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What would /pol anons do if they won $786 Million on the usa powerball this wed night?

Would you try to change the world for the better or just NEET comfy?
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>>540219264
I'd probably send it all to Africa to help the poor hungry children.
Christ is judging you. Will you pass the test?
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>>540219264
I'd take it as a lump sum and when they paid me, taxed me, etc. I'd start a personal militia army to take my 'taxes' back. This in turn, would help the World.
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>>540219264
I would buy a heritage railway and run it just for me. No steam trains, based diesels only.
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I'd give it to Israel.

(no lie, I'm eligible for citizenship. Hashem loves his children)
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>>540219264
I think you seriously underestimate how far a couple hundred million buckaroos would stretch. State budgets are in the tens or hundreds of billions.
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>>540219461
Overestimate, sorry
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>>540219264
I'd start a PMC designed to depopulate India
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>>540219371
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>>540219264
i use it productively to help the people but wouldn't make a spectacle of it so it gets the most benefit to the people who need it, obviously i'd set myself up im a simple humble man from a tough backround i'd get a small place maybe a dog or something and just live quietly and comfortably while doing what i can where its needed, and silently enjoying my passions when its not, money would do nothing for me really but ease the burden of poverty.
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>>540219264
With that much money, I would probably be secured enough not to do any meaningful work or i would just fuck with people who are fun to fuck with.
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You would do both. Put most away in safe diversified investments, get your family some condos.

Then for SHTF stuff, you would buy private land and either teach people shit on it, or you would host debates for third parties to increase their exposure.

No reason not to do both.
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>>540219264
It would probably be paid out next year, so I'd buy a slice of Pizza, maybe there would be enough left for new underpants. Then I'd get back to begging the government for food.
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>>540219264
I'd probably give like $600 million to longevity research and keep the rest for personal projects
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I would ask for Princess Kako of Akishino's hand in marriage and save Japan by introducing eurochud genetics into the royal family bloodline
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>>540219563
TRVKE
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I'd give a bunch of you spergs like $40k each just because it would give "them right wing racists and chuds" more time to make the left and trannies seethe.
I'd also fund a small homeless shelter or tent camp for homeless men.
I'd also spend about $10 million on hit piece adverts on everyone propping up leftist politicizes but I'd strategically position the advertising.
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>>540219264
I'd buy winrar
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>>540219264
The lottery is illegal in my state.
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>>540219314
why Africa? are there not poors in your family? your neighborhood? plenty wealthy people in afroca to take care of other africans. take care of your family and neighbours first
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>>540219264
I'd become a game show host with a spray tan, run for president, and work for kikes to further their goals. Trips or higher and its me that wins the next Powerball jackpot.. .

Also niggers.
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Ideally live a more enhanced version of the comfy neet lifestyle I currently have
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I'd go buy a villa in a 3rd world country and fortify it. Then I'd use the money to secretly help build the country
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I'd buy a nice driving car (maybe even a low end luxury model) and drive from town to town for a few years. Stay in hotels and AirBNBs, observe the locals, drop money, fuck any fresh whores who like the cash.

But money can't change the world. It definitely makes things enjoyable, bit infinite money isn't for working people.
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>>540219264
Two chicks at the same time, man.
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move thialnd pattaya and fuck a lot after investing it solidly

maybe some citizen vigilante shit
advocate for mens rights
build a underground dungeons n dragons atraction real dungeon
try many types of small homes on land
try myth2 level development
maybe try out meneutos.net and haiku-os.net
get super lean doing rice n fruit sugar diet
start movement to have elon or someone buy all the big movie franchises ruined in 90s and retcon them n start over directing awesome fucking movies
promote flibe.com and atlantropa
build dymaxion car with stirling engine to run on hydrogen with that amazing suspension based on liquid I think it was fiat experimented with
maybe try n buld a turbine engine car
same shit with boats
maybe build private canal n barge system on some longer piece of land
advocate for no tax paid child care
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>>540220144

What about niggers?
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>>540219264
I'd start my own secret research institute that investigates all things /x/.
>send secret drone submarine expeditions to Antarctica
>bribe African warlords to let me excavate the Eye of the Sahara
>hire a team of engineers to try to replicate obscure free energy, mind control, and other weird patents
>fund an expedition to Siberia to dig up one of those ancient alien copper cauldron anti-meteorite SAM batteries
etc.
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ill start a PMC and take over haiti.
Literally noone is looking at haiti, they are a condemned people that even the UN dont give a shit about. I will become my own warlord ruling over afro carribeans and demand i be a king of my own petty nation.
Just kidding, realistically ill toss 100% of it into zakat because gambling is a sin
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>>540219314

polytheism is best
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>>540219264
I would do the same things I do now at greater scale
>send money to Japanese artists and businesses
Shrimple as.
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>>540219264
I'm not Epstein so I can't win the lottery (twice).
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>>540219264
>change world for better
Half of that money is going to the state, so yeah I hope they do some good with it. As for the other half, I would grant gibs to all anons in need, robowaifs for incels, caves in the mountains for the volcels, and German shepherd service dogs for all TI chads. Also a Mercedes Benz. A really fucking nice one.
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Oh. I'd keep working limited shifts just so don't die and get used to money then trust it.

Go to university.

Buy house and land across the road from fathers farm, expand it and help him.

Get cars restored

Send money to my parents

Set up studio for game development and build my dream game.

Buy apartment building have all trusted friends in building part of studio means office and house in building solve ls problems for me and my friends work wise

The dreams of me and the previous generations
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>>540219264
Build a solid home innawoods in Montana. Buy an acre around it. Build a gun range. Purchase full auto guns and shoot every day. Probably create content to share the moment. Multiply my family by 3. Invest heavily in gold. Rebuild cars for fun and sell to reinvest in new cars. Dissapear.

Develop an American brokerage with a whole building of them and print money on the rule of numbers. No longer experience fear of failure. Believe in myself and try.
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>>540219264
I would walk into the lotto office and kindly receive my $71mil.
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I would vanish.
Car, house, boat.
Give my family members a cut dripfed through an annuity.
Build a film studio.
Make my kinos.
Build a photo studio.
Take pictures of hot women.
Go to beaches every year.
Shit post on the internet.
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>>540219264
Neet comfy just like always
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>>540223233

based pic lolz

why cant white girls be pleasant like oriental waifu bot?
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Start an AI company scamming boomers using jeets. Use the profits to poison the jeet food supply, rendering them all gay, infertile and dying horrible deaths.
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>>540219264
Two chicks at the same time
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>>540223374

can you do to jew as well?
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>>540223345
Love googly eye bimbo gun mommy
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>>540219264
I would spent 200 mill into making the ultimate goon game
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>>540219264
>NEET comfy
trying to change the world is a mug's game, kikes have got shit sewn up.
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>>540219264
i would go buy a nice chunk of nicaragua from daniel ortega and just live life with a 5 gallon bucket of coke and a harem of hot latinas
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>>540223977
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>>540219264
I don't need 786 million.
786 thousand would change my life.
$786 would get me through to September.
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>>540224139

we have a winner

I need to grab my balls and get ona jet down to south america

fuck american women
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>>540219264
I'd build a fake holocaust reparations center, and fill it with bears, eagles, snakes and crocodiles, then when all the jews come in for their undeserved holocaust reparations I can set the bears and the Eagles and the snakes and the crocodiles on them
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>>540223977

googly eyed still has me laughing lolz
lol
holy fuck
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>>540219264
I'd take the lump sum, a cool 3.5 million after tax
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>>540224305

art imitate life?
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>>540219477
Smartphones for Indian villages. Smartphone use is directly associated with below replacement fertility
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>>540223977
She has meth face which is aboot right for you Cancucklefucks eh
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>>540220667
I hope you win then
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>>540224367
At least she doesn't have a dick which suits you upside down Emu fuckers just about right, eh?
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>>540219264
I’d ask for a raise shilling in /ptg/ and tell my jewish managers to fuck off
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>>540224511

wait a second its not a troon?

record scratch

stop the music
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i would buy 4chan and fund my local ICE & glowops
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>>540220709
> polytheism is best
No
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>>540219264
I already NEET comfy so I would spend the money on contract killers. Getting rid of a lot of traitors.
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>>540224751
Would you stop being a neet fag and take good money to become the contract killer you seek?
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>>540224511
https://www.groobygirls.com/tour/models/brandy-alexander2.html

oh ok brynn is a dude who is post op now
wow
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>>540219314
Took the words right out of my mouth, my leaf brother in Christ
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>>540224751

this would make an excellent movie
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>>540224511
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guns_Guns_Guns/comments/1n60jny/got_banned_from_rfirearms_for_saying_brynn_woods/
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>>540219314
Based and christ pilled
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>>540224814
I would but I don’t have the right qualifications. I’m also tall as fuck and would be easily spotted.
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>>540219264
Neet comfy. Fuck the world. All charitable events funnel to the Jews. Fuck that shit
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>>540219264
Invest in SpaceX
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Buy a house and move my mother/sister/best friend in it. Buy a bunch of gold and silver and hoard it in a safe. Donate a bit of it to the homeless but otherwise NEET the fuck up.
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I would use it for me and my loved ones and that's it.
>would you make the world better
$786,000,000 isn't nearly enough to even begin combatting the global megacorp faggots that are ruining the world. I would have to burn through it all to even get noticed.

World is fucked, you are either part of the permanent underclass or aren't. There isn't going to be any sort of return to utopia, there isn't going to be some great event that fixes things. Everything is going to just keep gradually getting worse, more expensive, and shittier. The environment is going to keep declining, the population is going to keep rising, nobody is coming to save us.
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>>540219264
Fly GF in from Australia and marry her
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>>540219264
why not get a big warehouse, start assembling drones that deliver white people's appreciation to the people that really need it most.
you know, have a few hundred box trucks each full of ready to launch gifts for our dedicated representatives and the people that really keep this all going.

nothing is more important than gratitude, and showing it properly is the white thing to do.

also
>786 million$
thats like a tank of gas and cheeseburger, how am I supposed to impress my onlyfans favorite girl with dono's like THAT?!
maybe if the lottery gave out foil hologram charizard cards (the japanese one) we'd be talking Q.
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>>540228116
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.
>if i won the lottery I'd get married to a woman, in 2026, in the USA.
thanks guy, I laughed so hard a farted.
that is far more insanely idiotic than my idea to make friendship drones to reward police officers for being so helpful.
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>>540219264
It would be £14 million per year here. I'd probably buy a house, then save up for an island where I can plot my revenge.
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>>540219264
buy my brother and his wife a house, buy my sister an apartment, buy myself a bungalow somewhere more remote
invest the rest and then let my extended bloodline cruise on endless generational wealth.
there's no point in trying to "change the world for the better", you'll just burn yourself out doing that. the average person wants it to be as shitty as it is, that's the reason it is this way.
it doesn't matter if some dude owns all the world's central banks or whatever, at the end of the day, he's still just a single person that dies just as easily as everyone else.
if they have power, then it's because the majority of people permit them to have power.
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I'd be throwing parties every day.
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>>540219264
https://youtube.com/shorts/SXRsQKV9qS0



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