>Woman arrested after four men stabbed in Covent Gardenhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c07yvy9e8d8t>AI model 'targeted real people, set up fake profiles and attacked open source project' after being unleashed on the internethttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16029771/AI-models-targeted-real-people-set-fake-profiles.html>Map reveals UK's worst sex crime hotspots as attacks more than double in 10 yearshttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2236295/uk-map-shows-worst-sex-crime-hotspots>Starmer ‘misled MPs’ over defence spendinghttps://archive.ph/oX6Gi>Former Pakistani minister on bail over alleged child rape in 1990s Manchesterhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/05/former-pakistani-minister-arrested-alleged-child-rape-1990s-manchester>Carers fed dog food to frail elderly woman and left her in the darkness for prolonged periodshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/dog-food-elderly-woman-carers-b3027969.html>Gary Glitter appears in court charged with 1970s child sex offenceshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/gary-glitter-old-bailey-kensington-and-chelsea-metropolitan-police-press-association-b1292468.html>Badenoch gives 'second chance' to former neo-Nazi standing in Somerset local electionshttps://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2026-08-05/former-neo-nazi-to-stand-for-conservatives>Water companies feel squeeze of abstraction limits as drought deepenshttps://archive.ph/wOlPC
benders
Ardaybros, where do we go from here?
Conspiracy theory: Henry Nowak was not a real person and was invented by a foreign intelligence agency to put pressure on Keir Starmer to resign
>>540261587job centre?
First for gyppos
>>540261496Come to your country and turns it into the shithole they ran away from.
>>540261496https://youtu.be/xwTPvcPYaOo?t=178
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx7lg2wxr0o>Freddie Woodward, who competed at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio, said at the height of his addiction he sometimes visited adult websites multiple times a day.>multiple times a dayAnd?
8 lemmings.
>>540261659I did not know Robert Plant was part gypo
>>540261684Never seen the ginge community come out and denounce this kind of behavior makes you think
>>540261587They’re going to replace him with a poo with a fake degree.
>>540261820he was a plant
>>540261820Romanichal gypsies are 99% anglo and are all racist and nationalistictheyve preserved old english customs better than most englishmen, bare knuckle boxing and hare coursing are customs which originated in the english rural working class but have been abandoned and only kept in use by gyppos
And many a one who hath gone into the wilderness and suffered thirst with beasts of prey, disliked only to sit at the cistern with filthy camel-drivers.And many a one who hath come along as a destroyer, and as a hailstorm to all cornfields, wanted merely to put his foot into the jaws of the rabble, and thus stop their throat.>Withdrawal in disgust is not the same as apathy
>>540261587Arday has agreed to come teach at brit/pol/ University.
>>540261782I bet his duvet looked like a David Hockney print
>>540261893don't care, they're scum
>>540261587>"When that time comes, I will return," he added.
>>540261496https://youtu.be/y2HNqznr120he's a good lad
Honestly, the quality of lot of academic work has convinced me I'm a lot smarter than I thought I was.
Wish I'd put this on my pip application as an example of what going into town is like for me.
>>540261659What the fuck are Romanichal?Heard of them before but don't really know what they are.Are they the good lad version of gyppos?
>>540262021Should be browner.
>>540261587>"I can't make people believe me," he said. "Nobody lives their life having a receipt for every single thing they say or they've done."Absolute madlad
Impossible task: Robert Peston gets to the end of a sentence.
>>540262068Romanichal are Gypsies who came to england like 600 years ago and are 99% anglo genetically, have anglo surnames like boswell, smith, cooper, lee, bucklandroma are continental european gypsy mutts
>>540262102If he was Italian he'd be called Roberto Pesto
>>540261587Joins Hustlers University
>>540262102Was he ever punished? Part of that family him.
love it when your farts fire the poo out your arse
>>540262134>Romanichal are Gypsies who came to england like 600 years agoWhat were those original Gypsies that came here centuries ago? Something like the Roma?
>>540262102has he got one of them syrup jew caps on? Like starmer wears
>>540262217Went for what I thought was a poo earlier but it was just a fart. Had the extractor fan on and everything.
>>540262101>"Nobody lives their life having a receipt for every single thing they say or they've done."
If Restore is dead then where do we go from here?
>>540262309>>540262261>>540262217>>540262205>>540262198Let’s celebrate British culture in this thread boys!!!
>>540262344The next Jewish leader they give you.
>imagine the smell
>>540262363
>>540262217when you're on the toilet?
>>540262389What a good British name
>>540262404thats nice too
>>540262261the original gyppos who came here in medival times were roma, they're just 100% english romanichal nowreal roma think of them as posers
>>540261659alight gyppo/chav fetish lad I've seen you on /his/
>>540262425At least they're still using British letters. For now.
>>540261893and dog fighting kek
Would anyone like to watch the 1988 movie Slugs with me?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl9JgWzrpT0
>>540262473>poo finger in mouth
>>540262451>they're just 100% english romanichal nowSounds like an integration success story.
>>540262523>>540262502>>540262476>>540262473>>540262451Islam isnt compatible with European culture boys!!!!!
>>540262609
>>540262194https://youtu.be/aLz1rYoZL_M?t=1094
>>540262451Claim: Integration worksCounterpoint: Gypos
>>540262566Let me know how the slugs attack.I'm at a loss as to how they can be a threat to human.
>>540262566makes me think of Phase IV
post that norfvern pub webm plzyou know the one.
>>540262634I wish I hadn't watched that, but it was still better than the 1988 movie Slugs.
>>540262757Might give it a watch kek
>>540262634ok that's fucking grim.
>>540262794hahaha
>>540262389>oldhamcor
>>540262692they are integrated.600 years ago they were swarthy roma who didnt speak english and were completely different now theyre just lower class anglos. all gypsy cultural practises are just old english ones, dog fighting, hare coursing, bare knuckle boxingthe only relic of gypsy society that lasts is the language in words like mush, pal, chavvie, bloke, dosh, wonga, etc, which all english people have adopted anyway.what spastics forget is that england used to have its own semi nomadic underclass of navvies, tramps, outlaws that gypsies just integrated into
>A Romanichal family in Derby (1910)hmmm
>>540262794I'm sure when they blow up the town at the end to stop the killer slugs, you see the same building blow up repeatedly.
>>540261893If only they weren't leeches.
>>540262896Salt?
>>540261659bottom left is a muslim revert btw kek
>>540262896Shots like that are a good laugh. Don't mind bad films from time to time.
Soju from aldi is shit. Basically sugar.
>>540262936>Salt?I think that was their second option if filling the sewer with petrol didn't do the job.
filtering gyppo poster
>>540262879this is what romanichal actually look likelike any other lower class anglo
>>540262668fucking hell I want to go backthis narrater is a complete faggot.
>>540263009Slugposter?
>I would know by what power I am called hitherI can't think of a figure more stubborn than Charles 1st. What an incredible person
>>540263071That's just Irish travellers who dropped the accent and made a retarded one up
Anyone else occasionally fart when they sneeze? Been happening more in my late 30s. Might shit meself soon.
>>540263007Try the ttongsul
>uuugh uuuugh uuuugh work class culture from 50 years ago was so CRASSshut the fuck up you fucking melt.
>>540262879Just covered in soot from all the hard work they've been doing
>>540262987It actually isn't bad for a laugh. My favourite b-movie is The Stuff which came on randomly one night when Cartoon Network went off the air and Turner Classic Movies came on.
Might eat nothing but tarka dhal for a year
>>540263197Come fight me in a charity boxing match you faggot.
>>540263071>>540263167
>>540263269come then
>>54026317840s. Still tight as a balloon knot.
>>540263085>this narrater is a complete faggot.That's Stuart MiIllard, and he's based, i'll fight you.
>>540263167Romanichal have regional british accentsone from the north will have a northern accent, one from the southeast speak like cockney, southwesterners speak with west country accentsthey all have anglo last names as well. no traveller has an anglo last name
>>540263280don't tell me that's a pyramid
A post has recently opened up at Cambridge, and I'm wondering if someone here would agree to be my reference. In all likelihood they'll never call you.
>>540263379 No patels, singhs, akbars then?
>>540263311I don't know a thing about him and his vibe is all sneery and unfun>oh look at what these poors get off on, how quaintyeah fuck Stuart Millard and Fuck you lets go dickhead.
>>540263231Not heard of that one, I'll try and find it.Went through a B movies phase a few years ago like Birdemic and Velocipastor, good times.
>>540263426I'll do it man i once made the domain for an old company but .co.uk instead of .com, and gave the email addresses for it I'd set up for all the people at the company.
>>540263251Do you think the guy in this video owns an Audi or a BMW?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYHjlutXgdo
>>540263420Gypos are Jews. Clues in the cadence.
>>540263426It will be filled by a jeet or black waman for sure.
>>540263477I think The Stuff is on prime if you have that.
>>540263562Brand new Mercedes A180 AMG
>>540263420Its actually half of an octahedron. Gyppos love platonic solids.
>>540263562BMW easy
>>540263426Can you run lands end to john o groats in 12hrs on one leg?
>>540263444>I don't know a thing about him and his vibe is all sneery and unfun>>oh look at what these poors get off on, how quaintAll comedy has a victim, sometimes it just happens to be your turnSee >>540262783
>>540263379this could be said for any foreigners who mix here, as long as they don't form communities big enough that they form their own accents (like MLE or Midlands paki talk)>>540263569>>540263665I assumed it's to symbolise the Gypsy/Egyptian etymology, basically a different brand of WE WUZ, like blacks in the US getting tattoos of pharaohs
>>540261587https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjD3EVC1-zU
>>540261587he looks like the childcatcher from chitty chitty bang bang
>>540263772except he's not funny so that's why I don't like him simple as.glad he's dead.
>>540263782>I assumed it's to symbolise the Gypsy/Egyptian etymology, basically a different brand of WE WUZ, like blacks in the US getting tattoos of pharaohsnot really, pyramid rings have become extremely popular in traveller and gyppo circles in thet past few years presumeably because theyre like makeshift knuckledusters
>>540263829>glad he's dead.he's not dead tho, stop sniffing glue
is anyone familiar with the phrase 'at the crack of sparrow fart'?
>>540263782No it's literally just to do more damage when you deck someone
https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/f1vy70/map_of_gypsy_and_traveller_groups_in_great/>English Romanichal Gypsies are of Romani descendent, with Welsh Kale Gypsies and Scottish Lowland Gypsies being of Romanichal descendent. British Gypsies are white in appearance due to mixed marriages with Gaelic Travellers, Funfair Travellers and even non-Travellers over the centuries.>There’s also Funfair Travellers (Showman) who have native heritage. British Funfair Travellers and Irish Funfair Travellers are distinct.Is this accurate?
>>540264041even "pure" romani are less than like 30% jeet.Mostly arab and european
>>540263665>Gets in your path>Drops Merkhet line into cluster of OsirisDa fuk O'Leary ganna de?
>>540264041british gypsies didn't mix with irish travellers. they abide each other but they don't really mix and view themselves as seperate.they mixed with english underclass wanderering typesfunfair travellers are english underclass who made a living in the circus and eventually split off from normal society and became their own subgrouphighland travellers are split off from irish travellers
kek
>>540264041Grok is that true?>No. Gypsies are literal demons from the depths of hell who sustain themselves via thievery and shoddy overpriced tarmacking.
>nepotismIykyk
Romanians are alright. A homeless Romanian called me bossman after asking for spare change while he was camped out in front of a shop I went into a few months ago. Other beggars don't treat you with that level of respect.
>>540263911Yes
>>540264248Seen quite an explosion of these around my way this year, hadn'tt seen any for years, then BOOM... tweet tweet tweet
How many tickets to The Hives we can buy outta multiplying this bitch up?Answer: 544,000 tickets.
>>540264041Seems like, but go back even further and they're all from india. Gypsies are poos that broke edge-of-bowl containment. Not even kidding. That's why they scam so much. It's no coincidence, it's genetic.
>>540263900tick tock
>>540262344> If Restore is deadWut. I thought they were growing exponentially
>>540264156>who made a livingteevin'Had the circus in town recently. The obligatory gutter fixing cold calls and only for today £2k cash special offers. Eyeing me ladders* up while I'm opening a cab of paint.>*Which curiously they didn't have any of themselves
>>540264328But was he a Romanian Romanian or a Romani Romanian, or even a Hungarian Romanian or a German Romanian?
>X forren group is just as English as you, pls accept usWe hate our own, let alone fucken gyppos. Piss off
>>540262363Go be a jew somewhere else faggitt
>>540264345Loads have left here, seagulls are moving further in land and seem to be scaring them off.
Wtf
>>540264523I'm in a city on the coast so get LOADS of gulls. Crows and magpies seem to be in lesser numbers this year, but sparrows on the up. Can't stand gulls, noisy fuckers
>>540264328>the eternal joshBuy the tickets, pay your taxes, leave your passport inside your house – over the land propriety of the King of The British Empire and Emperor of Great Britain – prior to get nerve agent'd or to listen to Sergio's Kasabian band song Me Plus One.And go fuck yourself.
>>540264587KIddle sounds like a pedo board because it rhymes with fiddle and diddle
I don't want to hear about gypsies travellers and circus folk as if they're somehow distinct and important.scum the lot of them.
Pube died in a high speed police chase,smoking a cig, high on tramadol whilst posting a pic of his wristwatch
>>540264787I hope they park their caravans in your garden
The difference between pakistani's and indians is actually massive. Indians are a subspecies. Pakistani's are far more respectable in general. They have portions of highly inbred sub humans which is basically what our pakis are. But in general, pakistani's are far, far more civilised than the average indian.
HAROLDSTEPTOEHIPMAN
>>540264864they parked them in the fields near my houses a while ago, we just shot them with air rifles until they fucked off.
>brit/pol/ simping for pakis again
The darkest revelation of all is that it's not the jews. It never was. It's the women. The jewish women.
Fucksakes, gyppo and paki apologetics threadwho's next
>>540265031Big fan of the sudanese me
>>540264928so what? they all need to get gone.desu I'm starting to get sick of you faggot "white" people that tolerate this nonsense.
What's not to like about Romanians? Funny accents, fit birds, strong family bonds etc..We can trade all our BAMEslop for them.
>"oh them 100,000 od British girls that got raped by the pakis? sad really but that was because they were the bad pakis, the good ones are alright"
>>540264787waltzer nonces are going to save britain
>>540264458No, but a gourmet Yid that forgot the fact by which in The British Empire you pay to get fucked.Pay with interesting rates on the amount paid to receive the passport. Now it's your moment to find a fellow yd versed on economy to figure out what is the fucking fiat through which these interest rates have are established.Probably with the Euro not used by sneed von der leyen neither by any paper, cash or yellow meat bullshit only used by defects no one had ever need to worry about them, except me and my woman, who studied – indeed they do – the LSE bullshit in order to, you know...Be a goddamn lost soul forever. That's all. Shove that ball into your ass. That's all the help you rats have.
>>540265059Those lads make good food
>>540265085Absolute state.
>>540265071>>540265122You're really stupid, I'd wager you wear tracksuits and drink scrumpy jacks. Get a clue. Angry little chav, you're as bad as a paki.
>>540265059kurds are good lads they sell me cigs for 4 quid a pack that deffo won't give me turbocancer
>Although they love their children, it sometimes happens that a Gipsy mother will hold her child by the legs and beat the father with it.>Encyclopædia Britannica, 11th edition
>>540265233Fuck off Abdullah Mohammad Mohammad bin-Muhammad
>>540265233nowt wrong with a bit of scrumpy and your paki lads wear tracksuits so dunno what your point is there
>>540265151I didn't have to paid a thing in order to sneeze out of the Earth these yellow meat prioneaters and prionvaccinated subhumans which will be – you have that: image of this very post – prosecuted and sentenced without any weigh over the conscience.
>state a that pakis are objectively superior to the indian>met with hostilityHmmm I suspect we have a JEET infestation. Big up our pakistani brothers. They're the real ones.
>>540265288gyppo kids shit in the grass until they're about 15
>>540265233not falling for nonce baitbut know this you aren't half the man that I am.I wouldn't even pay you to shine my shoes.
>>540265391Indians have got BuddhaPakis have got Muhammedsays it all reallyand all of them need kicking back into the shithole they came from simple as.
might buy a catamaran, might not
>>540265455>low class poster glazing self glazing due to his chronic low self esteemSeen it countless times before. I'd wager pakis contribute more to society that you.
>you're a jeet if you don't worship pakis>you're a jew if you don't worship pakisStrange how common sentiment like this is on /pol/ these days/
>>540265156
I miss covid times.The doomschizos were far superior to the muslim worshippers we have now.
>>540265554>I'd wager this >I'd wager thatfunnily enough I don't give a shit m8
>>540265619Doesn't change the fact you're a jeet though does it?
>>540265610wonder how tom from york is keeping kek
>>540265528>Oriental showinesskekThat is what wog types are like
I'd take 1 million pakis over 100 chavs or jeets any day
>>540265660Can smell your soulless stench from here, gingePiss off to islamabad, really. All the best
>>540262101>"I can't make people believe me," he said. "Nobody lives their life having a receipt for every single thing they say or they've done."unless you're a university Professor in which case you are required to publish what you say and do
told myself I wasn't gonna fall for this nonce's bait.so I won'twhat the fuck is wrong with britpol manit's nothing but fucking sad twats with nothing to do all day but try and ragebait people.same thing day after day.
>>540265789you have to go back
>>540265572golgappa are a real thing and they're quite nice tbf
>>540265789up the arse?
>>540265889Looks proper ethnic and peng that
where the fuck do you find protests?do people not protest all the stupid shit that's been happening at all? I've wanted to go to one because british politics are insanely depressing and I want human contact again.I tried looking at the paid protestor websites (hopenothate and stand up to racism) because they in theory track all the good protests but it's like there aren't any at all.
Thoughts?
>>540265967danny tommos doing an i'm making an army bit
>>540265967Just join MI5 and then you get to attend but take the moral high ground while simultaneously sort of agreeing with the protestors but pretending to yourself that you don't.
>>540265789you've got em.
>>540261496 boomer humor image.
>>540266050I searched this up and all I can see is lefties writing smear piecesshit like>Danny's boat mysteriously sunk and now he's asking for £2000 to help repair it. what a grifter!>he's going to use this boat to harass our future doctors and rocket scientists and professors. what an evil person, good thing his boat's engine suddenly got destroyed overnight by the wind
>>540266104damn but they wouldn't pay me better than my current jobi just wanna feel like I exist for once. we've been abandoned by our own government there's not a single thing or benefit the government gives me yet it demands taxes several times a year
>>540265988who's paying this prat to fuck about in fancy dress all day?
Is 100k a lot of money these days?
>>540266316you
>>540265889It's an Indian vol-au-vent
>>540265988He's a dickhead.
>>540266193>humorIs it standard for Canadians to use yankese spelling?
>>540265988incredibly milquetoast
tbf and me
feeling cute, might start simping for pakis for (you)s
>>540266383fuck sake already said I'd put hundred pound towards new roof for the masjid gonna be dal and rice for another bloody month now sick of it
A mans puckered anus with lipstick applied is a good substitute for a womans lips to practice kissing with
>>540261496>Carers fed dog food to frail elderly woman and left her in the darkness for prolonged periodsthis boils my piss, turning an OAP into bogdan is fucking vile
Kind of feel like going on a coach trip again and just mellowing out in some part of the UK for a few days before going home. Anywhere you lads would suggest
How many pies did little jack go through before he realised he hated plums?
>>540266441no, we aren't retarded like most americans. but it becomes a habit online there is alot of US fucks.
>>540265988Silly sausage combined with insidious lefty shite
>>540266263go on his twitter
>>540261496They're recreating the sacred posture Muhammad adopted during the night of al-Zutt
>>540266263https://x.com/RealDannyTommo/status/2084943358242197760spicy
>>540267366>danny tommohis twitter is halfway down the second page of google after all the shit about>he's a criminal!!>>540267404damn, actual ladsI think I'd barely pass but I'd be on the bottom 10% of these fat chuds
>>540267105Scarborough
bring back 2007
>>540267483we don't know his strat, he might be infiltrating the royal larder to starve them out
>>540267105knottingley
so like love pakisthey're cool and better than indians
brit/pol/ is finally dead
Policemans whistle up me arsePEEEEEEEP... STOP THAT MAN!!!
Brit/pol/ lives and marches on.
>>540269383bosh
me flaps clappedme retum brapped
>>540269748*c
https://xcancel.com/Polymarket/status/2085087885460410497wat
>>540269870>polymarketwhat shitty scam are they running now?>bet on if aliens are real!!!
>>540269670need to add the little fella playing banjo or summat
N word
wholesome
>>540270721lmao
Hey guys! Happy hump day!
>>540265572where's the frazzledrip?
Anyone else playing rabies roulette?
I miss drinking ; it was awful
Just stretched, farted - and woke the cat.
>the act of using another person's words, ideas, or work and pretending they are your own without giving proper creditwhy are they calling it plagiarism? It was generated content, rather than copying or failing to cite. Isn't it more like fraud?
>>540275277Wasn't it published before AI? It's just AI was used to automatically detect plagiarism.segments were almost entirely copied with some superficial changes.
Wigger Starmer jumpscare!Five Nights at Wigger Starmer's icumen out!
No rain on the 2 week horizon FUCKED WE'RE FUCKED
>spilling your guts on social media>spending the entire evening writing cope essay responses to anonymous frog posters on x>posting drunk/high You'd have thought people would have gotten it into their heads by now that nothing good ever comes of this. Just have some self-discipline for fucks sake, why is every politician and public figure mentally still impulsive and naïve emotional children?
>>540279922>why is every politician and public figure mentally still impulsive and naïve emotional children?Cocaine's a hell of a drug
my balls are full of gas and are floating upwards
>Why phones on loudspeaker may become just another noisehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3d3nlmeee0oThis is defeatThey can't do anything about wogs being loud on phones so the advice is #GetUsedToIt!
Too much information I see you Mata Hari YEAStitched by a counterfeit! I say you are Mata Hari YEA
Be at Center Mall of Recife (that's the only way to translate the "Shopping Center Recife"), here:https://www.google.com/search?q=shopping+center+recife+enderecoThen we banter together: you stalk your man and your man will probably pretend he isn't is being stalked by one of the most beautiful girls of this universe.
Next Monday; you see, my woman made me do things always one day prior the current day so that everybody operates on the one day prior to the current day basis.She says Base UmI say TheresienstadtYou say Recife
>>540280720Dude you're posting too much
Kill off the livestock, cover productive farmland with solar panels and fill the countryside with data centres. Then watch food become scarce and good, affordable produce disappear from ordinary families tables This is what winning looks like
It's right wing to notice Tell your friends
>>540281129I think we should just let it all fall apart and not even say "I told you so" just pretend to be surprised by everything like nobody ever saw it coming, then just die?
>>540281204sounds good to me
morning