How would Trump handle a Martian invasion?
>>540279260He would probably ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
>>540279260This movie is more realistic
>>540279260WE CUM IN PISS
>>540279260don't let the zoomies know about this one
>>540279260DO THEY LAND ON A FRIDAYTHEN UTTERLY END THEIR ENTIRE CIVILIZATION PRAISE BE TO XENU
that depends, do the aliens suck jew dick or not?
>>540279260He would handle it extremely poorly and we would all die
Ack ack ack ack ack. Ack ack. Ack ack ACK ack.
Jack Nicholson plays a president and a shitty casino owner and they both die horribly lol. Though to be fair the president is more like Biden or Bill Clinton than Trump
>>540279260He wouldn't because he would get killed at the start of it
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>>540279260By investing in Alien Inc before surrendering but all caps tweeting that he accepts the new partnership with the aliens and any talk that he surrendered is fake news
>>540279445looks like my nuts
>>540279260somehow i don't think the rest of the planet would let him have much of a say.