AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M DEAD IT'S OVER
>>540202622Is she hot?
>>540202622Ask her to extract bad spirits from your peepee orally
>>540202622is she the niggest?
>>540202697NOSHE'S A 50 YEAR OLD NIGERIAN AUNTIE THAT BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISHFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKI HATE THE NHS I HATE THE NHSI HATE THE NHS
>>540202622You should ask how many sons she has.
>>540202622get this book and read and change your diet and fire that cunt
>>540202622Tell me more about this free healthcare europoors boast about? I understand it’s the equivalent of urgent care in the US.
>>540202697Extremely based fpbp.
>>540202765She literally looks 98% like this with a similar retarded look on her face
>>540202622>i go to a psychotherapistfucking faggot, you are such a typical brit you gay ass little cocksucker.
>>540202871
>people actually see therapists Why would you see your local rapist?
>>540202622I bet she has more empathy than 90% of white brits
>>540202871I'm sorry anon.... If it's consolation, I went to a doctor and his nurse or whatever the fuck assistant was some obnoxious Jamaican that couldn't speak English.
>>540202622Treat her like a retarded LLM and get her to sign off on your wildest fantasies
>>540202978She can hardly formulate a sentence. It's just "MMMMM" and "I SEE". I might be talking to a fucking wall now. I think I just lost a chance to get better. It's so over
>>540202622Well why do you need NHS? You have everything you need right here anon. How old are you?How much alcohol do you consume?How much weed do you smoke?Occupation?When was the last time you got laid?weight/Height?We'll have this sorted in 30 minutes.
>>540202836>>540202887I HAVE PTSD
>>540202622Tell her you have a black woman fetish and it’s making life hard.
>>540203340THEN YOU'RE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH. FUCK YOU.
>>540203340>talking to a <<<psychiatrist>>>ngmi
>>540202774child, why you make de bad thoughts with your brain ooo?
>>540203340And you are a racist and using it as a crutch
>>540203391Fuck you you mutt I've buried everyone I hadAnd now after paying taxes for 16 years of my life I get offered A WITCH DOCTOR
I went to a decently hot woman in her 40's. She wasn't dumb or anything but she barely talked and I barely had anything to take about after a few sessions. Plus it was getting expensive.
>>540203552might as well have some fun with it, see if you can get her to provide some scripts for fun shit you can sell on the street
>>540202622>arise, chikkin
>>540202622Therapy is complete scam you fucking retards. Holy shit. You're just throwing money away. Fucking nematodes.
>>540202622>replaces your meds with bushmeat riddled with parasites
>>540202697My therapist is a dope. She tries to capture my words in her conclusions and always get is comically wrong… she has nice tits though.
>>540202622>>540202774>>540202871>>540203210>>540203340And how does that make you feel?I'm not a psych but I am a beru smart white male.Your body remembers emotions that you don't allow it to process viscerally. You need to let your body release the ptsd by allowing it to feel it until it dissipates.Also congrats on ptsd in UK that's next level pussy behavior.
>>540203552if you've buried everyone you've ever had, it's time for you to BURY YOURSELF NEXT. BITCH!!!!! FUCK the british. you deserve to be put through an industrial meat grinder feet first alive and fed to pigs.
>>540203738>she tries to capture my words in her conclusionsAh so they all do this..
Maybe she's the kind of stupid where she just says a parade of stupid nigger shit. Maybe she'll do all the talking and you can catalogue it into a hyperfocused nigger cringe compilation. Get her to tell you how she uses her psychology in her wonderful Nigeria. I want to know if she treats it like some voodoo nigger magic shit.
>>540203340I have PTSD too:Premium Titanic-Sized Dick
>>540202622>>540202774should easy to convince her you need big gibs
>>540203210Start new somewhere else? Everythings better than this. You can still kys on a nice beach later.
>>540203769Cringe edgelord
>therapyjust have a smoke and go for a walk you faggot
>>540202871I just dealt with a lady just like her at my local child support enforcement office today. Shower cap and all. She forgave a payment this month. God Bless
>>540203939no one cares what the cucked faggot thinks you loser, go walk past another five fuckin shwarma restaurants and hookah lounges to go get groceries you nigger loving motherfucker.
>>540202622>>540202774Just kindly ask the NHS people that you would like to make a request to change your psycotherapist. If the therapists are listed somewhere, just pick the white one who seems the most competent. No need to give them any reason, just say you are not satisfied with the one they gave you and you want to see someone else.
Congrats you just drastically improved your odds of getting prescribed the good shit. If you’re interested in Xanax you just got the golden ticket
>>540202871Would
>>540204080You replied weeb
>>540203769You sound like your dad touched you
>>540203738my therapist was bretty good, she was a Japanese Hawaiian mix. Told her I was not gonna take my meds, she encouraged me to make an observer self which tirns out to basically be a tulpa. Now i'm doing better and have an imaginary drinking buddy.
>>540204340I touched him and his dad too.
>>540204195They're just gonna give me some white-hating muslim or another indian or pakistani. There are no more white doctors
>>540202622Hopefully auntie dr mahimba will cure you from your internalized racism racist bong
>>540202697Gas
>>540202622>my new psycho therapist>meaning there's an old psycho therapist >having even one psycho therapist at allAnon, unless you're getting *paid* for this you're retarded, like people who poop at home instead of saving all dookies for the workplace
>>540202622>therapistThe rapists exist at best to siphon your money and stuff you full of brain melting drugs, at worst to convince you to MAID yourself
What does it say about you anon that you need a therapist in the first place
>>540202622They have them as adjudicators here lolPrince John did similar shit but atleast the French were people with brain power
>>540205362It was an extremely important question because we love black queens here
>>540202622Get a hobby where you build something.
If you have PTSD get a service dog and liquid amino tincture. Dump the fake dr
>>540203340Tell me yo' troubles whiteboi how'd did u get all dat PTSD sheeiiiit n sheiit
>>540202622You were fucked the second you got a psychotherapist anyway, be happy she's some stupid nigger who probably won't be to smart enough to catch on to however fucked in the head you really are.
>>540203340Ayyo, just tell the PTSD you ain't available. Tell the PTSD to go away. Why would you want PTSD in your life? Are you stupid, anon? Just throw the PTSD away if you don't need it.
>>540205664The state can force you into it for pretty innocuous things these days so who really knows man, don't judge till you actually know what to judge about.Maybe you will get kanye'd tomorrow and drugged up put in therapy and your kids taken from you for being antisemitic.
>>540202697BASED.
>>540202622Why would you ever go to a psychotherapist anon, the only thing any of them will do is listen to your problems and tell you that you need to feel better. They can't even prescribe pills
>>540206318Yeah.This is a total waste of his time unless he's has to go through the humiliation to get on gibs.
>>540205985Nah hes fucked. American nigger doctors are based and "fuck the system" pilled. They suck and you'd be better off asking ChatGPT if you actually need help, but they do do everything they can to get you hooked up with your NEETbux diagnosis. On the other hand, Africa nigger doctors are the fucking worst. They don't want to sign off on shit. They just think you are whining and are obviously judging you based on how hard people in their shithole country have it.
Is this one of those therapists if you talk about having sex with them or killing them they push a little button and the cops take you away for hurting they feefees
>>540206318>They can't even prescribe pillsyou wouldn't even want psychiatric pills.ssris and antipsychotics are straight lobotomic poisononly good is stims and benzos which psychs are very hesitant to prescribe
>>540202622Why the fuck are you going to therapy, like you need someone to tell you what to think?
Git gud OP
>>540203340MDMA assisted psychotherapy cures PTSD in 6 months with 80% success rate. Look up MAPS.
>>540202622i quit mine, kinda helped kinda wasn't even paying attention and clicking around while I spoke
