he knows jiu jitsu
>>540206704>joo jeet su
Do you suppose he will be attacked by some fellow with a $5 knife?
>>540206704Jews smell even worse than jeets when they sweat
>>540206704He ain’t beating the smelly accusations
>>540206704Lol he pays money to roll around on the ground and wrestle with men what a fag
>>540206704Jew jitsu
>>540206704RENT FREE
Bacon cheeseburger attack
>>540206704I'll do the worst thing you can do to an actor.Ignore his existence.
>>540206704Jake Paul got fat wtf
>>540206704I'm a 2 stripe white belt too. I would get ruined by a sufficiently athletic larger man in a fight. I know this now.
>>540206704I consider asian fighting performative faggotry(which mma has beard this out,) but I give him high praise for improving himself.
Haha what bitch crying prepare to die kike
>>540206704And then he runs into someone who knows .357 and then it won't matter.
I'm a blackbelt but I never act like it because I was trained not to threaten people and I am generally concerned with how common it is for randos to carry a small knife or worse on them.Someone looking to dominate me would not feel bad about using a knife. I would be left bleeding and crying>wahh wah you didnt fight fair with your fists like I waaaaanted you to, wah wah, I would have destroyed you, wah wah
>>540206704>He knows JujutsuYeah but I know Kaisen
>>540206704His masculinity was destroyed with his embarassing text leaks from thr girl he simped over. No amount of martial arts photoshoots will fix thatReminder that richfags are far worse when it comes to rizzing women, despite them apparently being highly socialized
>>540206704His eyes tell the story of a profoundly unstable man. I would be willing to bet that his child hood was not a very happy one.
>>540206704Looks like Guy Ferrari and Jonah Hill linked up and fusion danced
>>540207200Kek'd and checked.
>>540206704ching chong pajamas don't magically stop bullets, anon.
Lol he is only 5’6”
>>540206704>Jiu jitsuI know gun fu. I watched equillibrium 400 times.
>>540206704>white belt with one stripeposer
>>540206704Jew-Jeet-Zoo
>>540206704Wait he’s a fucking white belt?? And he is talking shit about beating up other men??
>>540207427everyone was a beginner at some point
>>540206994>generally concerned with how common it is for randos to carry a small knifeI used to do this when I lived in a bad neighbourhood, just as something I could use for deterrence. no one wins in a knife fight
>>540206704white belt is a starters belt>entry level ninja
There are two types of people that do bjj. Jocks and nerds. The jocks were involved in athletics most of their life. Probably wrestled or played football or are fighters. Then you have the nerds who are trying to regain their masculinity and pick the lowest hanging fruit bjj because social media promoted it.Any former high school grappler would kill these nerds who think they’re tough because they rolled for 1 year.
>>540206704>white belt with 2 stripes.. ooh wow, this faggot put in 2 weeks at the senpai house getting butt probed
>>540206704FUCK ME RIGHT?
>>540207754As a nerd, I agree. But I don't do BJJ to manhandle athletes. I do it because it's fun and will help me in a self defense situation to some extent, much more than most martial arts, and can consistently be pressure tested in a moderately safe way. You simply cannot practice striking arts well enough to be competent without getting some CTE and I have no intention of devolving into a MAGA level IQ tier.
I bet I could have a cool time with this guy, he's got a kumite at least. I bet he drinks and appreciates tea to some degree. Sure he's kinda cornbally but that's a thing I guess. I like him as a human even though he's Jewish, because that's what Jesus Christ would like me to do. He's not like that one guy with the X-mas show with Sarah Silverman at least right?
>>540206704i don't know who you are and i don't care.
>>540206773>>540206974>>540206994>>540207280>>540207542>>540207754Holy fuck what a bunch of whiney contrarian faggots.
>>540207980>You simply cannot practice striking arts well enough to be competent without getting some CTEYou have no idea what you're talking about
>>540208120>Still believes in a fair fight
>>540206704he wants to be a white guy so badhe got to see firsthand the life that Leonardo DiCaprio leads, and knows he will never have that
>>540207980you have high chance snapping your neck while rolling and ending up a veggie, retard. if you never rolled on your neck then I know you're a poser jewjeetsu wannabe
>>540206704Maybe his coach should teach him the correct way to tie a Jiu Jitsu belt. That would be a great start. Also, 1 stripe when you're taking private lessons is about 3 months worth. A 1 stripe Jiu Jitsu knows just enough to get their face smashed in comically.
>>540206704How is he still a white belt at 40? It only takes a few months to graduate to a yellow belt.
>>540208244How weak are you that you'd break your neck and end up completely paralyzed? Please show me the rate of which this happens. I must go to a gym full of suburban moms and dads who are genetically superior because no one has snapped their neck during a casual roll.>>540208160Prove me wrong. Go on. Show me how sparring two to three times a week and taking sub concussive strikes to your head is harmless. I'll wait.
hey that's the fat kid from superbad
>>540206704why is he crying though?
>>540208078he wont hug you and roll in the floor with you, homo
>>540208603he takes it up the ass in many of his moviesit's only natural to think he just routinely takes it up the ass (particularly since he's a jew)he wasn't so happy when a French talking head made him nootice that though (and she didn't even bring the jewish part, lol)yeah, well
>>540206811
Superbad was funny
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