>Woman arrested after four men stabbed in Covent Gardenhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c07yvy9e8d8t>AI model 'targeted real people, set up fake profiles and attacked open source project' after being unleashed on the internethttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16029771/AI-models-targeted-real-people-set-fake-profiles.html>Map reveals UK's worst sex crime hotspots as attacks more than double in 10 yearshttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2236295/uk-map-shows-worst-sex-crime-hotspots>Starmer ‘misled MPs’ over defence spendinghttps://archive.ph/oX6Gi>Former Pakistani minister on bail over alleged child rape in 1990s Manchesterhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/05/former-pakistani-minister-arrested-alleged-child-rape-1990s-manchester>Carers fed dog food to frail elderly woman and left her in the darkness for prolonged periodshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/dog-food-elderly-woman-carers-b3027969.html>Gary Glitter appears in court charged with 1970s child sex offenceshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/gary-glitter-old-bailey-kensington-and-chelsea-metropolitan-police-press-association-b1292468.html>Badenoch gives 'second chance' to former neo-Nazi standing in Somerset local electionshttps://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2026-08-05/former-neo-nazi-to-stand-for-conservatives>Water companies feel squeeze of abstraction limits as drought deepenshttps://archive.ph/wOlPC
>>540253847
>>540253987I miss those comfy discussions.
first for chubby chav slags
>>540254155Proper fat braphog
>>540254155gross
>>540254155Imagine the jiggle.
herro spastics
>>540253847if she gave you the full butchers window while you were trying to make your maiden speech in the house of commons i think i'd probably have to sit down amd pretend the opposition were being too boisterous to avoid any embarassment of engorgement
>JASON ARDAY resigns with immediate effect from the University of Cambridge and Jesus College.probably moving on to be an astronaut
>>540254155she's got the default furniture they put in student flatsbet the house stinks of mildew
>>540254155Would + bust inside. Gay if you wouldn’t.
dont trust anyone who likes peaky blinders, especially with kids
is there a hotel with decent wifi and 4chan unblocked? i want to get drunk and shitpost but if i do it in my house its beyond over
>>540254402Hotels are full of wogs now.
>>540254402there’s a hostel in pool you could try
>>540254155>those armsyou know she's going to pull the pin on the fat grenade at any moment
>>540254401Tf is that quote
any mong who tells people online about how successful they are taking part in jewish tricks shouldnt be trusted, especially around kids
>>540253847He looks-like, he needs a Boat-Load-O-Niggers?
>>540254489i might try the premier inn in salford and do some dns wizardry
>>540254155if she was well on to me I would but I wouldn't feel good about it and then when I said she'd raped me nobody would care
Start waking to pictures of your own arse
>>540254155
>>540254155I have a body like this but I lost 50/50 roll and was born male, ergo undesirable to the opposite sex unless you're shredded
>>540254155Corrr gotta love a well maintained UK14, them big bitches know how to roll
>>540254155Would, but you can tell she'll be a big fat sloppy mess in a few years
>>540254634good morning my bum
>>540254663based architect
>>540253847Have sex and make offspring with Indian women and create new generation of Anglo-Asian elites
>>540254401Peaky Blinders seems like catnip for fuckwits.
>>540254686try 18
>>5402541552nd for flabby nepo unit
>>540254402Imagine not having WiFi repeater nodes concealed in travel size soap bars at your local Travelodges.
>>540254155disgusting tanned pigs with some lipstick on
>>540254555do you think he'll say this in court when he has to explain why he killed his 9 year old daughter in a pop up tent on an industrial site in the middle of the night?
>>540254680ur a gay bummer which means u look like that but smell like this and u should douche urself with chemicals basicallyalso stop growing hairand stop having a penisactually just be gay you weird cunt
>>540254777plapp a lap
>>540254311https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1e146jw618o
>>540254563you can get it if you have savings/investments of £100K which is most boomers nowadays
>>540254716indian women expect six figure salaries. this is britpol
>>540254851eitehr i'm getting fatter or she becomes more attractive every year
>>540254634*wanking
might get Louise to stand on my neck for a bit soonrelieves the stress of living in Burnham's Britain
>>540254851jesusI'm 34people still id me for energy drink in tescos
>>540254401I never understood the appeal.
>>540254851Fantastic at eating them too.
>>540254941good lord I need one of those, not even a foot fag
>>540254915You get older and she stays the same age>>540254962Probably has no kids tho
>>540254931Cheers pal
>>5402549001M Indian rupee is about £8kSeems about right.
When a country is ruled by a foreign government, it eventually forms its own government instead.What will our new government be called? West England?
>>540254563>manifestingAny bloke that talks about that shite is a mong and possibly a wrong'un.
>>540255064look it used to be if like lass or lad looked over 18 fair enough, you know?utter hambeasts, two years younger than me, prollly no problem getting servedsorry I looked after myself u know?makes me a bit mad
damn my network provider blocked mobile datamaybe i'll go to latvia or some shithole on ryanair
>>540255196hey cauldy ur mu fave namefagI was faraday for a bitdid the johnny depp trial threadshabeeb it or not
>>540255189I find it's less of how you look, and more of how you act
>>540254851>SupervisorMostly supervising Eastenders and Love Island from her living room whilst eating crisps
>>540255329the only option is ireland, i'm not going to ireland
oh yeah, pro tip if you want to make time slow down, get rid of the clocks in your house
>>540255386truit's like askin for "grams" of baccy vs "g's"
The UK is kind of weird, sometimes I wonder if it's even a real place
>>540254788If he believed in God he'd know tying a millstone around his neck and chucking him into the ocean would be too good for him.
>>540255445I just wanted u to know real respects realmy name jackI'm from east angliaI'm not a josh altI'm always here for you, palur the 4chan guy I wanna be
Original Speeds on channel 14 now.Or hop over to channel 26 for RoboCop.
>>540255121wait, I've got itCamelot is in roughly the region that is capable of succeeding the current foreign occupied government.We will form the Kingdom of Camelot, which rejects the rule of London and Westminster.
>>540255558RobocopBest film everFight me
>>540255558>channel 14, channel 26Last time I watched telly they had five channels
>>540255055would prefer to have her trample my face desu but I'll take what I can get
>>540254853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1BNv-ZA7G0
>>540255547you don't wanna be like me jack, i'm sat with an eye infection trying to do some skyscanner jutsu to escape this country so i can get drunk in peace
>>540253987
>>540255474sheeple are programmed to notce things that are 'different', it is the end goal of most people to 'be like everyone else'. I'm sure this is a well documented phenomena, but falls under 'sacred knowledge' so only jews are allowed access to it.
>>540255679>an e-grifter reacts to current events for (you)'spass
>>540255632Just startin'
>>540255511rape is a british tradition
>Manchester Airport enforces a strict Night Noise Policy between 23:30 and 06:00. While the airport operates 24/7, scheduled passenger takeoffs during the middle of the night are heavily restricted and subject to strict noise quotas to protect surrounding residential communities.this fucking country man
You need to be Ardaymaxxing
>>540255757cauldron does anybody read notes from the underground thinking "this guy is hard done by and has a point" lol no dude is a dickbe a dickjust remember to write about it
>>540255851Shh fly quietly
>>540255632Aliens.
>>540255851I was there last month for a 6:30 am flight. Their departure lounge doesn't open until 4 am.Useless bastards.
>>540255679God he talks so much without actually saying anything, and did you know its his own personal view? on his own channel? and only his opinion? please subscribe.
>>540255851I actually agree with this. We don't need midnight flights for people going to Tenerife, just like we don't need a Costa coffee on every corner
>>540255842JOHNSON>>540255979Top 5
>>540255910The first time I read notes I was at university, probably like 19 and it felt like a fucking revelationi'm not alone
>>540255757do you read bukowski?my facebook feed keeps suggesting him to me, I think he's a delightif we're bukowski you gottalive to bukowski agewhich is oldbut he banged so many asians you wouldn't even sneer>>540256068well this is what I'm saying cauldron you dont get experience like that for living it
>>540254495yes, fruit ripens and is most delicious right before it goes bad. you enjoy the hog but you know where it ends
>>540255662>Last time I watched telly they had five channelsLast time I watched telly ur mum was on the 10 minute freeview on Television X playing with Ben Dovers willy
'white on black' rape stats are also 'sacred knowledge'You live in a world where you pay your pocket money to the tax man. You drive around in you posh cars acting like the big man, but ultimately you are being treated like children. And this is fine to you.Eat the slop you pigs.
*gets back with the ex and takes the 3 kids on a trip to an Arbroath Industrial to commit familicide*
>>540256156>fruit ripens and is most delicious right before it goes bad
>>540255760classic
>>540254379Explain the purpose of uploading that particular digital photograph please.
>>540254680no you're an unlikable autist with presumably bad hygiene and high standards. If you arent too picky or a complete mongo then you can find someone
it's like you could reach out and touch meand we both have to maintain this liethat neither of us knowknow of each otherwhen all we know is of each otherhello friend
>>540256150I always found bukowski off putting probably because of his jewish ancestry, bar fly is a decent film though unrealistici prefer smashed, with jesse pinkman and ramona flowers
>>540256202I remember that name from those 10 minute previews at midnight on sky kek
>>540254155>first for chubby chav slagsCHECKED
>>540254402>but if i do it in my house its beyond overwhy?
>>540256225Just Scottish tings
>>540256202>10 minute freeview on Television Xgod that takes me back.
>>540256528the last few days i've been tapering and told my work and gf i'm going to engage with alcohol services, got a fit note from my gp until the 11thif i start getting smashed i'd destroy everything for sure
>>540256024>We don't need midnight flights for people going to Tenerife, just like we don't need a Costa coffee on every cornerBased.
>>540256375yeah he's secretly germanbut his poems come up in my fb feed very naturallyand it's very natural look up to uncle hankhe didn't figure this out at our age either but it made great stories when he didit's like arguing about whether The Big Lebowski is a neo-noir story like Inherent Viceall u need is to be thereall you need is to be there
>>540256375bukowski wasnt jewish u spacker
>>540256539hes english
>>540256622oh I thought you meant the old bill would be at your door for shitposting . good luck with quitting
YOU BUNCH OF ABSOLUTE SPASTICS
>>540256622If you're serious, can recommend venlafaxineFucked my brain chemistry up so much I haven't wanted to drink for over ten years
>>540256709he was well german thou
>>540256709Shane Meadows is jewish, and so is the rapper example, and so is danny dyer, and so is owen jones and so is bukowskii think jewish people are starting to scrub their jewishness from the internet but we can tell
>>540256856indeed. he drove a vw beetle with an iron cross hanging from the mirror
god dam i want to be an Americanhttps://youtu.be/DsFrgeWhtIk?t=1629
>Escaped the hateful toxicity of the right. Proud Labour Party member
Sick to death of toxic positivity.
business idea: digital ozempic
Seen another GNOME
>>540256889he wasnt jewish just because some other people are you fuckin tuppence melon he wasnt jewish because he wasnt jewish. it's a strange paradox probably too subtle for you to comprehend
>>540257020The careBAME probably thought it was some of the food from his own country.
>>540257020Angela Rayner?
>>540257011is that a little drone they flew in and parked?
>>540257182my point was not these people are jewish, in fact all those people are not jewish according to the internetmy point is that these people are jewish according to me and i'm rightsource: me
>>540256771Did Brexit cause the EU getting overrun by pakis and wogs to the brim too aye? Ye mong
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq89z4zqyzno>The 34-year-old has had anxiety for about a decade, but noticed it became worse after she became a parent and was diagnosed with ADHD.>Then her anxiety also got worse as the heat got stronger, which she first noticed when she went on holiday abroad a few years ago, and the high temperatures made her feel like she could not breathe.>Lauren is not alone - a 2022 study from the University of Bath estimated that about 4.6% of people in the UK had climate anxiety.So which is it? Heat anxiety or climate anxiety you stupid dumb woman ?These BBC articles on women's health is making me question reality
>>540256725looks like sargonprobably has the wrongun gene as well
>>540256771so what?
>>540257310Kill all people with mental health problems. I refuse to talk to people with mental health problems or are taking meds. Yes I am aware I post on 4 chan. It's just different talking to a 40 year old mother of 3 kids talking about her mental health.
>>540257256yes he shot it earlier
>>540256771Proof?
>It is a form of mental distress recognised by professional bodies and the NHS, with young people and women among the groups most at risk, according to a 2025 study.>Lauren has found tapping rhythmically can help bring her back to the present>"Heat stress might feel like anxiety, they have the same physiological response," says Professor Ciara MaCabe, who works at the University of Reading and specialises in mental health.>"So the anxiety feelings are due to the heat, and then anxiety can kick in.this feels like a troll at this point
>>540254563The reality is that this tier of banking provides only basic customer service, probably as it was 20 years ago. They don't mind losing benefits claimants and assorted mong so the "premier" tier is really just a basic check you have a job and a worth modest efforts at cultivating over 50 years as a customer. If only they could debank anything below that level they'd be very happy.Its quite sad really. The kind of service your nan got "speaking to the bank manager" is 1mil+ income tier personal banking now.
>>540257011>>540257480that's fucking wild
>>540256889bukowski died before the internet really took off so i doubt he had much influence over what wikipedia has to say about himanyway shut up you boring cunt. i thought jews like you were supposed to be intelligent but you dont even read books
My escape plan is off, nothing is feasibleunless there is a local small chain hotel
They're putting Ivan the Terrible in a HMO
>>540257532>The kind of service your nan got "speaking to the bank manager" is 1mil+ income tier personal banking now.I can get a manager meeting with someone assigned to my business bank account, but the only outcome usually offered is 'Regulatory. We can't do that.'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgv652r625ohttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/topics/c50znx8v17xtthey have a section entirely on women's health
>>540257310>born too late for the next ice age>born just in time for a nuclear winter
>>540257310>>The 34-year-old has had anxiety for about a decade, but noticed it became worse after she became a parent and was diagnosed with ADHD.Someone bred with that mentalist. Fucking hell.
>>540257639>seek asylum in her realmcorrrr
>>540257725>he was called "the Terrible" for his awful rizz
dark outside17°window wide openraining
>>540257725
I honestly don't understand my last ban
>>540257640Sadly the Captain Mainwaring style local bank manager who had authority and discretion no longer really exists. Retail banking even in person is really just done on a call center basis, if the computer doesn't like it, tough, you have to be very wealthy for a human to even consider correcting a record let alone override it.
>>540257310>Not>- getting nuked>- being conscripted>- ending up a penniless bum rotting away in a hmo
>>540257646Just what a bunch of hysterical hypochondriacs need
>>540257784lush
>>540257784If you're this comfy now imagine the December 20th, 9.45pm levels.
>>540255121it will be something proper fucking gay with some soft wanker like Lowe at the helm with Sargon as his chief advisor and 10 million hard lager drinking normy twats talking a big game but forever doing nothing,
>>540257310400 years ago spastics like this were getting decent women dunked to death as witches
>>540257849I got a ban once for calling Ginge a DEI hire. Bizarre.
Might become jewish or a muslim. Not sure which one yet.
Cockles. The British olive.
>>540257310Was going to browse pole maybe post here a bit but I just seen this headline and I think I'm just gunna go bed instead
Omg, Manchester has fallen, we cucks shouldn't have given up our guns>Photo taken yesterday of voters casting ballots in Dearborn, Michigan:Oh
>>540254680telling me ur a big boy with love handles and a pretty face? idk, give me 5 pints and a viagra and I'll bang you seven ways from Sunday.
Women are completely obsessed with "diagnosis" as an abstract goal in itself. Its really strange the way they talk about it. >Anne Jones, BA(Hons), ADHD (Diagnosis).Whether they or the quack can do anything to make them feel better in everyday life is a very minor issue.
>>540257968Freezing your tits off wishing they'd drop a nuke to warm things up a bit comfythe best
>>540257775>one doth wish to reside within thine sphere of influence on god fr fr
>>540254716I'd stir last night's biryani, if you know what I mean.
>>540257986lmao
>>540257011oh for a second shootera younger brother as quiet as a mouse
>>540257968shut up i can only get so hard
https://xcancel.com/wolfsonfdn/status/2084933709954715840#m>Congratulations to @MigrationMuseum, who have been awarded £600,000 in our summer funding round >The grant will be put towards the fit-out of their new permanent home in the heart of the City of London. We are thrilled to be a founding partner>The Migration Museum, which is due to open in Aldgate in 2028, had received over £3m from various organisations. This includes £319,200 from the Department for Culture, Media, and Sport, and a further £468,599 from the National Lottery Heritage Fund. >Your taxes and lottery tickets are being used to fund partisan propaganda!
>>540258031both get to rape young girls so you cant lose either way
>>540258204>State funding for the blood libel museum, of course.>The chair of the Migration Museum Charles Gurassa is also the owner of The Guardian btw, don't worry though this is definitely not the state and the Labour Party handing out taxpayer money to it's political friends>None of this will ever register as 'corruption' somehow>150 million quid cut from the STFC btw>Yeah that's a shame innit but we needed to spend the money on vending machines that browbeat you about how migrants made everything soo>I hope all you fine net contributors are pleased to hear that your taxpayer money goes to such wonderful initiatives as creating a tent that showcases the stories, artworks and sounds from the Calais Refugee Camp.>Presumably they have accurately represented the issue and you can experience being stabbed to death by a Sudanese or raped by an Iraqi Kurd who saw that you could get "bare money" on WhatsApp if you applied for refugee status hereAsian woman moaning about her life in the West, aaaaarghh
restoremongs really used the rape gang scandal to try and take a seat away from reform and ended up giving the area to labour
>>540258311And restore are taking seats away from the tories to do fuck all about anythingSwings and roundabouts
>>540258400I meant reformget fucked
>>540258311what a shit laptop
>>540258296all awards ceremonies are propaganda
Tactical voting minge
I'm a fully grown amphibian and you can't speak to me in that tone of voice
>>540254155Horrifying.
>>540258680>>540258620>>>/b/
>>540254777eeek
>>540258097lmaoYou've done the yanks
>>540254765I think so too. As far as entertainment went the very first season was all right. The second season started off with a muh ray-sizzum plot point, with some nigger being mistreated for "no reason."
>>540258734omg is this real?!
>>540258717pffffffffffft, fuck off back to your tranny discord ya wankstain
>>540256782nigler?
An abscess on my cat just burst.Pink bloody pus all over the kitchen.fml
>>540258807Sorry thought you were talking about the Westworld remake there. Or basically any series made after the year two thousand.
>>540258843I wish it wasn't
>>540258879Widths.
>>540259012Neat vocabulary, all is forgiven
>>540258944>Can't feel happy for his kitty cat>All me me me
>>540259059BindsDintsHindsThinsTwinsWhistWhitsWidthWiths
>>540258944that's why they call them pussy cats
>>540258031jewish you've got to meet with rabbis and study for years it's a whole thing, muslim you say a couple sentences down t'mosque and that's it.
>>540254155Is having sex with women built like that really as great as people say?Seems fun, but she’s right on the brink of being fat so you’d obviously never date one.
>>540258944
>>540258999just think - there are people in the world who would
>>540257784
>>540257011And take a shit, NOWpic related
>>540259174it stinks
>>540259205There are people in this thread who would
>>540259174>on the brink of being fathow long ago did we pass that brink? cos to me she looks like a rotten biffer and always would have beenplapjack be damned
>>540259312
>>540259335I’d consider her chubby and not fat because she still has a figure.Fat for me has always been when they lose shape and become blob-like.She’s close to it, but not quite at that point yet
>>540259205and some of them could be white
>>540259312me
>>540259446He's into taller women
>>540259492she's a whale lad
you've been diagnosed with late stage wiggerstarmerism, what's your next move? get on PIP?
>>540259583his wife towered over him
>>540254311BAHAHAHAHAHAHA>The Guardian found no evidence of these claims, with the Metropolitan Police stating no investigation had taken place. When this statement was put to Arday, he stood by his allegations and stated "To be honest with you, I thought you'd just believe me.">Arday resigned from his professorship on 5 August 2026. He said that this should not be "mistaken for an acceptance of the narratives that have surrounded me".>On Wednesday it also emerged that the academic had apparently claimed to have had a book published entitled Being Young, Black and Male: Challenging the Dominant Discourse. It never hit the shelves and was abandoned by publisher Palgrave Macmillan several years ago, it was reported.
>>540259583he is like the successful and happier version of Peter dinklage that had the balls to accept himself and continue with his like without complexes
rather than firing me work have sent me 'useful links' to alcoholic support services lmaothis country is so mindraped
>>540259726so him not being able to read was bullshit as well. What integrity our education system has, pack of fucking spastics the lot of them. Get a real fucking job.
I cant be the only on who thinks that the US has funded a good amount of the the Alberta separatists and some of their members in the government think about invading it russia style.
>>540259726
Is this a fucking joke? I just read Andy's on holiday. Two weeks since coming into power and he already fucked off somewhere. Our country is in a state of crisis and he treats this as some fucking joke.
He will return
>>540259726is there a photo of him where he doesn't look like an insane robot? what the fuck?
>>540259583much taller these days
>>540259583>Be small person>Get giga height mogged>Marry other small person >Still get height mogged
>>540259780Lil nigga didn't even need to method act the LeprechaunWouldn't trust him the vast distance you could throw him
>>540259923
>>540259972is he trying to act hard?
>>540259880>have just finished a doctoral thesis on the impact of heteronormative cultural biases on the career of Diane Abbott
>>540259898>Andy's on holidaysounds like he needed an early release
>>540259790They're possibly doing stuff like that because if you went to some employment tribunal you could make an argument that they haven't tried to accommodate or help you the same way they would others.It's better than the Tesco I was at though. One looked like he'd been hit full on with a baseball in the face from where he'd fallen over drunk at the bus stop and smashed his face on the metal bench.He'd also started visibly shaking from alcohol intake.They basically just took the piss out of him rather than trying to help with anything.
>>540259898>Our country is in a state of crisisa crisis usually ends
>>540259972he lives in my town
>>540259923>Claude, write me a goodbye note
>>540259898He went after releasing the rapists.
>>540259898Still no location confirmed. I've not found any financial meetings that match the suggest dates.
>>540259923>me me mefucking hell what a world
>>540259205>just think - there are people in the world who would
>>540259969ozzy looking good
>>540260048Was his Italian mob phase. He'd leave it a little horses head on your couch if he could drag it up there.
>>540260196Sorry about that.
>>540259923>I need time to healGaaaaaaaay!
>>540260048no, he's trying hard to act
>>540259492>I’d consider her chubby and not fatIf she went to Japan she'd be harpooned, what the fuck are you talking about. She's fat as fuck.
very interesting choice of stock picturehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyjn9yw97eo
>>540259726>running 9 marathons with a broken legLocal Billy Bullshitter couldn't believe his luck when the DEI desperados gulped his lies down.
>>540258925Lol
>>540260428>nottajeetweird how the BBC do that innit
>>540254155>zipper tits and tummy tuck stretch marks yea nah, probably going to pass on this one
>>540260428>by mistakePull the other one.
it's about time warwick and patrick teamed up
DM going in hard
>>540260196
>>540260688he needs time to come up with the wasted time and money that should have gone to someone who wasn't a lying nigger
>>540260449what did they expect inviting milli vanilli to become a professor
>>540255112Even in the cities Mumbai is expensive like western citiesIt’s everywhere
>>540260746feefifofook's sake lad
>>540260746heh
>>540260767I was being flippant Kumdeep - I really don't care
>>540260746is that warwickshire?
>>540260688He's going to milk the victim narrative to death. Unironically "it's cos I'm black innit". He'll be lauded by the left as a victim of bigotry.
>>540260428Good job is it wasn't the last thing she ate or anything tragic like th...>The woman ate three mouthfuls of the food in June 2024, a month before she died from frailty of old age, the ombudsman's report said.Oh.>Portsmouth City Council said it had refunded the care fees and paid the family an extra £1,000.Tidy.
>>540260918
>>540260688Ugh typical racist far-right tory media.
>>540260189i'd rather they take the piss
>>540260936ironically it really is because he is blackif he wasnt none of this would have happened and we all know cambridge dont go about willy nilly handing out professorships to mendacious white spackers
>>540261027did she go to dog heaven?
>>540260688Imagine how disappointing it must be spending that long crafting the next prime minister of the UK to have it fail at this stage.>Plot twist: he double bluffs all of this as actually being part of a sociology study. Check and mate.
People have already forgot Henry Nowak btw
