>Woman arrested after four men stabbed in Covent Gardenhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c07yvy9e8d8t>AI model 'targeted real people, set up fake profiles and attacked open source project' after being unleashed on the internethttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16029771/AI-models-targeted-real-people-set-fake-profiles.html>Map reveals UK's worst sex crime hotspots as attacks more than double in 10 yearshttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2236295/uk-map-shows-worst-sex-crime-hotspots>Starmer ‘misled MPs’ over defence spendinghttps://archive.ph/oX6Gi>Former Pakistani minister on bail over alleged child rape in 1990s Manchesterhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/05/former-pakistani-minister-arrested-alleged-child-rape-1990s-manchester>Carers fed dog food to frail elderly woman and left her in the darkness for prolonged periodshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/dog-food-elderly-woman-carers-b3027969.html>Gary Glitter appears in court charged with 1970s child sex offenceshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/gary-glitter-old-bailey-kensington-and-chelsea-metropolitan-police-press-association-b1292468.html>Badenoch gives 'second chance' to former neo-Nazi standing in Somerset local electionshttps://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2026-08-05/former-neo-nazi-to-stand-for-conservatives>Water companies feel squeeze of abstraction limits as drought deepenshttps://archive.ph/wOlPC
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>>540242988Part AND parcel
>>540243246He looks unsure, hence why he's outsourcing the question.
>>540242988It's now become normal to wave your hands around like a spastic when talking.
>>540242988>Gary Glitter appears in court charged with 1970s child sex offenceslook rightGary Glitter is a noncebut isn't Rock and Roll part 2 still a fucking banger though?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFAR_R6h5oU
>>540243246Africans are so ugly. They lack the delicate features of europeans. The lips, the nose, the mongoloid eyes, the hideous hair. Antithesis of a european.
>>540243316He'd rather periperi chicken.
>>540243389I was doing that before it was cool
>>540243450>>540243443>>540243389>>540243316>>540243246Islam isnt compatible with European culture.
>The team that manages overseas PIP payments is literally called ExportabilityOne world, united in PIP
>>540243477>>540243465>>540243450>>540243443>>540243389Islam isnt compatible with your beautiful British culture
>>540242988>Hey tourists please come to London, we have fewer burglaries and car thefts nowWhy the fuck would tourists give a shit about this
>>540243516>>540243099>>540243171>>540243246>>540243316Islam isnt compatible with your culture
>>540243552[gazes at you in chav]u wot m8?[very profoundly confused]
>>540243570London has a lower crime rate than any city in the USA you retarded homosexual.
>>540243450There's some debate over their official classification under homo sapiens.
>>540243602Are those even real servicemen? Half of them are morbidly obese.
made the mistake of looking at @mythoyookay and now my day is ruined
>>540243649>London has a lower crime rate than any city in the USANo
>>540243693Says right there>Army Cadets>Air Force CadetsFunctionally just Scouts, but they get to wear berets and play with rifles a couple of times a year
>>540243516>Can you get a Motability Exportability?>Yep, for up to 12 months (doubt anybodys checking though)Amazing stuff
>>540243500Sauce? Lmao
smash the patriarchy, but not the islamic one
>>540243820Fair enough, but some of them still look like they'd have a coronary going on a weekend larp.
Benchod Blobby!https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785947556559912.mp4
just had a rather slow sensual wankwould highly recommend
How are my fellow brit/pol/ians today?
>He was later charged with causing a nuisance or disturbance without reasonable excuse on NHS premises.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/grim-reaper-wales-hospital-denbighshire-b3027735.html
/tv/ is a depressing board to look at these days. Even ignoring the fact that all modern TV shows and movies are shite, the board itself is heavily pozzed and jeeted.
>>540244237Chilling with a zoot, stampeding across Europe in HOI4
They're good lads
>>540244239GEG
>>540243516I'm so tempted to quit working and go on benefits.
>>540243693Healthy/combat-ready every size, bigot!
>>540244239>fined £200
>>540243246Wasn't chicken tikka masala declared our national dish due to one speech by Robin Cook?
>>540244239>>540244348It's always amazing how very selective the coppers are with who they can and can't arrest.
>>540244239>>540244398
>>540242988>London is one of the safest global cities in the worldHe says with armed bodyguards and a bulletproof Range Rover. Fucking hate politicians so much.
all you can eat carvery with a free plastic sex arse. sex arse model changed weekly
>>540244348It's even worse than suggested. Not content with their bogus investigation into Grove for daring to engage in journalism, the Met passed a harassment complaint to Devon and Cornwall Police regarding Professor Emeritus David Harris over the same matter. Despite people saying the police had a duty to investigate, Devon and Cornwall Police rightfully instantly rejected the claim. It's utter nonsense that the police have to investigate every claim that comes to them. They are permitted to use common sense and drop them on the spot. I do wonder how much of a role the various reports declaring the Met institutionally racist played in this matter. Did they see the accusations of harassment for racist reasons and decide they wouldn't simply drop the matter?
>>540242988That's a jeet
>>540243443did you ever go to his snack bar?https://youtu.be/AiDSKDz3NgI
>>540244815bonehill is known locally for being a psycho
Is King Charles a Sufi or a Sunni? I always get it mixed up.
>>540244945Alawite
>>540244854It's very good that we don't have a "Thin Blue Line" faction in British politics. Remember Greg Hadfield's case?
>>540243500>couple of zesty niggers bopping around with their bums out and no doubt their willies flopping around tooI'd love to know what the white libshits really thought of that dance.
>>540244978O always get Islamic denominations mixed up. Aren't alawites a weird type of Sunni? In the same the way a Methodist is like a different version of an Anglican?
>>540244815i remember him. he was another wanker in a daft coat. what is it with the far right and coats?
>>540244945perennialist larper
Another thing overlooked in the Jason Arday case is the role of Carter-Ruck in successfully intimidating the journalist to drop the matter. People rightfully condemned Arday for pursuing this claim, but I've yet to see anyone condemn Carter-Ruck for following through with a frivolous legal threat. They played the role of censor for hire, and it's just brushed off as standard practice. The lawyers will be lawyers defence. Carter-Ruck are scum and should be called out. We really should implement a change in law that criminally and financially punishes firms who send out threatening legal letters without even establishing probable cause.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNWYhbHUcWMJUST ONE CORNETTOGIVE IT TO MEEEEEE
>>540244854The IOPC openly admitted that they went after the officer who shot Chris Kaba purely to cover their own arses. There's obviously a whole culture of putting careers over actual common sense.
>>540245032alawites are a crypto gnostic cult like the druze and ismailis, he aint one of them lol
>>540245155It's not King Charles' fault. He's a King Charles who kept his crown and his head. No rebellions or civil wars. He was born into larping from day 1. And thank god for it. Roundheads in modern day would be exhausting and tedious to deal with.
>>540242988it's so safe that statistics have to be moulded to fit the statement
>>540245009I forgot all about that case:>A journalist has been cleared of an obscenity allegation over his social media post about explicit content on a former MP's X account.>Brighton Magistrates' Court heard Mr Hadfield's X post showed former Hove MP and minister Ivor Caplin, 67, engaging with explicit pornography on the platform.>Mr Hadfield told the court on Monday he had tried repeatedly to flag Mr Caplin's "likes" for a year before posting a screenshot of the ex-Labour MP's reply to an explicit picture on 25 June 2024.>The picture "could be described as indecent in some contexts", he said, but the prosecution's evidence was not the full post and did not "disclose the full image, or the thread of the message".I'm glad he won, but that doesn't excuse everything that occurred up to that point. While parliament is ultimately at fault for leaving these laws in place, our institutions have discretion and completely failed to use it.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy17y5g2x5o
So Restore just disintegrated into a thatcherite tribute act now?
>>540243516Motability Exportability Unit
>>540244656I think he might be lying.
>>540245169>We really should implement a change in law that criminally and financially punishes firms who send out threatening legal letters without even establishing probable cause.Already the case but as with everything else in the country it's selectively applied.
>>540238138>It means that people like you assume that the masses are "retarded" when in fact they are more politically aware and smarter than you are and therefore do not buy into cons such as Restore. It means that you have been dumbed down by the propaganda that has been aimed at you by the populist Right and that's why you cannot comprehend why normal functioning people vote for the Labour party.this is so accurate but absolutely pointless trying to convince these retards here of anything they don't "feel" is true. You might as well be talking to a golden retriever and that's probably unfair to golden retrievers.
>>540245271kinda hate how modern day gnostics get hung up on the esoteric elements instead of absorbing the central message"gnostic" cults imo seem to have forgotten the central philosophythe esoterism is some cool mythology sure but if your cult is built on the idea that this is a prison universe so I built my prison inside it that makes it good then you missed a massive point thereI'm so convinced 95% of gnostic discussion online is just the demiurge corrupting things around it to get things all back to him like some weird lion-headed serpent narcissist who fakes headaches when people aren't paying attention to himthe tools you use to break out while always become the bars to your new prison cellyou always need to be breaking outit just really bugs me like holy shit watch the Matrix you dumb cunts
>>540245169The government can censor any and all journalists whenever they want. We don't have a free press. We never have.You have to go off the reservation to publish your stuff.
he revealed his power level too early
>Gnosticism Yeah I remember when I was a larper 19 year old
>>540245682why does he look like a huntin and fishin migger now?
>>540245663>The government can censor any and all journalists whenever they want.Anyone can if they've got enough money. Remember Ryan Giggs getting an injunction against the press because he couldn't control his dong?
>>540245682is there any strategy to pretending to be a massive faggot leftist to get elected, then revealing power level and doing things? Has it been tried?
>>540245431No of course not, cliched but the process is the punishment, especially with how cunty the police and justice system can be. And parliament loves these laws, it wants even more of them! I think you can still fine Hadfield's twitter where he shared his back and forth with the police who demanded he come in to admit guilt and accept some caution but refused to tell him what actually it was over and because he asks for clarification too many times they decide to proceed with charges. I will always endlessly repeat that a secret power in British politics (if you also want to go insane) is to simply remember stuff. And how could anyone forget Ivor Caplin, the nonce, and his porn addiction to sexy, sexy dwarves. What's even funnier is that I believe most Labour figures still follow him, so some scumbag social media intern just gets assaulted with dwarf cock endlessly while simply trying to manage their MP's account.
>>540244815Kemi just demonstrated yet again how retarded she is by allowing him to become a candidate. I can imagine the mutterings in the Commons tea room were particularly savage.
>>540245855You'd have to spend literally years simping for the Labour or Green party to pull it off, and the second you went mask off you'd get kicked out.
>>540245682>convicted racist Bet he only watched 1 (one) Sargon video or something
Do gnostics even exist anymore? I thought he demiurge had done his job of convincing people he doesn't exist
>>540244815>former neo-naziWe have loads of convicted criminals in parliament. You can be a proper fucking terrorist and be an MP.Why is this bloke a problem?
>>540243602Yank enters Brit thread, immediately posts niggers and poofs to absolutely no ones surprise.You people really are obsessed.
>>540246165its dey cultcha
>>540246033It's a problem for the Tories because they'll all have to keep defending the former Nazi every time they do an interview and they don't want to have to do that
>>540246188She's cute but that hairline, I don't know.
>>540246188>holding a lav micconfirmed retard
>>540245631infographic gnostics are the most boring bastards on the internet
josh in? need hostel updates
>>540246196Really? It's begging to come across more as a passion. Or maybe more of a raison d'etre.
>>540246165
>>540242988>Badenoch gives 'second chance' to former neo-Nazi standing in Somerset local electionsHahaha. This woman clearly hasn’t got the brains to lead a major political party, let alone become Prime Minister. Nevertheless, it’s still very entertaining to watch our pompous London hack class humiliate themselves defending her latest bullshit out of fear that their comfy political duopoly might otherwise slip through their fingertips if they subject her to even the mildest form of scrutiny.
>>540243602ur gayer
I've had a bit of stringy kebab stuck in between my teeth since last night
>>540246526probably some goat skin
>>540242988A reminder Workers Party GB was the only electorally successful party that is both Anti-Immigration and Anti-Zionist, faggots couldn't just hold their noses and support Socialist policies which are actually Anti-Immigration because the Bourgeoisie uses the Free Market of Labor/Open Borders to stagnate wages. Moving to the UK and joining WPGB, fuck that Zionist cuck Farage and an even more pathetic one in Lowe
>>540246457It doesn't matter what she does because they're already finished as a party. They came 5th in the Manchester Mayoral elections. Behind Restore.
>>540246599fuck off commie
>>540246312gooning gang incoming
>>540246599No party other than Labour or Tory will ever gain power in the UK in my lifetime, because people do not like change and are too stuck in their ways to take a chance on a third party. Also, the British media will work to destroy any party that comes remotely close to breaking this stranglehold (see: The Times/Sunday Times and Reform UK).
>>540246526riveting post
>>540246599>couldn't just hold their noses and support Socialist policiesBoomers remember what socialists did to the country in the 70s and will vote for quite literally anything else. And they all come out to vote in massive numbers. Socialism (and I mean actual socialism not your Bernie Sanders social democracy shit) is completely unelectable in this country.
>>540246526That'll be the hair.
>>540246526STOP FEEDING YOUR OWN REPLACEMENT
>>540243450>timmy calls himself delicateThanks for confirming Black men are the most masculine
>>540246847Leave it!
>>540246619They’re absolutely not finished. Virtually every “right-wing” newspaper and media outlet in the country is shilling for them, desperately trying to sweep this latest nonsense under the carpet whilst writing daily hit pieces about Reform. They’ve received no scrutiny since they lost the last election. Boomers will continue to vote for them.
>>540246526Use dental floss.
>>540246621says the one whos being violated by the grooming gang as we speak and no one cares because the country that committed terrorist attacks against yours is more important. >>540246744I agree, but still at least try and build something. Still the Lowe scam was fucking obvious, compare Galloway being immediately condemned by parliament to Lowe getting fucking crickets LMAO>>540246787Nah I support real Socialism and 70s Britain was much better because it actually engaged with the material economy instead of financialization. The reason the 70s was so bad was due to how bad the global economy was due to the lack of circulation with Oil and the British empire paying its due.
>>540246957>Boomers will continue to vote for them.But they didn't last election. Starmer didn't get win because he was popular with the public, he won because the Tory's core voters have had enough of them. And a huge portion of the boomer vote has now switched to Reform.
called it.
>>540247084>70s Britain was much better70s Britain was economically completely under water you ignorant yank pleb. The whole country was literally shutting down.
>>540243891Someone answer this guy.
>>540246941Someone tell deepak that it's only western euro whites who are taught the dangers of racism, the rest of the world is a free for all megfest
>>540244511Skim the global compact. It’s insane how uninformed you guys are.You can start here: https://x.com/AmyMek/status/1070954985641443328?s=20
>>540245956She’s had no scrutiny since she became leader. Just endless fluff about how impressive she is. That’s why her approval ratings are so high.
>>540247217> 70s Britain was economically completely under water anon, I…
>>540247313
>>540247148not really, you said gooning not grooming
>>540247366
>>540247217it really wasnt, we had stagflation as well alongside oil shocks. Socialism didnt cause it, global trade did
>>540247366>>540247432Sukdeep is a Punjabi name and Pandya is a Gujarati name. That is 100% made by a falseflagging paki
>>540247468What we had in the 70s wasn't just 'stagflation', we had bodies not getting buried, blackouts, endless strikes and a bunch of militant unions run by overt communists who were quite literally trying to take over the government.
>>540247521Deepak is a name i came up with when i was buttering my pikelets one morning, later much to my shock I found out it is actually a real jeet name
>>540246526that’s what you get for eating yookay slop instead of british food
>>540246957People who think the establishment parties are ever going to fully "die" are being very silly
>>540247602yeah they were trying to take over the government because the government poorly responded to the Stagflation and didnt go farther enough in Nationalizing and developing Native Industry. They frankly shouldve taken over the government, especially with the modern government literally supporting a State built off of Anti-British terrorism.
>>540246250they fucking arein 2014/2015 not so many people knew about it so there wasn't this structured meme apparatus around itI'm disillusioned with modern day gnosticism and you should be toogo furtherngl tho spudo demiurge memes make me laff still
Why is this yank flag spouting communist shite?
>>540247649>pikeletthat’s what you are
>>540247769You've got to be trolling at this point. A full blown commie takeover is quite literally the worst thing that can possibly happen to a country.
>>540247843SAAAR I FROM DAKAR
>>540243500
>>540247938I would not like to know why its spreadable.
>>540247468>Socialism didnt cause itSome excuses never change
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c235evj1r04oI can just imagine the brit/pol/ reaction reading thisIs he brownIs he a migrantOk he's white but is he "British"Ok he's White British but but but but but but but
>>540248181The sooner white subhumans go extinct the better
>>540248120Indian wastewater saar
>>540248181The lads on X knew it was pikeys before the media even reported the story
>>540248181>>540248236whats white?
>>540248181Is he British? Then he's our problem. Is he not? Then he's an imported problem and everyone responsible for brining him here should be executed alongside him.
>sukdeepWhat an extraordinary name. Incredible. And I thought Shitheed was the most unfortunate foreign name. Sukdeep could have incredible surname combinations like Sukdeep Boob or sukdeep Bahole or Sukdeep No
>Cambridge University launch formal investigation into Professor Jason Arday's 'qualifications and appointments' after growing questions over his life storyThey finally caved.https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16031653/University-Cambridge-launching-formal-investigation-Professor-Arday.html
>>540248111Seen this before but who is this?
Anyone want to buy Chris Kaba's Rolex?
>>540248181No one is arguing that there aren't criminals on this island you disingenuous fucking retard.What we definitely shouldn't do is IMPORT MORE CRIMINALS.Kill yourself.
well well well
>>540248509Got the serial?
>>540247938also you didn’t randomly invent name Deepak, you had famous author Deepak Chopra sitting in your mind as usual Indian success sits rent free in timmy skulls but is expressed as anger and cope
>>540248538>my sink is overflowing!Laboury green libdemmy types would turn the tap upBrexity types would turn the tap off and take the plug out
>>540248509how are the hands? do they stay up when they need to?
>>540247688I just had gyros loaded fries. Gyros is overrated.
>>540248753Maybe we have more in common with our islamic brothers than we initially thought?
remember omicron
>>540248850>t.
how do we escape the epsteinocracy bros
>>540247423yep
>>540248850There was a piece recently that went into how prior to 2011 Prevent were overwhelmingly anti muzzie (duh) but after a government review where they got moaned at for being "racist" they then became mostly anti right wing
>>540248656This anon will win the day unless you guys can come up with a funnier quip.
>>540248850Islam means submission in arabicIts actual cuckoldism but worse, Its cuckoldism for third world inbred.Few things in this world are more humiliating than Islam
>>540249095
Doner pie barm
>>540247799gnonce
>>540249230Bit Brexity innit
>>540248656Kek!
>>540248651he were in the epstein files I think him lmao
>>540248181Consider this. When we demand the police inform us of the ethnicity and legal status of a criminal because we do no trust them to do it off their own backs, we feel justified anger at the people who have facilitated this invasion and we add it to the growing list of avoidable tragedies that prove a massive change needs to happen for us to survive.When people like you find out a White man killed a little girl you cheer>Aha see? White people kill too. In your face bigots.In other words you are scum. Subhuman scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJSXdMjoKI4
>>540249418They can't distinguish between our problem and an imported problem.
>>540249418This, I live close to it so was looking at facebook.Its just maggots celebrating it was a "white" manWtf
>>540249418They consider every death to be a worthy sacrifice for nummy food.
I bough some jd to put in some cherry coke tonight don't think beer does it for me anymore
I thought Ed Miliband was a paki but turns out he has two jewish parents. Didn't think jews looked like that desu
1547 Vagrancy ActThe Vagrancy Act stated that any able-bodied person who had not worked should be branded with a V, and sold into slavery for two years.
>>540249943>me me me. I drink alcohol don't you know. It's literally my whole personality. Aren't I so cool. Me me me.
>>540250033What if people were tattooed with the company that owns them by their contract? Anyone without a corporate logo on their forehead should be considered an outlaw.
>>540250033>getting a jobsame shit these days
>>540249230do you reckon they've gone after ar Ray?
>>540250222Bet you're fun at parties.
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyjn9yw97eo>The Radis Community Care worker logged the meal, from the client's freezer, as a "lamb dinner", before a second carer saw the packaging and realised the mistake, the report said.>companies house>PATEL, Deepesh RasikbhaiShocker
>>540249998Jews can shapeshift, fucking hell some of them lay eggs to birth their youngThat's how different we are as a "species"
>>540249230i’m watching yes minister at the moment. in what world is that, or anything else on that list, going to produce a terrorist?
>>540250033jewish shite
>>540250222Calm down Ahmed
>>540250496the men are in charge and the women are secretaries
>wife’s sister sending me thigh picsLord help me
>>540250496It makes you question the government.
>>540247521sukdeep double grip twist and tug
>>540249230>fucking ShakespeareYe wot
>>540250720pro tip: show your wife and get some extra sexy time
>>540250222and your entire personality is seething about alcohol on here you're always at it lmao
My sister started dating a Pakistani boy and he always flirts with me, it makes me feel uncomfortable but kind of turned on at the same time? I don’t know how to explain it, it’s fucked up because he’s my sisters boyfriend
>>540250378he's a good lad
>>540250832Sounds like a LARP.
>1pbtid
>>540250496I think there's a risk it'll remind you that the country wasn't always diverse.
>>540250832Keep your gay fantasies to yourself.
>>540250832Why in the world are you allowing your sister date a Paki? Unless you are a Paki?
>>540250720Send back pictures of chicken thighs, rabbit thighs, and then your own hairy thighs. Channel your latent autism and act like you thought she just wanted to discuss legs from a biology point-of-view.
>>540250222lookI don't blame you for being antinot one bitI say this merely as a question to a place where often alcoholics liecan u give me the smallest break?keep getting drunk on beer and being awake all night it's not cool
>>540250832stfu faggot
>>540251194>keep getting drunk on beer and being awake all night it's not coolMight try getting on curaleaf.
>>540251376once I run out of stimulus, I'm boredtonight I'm drinking spirits but don't get me wrong I'm not talking about it to flaunt itbeer not doing itwhich is weird
>>540250955it makes me yearn for a bloated, bureaucratic state run by humphreys. today we have an anarcho-tyranny run by lanyarded middle class cunts who actively want us dead or worse in order to feel good about themselves
Gingers are the real problem infecting the west
The team manager for the Ugandan Commonwealth Games team has told BBC Scotland News he has no idea why four boxers with the team have vanished.>Two men and two women who competed for Uganda at the Games failed to turn up for their scheduled flights home and have since turned off their mobile phones.Media reports in Uganda, external suggested the four may be looking to seek asylum, but Uganda's chef de mission Godwin Kayangwe said he hoped the athletes would return home before their visas expire in October.>Police say inquiries are ongoing into a number of Commonwealth athletes who have failed to turn up for homeward flights, but it is understood little can be done until the existing visas expire.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yv2w14nk3o
>>540251695Everyone with a brain already knew this
