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Elon has nuked the moon
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>>540223463
>20 meter wide crater.
Yawn.
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>>540223463
INB4 its the tesla roadster
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A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(and Elon nuked the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and Elon Nuked the moon)

I can't pay no doctor bill.
(but Elon nuked the moon)
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while Elon nuked the moon)

The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
('cause Elon nuked the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but Elon nuked the moon)

I wonder why he's uppi'n me?
('cause Elon nuked the moon?)
I was already payin' 'im 600 a week.
(while Elon nuked the moon)
Taxes takin' my whole damn check,
Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck,
The price of food is goin' up,
An' as if all that shit wasn't enough

Was all that money I made las' year
(for Elon to nuke the moon?)
How come there ain't no money here?
(Hm! Elon nuked the moon)
Y'know I jus' 'bout had my fill
(of Elon nukin' the moon)
I think I'll send these doctor bills,
to the one who funds the shills
(Put Elon on the moon)
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>>540223463
He was testing if it was a hologram.
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People complain about Indians but Americans are always the first to lay massive garbage waste on new land.
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>>540223463
Did it ring?
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>>540225207
We own the moon and will do with it as we wish, and there's nothing a nigger in France can do to stop us.
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>>540225207
Would you rather have it stay in the orbit and break into a million pieces over time that also all stay in the orbit?
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>>540225207
sorry but ill do it again
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>>540223463
the fuck is mooncels gonna to do?
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>>540225971
>get mooned
>colonize m'arse
masons are gay.
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>>540225433
if you dont stop they're going to wave that white flag furiously.
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>>540225207
Elon is spiritually indian
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>>540225207
The Soviets crashed the first sounding rocket into the moon.
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>>540223463
Wtf



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