This woman asked me to help her groceries into her car at a store I work at.I bent over to put her groceries into her car but just used a Neti Pot 2 hours prior which cause a gush of saline to drip out of my nose into her car and her shocked face was a Chef's Kiss for making me do extra work I wasn't getting paid for.Screaming at me as I smiled and walked into the back door of the store to avoid embarrassment.Fuck Women and their Karen Politicspicrel
I sneezed today and a corn kernel came out of my nose
>>540277609Your holes are loose.
gesundheit
where did you hold all the water? in the cavity where the brain is supposed to be?
>>540277609I have ti do this bullshit 4 times a day. It sucks. If I don't do it I get sick easily and get massive headaches.
>>540277609I was having trouble opening a produce bag at the grocery store and some last walked up to me asking if I wanted to "touch something wet".
>>540277758If you knew anything about anatomy you would know that your sinus cavity isn't straight like a straw. it's jagged and has small pockets that water and fluid gets trapped in.I bet you can hold a whole gallon in that head of your with such a small brain taking up space.IM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL OF YOU MAKING FUN OF ME
>>540277866oddly random
>>540277895was it wet?>>540277831The AIDS? :/
>>540277895She offered a glass bottle that had condensation on it.
>>540277899Your holes are loose.
>>540277927>randomspamming it in every thread
>>540277609you should have raped her then run her ov er with her own car.big missed opportunity
>>540277675That’s a BBC.
>>540277758>>540277899i do that if i ever use a netty pot. the water goes in but it never leaves.
>>540277609My asshole is the gateway to the smelliest corners of hell, I have melted 100’s of faces with my farts. When I worked at a grocery store there was this mean old bitch that would ask me to double bag everything and read the date on every coin she paid with. When put her groceries in her car I would fart in her car hoping it would cause her to crash or have a stroke.
>>540278511that's a confession of biological terrorism, Pal!Glowies will be knocking on your door soon enough
>>540277927Filter all memeflags and you'll be right
