Dear Zoomers, I'm writing to you tonight because I want you to know how grateful I am to you for being drafted in my place. Thanks to your sacrifice my unc ass gets to stay at home playing video games and I get a sweet manufacturing job making bullets for you to use during the war. I get to do fun things like make tank shells and guns all day and have a fizzy IPA with my bros after work...And it's all thanks to your honorable sacrifice. Thanks little buddies.With all of the love in the world, Unc.
Thank you Zoomers! ^.^
>>540214407All this plus we get Zoomette pussy
>>540214407Millennial fantasy cope
>>54021458718-26 little buddy ;)
>>540214587Enjoy bootcamp zoomie. You know they conveniently lowered the standards for the army right? That means they need bodies. Even screen addicted noodle armed zoom zooms. Don't worry about me my 40 yo ass will be comfy at the home I own watching the Iranian meat grinder. God i can't wait.
Fakeposting as right wing again ARE WE
>>540215514Wrong thread?
>>540214407sorry but i weigh 450 pounds. gonna stay home all day playing video games and masturbating and drinking and never working.
>>540215610I know what I said
>>540214407I second this. Zoomies don't worry zbout your woman, I'll keep her warm and distracted.
>>540215633Based. I did this too and everyone left me alone. I would do it all over again if I could.
>>540214407March zoomers to the frontline and zoomettes to my basement.
Fuck you zoomersWe could have been cool but then you decided to take the boomer route and vote all our rights away while hiding behind Christianity. I only wish I could be there to push you down the stairs when your gimp ass is stuck in a wheelchair after being drone raped for the rest of your life.
>>540214537We will rebuild the White race with millennial White cock and tight zoomette pussy.
>>540214587thank you for your service, lil bro.
>>540215514>>540215682Thanks 4 ur service lil' buddy.
