>>540204084>it's primitive to think huh?
>>540204084In other words, they cant think ahead? So theyre retarded.
>>540204359>>540204624are you guys really this stupid? you fell for this? come on. jesus christ
>>540204084>Not being able to plan ahead is actually a superpowerI thought this just meant you're learning disabled?
>Niggers use 100% of their brain on the right fucking now.This is actually plausible and passes the sniff test.Niggers can't see next week, and so their whole brain is focusing on the right now. This is why they get the girls and you don't. Timmy is fixating on optimizing conditions 5, 10, 20, 30, and 50 years from now, and Tyrone is plowing the dimepiece from your highschool every night.
>>540204737the ironing is palpable, isn't it?
>>540204084Watch "people" fill up this thread who don't get the joke.
>>540206056 >>540204737delicious thread
>>540204084>superhuman awareness of presentthats just an elaborate rationalization of the fact that niggers can't into hypotheticals and lack foresight. They also appear to lack basic reasoning like action=reaction.
>>540206130case in point>>540206367
I want to downplay the importance of race. Nobody should ever take it too seriously, which leads to extremism.But I do believe black people non ironically have higher EQ (emotional quotient) than whites. Like black people give more to philanthropy (as a percentage of their income) than whites.
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>>540204084Impressive. Very nice. Now lets check their awareness of the future
>/pol/ falling for the most obvious satire imaginableTypical. You retards are about as credulous as a four year old.
>>540204084So many replies and not a single one landed on>Dr GoldsteinbergYall getting sloppy.
>>540204084Is that why they can't understand hypotheticals?
>>540204084>Whites exibit very primitive thinkingOk, so we are inferior to "Superhuman" niggers
>>540204084To bad they have no concept of the future or their place in it.
>>540207600I skimmed it and it's pretty funny since it says black are better precisely because they're incapable of thinking of multiple concurrent things.It's obviously a fake satire piece, if the exaggerated Goldsteinberg name wasn't quite enough of a giveaway.The best part is you really could just push this as an article and leftoids would eat it up as praise.
>majority of the posters dont get itthe iq of this board is laying on the floor
>>540207673>Dr. GoldsilverplatinumbergKek
>>540204084>DeSquarious Limitless
>>540207673>you really could just push this as an article and leftoids would eat it up as praise.The premise kinda lands but the tone needs to be workshopped to hell and back. Aside from the names being obvious giveaways, the nut glazing needs to be dialed back. >every day we learn something something new about vibrant, diverse, and amazing people of color.It very blatantly reads like what a low-IQ Chud thinks smug, educated leftists sound like. It's transparent as fuck.
>>540204084I - I was so preoccupied with dinner I forgot to eat breakfast.
>>540204084>super human awareness of the presentNiggers can’t into time. Please see picrel.
>can't remember breakfast>can't forward plan>live solely in the present >get dubbed masters of the present Nice negrophile cope
>>540204084Its a 2/10 low bait effort.
>>540204624They're not retarded, bigot.They're differently abled.Didn't you get the HR memo?>>540204851Timmy isn't the "gotcha" you think it is, jeet. Timmy blasted that nigger who hit on his woman. Timmy got rewarded with sex and a mere slap on the hand from the judge, because nobody with a functional brain likes niggers.>>540207207You can see it in her eyes. The longing for BWC. The boredom and disfatisfaction with her shitty life with an ape.
Probably.
>>540207673>satireLook at this guy thinking liberals aren't actually that stupid. lol
>>540208927came here to post that
>>540207062>EQ >Race should be down playedNigger are you lost
>>540210753>Emotional intelligence, or EQ, is the ability to understand, use, and manage your own emotions in positive ways. The core skills include self-awareness, self-regulation, and empathy. yup sounds exactly like niggers. chimpouts are a white supremacist myth.