about. Sorry, not sorry.
>>540210114
>>540210045LOLWhat he posted is hardly any different from the narrative the US government tries to push regarding "UFOs"—even though the whole world scoffs at the absurdity of it all. It is as if he genuinely believes people are gullible enough to buy into this nonsense, failing to realize that everyone sees right through his attempt to divert attention.I still remember the story about Ukraine spotting a UFO right after the war started—it was absolutely ridiculous.
>>540196624In every schizophrenic scenario, NEETs remain heroes.
>>540196624nah m8 its just to throw us off. You have different races of humans, the ones at the top use the moon as a space station. Lower cast humans are bred to do the menial work and be sex slaves. Higher cast humans can fly around in saucers and visit other planets like they are weekend trips. they do gene altering to make the slaves but we were made in their image meaning made to be just like them only lower IQ, so they can walk among us and no one would ever suspect its a different species or alien or whatever.
>>540196624the igigi were brought over as slaves, they're niggers and revolted against the anunnaki that brought them to earth. they were replaced by modern humans>enki>enlilenki is white people, enlil is mongol. enlil flooded the world to exterminate "man" kind, ie the igigi or niggers, but enki saved them. enlil looks different from enki, but are brothers because they were created by the anunnaki, to replace the igigi, why enlil or mongols look the way they do so enki or whites will realize that the igigi or niggers are supposed to be replaced, enlil is the most obvious replacement... by design.
the anunnaki abandoned the niggers on earth, and created whites and chinese to replace them
>>540207870>return to monke>arrive as piggeIt tracks.
the anunnaki created modern humans, enki and enlil, whites and europeans not just as replacements to the abandoned nigger slave race or igigi, but as the true indigenous inhabitants of earth since they were created for earth, while niggers were abandoned slaves the anunnaki didn't want since they probably were a lot of the reason why their planet was dying
>>540196624Okay, so your worldview is the plot of Prey (2006)? At least give me access to hot Native American pussy if I'm going to be cut up into longpig for aliens.
>>540196245Chimpigs?
Well that should be easy to verify by having a pig fuck a chimp until a baby pops out
>>540196245a "geneticist" thinks that if a chimp fucks a pig it will produce offspring?
also enki or en key, if you want to be gay about it means white boy is supposed to be the top with a bigger dick that's more naive... enlil or en lil is bottom, yet the stricter meaner god because he's the bottom and hates anyone that tries to scam them
>>540210362Maybe, they say the moon is hollow - or at least it rings like a bell for some reason>>540210531Igigi are supposed to be more God like than humans, and humans were made from the life force of a dead God and dirt aka earth>>540210811>long pigThere's a reason they put down animals that get a taste for human. We're supposedly very delicious, just like pork
>>540211101the igigis are slaves that mined gold for the anunnaki, why theyre black niggers so gold is more visible
>>540196245Now we need to make an experiment ...
>>540211286you're going to fuck a pig?
>>540211162They revolted though and the gods made us because the igigi refused to toil
>>540211408they were also abandoned, the anunnaki didnt really need to create us, but did
>>540211437No one really needs a slave, they just want one. Check out AI, its the newest labor servant
>>540196245nearly there we are 1/3 pig, 1/3 chimp, 1/3 alien species to this planet/planeand that alien species is very frailand we are very frail compared to the other animals on earthso earth and the other animals were madeby somethingand wewere made bysomethingelsethat cameheremuchlater