New cuck pod design just dropped.
>>540303868>buuuuuh>its in china>WOOWOWA>the are 5000 years ahead
>Trying to get Gameboy Color screen to look good inside a box with shit lighting Ngmi. That shit was garbage and is completely usable today.
>And you will be happy!
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>>540303868they are going to put us in these and stack us all up in warehouses
>>540303868needs more room for funko pops
>>540303868thats right get in your little rectangle you fucking homonculis
Not enough room for my piles of empty liquor botles
If I didn't fuck up my life, we would all have a better world today, this reality is a reflection of my own stupidity and my inability to see that fat ugly white ape bitch in middle school was the actual ugly person. I'm white but I absolutely despise small town whites and their desire to destroy anything that doesn't resemble them exactly.
>>540305035hell yeah
>>540303868i have this and do this
>>540305035Did you knock up a fatty redneck broad from middle school?
>>540303868Ngl would smoke some weed, get some Doritos and cuck it up in there.
>>540303868Hey, I've got one of those. Its called a living room with hue lights.
>>540303868looks like a good way to fuck up your eyes
>room for one person>pic relatedexplain
>>540305131No and thank you for reminding me that I didn't fuck my life up that extent.
>>540303868Let me guess, wife turned his game room into a 'guest bedroom' for the parents so now he has to live in a box in the living room.
>>540303868Protip: get a bunk bed or extend your bed frame and build your gooning closet underneath your bed, that way you save space and when you go to bed after a long night of gooning and shitposting your mattress is already heated from below.
>>5403038681990 made one for top gun on the nes cardboard blanket canopy it was sweet even had the flight stick
Is it at least soundproof? My bed is right behind my desk and I can't be too loud as I'll wake up my wife. I've had to resort to pic related in order to lessen the sound of me screaming at incels in various 'cords at 3am.
>>540303868missing gloryhole to fluff wife's bvll
>>540306054Still has room for your wife’s son
>cozy fun DIY projects mean you're a cuckYou ever used a drill, son?
>>540306054Sometimes you want to pretend you're jacking two dudes off at once. Or you can put one in your ass and use the other to play Contra.
If you're really contortionist you can even use the one up your ass to play Contra
>>540303868that shit looks like ass
>>540303868I know this a 1pbtid thread, but fuck, I dont get these people and the submission.If you like playing vidya, the dont hide, just play it when you feel like it.If you like cars, skip a vacation and buy a two point lift.Whats wrong with these "men"?
They did one of my favourite games of all time, KOF 2000, dirty with this one. I used to think old school King of Fighters was what Chad would play in his spare time, but now I see it is a game for cucks. Sad.
>>540309140Its not for cucks.
>>540303868looks like you'd strain your eyes sitting that close.
>>540303868meme it faggoos
>>540303868what is this an advertisement for?he removed the branding from his can of goyslurpso what is this an advertisement for?
>>540303868BING BONG BING WAHOO
>>540303868this is clearly sattire, it's also incredibly fucking homosexual because its from a grifting jewtube faggot.
>>540303868That's a fucking horrible setup
>>540310148How else are you gonna be left the fuck alone in your 2 bedroom apartment?
>>540303868>he doesn't game at his american dad desk where it instantly swaps to "work" if some normie is looking
>>540303868>>540309140Is this guy a Latin American? He looks like one, and he plays KOF 2000. KOF is mostly popular in Latin America.
it's gaming time, gamers, what are you playing first?
>>540312593Nice can you imagine the girth of his BBC? I bet it stretches out her pussy lips even after she's had three kids. Her pussy lips probably grip his BBC like vice grips. I don't even need to mention how much vagina cream she generates onto his BBC shaft. Sooo much.
>>540312740>>540307698You guys need to suck some dick already. Not even trolling, you can't be thinking this sort of stuff so frequently without subconsciously wanting to try some
>>540304234personaly anyone that buys this i would put a chain around it and throw it in river
>>540303868What am I missing here? This seems extremely uncomfortable and holy fuck the screen is so close to his face how can he see?Like what is the benefit of this?
wait I love niggers nowwhy cant we just have more of a nigger option?
>>540303868Wtf is that? Is it hiding under an old sofa?
>>540303868>cheap top-down rgb spotlights inches from your eyesthis is hell
>>540311784>wait for wife/girlfriend/sex slave/ to leave the room>ignore their prescence and just play>>540303868there is no way someone would let you be if you already live with someone, women feel the urge to pester and judge you if they see you resting.
>>540303868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_cWXEOSg4Y
>>540315768>wait for wife/girlfriend/sex slave/ to leave the roomMy wife doesn't leave the room when shes home.>ignore their prescence and just playI cant be loud and needed to buy a Mutalk 2.
>>540304140We're in the beginning of the new world order aren't we? This fucking sucks.
>>540303868Imagine locking this faggot inside and kicking him down the stairs.
>>540304234And have a problem glasses nanny for each section, who will munchhuaesen by proxy everyone, and if you show any passion or creativity they will labotamize you. Literally the opposite of Dead Poets Society.
>>540303868I own a house and have 2 cuck rooms to play in.
>>540303868I built this when I was 8 and also got over it after after some time also while I was 8.
>>5403038683/10 jack shack.
>>540303868Worst masturbatorium I've ever seen
>>540305035What did she do to you, bro?
>>540303868Hopefully he dies from the co2 in there
>>540303868I dont see the problem with having a "pod" if its in your house instead of being your house.Its like having a shed vs living in a shedHaving a car vs living in a carHe probably just likes the atomosphere in there, which you can argue is crap but its his choice. So long as he isnt forced into it by some nagging bitch wife whats the problem?
Yeah lemme just pack myself into a fucking suitcase and marinate in my own farts
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I own a driving sim setup and even I think this is cringe
>>540303868That screen is fucking tiny and he's really fucking close to it
>>540316720There is absolutely zero chance that he wasnt forced into the gaming cuck chamber by his fat nagging wife.
>>540316601you show your back directly to the living room, this is basically a shamebox, a crawl space under stairs has more dignity than this.Hell, a basement would be a man cave if you don´t have someone nagging about it.
>>540303868That's obviously a parody or a joke, plus who is this for? What crippling levels of myopia do you have to sit this close to a screen and be comfortable?
>>540303868>>540309773>>540312593BING BING WAHOOOO
>>540303868All that effort for a joke that's not even funny
>>540304177Kid has the wrong color, should be black
>>540317137>a basement would be a man cave if you don´t have someone nagging about it.*flashback hit*
>>540305171Fr me too. But I wouldn't buy this monstrosity, probably make it myself though
>>540316067Its more like a JEW world order.
>>540317733For me its the three chairs facing the shitty fake brick vinyl.
>>540317323wow youre so fucking smart for figuring out that its not meant to be taken seriously
>>540317733That looks great to have some people over.
>>540317137The very concept of a man cave is shameful. You shouldn't need a little hole to scurry into like a bug man because you're afraid of standing up to your wife.
>>540317733Inside you is a gym wolf and a lush wolfwhich howl will you heed?
>>540306054He's a cheap beaner from the looks of it so instead of installing MAME on a potato and getting the peripherals you want to build a cabinet he bought a cheap MAME machine off of Amazon.
>>540316979If he was forced into it then yeah he's a cuck.If he wanted a dark quiet place to play vidya of his own volition then its completely fine.
>>540316216Kek this image is actually based
>>540317733what happens here?handjobs?
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>>540304080There are modded Gameboys these days with backlit screens. I've got one. It's also got an internal battery that charges through usb-c.
could i start a business where i just build cubby gamer boxes for loser husbands whose wives hate them? is this a budding industry?
>>540309773>man, tyrone and my wife need to be more careful moving all that furniture around in our bedroom, all that banging is disturbing my le epic street fighter 2 turbo session
>>540318396>>540317733>>540318071those chairs are for the gooner and his buds to get sucked off by wives during their monthly orgies. if they weren't facing the wall, they might get distracted and lose their boners
Why even have a wife at that point? She absolutely hates his guts and her pussy is drier than the Sahara around him. He completely failed as a man. He MIGHT get one crumb of pussy per year, while she gets it from somewhere else the rest of the time. Why live like that? I just don't get it.
>>540303868he has to be in the pod so his wife and yamal cant hear him playing while they have sex
>>540303868YOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I CANT HECKIN WAIT TO BE HOT AND CRAMPED WITH TEMU LED GLARE ON MY 7 INCH GAYMER SCREEEN !!1!1!1!1!1!! WOOOOOO GAYMEZZZZZZ!!!!1!
>>540316216My gf does this and i say that
>>540312740Faggot leaf trying hard to be a faggot leaf
