pharmacy jew desn't want you to drink natural healthy concoctions
>>540201585Poison Ivy is natural herb too
>>540201585That's cool. Now write yourself a prescription for a social life.
>>540201585LIST THEM THEN U FUCKING POLE SO WE CAN HARSHLY JUDGE OR PRAISE THEM
>>540201700His prescription for a social life won't work unless you take it too. Seriously, just be his friend anon. Don't be mean.
>>540201719Chamomile (whole flower head)Fennel (seed)Burdock (root)Japanese knotweed (rhizome)Nettle (leaf)Marshmallow (root)"Golden Milk" spice blend with turmericHorsetail (herb)"Calm Belly" IBS herbal tea blendLinden / lime tree (flower)Calendula / marigold (flower)St. John's Wort (herb)Thyme (herb)Sage (leaf)Nutmeg (seed)Willow (bark)Lovage (root)Comfrey (root)Dandelion (root)Hawthorn (flower/berry)
>>540201934>chamomile (whole flower head)BASED SLEEP AID, GOD TIER COZY TEA>fennel (seed)TASTES LIKE LICORICE ASS BUT KILLS BLOAT INSTANTLY>burdock (root)TASTES LIKE DIRT, CLEAR SKIN CHAD ROOT>japanese knotweed (rhizome)BUYING INVASIVE WEEDS FOR RESVERATROL, PEAK COPE>nettle (leaf)FREE YARD NUTRIENTS, ALLERGEN SLAYER, ABSOLUTE UNIT>marshmallow (root)STOMACH SLIME GOD, COATS YOUR GUT LIKE TEFLON>"golden milk" spice blend with turmericINFLUENCER SLOP BLEND, YELLOW TEETH SPEEDRUN>horsetail (herb)PREHISTORIC LAWN WEED, SILICA MAXXED BONE BUILDER>"calm belly" ibs herbal tea blendPRE-PACKAGED NORMIE COPE, JUST BREW PURE HERBS BRO>linden / lime tree (flower)UNDERRATED SLEEP KING, SMOOTH AND SWEET>calendula / marigold (flower)WOUND HEALER, TASTES LIKE DRIED LAWN CLIPPINGS>st. john's wort (herb)P450 ENZYME SPEEDRUNNER, INVALIDATES ALL YOUR MEDS INSTANTLY>thyme (herb)ANTISEPTIC GOD, SLAYS COUGHS, PIZZA WEED>sage (leaf)GHOST REPELLENT, SOAP TEA IF OVERSTEEPED, SHARP BRAIN>nutmeg (seed)DELIRIANT POISON, DO NOT EAT THE WHOLE SEED ANON>willow (bark)LITERALLY RAW ASPIRIN, STOMACH ULCERS INCOMING>lovage (root)CELERY ROOT NPC WEED, NOBODY USES THIS>comfrey (root)PYRROLIZIDINE ALKALOID POISON, SPEEDRUNNING LIVER CIRRHOSIS, TOXIC TIER>dandelion (root)CAFFEINE-FREE COFFEE COPE, DECENT LIVER DETOXER>hawthorn (flower/berry)CARDIO GAINZ, GOD TIER BLOOD PRESSURE CONTROLLER
>>540201700social life is boring af and normies are exhausting
>>540201585I just get vitamin tinctures, they absorb 1000x better and you actually get the benefit.
>>540202797i get my vitamins from food. herbs are for phytochemicals, and fuck no, I wont buy them in any dietary supplements form since jews lie about the ingredients all the time.
>>540201679Abby Shapiros khazer milkers are full of nutrients
>>540201585Normies seethe so hard at herbalism, it's insane. They're such angry vaxxie cattle.
I have ten basil plants. I wish I had a hundred. They don't grow fast enough for my flavor demands.
>>540203245Okay I respect that.
>>540201585Grow and forage (if you have land). Cheaper, more work. I just like knowing what is going in me and what went into it. Ordering herbs, roots, and stuff sounds like buying "fresh, organic" chicken from Walmart. Feels shady, don't trust it.
>>540201585That's kinda based and red pilled, anon. Imagine the smell. So do you sit around all day concocting different herbal potions? Share more with us.
>>540201934be careful you don't brew the "dust" rest from the package; with some stuff you can get a bellyachealso hibiscus with honey is good>>540202077how do you know all this?
>>540202077I enjoy this list.The memeflag is the cherry on top.Excellent post.Have fun dabbing on the rest of the memefags.
>>540201585Make sure to brew kiss of death and dump buckets of it in jewish wells.
>>540201934nettle and peppermint will work better than any premade calm belly bullshit tea. you wasted money there.
