>IRAN IS WINNING BECAUSE THE SUPREME LEADER THAT REPLACED THE ONE TRUMP KILLED IS HIDING IN A CAVE SOMEWHERE!!!There are “anons” on the board right now who are DESPERATELY trying to convince us to believe this. Kek. KMAO even.
>>540302771Iran Strategy is to stale the conflict so it gets so expensive that the US will fuck off.their cope attacks on empty warehouses on military bases are just for optics.the US should start carpet bombing a few military bases just to show off
>>540302771Worked for the Taliban for 20 years.How did that work out?
>>540302771How's the strait doing, migger?
>>540302771I don't care about your reptilian civil war. IF Iran wants to reach out and give us National Socialists a place of refuge in Iran in exchange for improving their military, that is fine by me, but so far those sand nigger Iranian A-rab mongrels have not done that.
>>540302771Iran won because they have successfully stalemated the entire Western world over the goddamn Straight. Europe is too weak and cucked to do anything about it, and the US knows how politically catastrophic it would be to put boots on the ground or to glass the whole country. They're using leverage and playing their position perfectly to lock a far more powerful enemy into a stalemate
>>540302771lmao how much are they paying you to do damage control?You lost tranny
>>540303140Holy fuck I never thought I'd see such a GIGANTIC FAGGOTYet here you are OP!Go back to iran you little islamic pedo goat fucker.BOMBS AWAY!KABOOOOOOOOM!BIAAAAAATCH HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHey:)Little FAGGOTWhile you're getting blown into chunks of gore, I'm sitting in a lawn chair getting a tit job by my big tiddy wife on a property worth more than your entire family treeLOLOL
>>540302771well yeah the Iranians are clearly winning the war They’re already exerting untold influence over the strait of Hormuz
>>540302771Strait status?
>>540303346Okay, but how is the strait doing? Could you answer?
>>540303263>stalemated the entire Western world over the goddamn StraightHow? I am still able to fill my truck with gas. Sure, I’m paying a bit more, but my life has not been impacted whatsoever lol.
>>540303534>IRAN CLOSED THE STRAIT, WHICH CAUSED THEIR ONLY EXPORT TO COME TO A SCREECHING HALT, BUT IT ALSO CAUSED AMERICANS TO PAY 10 CENTS MORE FOR A GALLON OF GAS, SO THAT MEANS *THEY* WON!lol
>>540303691>Sure, I’m paying a bit more
>>540303853Gas is slightly more expensive. Contrastingly, Iran’s Supreme Leader was killed when a tomahawk missile landed on his fucking head. Thousands of Iranian soldiers are dead. The entire Iranian navy is at the bottom of the sea. They don’t have an air force. Their economy is in ruins. Their current “supreme leader” hasn’t been seen in 7 months, and last we heard, he was rendered handicapped. I’d say America pushed Iran’s shit it quite completely, thank you very much.
>>540304093All of that and yet they can still manage to close the straight, choke off a major artery of global trade, put pressure on gas prices, and force the "world's greatest superpower" to sit in the cuck chair and watch as it happens. Yes, they got hit by a much more powerful military force, but using their leverage to force a more powerful enemy into a stalemate over the Straight is a victory