>He told the three hosts he would beat all of them, before delivering the line that spread everywhere. “My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, fat guy from Superbad,’” he said. “And I’m like, ‘I would annihilate you, dude.’ I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?”Well? Fucking nazis and chuds?Who's got it?
People carry knives lol
Remember when he crashed out publicly because someone put up Jonah Hill Ruined Surfing stickers around his town
>>540209724Wow, what a content and successful man. Lol.Goes to show thatS H I TF L O A T Sin modern day America. And even a millionaire fitness buff is a fucking overcompensating douchebag
>>540209724>Jonah HillYou mean Jonah Feldstein?
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>>540209724Brazilian ju jitsu...A good way to get your head stomped in by nigger #2 & #3 as you have your face in some dude's asshole, getting them in position for a takedown.LolOr, so I've heard...
>>540209724BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
jiu jitsu is manlet rage and highly homosexual in nature
>>540209969>getting them in position
>>540209957>grapple this you fucking casual
>>540209724>bjj gay>white belt>probably pulls guard
>>540209724Good for him.
>>540209724More like annihilate another donut
>>540209939He'd fucking wreck you worse than everyone else. Know why?He beats up normal people. Whatever. No problem.But antisemites?They'll never find your fucking sorry remains...
>>540209724i ask him about his real last name and he'll just freeze up, breathing hard for like 5 minutes
>>540209724what a loser
>>540209762I mean, even if he does beat my ass, he's still the fat kid from Super Bad.
jew chooses jew jitsu lel
>>540209724I was a good high school wrestler and have gone to many BJJ dojos in the years since and usually just clean up. Occasionally a pro will beat me but most adult BJJ practitioners are just like every other adult who picks up a sport after high school - unathletic losers
>>540209724Sad how he was relentlessly bullied for his weight by homosexual faggot hollywood pedos. at least he didnt troon out
Same energy
>>540209724Jews can't fight, he'd hide behind his negroid amerimutt bodyguards, after all every american's dream is to serve their jewish masters
>>540209724He lost his mind after Emma Stone rejected him. She truly buckbroke him. She hates Jews too and supports Palestine kek.
>>540209762Carry a gun like a real man
>>540210068Honestly, this. Some Hollywood kike actually gives half a shit to improve his fitness. I approve. The "fite me irl" shit is a bit much, but still.
>>540210075Ornella... Jonah's got special plans for her
>strip mall meme martial arts>belt:whiteAHAHAHAHA.
>>540209724The first thing all these jews do when the get the tiniest amount of power is brag about how they will annihilate you. Every fucking time. Like a fucking child. And just like spoiled children they run to the authorities every time shit gets reall, begging to be seen as the victim despite it is their own massive narcisissim and superiority complex that gets them into situations where their just desserts are on the lowest scheme of things, getting beat until their teeth are loose. On the greatest examples of their typical jewery I can see why Hitler wanted them uprooted from his country. He really should have just done us all a favor and Holocausted them.
>>540210226A special diet plan, hopefully
>>540210205
>>540210140bro youre so cool
>>540210309FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>540210123Yeah but then you'll have been beaten up by the fat kid from superbad.
>>540210140Bro! You're so cool!
>>540209724I hate jews
>>540209724I have a lot of friends who enjoy Jiu-Jitsu and some are quite good, but they struggle to take me down and all I have is a very novice wrestling base and intermediate basic strength.Also, this is grappling only, if striking were allowed it would go much more poorly for them. Amusingly, I have akshually taken some of them down instead and gotten into positions that they tell me are good for finishing but I don't know any jiu-jitsu submissions so I did not finish.
>jew-jitsu
>>540209957You're not allowed to shoot people in BJJ!
>>540210536Jonah would fucking annihilate you so stop fucking talking.
You think he'd go for krav maga
>>540211084He might, I'm not sure. I would roll with him for fun. But I think he would struggle to take me down as he does not appear very strong or big (weight-wise I mean.)My conditioning is bad these days so that's where I lose, so if he is super-conditioned somehow then maybe he can tire me out. But it's not tiring to defend takedowns from Jiu-Jitsu people for me. Wrestlers are a different story.TLDR: BJJ-fags should also learn to wrestle
BJJ works. But if he's just a 2 stripe white belt, he's like 9 months in to learning.aybe less. He's barely above the man on the street in grappling. I know this because that's how long I've been doing it. I can't fight for shit. Despite going 3x a week for a little under a year.You gotta get good at it before you can talk shit.
>>540211180Part of what makes BJJ easier to get into for people is they don't want to spar for various reasons.I think it's a little too 'safety-minded' myself, sparring is not that dangerous.
>>540209969>Brazilian ju jitsu...I'm a big athletic guy. Took a jujitsu class with some friends. Black belt instructor was like 5'5". Tried to demonstrate how he could take down a guy as big as me.His arms weren't long enough to get me in choke hold.I just picked him up and hung him upside down off the floor.Apparently there's no counter move to dangling from your ankles a foot above the floor. I didn't pile drive him, but could have.
>>540211320Ever think maybe he learns more quickly than the average chud (You)?Fucking retard
>>540211251Wrestling isn't something you learn as an adult at the local gym. Wrestlers are better usually because they started at 12 and those who didn't make the cut can't call themselves wrestlers. Therefore the only wrestlers left at adulthood are by default the most capable and well trained.If BJJ had teams and cut the weakest links like school teams do, they'd be just as good as wrestlers. But instead it's got a bunch of losers like me paying $150 a month to get beat up.
>>540211379Why do you lie on the internet?
Jonah's rich mom would drop him off at the local skate shop like it was his daycare, he wouldn't skate, he'd sit in the corner and eat Subway while watching skate videos, and they just barely tolerated him
>>540211379Then everyone clapped
>>540211320>You gotta get good at it before you can talk shit.This. And even a first degree black belt isn't good enough to defend themselves from someone bigger or in better shape.
>>540209724Haha no you wouldn't, dude
>>540211461>Why do you lie on the internet?Why do you think it's a lie? There's nothing outrageous in my claims. Just a 6'2 guy wresting a 5'5" guy.
>>540210144Yet
>>540211446It's a little different here because we obviously do not have wrestling at the level of you guys, so we do have adult wrestling gyms (and a lot of MMA gyms in general with striking, wrestling, BJJ.)
>>540211503
>>540211446I gave the Olympic gold medalists kids and wrestling camp surf lessons.
>>540211505If they're actively training, they ought to be in better shape than any random guy who doesn't train. But yeah, if the other guy is bigger and stronger, that's a challenge no matter how well you train.There are weight classes for a reason. And even as a proponent for BJJ (I love it) there's no style that can save you when you're physically outclassed.Though having constant, regular combat experience will help balance things out. Having done it for a while, I can say, size is a huge fucking factor. There are guys who show up who I cannot physically move. I can't even move their arms an inch. But training makes me feel good and I'm down 15 lbs from the start of the year.
>>540209724Butt scoot on the ground like a dog with worms and I'm going to punt your head off your shoulders. BJJ only works when your opponent agrees to a set of rules. In a street fight there are no rules. Even in MMA all the BJJ homos get their shit pushed in. BJJ works in BJJ gyms and tournaments only.
>>540210140BJJ is the table tennis of combat sports.
>>540211320>BJJ works.Yeah, if you can't punch and kick.
>>540209724Why was this nesissary as a thread honestly he is a Jew but unlike most Jewish nepo celebrities he actually had some talent
>>540211999yo Jonah, nobody thinks about Superbad anymore.
>>540210718That explains why i got kicked out of my dojo
BJJ guys all get raped by the mountain muhammads, they envision them as their flock of goats and their sambo rape strategy takes over
>>540209724somehow this kike has been excluded from the media shield other jews enjoywhy is that?
>>540209724Jews have this weird combative attitude a lot
>>540211999>he actually had some talentStop posting, Jewnah boy
>>540209724Lmao, sure, Jonah. I dare you to walk into a barrio or ghetto.
>>540210093QUI QUI
>>540211999He is talentless, you gauche creature.
That belt only shows one stripe. Also, his coach should teach him how to tie it properly. Before I developed some major health issues, I used to train 5 times a week and competed regularly. I'll be the first to tell you: Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is not fighting. It is a sport. Can some aspects be useful in a fight? yes. A one stripe white belt only knows enough to get their face beaten in, though. Actual practitioners call it 'playing' jiu jitsu. What happens at a competition is a 'match', not a fight. That being said, I could easily hold that fat pussy on the ground and slap his faggot face until I grew bored.
>>540212509You're fucking filthHeWouldAnnihilateYou
>>540209724Not political. Jannies do your fucking hobby
>>540212577At usury and subverting my host culture? Of that, I have no doubt
>>540210238And in modern martial arts a black belt means your instructor has taught you enough to not immediately self-own the moment you leave the dojo.
>>540209724>Lol, fat.
>>540211379>Apparently there's no counter move to dangling from your ankles a foot above the floor.*headbutts you in the penis*
>>540209724Dodge this, faggot.
>>540212830Yup. I've been hoisted and headpalmed and whatnot by dudes twice my size on many occasions. They could have killed me of course, but none of that big vs small shit actually works in a real fight. There's always an eyeball or a testicle or a shin or a fucking throat in range and guess what, you pinned yourself and my arms and legs are free.
>>540211813>BJJ only works when your opponent agrees to a set of rules.
>>540212509>Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is not fighting. It is a sport.fact.jpg
https://youtu.be/1Wy-6z17up4I mean, I get it, it's clearly useful, but dunno man, still seems kinda gay to me. you keep rubbing against another man, sometimes having their balls on your eyes, and you gotta pretend it doesn't matter and it's serious shit but having balls on your face will forever be funny.also imagine the smell
>>540212830If I ever got into a fight my first move would be to try and suck the guys dick. Every fight should either start or end with rape.
>>540209724I got chronic back pain that sometimes shoots out into my stomach and thoracic scoliosis and I still could kill that fat jew faggot
>>540213527>he cums in your mouthThat'll teach him not to mess with you.
>>540209724Anyone who has to cry about how they would annihilated you would never annihilate anybody.
>>540209724Being the "fucking fat guy from Superbad" lives in his head rent-free. If he took even just a little bit of grace he wouldn't be so insufferable, but unfortunately he's Jewish.
I only came here to do two things.Chew bubble gum and push shit in.Looks like I'm all out of gummy bears.
>>540211972It's surprisingly difficult to punch and kick when you're folded up on the ground with a broken arm unable to breathe.
Hey it's the guy from wolf of wall Street who married his cousin!
>>540212509It's a 'sport' that wins like half of MMA fights. Are they not fighting?It's 'not fighting' because they don't finish bone breaking or otherwise deadly submission holds.I train, and it's definitely fighting.That's like saying boxing isn't fighting because they don't kick.
>>540210082Kek! That you fat boy? As if a punk kike like you can handle real street violence.. Bet you cry for your yenta momma as you bleed out kike boy.
>>540213773It's surprisingly difficult to butt scoot and ankle pick when your face is being used as a speed bag, and you're chocking on your teeth.
>>540210039>>540214011
>>540213866>It's a 'sport' that wins like half of MMA fights. Are they not fighting?No thats wrestling. That and MMA has alot of rules that benefit groundfighting more than would be seen in a "real" fight. A common example is no strikes to the back of the head or neck. IRL a counter to a single or double leg takedown would be to drive your elbow into the dudes neck and it would be a valid counter, but it might kill the dude so thats not allowed in MMA, duh. Also no kicking or kneeing someone on the ground for the same reason.
>>540214050Even boxers get tangled up. Even if you landed a pretty good, but not final punch, if a jiu jitsu guy gets his arms around you, you're done.And it's fucking easy to get arms around you I bet.As you're watching the world go dark, I imagine you saying "This isn't real fighting tho".
>>540214180>gif didnt loadOops
I bite. Not many MMA moves can counter a finger loss. I grab anything arm/finger/hand related and bite down until my teeth touch. I scratch too.
>>540214180It's not wrestling though. You're kidding. Wrestling doesn't do submissions or joint locks or chokes. Wrestling is useful, for sure. But in MMA, all the grappling you see is BJJ. And for good reason. It works.
>>540214274>Not many MMA moves can counter a finger lossPunching your mouth until you have no more teeth?>>540214311>But in MMA, all the grappling you see is BJJNo majority of champions are from a wrestling background, not a BJJ background. By a large margin. You also ignored how MMA is setup to be much kinder to ground fighting than it should be.
>>540210039Fuck off c/u/ck
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