I have seen this trope in the media multiple times. A Jew dies by the hands of a gentile who tries to convert them to Christianity by immersing them in the baptismal waters. Could this neurotic fear of baptism explain the Jews' vehement hatred of Christianity and Christians in general? Here is a scene from the feature film 'Drive'. The Jewish gangster, Nino, is baptized in the Pacific Ocean:>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I4i5ssb6bI&t=183s
>>540249162>ending of bioshock infinite>creator is jewishYa might be on to something anon
>>540249162desert people are shitless scared about watermore news at nine
>>540249162damn i never thought of this, thanks
>>540249485Israel is on the Mediterranean, you knobhead.
>>540249653israel doesn't exist and hasn't since the bible.. "israel" of today is a british colony given to them after ww2.
>>540249162Nino is not his real name because nino is an Italian nameItaly is not anywhere near Saudi Arabia you weird liar
>>540249162In Cocoon (1985), the Jewish couple Bernie and Rose Lefkowitz are the only ones that don't get in the pool (until it's too late).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEEAFQBJJrshttps://movies.fandom.com/wiki/Cocoon>Their friend Bernie (Jack Gilford) obstinately refuses to use the healing power of the pool, and at the retirement home carelessly reveals the secret of the pool's rejuvenating powers.
>>540250726At the end of the movie, the others ascend to Heaven.Bernie chooses to stay on Earth.
>>540249162i dunno, being drowned by a religitard seems like a pretty likely outcome to getting in water with onereasonable fear, they're fucking kookoodon't think that's why though, didn't it used to be one religion until the josh schism?ye olde jews would've hated ye olde christians for apostasy heresy ect all the words spiritfags use when they can't argue with someone and the fact the judean calling himself nazarene was horning in on the local spiritfaggotry rackets
>>540249653You are thinking of Palestine
In Life is Strange (2015), the "End of the World" party takes place at a pool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd0vksp_vgw
>>540249360Yup. The moment the main villain turns truly evil is at his baptism. >>540251317>if your baptized you'll drowned.>Jews hated Jesus because he was making moneyOy vey!
>>540250726>the Jewish couple Bernie and Rose LefkowitzLefkowitz comes from Levi, meaning "joined", or possibly lev, meaning "lion".https://www.wisdomlib.org/names/lefkowitz>It is a patronymic surname derived from the Yiddish given name "Lefko," which itself is a diminutive form of the name "Levi."In The Map of Tiny Perfect Things (2021), the time loop is cause by a woman named Margaret (common Jewish name) who is described as having a long nose.She wears a LEVI's shirt and is first encountered at a pool.At the end of the movie, she meets up with Mark at the pool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMVBi_e8o-Y
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Elon jokes about having more pool parties after "knowing" the universe is a simulation.
>>540251483based
>>540253874In Atlanta (2016-2022), Darius discusses simulation theory at a pool as he eats an apple.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiVhw5KJnsA
Infinity Pool (2023) is about tourists who can get away with anything thanks to a faustian bargain that lets them make copies of themselves.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVnIMvVEkrA
>>540254909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpBLtXduh_k
>>540249360His most recent Bioshock is literally called Judas.
>>540255322https://youtube.com/watch?v=APMejKzuvqY
>>540251317Jew
>>540255322I always felt something was off with bioshock, it never attracted me despite the good critics, now I get it.
>>540249360>>540255322Ken Levine, you mean?>>540252694>Lefkowitz comes from Levi>She wears a LEVI's shirt
>>540249653But palestine is in the middle-east, right?
>>540255736https://youtu.be/n_H7NqYaBTo?si=85xbNKrg_et9cnwu
>>540254537>Darius discusses simulation theory at a pool as he eats an apple.https://youtu.be/o5bQi_W3J8g?t=20
>>540249162it was originally a NDE. which caused a death of ego and spiritual revival and whatnot.the J-ws have a very different strategy and such an action WOULD be the death of them (in the same way of
>>540252694In "Pool Hopping" by Illuminati Hotties, the lyrics are suggestive of trying out different lives instead of growing old like everyone else.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTTTEfurozIhttps://genius.com/Illuminati-hotties-pool-hopping-lyrics>Window shopping>Night vision>Indecision>Stuck in the hotel one block>Over, over, over, ah-haThe name of the album is "let me do one more".
>>540249162>until the bubbles stop
>>540251221very interesting. haven't seen it so not sure if it's a double reversal. are they all wearing Nikes to visit HaleBopp from his perspective? I guess both views are present and it's up to the viewer
>>540253289is this about Apophis coming back around in 2033? (after being knocked off course on its flyby in 2029)
>>540254537>Bostromsuccessfully derailed all interesting simulation discussion (Plato/Baudrillard) into being about computers/a video game>>540254976>>540254909at first you said they were afraid then you post 8 examples of fascination/obsession.
>>540255359whoa. that's a lot
>holocaust through baptism Ok this is based
>>540249162We should baptize all Jews like this.
>>540249162modern jews were the original sea people and theyre afraid of going back after they left it for israel
>>540257251>are they all wearing Nikes to visit HaleBopp from his perspective?Part of what made the movie iconic was that the lawful-good human body sleeve aliens were out in the open.Bernie met them and knew what awaited in eternal alien heaven, he just didn't want to go with, for whatever reason.
>>540258085The fishing scene:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnlTAjPo_Mo
>>540257855christians might finally be useful for something other than giving jews more money
>>540249162Jews are demons. Being purified in holy water would literally kill them.
>>540249162>baptiste Christcucks humiliation ritual
>>540258085The largely forgotten sequel begins with a strangely morbid scene (for an 80s family movie) of Bernie attempting suicide out of regret for letting Rose die and not ascending to heaven with the others.
>>540255638aye he wassays so in his mate's bookthen he wasn't, it was the whole arc in the new testament bitsyou think my answer is shit, fine then why do you think faction a of the sandnigs hates faction b of the sandnigs, faggot
>>540258186Another iconic alien heaven movie is Contact (1997) which features a scene where a redhead fishes from a pool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23B9XYZMRKg
>>540258754He also works with a character named Dr. Fisher.
>>540252694The "perfect thing" involving the pool specifically takes place at 7:00.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCZrii8TAP8https://www.thetorah.com/article/seven-the-biblical-number>Biblical authors employed the number 7 in numerous ways to express the ideas of completion, perfection, and holiness
>>540258754Earlier, Margaret says she identifies with a fish that gets caught by a bird.
>>540258384https://www.oneforisrael.org/was-baptism-originally-jewish/>the Hebrew word for an immersion pool built for this purpose, “mikveh”, also points us in the right direction in understanding deeper meaning in the practice.
>>540249162>>fuck you Kevin Spacey
>>540260082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1Fc1TqrMo
I used to know some retarded orthobro that never went to church who for some reason was autistically afraid of baptism and he mostly got this opinion from watching movies and shows like the boys that portray baptism as some evil spooky ritual. i remember once he started going on about how based the baptists are because they 'dont believe in that faggot pagan ritual, baptism' and i just hit him with that stare of 'bruh'
>>540261298https://www.dailymail.com/lifestyle/article-13165429/mormon-church-bizarre-baptisms-cemetery-gravestone-pictures.html
>>540257855>burnt offering with watery'all hella dumb bruh frno diggity
>>540258085>for whatever reason.the aliens, all aliens, are speilberg style. mel gibson said hit them with bats and holy water. but in your movie he 'lives and let live' but obviously knows "eternal alien heaven" is a euphemism for where Heather O'Rourke went
>>540258952>>540258754Fisher of men.there's a boomer named Atwill that has a theory about christ being a... I'm not sure how to describe it but he compares the story to another story by Josephus who's writing about the war and says some guy was in a boat rowing along and just spearing dudes off the side of it that attempted to escape. and atwill says that parallels the fisher of men story somehow as a morbid joke "from the flavians"his other book is about how Shakespeare was a black woman. but also references this kind of "morbid satire in-joke"I don't have any idea what's going on or what that's about or the phenom you're describing, but that's one idea I guess
Epstein was obsessed with gravity.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rybrO31wrH0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ge5rcpBuzI
>>540259730>>540259914do you have a theory or suggestion or just making an observation
>>540260024there's a temple in Egypt that required passing through a pool to reach it as a ritual cleansing. >originally jewishis a nonsense phrase
>>540249162They just don't like bathing. See Geberal Patton's letters home about the concentration camps.
>>540250726>>540253874>>540254537>>540256356The Cocoon soundtrack features the song "Gravity" by Michael Sembello.It includes the line "if you solve the mystery, you'll never grow old".https://genius.com/Michael-sembello-gravity-lyrics>You can't escape the gravity, the law of relativity>But if you solve the mystery, you’ll never grow oldAt the beginning, Sembello stands next to a replica of himself.Later, he gazes upon Sophia within a pool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0LSWOK5B38
>>540263378he learned to finesse 45yo women to kidnap their daughters. he's an absolute bullshitter.Bannon texted him about being excited to serve yahweh but spelled it wrong. epstein corrects him then calls him beezelbub.
>>540263667that devil symbol was the same one that caused a ruckus in Sde Teiman (their gitmo) this week when soldiers marched off base to protest the destruction of their cherished symbols.The symbols were of the same Satan (only the spiciest news outlets even mention that) and what looks like Big Ben on fire (which no one mentioned)even posts I've made here are completely ignored. as will you.
>>540263779is that Big Ben on fire? I should rotate it.
>>540249162It takes longer the more sin you have to wash away
>>540249162That looks like waterboarding to me
>>540263815is it?what does the writing say
There was a Jewish messiah in the middle ages that convinced other Jews that he could separate the water off of Crete like Moses and they could walk home to Jerusalem but they just drowned en masse, I assume this confered an evolutionary fear of water to the descendents of the surviving Jews that were afraid to go.
>>540263128I forgot that the film clarifies that Bernie's issue with the pool and ascension was the rejuvenation and immortality, itself.He considered it cheating nature.
>>540249162it is anti conversion propaganda, not fear
>>540255736The industry media loved it because it was a walking sim, also you hurt little girls
>>540264261A game directed by a jew where the fundamental mechanic involves harming children?Can you imagine if this was released during pizzagate?
>>540263971that is definitely Big Ben on fire. no wonder no one covered it. they flooded Spain the next day
>>540264387Who's "big daddy"? With a drill hand
>>540264108cheating nature alright. by being con artist hucksters
>>540264108so is the whole thing an allegory for Christianity?
>>540264387Or “saving them”.But yes the children have something the mc needs inside of them.Very sus.
>>540263838>It takes longer the more sin you have to wash awayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-rmzh0PI3c
>>540264682If you got conned into that binary nonsense you're not very clever. The implication that you can harm a kid every interaction is always on your mind, no?
>>540264631The author of the book/screenplay David Saperstein appears to be a closeted Christian Jew who is in the know.https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/159540.David_Saperstein
>>540258471judas according to the lore killed himself but was unable to
>>540263378a time differential, since denser mass operate on a different time horizont
>>540249162>I have seen this trope in the media multiple timesI have never seen or heard of this that i can recall
Don’t they dunk themselves in a mikvah?
also Hughie's baptism by Homelander in The Boyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaZjQX7n6_w
>>540265037Disregard this list, actually.There appears to be a Reform Rabbi of the same name whose works are mixed in.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Saperstein_(rabbi)https://rac.org/about-religious-action-center-reform-judaism/leadership-and-staff/rabbi-david-saperstein
>>540251782It's probably worth noting that Life is Strange and the Cocoon trilogy make heavy use of butterfly symbolism and involve immortal beings.
>>540249162they could just have a friend stand nearby.
>>540265813And is a coincidence that Cocoon's characters get their eternal life from aliens, and "strange" means "alien" ?https://www.etymonline.com/word/strange>from Old French estrange "foreign, alien, unusual, unfamiliar, curious; distant; inhospitable; estranged, separated"
This is way more interesting than I thought it'd be when first clicking on the thread. Wild.
In Curb Your Enthusiasm, some Jewish character or another almost dies by drowning while trying to stop a baptism, IIRC.
>>540259914Probably entirely coincidental, but I thought this was funny.
>>540249162Baptism is symbolically dying and rising above your fleshly desires so on a spiritual level this should be nightmare fuel for anyone who loves money and vanity.
>>540267989Found it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzKWWezqIQIhttps://curb-your-enthusiasm.fandom.com/wiki/The_Baptism>Larry and Cheryl run into a score of problems as they travel to attend her sister's Jewish fiancé's baptism simply because Larry misplaced some plane tickets;>Richard Lewis accuses Larry of stealing his outgoing answering machine greeting.
>>540268288Yep that's the one. LOLThis is an amazing thread.
>>540249162Kikes are schizophrenic and have infinite hilarious phobias.
>>540254909I completely forgot about Being Frank (2018) which is about a guy with two lives who gets caught at a pool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x03vkDOmWFk
The second astronaut in 2001: A Space Odyssey is Frank Poole.https://kubrick.fandom.com/wiki/Frank_PooleIn "3001: The Final Odyssey", Frank gets resurrected aboard Star City, a ring structure surrounding Earth.https://2001.fandom.com/wiki/Star_City>Star City is an Earth habitat, in the fourth millennium, introduced in Arthur C. Clarke’s 3001: The Final Odyssey.>Frank Poole was revived in 3001, by advanced technology from this period, to explore Star City.
>>540249162No.Demons simply hate and resent their creator, whom instead of deleting them cursed them to walk the earth as tools of the salvation of others for their treacherous behavior. Their goals are to block the salvation of others as well as destroy or mutilate creation out of spite. Theyre unconcerned with having more followers as they know they fight a losing battle and in the end they will be totally eradicated. They can only bide their time bg doing what they continue to do everyday, lie, steal, cheat, pollute, corrupt, torture, and destroy. This is the life of demons, and any actions that reflect this in nature are demonic by action. Next, ask yourself why Jews hate Christianity so much in relation to what I've just told you.
Meanwhile they have ritual baths with pedophile rabbis.
>>540249162The Mormons were baptizing Jewish dna sent into one of the dna companies… Jews lost their minds when they found out
>>540259730Speaking of perfect things and pools.The One I Love (2014) is about a married couple who are trying to recreate the perfect moment at pool.The woman's name is Sophie ( aka Sophia >>540263619 ).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCOvhojlZzQ
In Cocoon, Ben's wife is caught climbing trees after she's exposed to the pool.
>>540254909>>540254976Speaking of copies, Joy Zipper's 33x features a mannequin at a pool.The song's title refers to climbing a tree 33 times.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ55yRciZTshttps://genius.com/Joy-zipper-33x-lyrics>If time is straight like a line then I'm dying>33 times I climbed up the same tree>Climbed up the same tree>Going away for awhile>Pulled back my skin and found a mannequin>...>Turned off my head for awhile>Remote viewing I found a pyramid>...>I'm getting tired of lifeThere's that number.
