Now the dust has finally settled who was in the wrong here?
>>540294783Ha le Epic thing that happened and was captured with the worst camera in existence I love these things!
Women like always, but of course simp chuds will hate the bagelguy because men just can't accept a based manlet.Us manlets gotta stick together. It's a chud eat chud world out there.
I had a major realization in the shower this morning.Missionary is for handsome Chads. If you're not handsome and you go for missionary, you aren't getting laid. She's going to see your face and nope out, so you learn to only do doggy. Mid-Brads therefore must endure the terrible odor instead. As a result, Chads all turn out to be interested in face/tits/perfume, all the nice stuff, while Brads become ass men who "imagine the smell" and see nothing but hairy ass crack crusted with shit during sex.
More evidence that women (and society at large) think slightly shorter men are basically funny wild animals to be laughed at and toyed with.>inb4 t. manletI’m 5’9.
>>540294955>inb4 t. manlet>I’m 5’9yes, exactly
>>540294955>slightlyBoy you ain’t 5’9” and the fact you think you have to post any of this to try and front run attacks is sad
>>540294783isnt this some ancient manlet shit?>>540294955>I’m 5’9.fucking lmao im also 177 cm tall and i often wonder why society lets me even have an opinion
>>540295069>LITERALLY average height You’re a parody of yourself and the reason nobody takes your rhetoric seriously anymore.
>>540295173>your rhetoricwho are we? The heighted elite?
>>540294783He is for not having a gun and not shooting the person who assaulted him.
>>540295173>LITERALLY average heightErmm, aktshually average height is 5"10
>>540294891If a women smells and you dont stop mid thrust and tell her to shower, you deserve yo be a brad
>>540294891>it only took me a few decades and a shower to realize that I'm a coping incelAll you had to do was ask.
>>540294783Im 6" and I wear 3 inch insoles in my boots.Women call me honey and Sweetie pie, but I cant tell if they think I'm attractive, gay, or retarded, so it didnt change anything
>>540296112Where did you get them, and are they comfortable? I bought some chink ones off amazon they advertise 2 or 3 inches but it’s only like 1.5 or 2 at most
>>540296112>>540296229I'm 5'5 and can't imagine being this insecure. How do you even live with yourself? Do you stay awake at night worrying about your height? Pathetic.
>>540294783The short king was in the right. US short kings gotta stick together5'11" manlet here checking in
>>540296316Im not insecure about my height at all. Being a bit taller is just better and I bought them ironically and just left them in my shoes. Its not a lift shoe like RDJ has, its just your heel is up a bit and its comfy
>>540296229I must have lucked out, mine are chink ones off ebay too. I didnt measure my height with a tape measure though, I just thought it would be funny to get them
>>540297194LMAO
>>540294783The short guy, for thinking he was human. If you’re under 5’10” as a man you should be forced to work in a mine until you die. It’s just good for the gene pool.
>>540297531Post tits
>>540297531Tits of gtfo hole On a side note guys, how do I politely tell my gf that I can’t fuck her because her cooch stinks? She has a fucking detachable shower head, why does she never use that?
After the inevitable freak-show internacine war sure to occur between the manlets and stringbean freaks, the average-height master race will inevitably pick up the pieces and finally bring order to the disfunction caused by these abnormals.
>>540297859That is probably a dietary issue
>>540297859Just fuck her in the shower, use the shower head on her. Why is this so fucking hard? Is what she will ask.
>>540297677>>540297859>t. 5’5” Pablo and Sandeep
>>540298757I'm not seeing any tits so I'm not reading any post.
>>540297859you can't
The gnome started it. Especially when he said "hit me". In a just world, he would have been absolutely rocked, not just manhandled like a child.
>>540294891This. And Amazon position is for manlets. Face it we just don't have the inertia to please our 5'10 200lb breeding machines. We need them to be on top thrusting us around and then finishing by smothering out faces in their DD boobs. Your realization is accurate
>>540294955Is this bait? Manlet cut off is 6’0”. 5’9” is midget tier bro lmao
>>540299507Anything below 6'5 is midget tier
>>540299507Everything here is bait.
>>540299027this got you hot under the collar huh?
>>540300414It will when I finally see them titties, don't hold out on me let's see them areola grandes.
>>540300414Show me those titties
>>540294783I don't think he should have been mocked for being 5'11 desu.
>>5402995846ft under is midge and 6.5ft is bean pole lurch unattractive