The whole GOP: "Wiping your own ass is faggotry."This is conservatism, perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure.
I'm voting straight republican because of how badly memeflags don't want me to.
OP, if you get shit on your hands, do you wash them, or just wipe them off with paper?
He is right though. If your body can’t regularly rid itself completely of stool then something is functionally wrong.
>>540307703That’s funny, all the memeflags call me “Saar” and tell me to vote for blumpf
>>540307540>pulled up the britsol stool chartFuckin kek no way
>>540307962No, they don't. You made that up.
He's correct. A properly formed stool should come out clean & solid, indicating a proper diet is being observed. You just do a quick spray from the bidet, and there you go: clean & healthy!
>>540308178Actually right.So… sauerkraut and steak are the enemy…
>>540307703I’m a memeflag and I desperately don’t want you to lie down in the middle of the interstate tonight
I feel like what's going on here is the Christian conservative shame about the body and sexuality being refactored for a secular context, where instead of purifying that by chasteness and piety it's instead transferred onto asserting that's it's actually "the libs" making your shit stink with their woke goyslop and you can purify it by having a sufficiently "based" diet that turns your feces into inert blocks of waste product
>>540307540>poopjeetshttp://www.google.com/search?q=toilet+witches+indiahttp://www.google.com/search?q=codex+pajeethttp://www.amazon.in/s?k=cow+dung+cakeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Pi4-zWJTgGO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS>GO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETSMEME FLAG FAGGOT GO KYS NOW>MEME FLAG FAGGOT GO KYS NOW
Jews have truly turned americans into clowns walking around with poopy assholes
>>540308748I'm gonna vote Republican and not lay down in an interstate, sorry chink.
>>540309516i know. you feel the need to live so you can affirm your love of jews.
I mean he's got a point.Most of my shits are clean. Firm and somewhat dry, so even the first wipe is clean.This is magic.
>>540308846Nice analogy. It's magical purity thinking. "If shit in my pants makes liberals mad, it must be a good thing. I must be doing something right."
jeet ideology
>>540307540>pooing is now part of our politicsWe really are india clay
>>540307540Makes sense to be honest (typer 7 chronic alcoholic here). But orgasmic shitting behind curtains at dinner?
>nearly orgasmic rightoids really are closet faggot shit fetishists, WOW
>>540307540>whiping is gay>you're supposed to cum when shittingHuh?
>>540307540This is what total rightoid victory looks like. No mass deporations, more war in the middle east, endless inflation, and shitting behind a sheet in the dining room whipe having an orgasm.That's MAGA.
>>540307540i use clorox wipes and there is never peanut butter in the lion's mane
>>540307540Imagine being a subhuman that doesn't even use at least wet wipes.
>>540307540>nearly orgasmiclmao literal unresolved Freudian anal fixation.
>>540307540still voting Republican
>>540314655Now say that about Israel
This is sort of true but you gotta see though that there is nothing to wipe. If you are one of those guys with dude wipes, you should change your diet so you stop feeling shitty.
Since I put sunflower seeds in basically everything I eat to add a bit of crunch my shits are so friggin smooth. like oiled turds escaping my arse.
>>540307540That might not be wrong. I've taken shits before where I wiped and nothing was there. Maybe that's how it is always supposed to be.
