>be redditor>ask GF to use prostate toy during sex>she gets disgust-pilled and goes completely ghost>"is this a normal perspective from women?"NGMI. Anon genuinely thought real-life women think like Reddit comments.
lmao
>babe you dont get it the top upvoted comment explains that husband's bottoming out is completely normal and actually quite masc
>>>/r9k/catalog
>>540234043Anons, redditors that put dildos in the asses have girlfriends
>>540234043typical predditor
She's bad at sex and she knows it.
>>540234043another case of the internet and reality not mixing
>>540234043Nearly every woman I've been with has wanted to put something in my ass at some pointAnd I let em. Feels good man
>>540234043If he'd gotten a GF with a penis it'd be a happy story
>>540234420Dont. Its the first thing they do before they fill up a whole room with their junk
on him for not being able to hash out what kind of girl would be into that sort of thing or other degen sex acts
>>540234043Man is gay, blames woman (his beard), not really political.
>>540234043Reality is that's maybe 1 outta 10 foids or less.These hoes lick ass, prostate milk, ass to mouth then kiss you good night with the same mouth.Guy I know is a bit above average, but small pp, so he makes every foid lick his disease ridden closet homo aids hpv ass. People generally are nasty.
>>540234043he isn't just a faggot, but a faggot simp
>women gives beanpole loser a chance>"can i twiddle my ass while I fuck you, m'lady?"fucking hilarious. women will read hardcore gay sex books and then immediately get the ick if they see it IRL
>>540234043if men are so gay they need to use penis-shaped toys maybe they should date men
>>540234978that's just your hairy hungarian bitches that do that regularly
>>540235399Nah you're just a lowtest lame virgin
>>540235480HA! GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>540234468True and underrated kek
We did it Reddit
>>540234043I couldn't even read this, i can handle jeets getting cut in half and i usually end and start my day with a gore thread but butt stuff makes me fucking sick to my stomach. These people need help.
>>540235853You're just a kinkshaming bigot.
>>540234043Women are always after my bum
>>540234043Hilarity ensues as straight guy finds all straight women are severely and secretly homophobic as fuck
>be me>have sex with wife>still in the warmup phase where I just use my fingers>sense she is close to cumming from fingering>she can't quite get there>move other hand towards asshole>she gets more arroused, moans getting louder>put thumb on top of asshole>actual loud af moans now>rub thumb a bit>orgasms, asshole opens up>insert thumb in ass>more orgasms>after a while she is done cumming>moves my hand away from ass as if sudden realization hit>we proceed for normal sex>bust nut>cuddle>"anon, why are you so obsessed with my asshole"bruh
>>540234182I have a wife and children. Redditors die alone.
>>540234043The female ego; she doesn't want to compete with a toy. Women have no say in masculinity. If you're not taking fist sized toys, can you even say you're a man?
>>540234182But the quality of said gf is still in question
>>540234182and most of us here are 30+ y/o virgins what a great feeling>>540234210this guy does satire
>>540234043>is this a normal perspective from women?yes, women are notoriously judgmental especially when it comes to masculinity. Feminism can cry about "patriarchy backfiring" all they want, but the reality is that women have always been the ones pushing rigid gender roles and rigid expectations of men being "manly"There is nothing wrong with wanting prostate play or even wanting to be pegged, but many women are still going to react like this.
>>540234043>Anon genuinely thoughtThat's not an anon, that's ThemeThin5740Nothing anon about that
>>540235959That's just the mechanism humans use to direct the flow of culture. When we can kink some the boundaries get blurred and shit gets all fucked up.
>>540236107>"anon, why are you so obsessed with my asshole">bruhmade me kek, peak woman behavior
The correct response to this is to rape her ass.
>>540234043>OP talking about gay shit on reddit>CanuckAh
>>540236218Women are also the ones pushing homophobia for this reason
everything on reddit is fake until proven gay
>>540234043If you're a man and you enjoy the act or thought of shoving things up your butt, you've got some very homosexual tendencies.A normal, straight man will never feel that straight sex would be improved with male butt stuff.
>>540236213>only pretending to be retardedThere is no point I want to get across so badly that I'd become a literal soijak for.
>>540234043It's not just about faggotry, women HATE the idea of actively giving pleasure to the man.This is what you get in return after 50 years of simping.
>>540234043honestly, if he enjoys getting shit shoved up his ass during sex enough to ask for it, he should just accept that this is not the one and look for a woman who doesn't mind fisting his asshole or something.men are too obsessed with keeping women around who don't even give them what they want, for no other reason but because they are women.there'll be some degenerate out there for him who doesn't turn away in disgust at the request.
>>540234043My girlfriend wanted to peg me ever since she saw Deadpool. I eventually let her try it a couple times. I started enjoying it and telling her how hot it was that she ruined my hole and made me her bitch. I would moan and throw it back for her, arched and everything. I suggested she gets a bigger strap on with a realistic glans and dick veins. Then I noticed her strap on disappeared and she never asked me to do it again. Im not recommending anyone else does what I did, my anecdote is just evidence that when a woman asks to peg you, its a shit test and they want you to say no.
>>540236108Yeah breeders NEVER die alone pfffffft
>>540236107it's just the usual femoid shaming strategy. reality has to be inverted so that she can feel that she sits on top of the social hierarchy and you are merely her slave.if she admits, even to herself, that she gets off on you fingering her ass, she loses the female version of izzat, so instead she has to tell herself that it's actually you having some weird anal fetish which makes you less of a man, and actually that makes her even more valuable by comparison.I've barely ever met a woman who could break out of that, or even just acknowledge that she's doing it.On the other hand, you can also turn it around on them. Fuck them in the ass ruthlessly enough and they'll subconsciously acknowledge a more reasonable view on the hierarchy. After all, how could she possibly engineer a situation where she can make you feel that you have to look up to her after you made her bite the pillow and nutted into her colon, kek. At that point, it's a bit too clear for the inversion-of-reality approach.
>>540236531they seem ok with sucking me off, tho?
>>540234043>prostate massagerLol, no. I'm sure he showed her a huge black dildo e said he would stick everything up his ass and moan like a little fag
Yesterday when an asian woman was massaging my ass for some reason the hair on my buttcheeks was knotted up so she ran to the backrooms to grab scissors cut that shit off then laid the hair next to me like she was a cat it was kawaii, she finger blasted my hairy asshole later
>>540236345I remember a study that like 70% of women would refuse to date a bisexual man.
>>540234043Do you think your woman will respect you after you have asked her to shove something up your arse?
When i was in colleg my girl friends roomate loved sticking dildos in guys asses, she was actually hot but nerdy some what nerdy, shy and reserved so it made it even funnier. Every time she was with a guy you just knew, and she would use the same dildo with new guys.
cis women are wildly homophobic, more at 11
>be redditor>women don't date you>try to be gay>men still won't date you
>>540234043Lmao look at how much Redditors are absolutely seething about finding out how normal women react to faggot shit in their partners.
>>540234468>>540234420now they own you. youre both faggots.
>>540236345>Women are also the ones pushing homophobiathey can't be doing that as homophobia is rational
>>540237463thank god zionists are starting to fear openly showing their stripes. making israel her personality (after apparently opting to convert?) will probably lead to her suicide in the next 5 years or so. mossad might be able to cultivate her to carry out another terror attack on america.
>>540235480You realize you're gay right? No straight man likes to shove things up his ass. I'm straight and never had the urge to, so that makes you gay. No discussion
I had an ex who tried going for the finger in the butt while blowing me one time and I slapped her hand away and she was laughing for ages about it because of my genuine "wtf is this bitch doing" face. That's when I learned women like to do these shit tests.
>>540237797kek
>>540234043These are the people calling you incel and nazi on Reddit btw.
i would have my ex to lick my ass because i wanted to degrade her mot because i wanted my ass licked, it if affected the relationship who knows but she literally can never unlick my butthole
>>540234420oh wow posting it with no appetizer is wild
>>540234043His biggest mistaken is pretending like she gets a choice. Should have shoves that fucker in then raped her as hard as possible, training her to associate it with feel good. Instead he asked permission which is fag coded.
>>540237860I've never put stuff up my butt you lame virgin, women tongue my butt while jerking me off
>>540234182>have girlfriendshad* girlfriends
>>540236107my ex would start fingering her own ass while i was in her puss and still say it was weird i liked her butt so much
>>540234043Most women I've dated have been excited about the prospect of playing with my ass. Gf in op sounds like a psycho with trauma
>>540238042still kinda gay desu
>>540234043>asks reddit about how (real) women feel
>>540238265shut the fuck up canadian you were born a faggot
Lol I'm married with kids you moron. Getting your ass licked is even fucking gayer, how retarded are you to not realize that? Porn has rotten your mind, as you probably watch too many whores passionately making out with niggers' assholes and think it's normal. I got news for you: it's not normal and you are a grade A faggot kek. Are you actually trolling, or are you just that degenerate and too far gone to understand? Jfc
>>540238399>having a woman lick your ass is hater than being fucked up it whatever you say favela monkey
>>540238577I can smell you from here. Go back to your country, nobody wants you there you rat
>>540236218I sympathize with her. Any type of coprophilia is lower than even necrophilia.
>>540238399These guys were brainwashed on porn to think buttplay is normal. The anal obsession itself is already verging on being gay, why would you want to put your dick in a poophole when there's a pussy right there? They get upset and defensive about it instead of looking at things with a clear and healthy mind.
>>540238577Also yes it is. If you're having things shoved up your ass, you can at least keep fucking a bitch. But having your ass licked, you're in that moment solely. Touching your your gay ankles to your gay ears, moaning as a woman winces and tongue fucks your asshole. Nigger that's gay as fuck kek
>>540234182not for long kek
>>540238399How did you get the parents to let several kids marry you?
>>540238776Because variety is the spice of life, faggot.Only so many times you can stick your dick in the same old slit when there is another hole mere inches away that winks at you on the daily.
>>540234043>nearly 30 year old man discovering the say-do gap with womenHe probably had her talking his ear off for years about bullshit like tolerance, emotional maturity, and attachment styles, not knowing he was riding the line and one major ick away from complete collapse.
>>540234420>the secret ingredient
>>540238219My ex loved to get fisted and always was ashamed of it. Probably why that one didn't do any butt stuff shittests
>>540238099>was on track to fuck a darkie who made herself up like a deer once>derailed it like a mongoloidSigh.
>>540236218Once you stop listening to women the better your life will be. So many fucking ex gfs and female friends always go off on how they aren't whores and objectification, but the moment chad comes in the room they'll drink cum shit and piss like it's an open bar.
>>540239140lmfao tracks harder than anything has ever tracked before.
>>540239242Another ex admitted that there "could be" a certain string of words that another man could say to her which would make her leave me for himSo she also had to go, kek
>>540234182It was never the wise or the intelligent who were most probable to reproduce.
>>540234043what a fucking faggot I wish she would have laughed him out of the room and called him a faggot too
>>540236592This is true. Hanging on to people is retarded. I wish I knew that lesson sooner because I could have actually kept my real friends in my life.
never share anything with women
>>540239305Based. Yes, discard whores. They’re worthless anyway. Just pull out make sure you don’t knock them up
>>540236370>>540234043>>540234182This. reddit is not real life
>>540234182Let's suss it out reddit style>gf is a Troon>had a penis>now has gaping flesh wound>cannot fill bfs gay hole>seething jealousy of machine that goes bzzzz in the buttIdk
>>540239136Yeah fair enough on a man doing anal to a woman. But anything ass related done to a guy is gay
>>540238858> Touching your your gay ankles to your gay ears, moaning as a woman winces and tongue fucks your asshole. >Nigger that's gay as fuck kek>>540238577Favela monkey or not he’s absolutely right. You’re a flaming fag if you think that’s cool
>>540234043>prostate toyWhat is that supposed to be? A pegging dildo?
>>540239318Same. If I could go back by a good 10 years or so, I'd reshape my social circle quite drastically, but it is what it is. At least I eventually learned the lesson and my life improved as a consequence of it. There's no reason trying to "make it work" with people you simply don't match well with, at that point both of you are better off without the other person.
>>540239622not necessarily
>>540239310>turning a plap into a relationshipOof-aroo. I was young and had low self-worth once too. Hurts to see. She should be worshipping the ground he fucking walks on and doing absolutely bananas sex-shit and doing every domestic chore possible to make his life easier. You know she isn't, though.
>>540234043>disgusted by faggotryno shit.
>>540239391
>>540234043Hello, Based Department? You're not gonna believe this...
>>540239132Because they know my ass is exit only and they don't like homosexuals
DISCORD TROON THREAD
>>540234043Imagine the miasma violating and KWABBING your nostrils as you take that ridiculous gizmo out of the redditor's rectum.
>>540238357>that whole postshe didn't understand anythingwhat disgusts men about trannies is the fact that it's a biological man who was simply turned into Frankenstein's monster, not the fact that he's not illogical and annoying like a foid.if the technology was advanced enough that you could take a guy's brain and simply stuff it into an actually female body, the amount of men who'd go>actually, whateverprobably wouldn't be all that insignificant, kekimagine actually trying to paint being a foid-brained annoying twat off as something positive and desirable.
>>540236345>>540237797women hate on faggots because faggots see them for what they are. Fags aren't blinded by sexual attraction to women, where you just ignore all their many negative traits because you wanna coom in them. This means women can't play them like they play straight guys, waving their pussy around does nothing, showing their tits does nothing, acting like a whore and flirting does nothing. As you can imagine this is not a pleasant experience for a woman, who's primary weapon is her body. Has absolutely nothing to do with any kind of moral standard. Faggots are just a threat to them(lesbians are not)
>>540238776Its about domination. All these womens pussies are fucked by everyone she has been with. Her asshole one the other hand?> no anon that will hurt> im not into that hihi> im not that girlAnd when she finally gives in, she hs given herself fully to you. She has finally submitted completely. Dating a woman youve creampied in the ass is next level. You only have to do it once with her, but you will notice that she accepts herself as below you. You not only degraded her dirty hole, but you enjoyed it and came inside it. This is how you shift the balance from> bby, can we, uhm like, you know, do a little sponkeroo tonight?To> hey how about you suck my dick now, and ill cum in your pussyBut no. Dont put stuff up your own ass. that would be the reverse of what i am explaining to you faggots> t. assfucker
>>540239780As a non-driver, two non-drivers are a poor fit especially if one's out of town. That means somebody is taking a bus/uber and that just isn't sustainable long term. Every man should have his own place and income, though. A bitch's dinner is small potatoes in the grand scheme of things.
>>540239780the first two questions are fair game imo. if he has no driver's license, she cannot drive. it would make getting around annoying.she also lives with her parents so they can't freely shag at her place, it would be a pain in the ass if he lived with his parents too and they can basically only bump uglies on specific occasions where both parents are absent.but her then also demanding that he pays first, lmao. if you have that little to offer and need the other side to provide all the opportunities, at least have the decency to cover your own bills.delusional foid.
>>540239688She's probably lying on the sofa all day and nagging about stupid shit to him.
>>540240016>Its about dominationYeah, like when you get your ass licked by a woman, she is dominating you. Same as letting them shove stuff up your ass. Try doing that shit in front of your dog, it will never respect you again
>>540234043The redditor is a feminized man.I cannot find words how discouraged of society I am. We need a purge. A real one. I means a real one. Noah flooding, Earthquake everywhere, Volcanos everywhere, another planet hitting ours, Alien come back. A nuke in every country wouldn’t even do it.
>>540240002the cognitive dissonance this causes them is also always funny to observe.all their TVslop portrays faggots as simps who don't have any sexual expectations. just a capable, attractive man she can command around and gossip with who will never expect anything in return because he's not into pussies.and since they have a hard time distinguishing between fiction and reality, this depiction shapes their view of faggots.then they meet an actual faggot irl and immediately hate him because the guy has fully removed his filter. he has no reason to ever bother with a woman's sensibilities because he has no reason to placate them.
>>540234182these people are much older, fatter, and uglier than you're imagining.
>>540234043He dodged a bullet. There are better women out there, and luckily people who actually want to treat women like human beings kind of have the pick of the litter right now. Incels and alt-right dweebs have made connecting with decent women a lot easier.
>>540239780
>>540237463I think in this guy's case, it's the staggering autism holding him back.
>>540234230This.
>>540237798Even niggers are refusing to fuck them
>>540234182I've only ever been with two girls. And both tried to play with my ass. How the fuck did this faggot get a normal one? It's time for me to end it all.
>>540240181Yes. Lick HER ass. not the other way around. Im suprised how few know about the anal milestone in the relationship. Its like dating someone whos actually compliant and respects you after. As is the natural order of things, domination creates respect. Dont let anything happen to your own asshole, as that would negate the entire thing, and you would have to beat a robber to death or something to regain a fraction of the respect you lost.> muh women are insufferableUntill you assfuck them, yes. Women know they are below you once you have fucked their asses, which is why they make it so rare. Im telling you homos, this is the way
>>540240016yeah, pretty much.it's not about anal feeling all that great, it's simply about sending a clear signal how the social hierarchy in that relationship looks like.even with a woman's warped perception of reality, she knows that there's no coming back for her if you have nutted in her ass. every time she tries to act like a boss bitch, she knows you remember the time you fucked her in the ass, and it immediately turns her performance into a joke.I would recommend to have done anal with your woman at least once, simply for this one purposes. it never has to be repeated either, she will remember that lesson well enough.deep throating works similarly I guess if you're really against anal.you don't have to enjoy it, you just have to do it once to increase your chance of that relationship being more harmonious, and her being less of a cantankerous cunt
>>540236107real shit>do something that drives her mad with pleasure based on reactions>"anon why do you like doing that so much?"many such cases
>>540240020>A bitch's dinner is small potatoes in the grand scheme of things.which is why the least she could do is pay for her own dinner if you're already covering everything else.it's not so much about the money, it's about letting her know that this will not be entirely on her terms with zero disregard towards what you might want.never let a woman think that she can endlessly take without giving anything in exchange, even if what she wants to take wouldn't leave much of a dent in your finances.
>>540234420Damn, this nigga is a homo
>>540240541I'm just not gonna do that. You need to leave Norway and go back to whatever brownoid hellhole you came from.
>>540240579Based knower
>>540240701That's why you don't go on dates with women who aren't literally or practically you they want to fuck.
>>540236531My wife deep throats my cock for 30 to 40 minutes whenever I ask. I think your just a lonely woman hateing fag.
>>540236696Lmao, you're a true, pure bred, little faggot.
My brother's ex-wife constantly tried to get him to let her do as stuff to him. He always turned her down. She eventually let the girlies get the better of her and she divorced him and left. She 100% would've left him earlier if he let her do ass stuff
>>540234420Same, but I only go for trans women
>>540240541Unfortunately I always refused to gove girls anal and they ended up never respecting me. Turns out that women demand anal and you’re gay if you refuse
>>540234420Why aren't you still with any of them now?
